Download or read book Mommy Drinks Because You Cry written by Hannah Caner and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2016-04-26 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pull Mommy back from the edge with this irreverent adult coloring book! MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the adult coloring book for the delightfully impolite. For the rare moments you have to yourself, enjoy the calming act of coloring with a little dose of sass. This collection of beautiful designs and fun illustrations are paired with the very best of all our worst thoughts, from “I child-proofed my house, but they still get in,” to “Home is where the vodka is.” Each hilariously captioned design is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for amusing decoration or passive-aggressive gift-giving. When you want to unwind with coloring but aren’t in the mood to embrace sunshine and daisies, MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the perfect adult coloring book to let you speak your native sarcasm!

Download or read book A Snarky Adult Colouring Book written by Papeterie Bleu and published by . This book was released on 2017-04-25 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2018 GIFT IDEAS - COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS - HUMOR I run on coffee, sarcasm, and lipstick. Snarky AF: Volume 1 Just because our current political discourse has inspired an entire line of Swear Word Adult Coloring Books, doesn

Download or read book Pooping Animals written by Honey Badger Coloring and published by . This book was released on 2019-03-05 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: GIFT IDEAS - COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS - HUMOROUS Here I sit broken hearted, had to sh*t but only farted. ---The Honey Badger Need a good laugh?! Then Pooping Animals is just what you need. Indulge your inner child as you color imaginative designs long held sacred by folks way more enlightened than you (but who probably also enjoyed a good poop joke). Are you on a path to peace and a tranquil connection to the universe, or are you just looking to color some pooping animals and relax after a long day? Good news: all the above is achievable with this coloring book. Product Details: Silky matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all coloring and paint mediums High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock with full page designs

Download or read book I m Allergic to Stupidity I Break Out in Sarcasm written by Papeterie Bleu and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-05 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Combine anger and negativity, add a cup of sarcasm, a dash of passive aggressiveness, and a sprinkle of sass. Let this simmer on low, deep in your brain, for 20 minutes (or until it glows bright red). Your SNARK is now ready. As with revenge, this dish is best served cold. Popular recipients of this dish include: your boss, your mother in law, your ex, and of course, any telephone customer service representative. Happy Coloring? Meh.

Download or read book Adult Coloring Books written by Adult Coloring Books and published by Tip Top Education. This book was released on 2016-06-23 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 45 whimsical high resolution, professionally printed coloring pages--an adult relaxation coloring book. *Beautiful Images--animals, flowers, and gorgeous scenes. *Delightful Drawings--ranging from EASY to VERY complex. *Incredibly Fun and Relaxing

Download or read book Calm the F ck Down written by Sarah Knight and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2018-12-31 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tame anxiety and take back control of your life with this "genius" (Cosmopolitan) no-f*cks-given guide from the bestselling author of The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck and Get Your Sh*t Together. Do you spend more time worrying about problems than solving them? Do you let unexpected difficulties ruin your day and do "what ifs" keep you up at night? Sounds like you need to Calm the F*ck Down. Just because things are falling apart doesn't mean YOU can't pull it together. Whether you're stressed about sh*t that hasn't happened yet or freaked out about sh*t that already has, the NoWorries method from "anti-guru" Sarah Knight helps you curb the anxiety and overthinking that's making everything worse. Calm the F*ck Down explains: The Four Faces of Freaking Out—and their Flipsides How to accept what you can't control Productive Helpful Effective Worrying (PHEW) The Three Principles of Dealing With It And much more! Find even more calm with the Calm the F*ck Down Journal.

Download or read book Dear Asshole written by Jillian Madison and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2011-08-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dear Asshole includes 101 letters to tell off all the assholes you encounter on a daily basis, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender. The world is full of assholes -- but now you can fight back! Ever wish you could leave a nasty note for that jerk meter maid who ticketed you, or the idiot who didn't clean up after his dog, or your asshole psychotic ex? Now you can! Whether it's the asshole landlord, the asshole cheapskate, the asshole backseat driver, or the constantly cheery asshole, you should never leave home without this useful book ever again! Letters include: Dear Asshole Who Stole My Parking Space Dear Asshole Who Doesn't Know How to Use Self-Checkout Dear Contagious Asshole Dear Constantly Broke Asshole Dear Online Dating Asshole Who Lied About Their Looks Dear Asshole Boss Dear Fanatically Religious Asshole at My Door And more!

Download or read book Mom Life a Snarky Adult Coloring Book written by Papeterie Bleu Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-05-15 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: REGULAR LIST PRICE $12.99 2016 GIFT IDEAS: ADULT COLORING BOOKS > HUMOROUS #Momlife is the best life! It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of coloring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book. Happy Coloring! Product Details: Premium matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all coloring mediums High quality 60# paper stock Large format 8.5" x 11.0" pages Pages Include the following: Congratulations on Your New Vajayjay Tub Poop Happens Threenager I Look So Peaceful when my Kids are Sleeping Potty Like a Rock Star I Breed Nonsleepers My Little Monsters No Talkie Before Coffee Toddlers are Aholes Toddzilla I Love you to the Moon and Back Mommy's Juicebox Terrible Twos Coffee versus Sleep This Kid Wine Rhymes with Friday Motherhood Winging It Blowout Little Dude Door Bell Broken Lil Miss In Dog Wine Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Serenity Now Bra Off Hair Up Sweats On Wild Child Don't You Dare Call Me Ma'am Laundry Keep Calm and Mommy On Normalize Breastfeeding Mama Hair Don't Care The Papeterie Bleu collection includes: Mom Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533270775 Nurse Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533081964 Teacher Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533134065 Dad Life: A Manly Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 153331568X Mindful Mandalas: A Mandala Coloring Book - ISBN 1530608759 Southern Sayings & Sass: A Chalkboard Coloring Book - ISBN 1533320578 Scribbles & Doodles: A Coloring Journal - ISBN 1945888237 Wonderland at Midnight: A Fantasy Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533528500

Download or read book The Vulgar Offensive Very Adult Coloring Book written by Heather Land and published by . This book was released on 2016-01-27 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you easily offended? Then exit immediately! This book is full of the filthiest swear words imaginable. If you curse like a sailor and don't give two f*cks about what people think, this book is perfect for you! The book has 30 different pages to cover. The pages are single sided so you can easily use markers and gel pens.

Download or read book Teacher Coloring Book written by Adult World and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-05-12 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get fantastic value for money with this huge Teacher Coloring Book! The 40 funny, super relatable designs in this coloring book for adults will provide hours of relaxation! Features of this Teacher Coloring Book: Single sided coloring pages allow for the pages to be removed Suitable for markers, felt tips, gel pens, coloring pencils and more due to single sided, removable pages Professional quality designs from start to finish 3 Color test pages at the back of the book Teacher Coloring Book:This Teacher coloring book contains 40 single sided coloring pages. This allows you to remove each page for framing or hanging. This also helps reduce bleed through onto the other designs even if you are using markers, making this book suitable for everything from coloring pencils through to marker pens. The funny Teacher designs contained within this humorous book are hand picked by us here at Adult Coloring World to ensure fantastic quality. We know that sometimes you will buy a book after being impressed initially by an amazing design on the cover, only to be disappointed with the books contents when you open it. Well we make sure this never happens with any of our books and we can assure you that all of the designs inside are high quality from start to finish. This adult coloring book contains a wide variety of designs, each complete with a very relatable, funny quotes making this book a perfect Teacher gift idea.

Download or read book You Fucking Got This written by Adult Colouring Books and published by . This book was released on 2021-08-28 with total page 20 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: LARGE COLLECTION OF AWESOME DESIGNS AT AN AMAZING PRICE. AVAILABLE AT A SPECIAL DISCOUNT. GRAB YOUR COPY NOW. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Not sure what theme to start coloring? Grab one that has everything. Incredible artwork with the largest variety of super amazing designs. Join the hundreds of thousands of happy colorists that really appreciate good quality artwork. This adult coloring book provides hours of stress relief through creative expression. üVarious levels of intricacy keeping you excited and inspired to color! So many different themes to choose from: garden designs, animals, mandalas, and paisley patterns, decorative art. Perfect for every skill level, great for growing your skills. Perfect with your choice of coloring tools (crayon, gel pens, markers, colored pencils). High resolution for crisp clean printing of illustrations. Each coloring page is printed double sided for your convenience. Frequently gifted. This book makes the perfect gift for Christmas holidays, birthday and more. Grab a set of pencils to go with it! Create your own frame-worthy masterpieces! Includes extra blank pages at the end to give you space for testing your colors. Fun Online Community. Our fun, friendly, and supportive community on social media is an entertaining way to view completed pages from other coloring book fans, meet other colorists, and share your masterpieces with the world. About Coloring Books We create a wide range of coloring books, journal and sketchbooks that help you relax, unwind, and express your creativity. Explore the entire collection to find your next coloring or creative adventure. TAGS: adult coloring books; cocks; dicks; adult coloring book; coloring books for adults relaxation; coloring books for adults; adult coloring books best sellers; coloring books; coloring book for adults; coloring books for adults; animal coloring book for adults; coloring book; coloring books adu ⭐ TAGS: adult coloring books; adult coloring book; coloring books for adults relaxation; coloring books for adults; adult coloring books best sellers; coloring books; coloring book for adults; christmas coloring books for adults; animal coloring book for adults; coloring book; christmas adult coloring books; coloring books adu

Download or read book Slutify Adult Coloring Book written by Very Dirty Talk Publishers and published by . This book was released on 2021-04-15 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A dirty coloring book unlike any other! "Slutify" is a unique collection of 30 dirty and funny phrases and lines of songs and coloring pages for you to color and relax. Details: Pages : 62; Dimensions: 8.5in x 11in; 30 Quotes; Mandala art.

Download or read book Humping Animals Adult Coloring Book written by John T and published by . This book was released on 2018-10-19 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Color, relax, and laugh with this hilariously funny adult coloring book! Makes the perfect gag gift for your favorite colorists, too! The Humping Animals Adult Coloring Book is filled with hilariously funny coloring pages of animals gone wild. The content in this book is NOT explicit. This coloring book makes a perfect gift for yourself so you can color, laugh, and relax. As they say, laughter is the best medicine! The Humping Animals Coloring Book makes an even better gift for your family, friends, coworkers, and gift exchanges such as the White Elephant or Secret Santa.

Download or read book Inappropriate Coloring Books Sarcastic Jesus written by Inappropriate Coloring Books and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-06-14 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Launch Price Special Currently $4.99 - Normally $7.99 Hurry! Before Price Increases Inappropriate Coloring Books Sarcastic Jesus Cuss Word Jesus Lets You Know What He Really Thinks A Funny Coloring Book For Adults

Download or read book Dark Humor Adult Coloring Book written by Starshine and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-19 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Make coloring fun & naughty again! This coloring book for adults brings dark humor into the coloring world which will tickle your fancy! There are 50 unique patterns, each with either a sarcastic, funny, naughty or inappropriate quote. Each design is on single-sided pages to prevent the bleed-through problem found in many other coloring books. This original & unique coloring book features: ★ 102 pages. ★ A premium glossy cover. ★ Flexible paperback design. ★ Perfectly sized at 8.5 inches x 11 inches. Relax and let go of stress - color these dark and funny quotes today. Scroll to the top of the page and click the "Add to Cart" button.

Download or read book Ugh I Can t Even written by Scarlett Coloring Co and published by . This book was released on 2021-08-06 with total page 70 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Stress Relieving #Snarky coloring book helps you to relax! Featuring 35 of the funniest, snarky, and sarcastic phrases. It says all the things you're thinking, but can't always say out loud. So, in this coloring book, you will find hours of fun and relaxing stress therapy. Makes the perfect adult, women humor gift in birthday, holiday, Christmas, etc. Inside you will find 50 snarky, sassy, and sarcastic phrases with attractive fun patterns which sure to bring a smile to anyone. Each page is designed with beautiful flower swirls mandala pattern design so that the quotes look very attractive. Features of this Book: 35 interesting and intricate mandala, flower, pattern, coloring pages with Snarky quotes. It measures 8.5x11 inches with a durable sturdy matte cover finished. Printed single-sided for your coloring convenience! And each sheet of paper to prevent bleed-through. The back page of the coloring page is black so it is great for pencils, crayons, gel pens, or markers. Suitable and great for adults because every page uplifts and empowers while bringing laughter to the recipient. This book is an amazing gift idea for holidays, Christmas, Halloween, Thanksgiving, etc, Makes the perfect novelty gift for adults, grownups, your boss, your mother in law, your ex, best friends, co-worker, parents, and any telephone customer service representative.

Download or read book Adult Coloring Book Sarcastic Mom Edition This Mom Runs On Coffee Chaos And Cuss Words written by Colorful Coloring Books and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-03-09 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Adult Coloring Book Sarcastic Mom Edition This Mom Runs On Coffee, Chaos, And Cuss Words: Funny Mom Quotes Coloring Book For Adults contains funny and sarcastic mom sayings to make you laugh. Spend some down time away from your hectic schedule and relax by coloring this book for sarcastic moms. Fill the pages with bright and beautiful colors and make the quotes pop from the pages. This coloring book makes a great gift for all the snarky moms in your life. This book features: 25 unique sarcastic mom quotes/sayings on geometric backgrounds to color in Every other page left intentionally blank to prevent colors from bleeding to other designs Book is 52 pages and 8.5 x 11 inches with a lovely matte finish This book contains the following sarcastic mom quotes/sayings: Chasing Toddlers Is My Cardio Are They 18 Yet? Because I Said So Can I Talk To You In The Kitchen? I Had My Patience Tested I'm Negative I Just Can't People Today I Need A Double Shot Of Whatever My Kids Are On If My Mouth Doesn't Say It My Face Definitely Will I Was Normal Three Kids Ago I'm Always Right About Everything Losing My Mind One Kid At A Time This Mom Runs On Coffee, Chaos, And Cuss Words Today's Goal Keep The Kids Alive Mom Sleep Just Like Regular Sleep But Without The Sleep You Can't Scare Me I Have Kids Mother Of The Freakin' Year My Alone Time Is For Everyone's Safety I Looked Up My Symptoms Turns Out I Just Have Kids Motherhood Because Privacy Is Overrated Nap Time Is My Happy Hour My House My Rules It's That Simple Running Late Is My Cardio Sometimes I Open My Mouth And My Mother Comes Out Surviving Motherhood One Meltdown At A Time Sorry Did I Just Roll My Eyes Out Loud?