Download or read book Silly Poems for Wee People written by Chas Stramash and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011-12-08 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The illustrated edition of Chas Stramash's popular kids' poetry book, Silly Poems for Wee People. Now with more colour and all poems re-edited, this book is a must for all children. It's totally childish and devilishly funny!
Download or read book I Could Pee on This written by Francesco Marciuliano and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2012-08-03 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. In this hilarious, bestselling book of tongue-in-cheek poetry. The author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat "authors" throughout, this whimsical animal book reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable). Ideal for that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with our feline friends.
Download or read book Wee Poems for Wee People written by Salley M. Osborn and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2010-07-19 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of poems for small children.
Download or read book I Am Angry written by Michael Rosen and published by . This book was released on 2021-07 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This kitten may look cute and cuddly, but better beware...they're angry.
Download or read book Nonsense Poems written by Edward Lear and published by Courier Corporation. This book was released on 2012-12-27 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 90 delightful limericks and 12 longer poems, including such classics as "The Owl and the Pussy-cat," "The Jumblies," and "Calico Pie," all accompanied by Lear's amusing illustrations.
Download or read book Odd echoes from Oxford and other humorous poems by A Merion written by Charles Stokes Butler and published by . This book was released on 1872 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Poems that Have Helped Me written by Samuel Ellsworth Kiser and published by . This book was released on 1916 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Ready for Spaghetti Funny Poems for Funny Kids written by Michael Rosen and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2022-10-25 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Former British Children's Laureate Michael Rosen and award-winning artist Polly Dunbar join forces for thirty-two irresistible rhymes that revel in toddlers’ everyday lives. Will you getti the spaghetti? Don’t say, “Not yetti spaghetti!” I’m all setti for spaghetti. Fizzing with rhythm, energy, and laughter, this perfect gift-book introduction to poetry celebrates the day-to-day routines of early childhood. From the rise-and-shine exuberance of "Up, up, uppity-up!" to the sweet lull of “Hush and a hush/soft and low,” colorful pages abound with observations of ordinary moments, from brushing your teeth to digging in a sandbox, that mirror a childlike day-in-the-life. Poetic bounty at its best and brightest, this playful and affectionate read-aloud treasure will have toddlers clamoring for more, for the sheer fun of it.
Download or read book I m Not Feeling Like Myself Today written by William Schoff and published by Outskirts Press. This book was released on 2010-10-27 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 30 Wacky Rhymes about the Joys and Trials of Childhood A tomboy known as Colleen Fell into the washing machine. It churned and it frothed And washed her all off, Until she was perfectly clean. Colleen was quite irritated, But her parents were simply elated. They now had a way To get her to bathe Even though she gets quite agitated. What happens when a little boy refuses to take a bath-ever? How do you live with a brother who behaves like a caveman? And what happens when a girl tells one too many fibs? They're just some of the goofy, bizarre, and plain old wacky characters you'll meet in I'm Not Feeling Like Myself Today. This hilarious collection of children's poems is guaranteed to appeal to kids and parents alike with its combination of fun rhymes, vocabulary-boosting language, and laugh-out-loud illustrations. The magic lies in the cast of misfits: Meet Billy Brattle, the rich rascal who misbehaves so badly he drives his butler to walk out the door; Colleen, who falls into the washing machine; Lotte Liar, the young girl whose every fib weaves a telltale fabric out of her mouth; and the curious tyke who blows so many bubbles she's carried far, far away. And that's just for starters! Perfect for independent readers or as a read-to-me book for younger children, I'm Not Feeling Myself Today is a storehouse of humor and learning to be enjoyed over and over again.
Download or read book Funny Little Poems for Funny Little People written by Bruce Lansky and published by Meadowbrook Press. This book was released on 2002 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 50 short, humorous poems--fun and easy reading for first and second graders. This 4" 5" shirt-pocket edition gives new meaning to the term pocket book. And at only $5.95, this is one of the best poetry bargains available. Each poem is 4 to 10 lines long, printed in large, easy-to-read type. 40 are culled from Lansky's most popular; 10 are brand-new for this book. Copyright © Libri GmbH. All rights reserved.
Download or read book That s Silly Short Poems for Short People written by Jeff Burton and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-01-18 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This a book of easy poetry for children, in bite-sized pieces. All selections are no longer than four lines and all are quite silly. Poems are placed, one to a page, so pieces of the book may be consumed and enjoyed ... rather like a chocolate ... or a frog, if one is so inclined. Children may wish to enter into the creative process by adding their own drawings or extra verses. This is a book meant to a starting point for exploration rather than a finished work of art. The surreal imagination is a wonderful playground for children and those who remain child-like. It is the author's fervent wish to be paid in the currency of shy smiles and even the occasional guffaw. An amused snort will do in a pinch.This book may be read to younger children who have their wits about them, or, more properly, read by children themselves between the ages of 7 and 12. Of course, if you haven't lost your taste for surreal humour, the poems may equally be enjoyed by adults.Similar in style to Spike Milligan's poetry for children, a debt of gratitude must be paid to him for the hours of enjoyment he provided in the author's youth.
Download or read book Don t Wee in the Bath Terry written by Gez Walsh and published by Kings England Press. This book was released on 2003-09-01 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We've all been there. Some kids still are. Looking under the bed for the bogeyman, experiencing the delights of odd socks, or suffering from (our own and other people's) bad breff as Gez so charmingly puts it. Yet Gez isn't always so grounded in real life and the authentic language of the school playground and the top deck of the bus. Sometimes he goes off into the absurdest, grossest of fantasies, with Spike-Milligan-esque poems like Gnome Sweet Gnome and Steve and His Secret Agent Underpants. Not to mention Henry Meek, who can make his bottom squeak, and saves a climber lost in the mountains with this unusual talent.
Download or read book Never Alarm a Llama written by Steve Attewell and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-03-31 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A super book of funny, ridiculous and silly poems to make kids laugh out loud from children's poet Steve Attewell. Packed with illustrations by the author this book is great for reluctant readers. Steve's books are used in schools all over the world to help kids enjoy poetry without being intimidating. Ages: 4 to 14 The poems in this book: Never alarm a llama A, bee, see Cat flap Eleven melons and a lemon Flute Badger I drew a door upon a wall I thought I thunk a think Itchy Lost Stupid fly The bounce I did The invisible hamster The longest poem ever written Things I don't like This is not a poem Tim the caterpillar Upside down What book to read tonight? What's a rhyme? Words Yesssss Things people say about Steve's other poetry books: "Once, I laughed my socks off was a great poetry book that got students reading poetry without them even realizing it... I would highly recommend this for a poetry lesson for elementary students for poetry lessons or for just light fun reading in the classroom." - Goodreads reviewer "A wondrously funny book of poetry for children." - Goodreads reviewer "The poems are hilarious, fun and playful and I absolutely loved reading this collection of poems." - Goodreads reviewer "I know when I was being taught poetry really young I could very little interest in exploring it further till I was older, but this book would have definitely enticed me enough to start looking sooner. It was fun and silly and it is great for kids" - Goodreads reviewer "This large format book was a joy to read by myself and with its bright, simple illustrations easy to share while spoiling my grand children with lots of funny words that had a natural rhythm." - Goodreads reviewer "I got this for the 4th grade poetry project for my daughter. She is a reluctant reader, but these poems were so funny and engaging for her, that she read her assigned number of poems without complaint. She even memorized one to share with the class." - Amazon reviewer Hi, I'm Steve I've loved my journey becoming a children's poet. I've seen my books enjoyed by kids, adults, and teachers. The best thing about writing for children is seeing them comment about how they've been inspired to read or write more poetry. And when I learned that my poems were being used in schools as teaching aids... well, you can imagine how pleased I was about that.So if you enjoy one of my books or use one in the classroom, do drop a review or find me on the web and let me know what you think - spreading the word helps so much and inspires me to write more. Kids poems, funny illustrations, and humour through-and-through.
Download or read book AB Bookman s Weekly written by and published by . This book was released on 1994 with total page 1716 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Awesome Kids Jokes and Funny Poems written by Earl Fizwickle and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-23 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This wonderfully silly book contains over 500 jokes and funny poems fully Illustrated on every page.We wanted to create a book that would entice even reluctant readers into the world of funny poems and silly jokes. We were determined to create a good quality fun book at moderate price. It took nine months of our time and we laughed like children as we wrote it. If you're looking for a great joke book with silly short poems, this book will not disappoint!
Download or read book Behold Our Magical Garden written by Allan Wolf and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2022-03-08 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learn vital processes and procedures about gardening through different types of poetry.
Download or read book A Book of Humorous Poems written by George E. Teter and published by . This book was released on 1931 with total page 380 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
