Download or read book Show Me Your Cock written by Bryan Lawrence and published by Manchild Books. This book was released on 2019-08-02 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Show Me Your Cock" is a children's poetry book for adults about a young boy being shown several roosters throughout his lifetime. It is a quest that you will undoubtedly follow with great anticipation. From his neighbor to his best friend, he is shown many different varieties of roosters. What cock will he see next and how? ANYBODY can enjoy it. Even your grandma will want to see what kind of cock will be on the next page. Read it to a crowd or cheer up an angry hobo with "Show Me Your Cock".

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