Download or read book Shut Up Colour This Shit written by Georgina Townsend and published by Ravensforge Books. This book was released on 2018-01-22 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ideal holiday gift for adults! Adult humour alert! *****Left-Handed Edition***** Had one of those days? Of course you have. Colour your stress away... This awesome swear word adult colouring book is packed with enjoyable designs and a ******g mountain of sweary delights, waiting for you to dig in and colour your stress away. No matter who's wound you up, how *****d off you are, or what you really want to say to that maggot of a boss/sibling/person smoking under the 'No Smoking' sign, you'll find something here to help you work through the rage, and maybe even provide some inspiration. Relax. Colour. Enjoy Product details: Adults only Strong language (duh!) British English Sense of humour required White paper, with single-sided designs LEFT-HANDED EDITION - colouring pages are on the verso pages of the leaves, making it easier for left-handed colourists.

Download or read book The Weight of Silence written by Catherine Therese and published by Hachette Australia. This book was released on 2015-03-23 with total page 179 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A moving and funny childhood memoir ... timeless.' AUSTRALIAN WOMEN'S WEEKLY 'This is a special memoir. It is written with great feeling, imagination, humour and originality, and shows a writer with a distinct view of the world within and around her.' AUSTRALIAN BOOKSELLER & PUBLISHER MAGAZINE Do you remember the day you realised you were you? Catherine Therese does and invites you inside her head and upside down on a unique coming-of-age rollercoaster, chased by a purple feather duster through the sticky bitumen suburban streets of her 70s childhood - egged by Bernard King, terrorised by a frizzy-haired hooker with an axe - to going all the way with Meatloaf and a boy with half a thumb, in her achingly funny, intensely moving memoir ... The story of a girl losing and finding herself in the secrets that shape her life; the power of family, silence, language, grog and love ... of becoming who you truly are. A mother before she's a woman; a girl who carries a shard of windscreen glass, votes for herself and believes in holding rain. THE WEIGHT OF SILENCE is a brave beautiful book that will break your heart and mend it in the same breath.

Download or read book The Muthafucker How to Fuck Shit Up and Stuff A Novel written by The Muthafucker and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-09-06 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In 2012, the future of the once great Britain came under threat from an utter imbecile: the Prime Minister. Who would rise up from the masses to lead the people into prosperity once more? Who, amongst the many, could shake off the burden of tax after tax, two teenage daughters and an incontinent dog to fight for what is righteous and proper? Great Britain is fucked. There is only one hope. The Muthafucker is going to fuck shit up. A contemporary hero. A legend for tomorrow. One angry bitch. "You've been fucked...by the Muthafucker."

Download or read book Scratch Deeper written by Chris Simms and published by Severn House Publishers Ltd. This book was released on 2013-02-01 with total page 313 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Introducing feisty Detective Constable Iona Khan – the first in a thrilling new crime series. In sun-soaked Mauritius, a retired Law Lord is brutally murdered, while in rain-sodden Manchester, the Labour Party conference is beginning. Promoted to Greater Manchester Police’s Counter Terrorism Unit, Detective Constable Iona Khan’s first case appears to be a trivial use of false identity regarding a Sri Lankan student asking suspicious questions about Manchester’s tunnel system. But when she learns the identity of the conference’s guest speaker, Iona realizes it may not be so trivial after all, and she must enter the dark world beneath the city to prevent a possible catastrophe.

Download or read book Carve the Heart written by A.G. Pasquella and published by Dundurn. This book was released on 2019-11-23 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jack Palace must contend with gang wars, bikers, and the mob when he agrees to help the woman who betrayed him.

Download or read book Paintwork written by Tim Maughan and published by Tim Maughan. This book was released on 2011 with total page 55 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "In an era of "post-cyberpunk" science fiction, Maughan is firmly cyberpunk - or maybe "cyberpunk++," a genre that captures all the grit and glory of technology with a higher degree of plausibility and respect for real computers and networks than the genre had in its glory days...Maughan has a keen eye for the fictional possibilities of technology, a good hand with the what if/ten seconds in the future mode of storytelling, and he's quite adept at filling his work with hyper-cool eyeball kicks. These stories are fun and thought-provoking, a great combination." - Cory Doctorow, author of Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom and Little Brother "In our hothouse present, where technology is little more than vapour, Tim Maughan catches those fleeting moments of possibility in stories that ought to have no shelf-life whatsoever - and which, regardless, linger in the mind. I don't know how he does this. I don't know whether he is very naive, or very clever. One thing I do know: these stories are very, very good." - Simon Ings, author of Hot Head, The Weight of Numbers and Dead Water "They used to say that Science Fiction was hard to define, but that you'd know it when you saw it. How then to best recommend a collection like Paintwork? A book of augmented realties, icy conceptual surfaces and a healthy dose of contemporary corporate paranoia. Is even a simple book blurb as innocent as it first appears? The best Science Fiction isn't a road map, it's a toolkit, and Paintwork is a virtual users guide to a new kind of fictional future. A place where it's fine to pretend life's all a game, just so long as you stay on the winning team. If Science Fiction is a toolkit, Paintwork is the missing users manual." - Tom Hunter, Director, the Arthur C. Clarke Award "Havana Augmented is the third short story in Tim Maughan's excellent Paintwork (2011), a collection that focuses on the meaning of artistry in a near-future cyberpunk landscape...(it) follows two streams of conflict. Paul and Kim battle with enormous robots which is, frankly, awesome. Mr. Maughan knows how to write an action sequence without letting it take over. The battles are short, streamlined, vicious and very, very fun...this is the crown jewel of an excellent collection. I'm a sucker for sports movies, especially when the game or match has some sort of Great Significance. Mr. Maughan tugs at my heartstrings with Havana Augmented - a giant robot smackdown with a country's future on the line." - Pornokitsch.com "I loved Paintwork. All three stories show a writer with a real gift for accelerating the world we know into a believable future, with a deft local touch that adds an extra something for us Bristol folk...(it's) a great read, that pinches a few ingredients from the SF greats and blends them with a unique flavour all of its own." - Guide2Bristol Augmented reality street artist 3Cube wants to break into the mainstream, and as one of the best in the graffiti mecca of Bristol he stands a real chance. Except that someone, some unseen rival, seems set on using even the most old-fashioned of methods to stop him from succeeding. John Smith was successful once, if only for a fleeting moment. Now the documentary film maker is broke and jobless, and finds himself putting his life on the line as one of the new-breed of paparazzi - snapping celebrity video gamers in virtual worlds. And on the sun-bleached streets of Havana two young Cubans find themselves locked in a fierce struggle with one of the world's most powerful organisations, as a seemingly innocent video game tournament becomes a fight for both personal and national pride. Paintwork is a collection of three stories from our imminent future by British science fiction author Tim Maughan, including the 2010 BSFA Short Fiction Award nominated 'Havana Augmented'

Download or read book Winter Colours written by Donald McRae and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-06-05 with total page 689 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rugby is a sport that means different things to different people around the world. So when award-winning writer Donald McRae set off to take the pulse of the sport soon after the dawn of the professional era, he began to build a portrait of the game that highlighted the contrasts between nations, who may have been united in their love for rugby, but who saw it in very different ways. Featuring in-depth interviews with a range of great players from around the world, including Sean Fitzpatrick, Francois Pienaar and Lawrence Dallaglio among others, Winter Coloursis a compelling account of the culture of rugby as seen by its biggest stars - men who also hold dear the sport's very traditions that make it so special. This is a remarkable piece of writing and is sure to be of interest to all who follow the sport at any level.

Download or read book Death Got No Mercy written by Al Ewing and published by Abaddon Books. This book was released on 2009-09-15 with total page 251 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ONE MAN AGAINST A CITY OF MANIACS! This ain't a complicated story, but then Cade wasn't a complicated man. He didn't exactly care about people, did Cade, but if one of the people he almost cared about was in trouble, he'd help out if he could. If that meant heading down to San Francisco - even though nobody ever came back from there alive - well, fine. If that meant taking on whole armies of religious maniacs, coupon-clipping cannibals and helter-skelter hippies who dealt out free love and fast death in equal measure, armed with nothing but his two fists and a decent hunting knife... well, I'm kind of runnin' my mouth here. This ain't a peaceful story, is what I'm tryin' to say. And Cade... Cade wasn't a peaceful man.

Download or read book I Nearly Shit Myself Books 1 4 written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 188 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Nearly Shit Myself #1. Do you believe in ghosts? Bill End doesn't, but as his first night back as a Security Guard, he soon realises they are real, VERY real. Not only are they out to scare him, but they are also out to take his mind, body and soul. Will he make it through the night, with his sanity and soul intact? Or will he become something else! With randy ghost William Moorcock on his back, ANYTHING is possible! I Nearly Shit Myself #2. A chemical leak has led to a strange creature growing in the sewers and is now seeking human flesh to reproduce. When people start to go missing in very unusual circumstances, the case is given to detective Mack McKenzie & his new sidekick Steve. Something weird is happening to the people of the city, and they soon realise they will have to go down the sewers to find out what is killing all of them. Will they find out who, and what, is causing them to disappear? Or will it all just get flushed down the pan! I Nearly Shit Myself #3. When alcoholic scientist Joel discovers a new serum, he soon discovers it not only has the power to make him a monster in bed, but it also has a side effort so horrific, it makes his life a living nightmare! As his drinking gets out of control, so does his life and unknowing to him, he is killing people. With his time running out, will he live long enough to find a way out of this horror story he has created for himself? Or will he just have to accept, the serum he has taken was never going to have a happy ending! I Nearly Shit Myself #4. When Ben and his girlfriend decide to go for a naughty weekend away at a disused reservoir. They should have heeded the warning sign. KEEP OUT. NO SWIMMING. After their weekend is cut short, and they return home, the real horror begins! The, I Nearly Shit Myself, series are now being published under new titles with alternative endings.

Download or read book Four Plays written by Copi and published by Alma Books. This book was released on 2019-09-05 with total page 97 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection brings together four of Copi's best-known works for the stage: Eva Peron, The Homosexual, The Four Twinsand Loretta Strong. Set on the borderline between reality and delirium, and featuring such charismatic icons as Eva Peron and Greta Garbo, Copi's plays are imbued with his trademark racy wit and manic pace, intended at once to unsettle the bien-pensants and to open up radically new insights.The product of one of the most talked-about dramatists in the French language since Arrabal and the advent of the theatre of panic, Copi's works continue to shock and challenge to this day.

Download or read book Colour Me Dead written by Thirteen O'Clock Press and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-08-11 with total page 170 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Black is not the only colour for death... as Thirteen O'clock authors prove in this collection of colourful but very dark stories. Colour features in our lives in many ways, not always like this... death and destruction is scattered throughout the pages. Come on in, the mixture is just fine and you will lose yourself in the kaleidoscope of colour...

Download or read book Ruler of the Rink written by L.S Smith and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on with total page 133 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

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Download or read book The Girl Who Was Buried in Her Ball Gown written by Ian King and published by dotandtittle publishing. This book was released on with total page 169 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After one of the best evenings of her life at the junior high school ball, a young girl experiences her first kiss. During the amazing and yet awkward moment, something goes horribly wrong and her life is turned upside down. She soon realises that her existence has been severed from the usual humdrum of a teenage girl, and has been hurled into the world of the supernatural. Who can she trust, where can she turn? And what is it that she finds so uncomfortable about another girl, that has befriended her in this foreign realm? Why is this impostor leading her to places she does not want to go and pretending to be someone that she is not? As the young girl drifts along unknown paths she begins to unravel the mysteries, learns of new threats that are unpredictable and finds herself in situations that cannot be controlled. She discovers that these erratic menaces, are more than able to cross both lines, creating havoc wherever they appear. Will she find all of the answers and be able to pick up the pieces, or will she be lost in this oblivion forever?

Download or read book Zero Stars Do Not Recommend written by MJ Wassmer and published by Bonnier Zaffre Ltd.. This book was released on 2024-07-04 with total page 305 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What happens when you're on holiday and the sun explodes? **AVAILABLE TO PRE-ORDER NOW** 'Five Stars, Would Recommend' GRADY HENDRIX 'Lord of the Flies crashes headfirst into The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' BENJAMIN STEVENSON Professional underachiever Dan Foster is finally taking a break. Sure, his life has been average at best and, yes, he has never has quite lived up to his potential. But after a few Bud Lights in paradise with his girlfriend Mara, things are starting to look up. Then the sun explodes. With the island suddenly plunged into darkness, the ultra-rich guests hijack the remaining supplies and declare themselves the new ruling class. Led by a fitness influencer turned ruthless dictator, martial law is declared and the hoi polloi are press-ganged into service. And it's just Dan's luck that he could land an even worse job while on holiday. As temperatures drop and class tensions rise, Dan might have found a way for himself and Mara to escape the island. But sneaking away would also mean abandoning the burgeoning revolution that he might-have-kind-of-sort-of single-handedly started. 'A must-read' BOOKLIST 'Totally original' ALICE BELL 'Fresh, fun and completely brilliant' SARAH BONNER

Download or read book Bitin Back written by Melissa Lucashenko and published by Univ. of Queensland Press. This book was released on 2024-06-04 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When the Blackouts' star player Nevil Dooley wakes one morning to don a frock and 'eyeshada', his mother's idle days at the bingo hall are gone forever. Mystified and clueless, single parent Mavis takes to bush-cunning and fast footwork to unravel the mystery behind this sudden change of face. Funny and cleverly covert, too, this is a truthful rendering of small-town prejudice and racist attitudes. Hilarity prevails while desperation builds in the race to save Nevil from the savage consequences of his discovery in a town where a career in footy is a young black man' s only escape. Neither pig shoots, bust-ups at the Two Dogs, bare-knuckle sessions in the shed nor even a police siege can slow the countdown on this human timebomb.

Download or read book The Broken Land written by Ian McDonald and published by Jabberwocky Literary Agency, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-04-05 with total page 439 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “At once disturbing and beautiful . . . superbly realized.” —The Times (London) Grandfather was a tree, Father grew trux, in fifteen colours. Mother could sing the double-helix song, sing it right into the hearts of living things and change them... The Land is a living, breathing, sentient world, where careful skills and talent can manipulate its very substance into a myriad different shapes and forms. This is the world in which Mathembe Fileli grows up, until the conflicts tearing her country apart shatter her village, her home and her family and scatter them to the four winds. Can Mathembe reunite her family in a world full of angels, talking trees, squalor and glory? “Ian McDonald takes on all the atrocity and strife of the 20th Century, radically displaces it, and dares to envision a means of change. It’s a brilliant achievement.” —Locus “McDonald is a superior writer.” —Booklist