Download or read book Funny Shit My Students Say written by Teacher Gift and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-05-03 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Shit My Students Say: Funny Teacher Gift Journal, Blank Lined Notebook This teachers notebook is perfect for writing all those humorous and hilarious conversations and things your students say in the classroom. What a fun way to write, record and remember all those cute memorable quotes you heard worth jotting down! No matter how you feel, students can always come up with the pretty darndest things that makes you smile and make your heart full. Whether teachers like documenting in private or sharing the outrageous quips with family and friends, they'll love having those lasting memories of their classrooms. Filled with 120 pages, that can be used for shopping lists, notes or use as a diary. Will make great gifts for birthday, Christmas, a new teacher or well seasoned, women or men. Each page features white college ruled paper. Book size is 6x9. Matte finish cover.

Download or read book Sh t Your Ego Says written by James McCrae and published by Hay House, Inc. This book was released on 2017-02-21 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Don’t read this book,” your Ego says. “Your life could change. And that scares me.” Sometimes our worst failures lead to our greatest transformation. In 2012, James McCrae left behind a comfortable life in Minnesota and a successful career in advertising to move to New York City and pursue his dreams of being a writer. Soon after he arrived, Hurricane Sandy ripped through the eastern seaboard. New York City was underwater, and James —jobless and running out of money—was suddenly homeless. Fleeing to the island of Culebra for refuge, James sat alone on Flamenco Beach while his greatest doubts and insecurities rose to the surface. What he discovered was his Ego—and it had a lot of sh#t to say. This story of adventure, redemption, and transformation reminds us that we all have two voices inside us: the Ego and the Higher Self. The Ego is our reactive, attached mind that tells us we’re victims of circumstance. The Higher Self is our source of intuition and imagination that reminds us we’re the creators of our reality. Sh#t Your Ego Says exposes the battle between these voices. With arresting honesty and candid, compelling prose, James takes you through practical strategies for overthrowing your Ego and reclaiming a life of creativity and freedom. Whether you’re looking to achieve meaningful career success, improve your relationships, or unlock your imagination, this book provides a no-nonsense roadmap to living with purpose.

Download or read book Stupid Shit My Wife Says written by Pink Print and published by . This book was released on 2019-02-27 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Adult Humor Notebooks Novelty Journal To Write In Perfect funny gift for anyone with a sense of humor to use for scheduling, taking notes, as a daily diary, a dream journal, a prayer journal, and much more. Convenient 6 x 9 size perfect for fitting in your pocket or purse. Use it for work, business, travel or daily life. 6" x 9" size, perfect for on the go use Simple designer cover with a funny quote 120 blank lined pages Our notebooks make great gag gifts for women, men, coworkers, employees or boss.

Download or read book Shit I Can t Remember written by Phil D Organizers and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-23 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Organizer & Notebook for Passwords and Shit

Download or read book Sh t My Dad Says written by Justin Halpern and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2010-05-04 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “This book is ridiculously hilarious, and makes my father look like a normal member of society.” —Chelsea Handler “Read this unless you’re allergic to laughing.” —Kristen Bell “If you’re wondering if there is a real man behind the quotes on Twitter, the answer is a definite and laugh-out-loud yes.” —Christian Lander, New York Times bestselling author of Stuff White People Like Tuesdays with Morrie meets F My Life in this hilarious book about a son’s relationship with his foul-mouthed father by the 29-year-old comedy writer who created the massively popular Twitter feed of the same name.

Download or read book Dad Thanks for Putting Up with My Shit Also Sorry I Swear So Much written by Sharon Cromwell and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-14 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny Father's day gift for your Dad that will surely bring a smile. It contains 110 pages of blank lined journal pages.

Download or read book Own Your Sh t written by Tim Richardson and published by Oys Enterprises. This book was released on 2019-05-23 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Authentic. Honest. Transparent… It has been a powerful transformation for Tim, and it can be for anyone that embraces his Own Your Sh!t rules and applies them to the four key areas of their lives.” – Doug Anthony, Tim Hortons Franchisee and former VP for Western Canada. From the hand-me-downs of small town poverty to designer Italian suits, Tim Richardson looked like he had achieved the rags to riches dream—at least on the outside. But when a wake-up call from his beloved wife forced him to re-examine his life, Tim knew it was time for him to finally own his sh!t. Within these raw and vulnerable pages, Tim shares with you the story of the personal journey he made to shed seventy pounds, drop his self-destructive habits, and save his marriage and family. By remembering the morals his parents and grandfather instilled in him and pulling from the wisdom of his mentors, Tim created 15 Rules for Owning Your Sh!t that reflect his Four Foundations of living a truly successful life: Health/Wellness Relationships Money/Career Spirituality By the end of Own Your Sh!t, you'll understand how your past shaped who you are today, what matters most to you, and how to change the parts of your life that need their own wake-up call (or kick in the ass). If this regular guy who came up through the school of hard knocks can do it, so can you. Get ready to Own Your Sh!t “It is rare to find people who have the courage to face events that have defined their lives and gain knowledge from them. To put those experiences in writing and share them with the world, as Tim has done, is an amazing accomplishment. His raw honesty about his own events and the ability to share them so that others may learn and improve their lives is a gift to be valued.” – Larry Lovis, author of Mapping Your Retirement Road: A No-Nonsense Guide to a Financially Better Life. “Tim is offering every one of us a gift with this message. It’s practical, memorable and crucial. Can’t wait to see Tim Richardson OWN THE STAGE with Own Your Shit.” – Vicki Goodfellow Duke, Communications Professor at Mount Royal University

Download or read book Thomas Hardy s Facts Notebook written by William Greenslade and published by Taylor & Francis. This book was released on 2017-07-05 with total page 402 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Within weeks of Thomas Hardy’s return to his native Dorchester in June 1883, he began to compile his ’Facts’ notebook, which he kept up throughout the years when he was writing some of his major work - The Mayor of Casterbridge, The Woodlanders, Tess of the d’Urbervilles and Jude the Obscure. From his intensive study of the Dorset County Chronicle for 1826-1830, he noted and summarised into 'Facts' (with the help of his first wife, Emma) hundreds of reports, many of them suggestive 'satires of circumstance', for possible use in his fiction and poems. Along with extensive reading in memoirs and local histories, this immersion in the files of the old newspaper involved him in a wider experience - the recovery and recognition of the unstable culture of the local past in the post-Napoleonic war years before his birth in 1840, and before the impact of the modernising of the Victorian era. 'Facts' is thus a unique document amongst Hardy's private writings and is here for the first time edited, the text transcribed in 'typographical facsimile' form, together with substantial annotation of the entries and critical and textual introductions.

Download or read book True Notebooks written by Mark Salzman and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2007-12-18 with total page 345 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In 1997 Mark Salzman, bestselling author Iron and Silk and Lying Awake, paid a reluctant visit to a writing class at L.A.’s Central Juvenile Hall, a lockup for violent teenage offenders, many of them charged with murder. What he found so moved and astonished him that he began to teach there regularly. In voices of indelible emotional presence, the boys write about what led them to crime and about the lives that stretch ahead of them behind bars. We see them coming to terms with their crime-ridden pasts and searching for a reason to believe in their future selves. Insightful, comic, honest and tragic, True Notebooks is an object lesson in the redemptive power of writing.

Download or read book Shit I Need to Remember written by Honey Badger Coloring and published by Honey Badger Coloring. This book was released on 2017-11-17 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2018 GIFT IDEAS JOURNALS & ORGANIZERS ORGANIZATION "Sorry, your password much contain an uppercase letter, a lowercase letter, a number, a symbol, an emoji, a haiku, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin." Product Details: Premium matte finish cover design Perfect for all writing mediums Printed on bright-white 60lb (90gsm) paper stock Portable format 5.0" x 8.0" (12.5cm x 20cm) pages

Download or read book The Lost Notebooks written by Shari V. DeCastro and published by Author House. This book was released on 2013-11-01 with total page 137 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A young girl sets off on an adventure, leaving the new worldthe only world she knows, or so she thinks. She stumbles upon the old county of Kings, where she discovers old notebooks of fascinating poetry. The writings lead her through a transforming and enlightening experience. But most of all, it becomes a self-revelation. This book places readers in a post-apocalyptic world, utilizing art to capture vivid emotions, thoughts, beliefs, and stories of a past life. Captivating scenes transition the reader into the works of four distinct poets. They each take the reader on an intimate journey told through their own eyes. They all have different principles, but they all share a common link that binds them together. The young girl is intrigued and would enjoy finding out who these poets are. The answer might be closer than she ever fathomed.

Download or read book Funny Things My Kids Say Keepsake Parents Journal Childhood Memory Book Red Black written by MM Creative Notebooks and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-10-04 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids say the funniest things. Keep track of those special memories with this cute notebook. You'll love looking back and remembering those times when your kids had you rolling on the floor with laughter or having you blush with embarrassment. Every moment is special so grab this journal and keep notes, you'll be glad you did! It's the perfect gift for new moms, parents of toddlers and small children or any family member who wants to look back on those special times with the kids they dearly love. 6x9 Paperback Bound Book 122 pages Find other kids quote journal designs and different notebooks by selecting the hyperlink for "authors name" near the top of this listing.

Download or read book Shit I Can t Remember written by Vintage Birthday Gifts Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-27 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Shit I Can't Remember An Organizer for All Your Passwords and Shit a 120 pages Notebook featuring Funny Shit I Can't Remember on a Matte-finish cover, Perfect gift for parents, Grandparents, Kids, Boys, Girls, Coworkers, Seniors, youth and teens as a Shit I Can't Remember journal gift, 120 pages 6''x9'' White-color paper Matte Finish Cover for an elegant look and feel You can't remember anything ? Are you looking for a gift for your parents or relatives that works as a Shit I Can't Remember ? Then you need to buy this gift for your brother, Sister, Auntie and celebrate their birthday, Great Shit I Can't Remember Organizer Logbook gift for graduation, Are you looking for a funny Shit I Can't Remember gift ? shit i can't remember journal ? Shit I Can't Remember Notebook ?

Download or read book Esther s Notebooks written by Riad Sattouf and published by Pantheon. This book was released on 2023-01-24 with total page 165 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author of The Arab of the Future chronicles the hilarious and heartbreaking true life of a young girl growing up in Paris. "Funny, well-observed...contains immense daring and depth...Sattouf has drawn a portrait of a generation." —Observer, "Graphic Novel of the Month" Once a week for three years, the comic book artist Riad Sattouf had a chat with his friend’s outgoing young daughter, Esther, in which she told him about her family, her school, her friends, her hopes, her dreams, and her fears. After each meeting, he would create a one-page comic strip based on what she had said. Esther’s Notebooks gathers 156 of those strips, spanning Esther’s life from ages nine through twelve, giving us a delightful look into the daily dramas of this thoughtful, intelligent, and high-spirited girl. As The Guardian noted: “Each page of Esther’s Notebooks is self-contained—there’s usually a neat punchline—but read them all, and you come to see that Sattouf has drawn a portrait of a generation: their hopes, dreams and cultural references; the way that their personalities, backgrounds—many of the children portrayed have parents who are immigrants—and preconceived ideas about sexuality begin to play out even before they’ve begun secondary school. The result is a bit like a cartoon version of Michael Apted’s landmark TV series, Up. These funny, well-observed comics are fantastically daring.”

Download or read book The Logan Notebooks written by Rebecca Lindenberg and published by University Press of Colorado. This book was released on 2014-06-15 with total page 95 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Clouds, mountains, flowering trees. Difficult things. Things lost by being photographed. Things that have lost their power. Things found in a rural grocery store. These are some of the lists, poems, prose poems, and lyric anecdotes compiled in The Logan Notebooks, a remix and a reimagining of The Pillow Book of Sei Shonagon, a collection of intimate and imaginative observations about place—a real place, an interior landscape—and identity, at the intersection of the human with the world, and the language we have (and do not yet have) for perceiving it.

Download or read book Teacups and Sandstorms written by Susan Yorke and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2015-07-30 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Herman Strickland is a die-hard English professor and self-professed nerd who lives and breathes science fiction, history, and rock and roll. As he meticulously tracks his daily activities in journals and battles a chronic health issue, he tackles the grammar and language problems of Colorado youth and attempts to make a difference in their lives. Thanks to Alfred P. Handleman, his long-time friend who makes it his mission to keep him in line, Herman manages to remember most of his students names and somehow endures his troublesome physical ailments. One night when the threat of a tornado causes Herman to seek cover in his bathtub for the night, he passes the time by reflecting on a past filled with life lessons and a surprise encounter with his niece, Jade. But it is what happens after the tornado passes that will change everything in Hermans life forever as he receives a shocking diagnosis. Teacups and Sandstorms is the tale of one mans journey through life as he fights a silent battle with Crohns Disease with help from a rather entertaining group of friends.

Download or read book Finding Harmony Katie Connell 3 written by Pamela Fagan Hutchins and published by SkipJack Publishing. This book was released on 2014-06-03 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A dead body at the gate. A missing husband. She'll need all the voodoo she can conjure to crack a tropical crime. Katie Connell is happily married and living the island life on St. Marcos. Just when she thinks life is settling down with her dream man and their gorgeous children, they learn a stranger died at the front gate of their jumbie house. After the victim's well-connected employer hires Katie and Nick to investigate, they discover a horrifying secret about the place they call home. Before Katie can process the information, her husband doesn't return home one night. As if that weren’t enough, the uncooperative police chief counters Katie’s plea for help with a threat to seize their home out from under her. Can Katie track down her husband alone before his trail goes cold, or will powerful forces at work send her to an early grave? Finding Harmony is a Caribbean island murder mystery peppered with voodoo and romance. It is the third book in the Katie Connell series and book #3 in the What Doesn't Kill You romantic mystery super series. If you like smart heroines, nail-biting chases, and twists you won't see coming, then you'll love USA Today best seller Pamela Fagan Hutchins’ wave-pounding getaway. Buy Finding Harmony to fly into a twisted island mystery today! 2014 Amazon Breakthrough Novel Award, Romance, Quarter-finalist. ˃˃˃ See why Pamela wins contests and makes best seller lists. USA Today Best Seller#1 Amazon Best SellerTop 50 Amazon Romantic Suspense and Mystery AuthorSilver Falchion for Best Adult MysteryUSA Best Book Awards Cross-Genre FictionAmazon Breakthrough Novel Award, Romance, Quarter-finalist ˃˃˃ Once Upon A Romance calls Hutchins an "up-and-coming powerhouse writer." If you like Sandra Brown or Janet Evanovich, you will love Pamela Fagan Hutchins. A former attorney and native Texan, Pamela lived in the U.S. Virgin Islands for nearly ten years. She refuses to admit to taking notes for this series during that time. ˃˃˃ The reviews for Katie are in, and they're good. Very, very good. "Taut suspense." — Midwest Book Review "Quick, entertaining read." — Kirkus Reviews "Fantastic mystery." — Once Upon a Romance ˃˃˃ Catch more adventures with Katie and her friends in the What Doesn't Kill You romantic mysteries. Scroll up and grab your copy of Finding Harmony today.