Download or read book Silence Is Golden Duct Tape Is Silver written by Nucking Nucking Futz and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-08-20 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: AHHH... THE MANY USES OF DUCT TAPE This humorous notebook reads, "Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver." Perfect for when you're needing a little peace and quiet. A funny gift for friends and family. DETAILS: 6X9 inches || 108 pages || lightly lined || paperback

Download or read book Silence Is Golden Duct Tape Is Silver written by Grace Ink and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-21 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This 105 Page Lined Journal is perfect for recording your notes, stories, goals, dreams, hopes, aspirations, thoughts, and feelings. Satin Matte Bound Paperback Cover Crisp White Paper Gorgeous Design

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Download or read book Silence is Golden Duct Tape is Silver written by Newprint Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-10 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This stylish and elegant sketchbook is great for multi-use with 120 pages. You can use this sketchbook for drawing doodling or painting in college, high school, middle school, work, personal, hobby, or travel. This sketch book is lightweight and has your favorite quote or saying on the front cover.Enjoy having a sketchbook that you cannot get in any other store. This unique crafted doodle pad notebook sketch pad is great for multi purpose use or daily drawing and sketching. Enjoy!

Download or read book Bronson Project 1 X written by ,Ducttape and published by Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on 2023-02-09 with total page 143 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You are formally invited to take a journey with some truly ordinary people. People who simply gave God an opportunity. We headed down many highways and byways. To us, each road was the Bronson Highway. Each mission was the Bronson Project. From 2010 to 2018, we accomplished Bronson Projects 1aEUR"X. Jesus said, aEURoeThe harvest is plentiful, but the workers are few.aEUR We found out that not only was our labor not in vain but that some rewards are at times indescribable!

Download or read book Spiritual Dynamite written by Bill Sweet and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2024-03-20 with total page 535 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Spiritual Dynamite addresses: “What are Christians and religious people going to do when God’s creation is replaced with algorithms?” Be stunned. When parents have done virtually everything right for their kids, many parents wonder why their children won’t carry forward the family religion or religious values to their children. Technology and social media have rewired human brains to dismiss the importance of religion. • Spiritual Dynamite provides examples of trailblazing prayer and intention experiments. • There are futuristic scenarios where artificial intelligence could be a tremendous godsend for mankind. You could also conceptually presume Divine Intelligence is the antipode of artificial intelligence. • Our subconscious has its own cancel culture. People often talk themselves out of enjoying their memories of supernatural and intuitive moments. These moments are often followed by an internal canceling from memory of supernatural moments. • The Quality of thoughts is upheld to be a prelude to a better society. • You will find dynamite information in this book you won’t find anyplace else.

Download or read book The Misfitz written by Cheri Carter and published by Author House. This book was released on 2011-09-09 with total page 109 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet the Misfitz! Some are odd, some mischievous, some lovable and some are just down-right unlucky. However you see them, these likable characters take you on a journey filled with humor, wonder, mischief and even young love through their innocent eyes, inquisitive minds and endearing hearts. "The Misfitz" is a children's book of humorous poems and playful illustrations highlighting the way kids today think and see the world. Whether you're five, fifteen or thirty-five, "The Misfitz" is written to fill the hearts of young readers with laughter and relief that there are other kids out there just like them as well as feelings of nostalgia and love for parents, teachers and anyone who just remembers being a kid.

Download or read book The Biggest Funniest Wackiest Grossest Joke Book Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-09-01 with total page 203 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Your friends and family will be laughing—and groaning—each time you send one of these zingers their way! Every kid’s joke-abulary will skyrocket with The Biggest, Funniest, Wackiest, Grossest Joke Book Ever! We’ve combined our four best-selling joke books into this special hardcover collection, and added some new jokes too! Hundreds of knock-knock jokes, one-liners, puns, and other groaners make this a must-have for any aspiring class clown. Family jokes, animal jokes, and gross-out jokes for every occasion are waiting for you in this book of silliness!

Download or read book Here We Go Ladies written by Roger Waisanen and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011-05-17 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here We Go Ladies is a collection of jokes and anecdotes I have gathered and used over my 20 years of umpiring. Some of them are jokes from ladies I have umpired. I find a joke or two can be encouraging to a player or team that is down. This collection of jokes as well as the t-shirts with witty sayings that I wear help lighten the atmosphere of the games and tournaments I umpire. I hope you enjoy them as much as the players and I have over the years.

Download or read book The Sarcasm Handbook written by Lawrence Dorfman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-08-22 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the author of the bestselling Snark series comes the premiere guide to satire, sneering, jeering, and mockery in their finest forms. A surviving knight of many a verbal joust, Larry Dorfman has become an expert at backhanded sass and cathartic banter. Featuring life lessons from the master himself, as well as quotes and quips by some of history’s sarcastic greats, The Sarcasm Handbook teaches readers how to deflect stupidity and express their inner dissatisfaction with a keen sensibility, hushing subtlety, and wisecrack wit. Included in these invaluable teachings are chapters on achieving the right tone, sarcastic bastards in history, as well as scenarios depicting some of the greatest moments in sarcasm. So pick up your copy today and start learning the art of disparagement through passive aggressiveness!

Download or read book A Cowboy for Keeps written by Laura Drake and published by Forever. This book was released on 2020-07-28 with total page 264 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From a "fabulous new voice in romantic fiction" (NYT bestselling author Lael Miller): an arrogant cowboy meets a headstrong woman determined to take custody of his niece, only to realize that she may be the family he was always searching for. There's not much that could rattle a cowboy like Reese St. James. But when his twin brother dies in a car accident, Reese is stunned to discover he has a six-month old niece, Sawyer. Wanting to make up for lost time, Reese heads down to Unforgiven, New Mexico, to bring her home. He doesn't plan on Sawyer's guardian giving him any trouble, but the intriguing, independent woman is turning out to be more than he bargained for. Lorelei West had given up hope of having a family of her own until her sister's tragic death brought little Sawyer into her life. And now there's no way she's going to let Reese take her away. Lorelei knows hotshot, good-looking cowboys like him -- she's dated enough of them -- and she intends to stand her ground. Yet the more time Reese and Lorelei spend together, the harder it is to deny the attraction building between them. But opening their hearts to a baby is one thing -- can they also open their hearts to the possibility of a happily-ever-after?

Download or read book Fast And Furious A Comprehensive Collection Of U S Government Documents To 2017 written by and published by Jeffrey Frank Jones. This book was released on 2018-12-11 with total page 26260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 26,000 total pages .... Background: The Fast and Furious operation was responsible for allowing approximately 2,000 firearms to illegally flow into the hands of criminals, including Mexican drug cartel associates. On December 14, 2010, Customs and Border Patrol Agent Brian Terry, a United States Marine, was killed while on patrol just miles from the Mexican border. The firearms found at the scene were semi-automatic rifles that were allowed to walk as part of Operation Fast and Furious. Congressional Republicans have investigated Fast and Furious since January 2011. Over the course of the investigation, the Justice Department has provided false information, stonewalled document requests, produced scores of blacked-out pages and duplicate documents, and refused to comply with two congressional subpoenas. In August 2012, the U.S. House of Representatives Office of General Counsel filed suit against the Justice Department. On January 19, 2016, United States District Judge Amy Berman Jackson issued her opinion and ordered DOJ release documents previously withheld under the President’s executive privilege claim. On April 8, 2016, DOJ complied with the Judge’s order, delivering more than 20,500 pages of documents to the Committee. CONTENTS: Statement of Michael E. Horowitz, Inspector General - Report by the Office of the Inspector General on the Review of ATF's Operation Fast and Furious and Related Matters. September 20, 2012 FACT SHEET: Oversight Committee Schedules June 20 Contempt Vote over Operation Fast and Furious Documents Flash Memorandum: April 14, 2016 To: Republican Members Committee on Oversight and Government Reform From: Chairman Jason Chaffetz Re: Preliminary Update—The Fast and Furious Papers A Review of ATF’s Operation Fast and Furious and Related Matters (REDACTED): September 2012 Re-issued November 2012 (Some previously redacted material unredacted) Part I of III Fast and Furious: The Anatomy of a Failed Operation Part I Appendix 1 Part 1/3 - Report "Part I of III: Fast and Furious: The Anatomy of a Failed Operation" Part I Appendix 1 Part 2/3 - Report "Part I of III: Fast and Furious: The Anatomy of a Failed Operation" Part I Appendix 1 Part 3/3 - Report "Part I of III: Fast and Furious: The Anatomy of a Failed Operation" Part I Appendix 2 Part 1/3 - Report "Part I of III: Fast and Furious: The Anatomy of a Failed Operation" Part I Appendix 2 Part 2/3 - Report "Part I of III: Fast and Furious: The Anatomy of a Failed Operation" Part I Appendix 2 Part 3/3 - Report "Part I of III: Fast and Furious: The Anatomy of a Failed Operation" Part I Appendix 3 - Report "Part I of III: Fast and Furious: The Anatomy of a Failed Operation" Part II of III Fast and Furious: The Anatomy of a Failed Operation Part III of III Fast and Furious: Obstruction of Congress by the Department of Justice The Department of Justice’s Operation Fast and Furious: Fueling Cartel Violence The Department of Justice’s Operation Fast and Furious: Accounts of ATF Agents ATF Documents related to Operation Fast and Furious - Parts 01 through 14 ATF Documents related to Operation Fast and Furious – Responses A through Q Witnesses and testimonies: The Honorable Charles E. Grassley Josephine Terry - Mother of Late Border Patrol Agent Brian Terry Robert Heyer - Terry Family Spokesman John Dodson - Special Agent, Phoenix Field Division Witnesses - Full Committee Hearing: Operation Fast and Furious: The Other Side of the Border: Carlos Canino, ATF Acting Attaché to Mexico Darren Gil, Former ATF Attaché to Mexico Jose Wall, ATF Senior Special Agent,Tijuana, Mexico Lorren Leadmon, ATF Intelligence Operations Specialist William Newell, Former ATF Special Agent in Charge, Phoenix Field Division William McMahon, ATF Deputy Assistant Director for Field Operations RESOLUTION RECOMMENDING THAT THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES FIND ERIC H. HOLDER, JR., ATTORNEY GENERAL, U.S. DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE, IN CONTEMPT OF CONGRESS FOR REFUSAL TO COMPLY WITH A SUBPOENA DULY ISSUED BY THE COMMITTEE ON OVERSIGHT AND GOVERNMENT REFORM R E P O R T OF THE COMMITTEE ON OVERSIGHT AND GOVERNMENT REFORM UNITED STATES HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES OPERATION FAST AND FURIOUS: RECKLESS DECISIONS, TRAGIC OUTCOMES HEARING BEFORE THE COMMITTEE ON OVERSIGHT AND GOVERNMENT REFORM HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES ONE HUNDRED TWELFTH CONGRESS FIRST SESSION OPERATION FAST AND FURIOUS: THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BORDER HEARING BEFORE THE COMMITTEE ON OVERSIGHT AND GOVERNMENT REFORM HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES ONE HUNDRED TWELFTH CONGRESS FIRST SESSION

Download or read book My Favorite Jokes and Thoughts from Bill Wright written by Bill Wright and published by Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on 2023-02-09 with total page 23 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My Favorite Jokes and Thoughts from Bill Wright are a collection of humorous one-liners and stories that I have stored in my little brain over the last sixty years. Some I have heard in machine shops, golf courses, at church, etc. I hope they bring a few smiles and laughs. All the best!

Download or read book Diddlysquat written by Wilkie Lee Jernigan and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2012-09 with total page 406 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Diddlysquat is something you may have never heard about. It is something you do not know, something others do not know, and something only God knows. In this book, you will discover many things that will amuse, befuddle, irritate, tickle, and astonish you. It is a book for trivia lovers, sports lovers (especially football), life lovers, love lovers, and church lovers--although that last one may not be on the positive side. There are many discoveries presented here that will simplify your understanding of many things unknown to you. Most of all, there are literary snippets that relate to life and what you believe in. Prepare to learn more about religion, life, and history--and sometimes laugh at the truths that are worded so well they can hurt you. Diddlysquat, by Wilkie Lee Jernigan, is work that is both entertaining and candid--painfully--in its every leaf. About the Author Wilkie Lee Jernigan was born in North Carolina but now lives in Virginia. He and his wife, Marie, have been in Chesapeake for the past eighteen years. Aside from his career in the Navy, he also worked for the postal service. Writing is something he does to occupy his time and this book is his first published work.

Download or read book How to Write a Funny Mystery written by Beth Daniels and published by Savvy Authors Press. This book was released on 2021-11-29 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No matter how you came to it, there was something about the idea of mixing a mystery story and a comedy tale together that intrigued you. Titillated your muse. Made you want to spin a story in this mystery subgenre yourself. Welcome to the club! Beth Daniels walks you through the twists and turns of putting some funny in your mystery to help you create a heart-stopping mystery that will also have your readers chuckling.

Download or read book Land of Misfit Teens written by Katie Charles and published by Desert Breeze Publishing In. This book was released on 2011-12 with total page 161 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Amelia MacDonald liked her life. & ;& ;Her parents were both teachers, which most kids would find annoying, but Amelia liked it just fine. Sure, her family was quirky -- with her 'Da' being Scottish and a bit on the Geek Chic side -- and her mom was actually fun to hang out with -- but that was the way she liked it. & ;& ;Then everything changed. Fast. & ;& ;Her mom died, her family broke. If that wasn't bad enough, the university where her father taught literally shut down without enough students to keep it open. Everything she thought her senior year -- her life -- would be just disappeared. & ;& ;Now, she and her Da are trying to rebuild their lives with only 2/3rds of their family. She's in a new school where quirky isn't cool, and it's even more uncool when your father is the new English teacher and he's unlike any teacher any kid at this school has ever seen. & ;& ;She could try to be like everyone else, try to blend in as best as any 'new kid' can, but that's not Amelia. & ;& ;Taking a stand makes her plenty of enemies, but by Christmas her senior year, she's also made the kinds of friends who will last her a lifetime. They all live in the Land of Misfit Teens, but at least they live there together.& ;

Download or read book The Funniest Grossest Joke Book Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-10-17 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Make your friends giggle, guffaw, and groan with disgust at over 900 jokes in this massive volume that combines two hilarious books in one. It’s a 2-for-1 of epic proportions. This book combines our two bestselling kids’ joke books: The Funniest Joke Book Ever! and The Grossest Joke Book Ever! Do you know a kid who likes Q&A jokes, knock-knocks, puns, riddles, or one-liners? Of course you do! This collection has all that and more—over 900 jokes—actually. Perfect for boys or girls, it spans all kid-friendly topics, including fairy tales, animals, monsters, and disgusting jokes that’ll make them (and you) want to barf. They’ll laugh out loud at zingers like: Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch? A: Beef jerky! Q: Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately. Q: What kind of life was found on Pluto? A: Fleas! And many more!