Download or read book I m Allergic to Stupidity I Break Out in Sarcasm written by Papeterie Bleu and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-05 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Combine anger and negativity, add a cup of sarcasm, a dash of passive aggressiveness, and a sprinkle of sass. Let this simmer on low, deep in your brain, for 20 minutes (or until it glows bright red). Your SNARK is now ready. As with revenge, this dish is best served cold. Popular recipients of this dish include: your boss, your mother in law, your ex, and of course, any telephone customer service representative. Happy Coloring? Meh.

Download or read book A Snarky Adult Colouring Book written by Papeterie Bleu and published by . This book was released on 2017-04-25 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2018 GIFT IDEAS - COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS - HUMOR I run on coffee, sarcasm, and lipstick. Snarky AF: Volume 1 Just because our current political discourse has inspired an entire line of Swear Word Adult Coloring Books, doesn

Download or read book Mommy Drinks Because You Cry written by Hannah Caner and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2016-04-26 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pull Mommy back from the edge with this irreverent adult coloring book! MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the adult coloring book for the delightfully impolite. For the rare moments you have to yourself, enjoy the calming act of coloring with a little dose of sass. This collection of beautiful designs and fun illustrations are paired with the very best of all our worst thoughts, from “I child-proofed my house, but they still get in,” to “Home is where the vodka is.” Each hilariously captioned design is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for amusing decoration or passive-aggressive gift-giving. When you want to unwind with coloring but aren’t in the mood to embrace sunshine and daisies, MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the perfect adult coloring book to let you speak your native sarcasm!

Download or read book Calm the F ck Down written by Sarah Knight and published by Voracious. This book was released on 2018-12-31 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tame anxiety and take back control of your life with this "genius" (Cosmopolitan) no-f*cks-given guide from the bestselling author of The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck and Get Your Sh*t Together. Do you spend more time worrying about problems than solving them? Do you let unexpected difficulties ruin your day and do "what ifs" keep you up at night? Sounds like you need to Calm the F*ck Down. Just because things are falling apart doesn't mean YOU can't pull it together. Whether you're stressed about sh*t that hasn't happened yet or freaked out about sh*t that already has, the NoWorries method from "anti-guru" Sarah Knight helps you curb the anxiety and overthinking that's making everything worse. Calm the F*ck Down explains: The Four Faces of Freaking Out—and their Flipsides How to accept what you can't control Productive Helpful Effective Worrying (PHEW) The Three Principles of Dealing With It And much more! Find even more calm with the Calm the F*ck Down Journal.

Download or read book Random Fuckery An Adult Coloring Book Full of Nonsense Sarcasm Memes and Other Shenanigans written by The Mushroom Factory and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-16 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Random Fuckery - 30 coloring pages sure to help you relax, unwind, and LOL! If you're looking for a great gift idea or just a way to escape the real world BS, this coloring book is right up your alley! A one-of-a-kind release from The Mushroom Factory, every page is another surprise and will keep you busy for days. 30 single sided adult coloring pages full of quirky images, mandalas, and quotes that would make even a sailor blush! Unique illustrations featuring alcoholic beverages, magical creatures, big roosters, and hippie aliens. These coloring books make great gifts for any occasion! Vacations & Road Trips Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Valentine's Day Christmas Stocking Stuffers or Secret Santa Easter Baskets Birthdays & Anniversaries Gag Gifts

Download or read book Dear Asshole written by Jillian Madison and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2011-08-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dear Asshole includes 101 letters to tell off all the assholes you encounter on a daily basis, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender. The world is full of assholes -- but now you can fight back! Ever wish you could leave a nasty note for that jerk meter maid who ticketed you, or the idiot who didn't clean up after his dog, or your asshole psychotic ex? Now you can! Whether it's the asshole landlord, the asshole cheapskate, the asshole backseat driver, or the constantly cheery asshole, you should never leave home without this useful book ever again! Letters include: Dear Asshole Who Stole My Parking Space Dear Asshole Who Doesn't Know How to Use Self-Checkout Dear Contagious Asshole Dear Constantly Broke Asshole Dear Online Dating Asshole Who Lied About Their Looks Dear Asshole Boss Dear Fanatically Religious Asshole at My Door And more!

Download or read book Sarcasm I Sprinkle That Shit on Everything written by Snarky 2022 Coloring Books and published by . This book was released on 2021-10-23 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 30 hilariously funny swear word coloring pages to help you relax! Combine swear words, anger and negativity, add a cup of sarcasm, a dash of passive-aggressiveness, and a sprinkle of sass. Let this simmer on low, deep in your brain, for 15 minutes (or until it glows bright red). Your SNARK is now ready. As with revenge, this dish is best served cold. Popular recipients of this dish include: your boss, your mother-in-law, your ex, and of course, any telephone customer service representative. Sassy and snarky gift ideas can be hard to come by but we think we've made a great one with this funny coloring book! Featuring 30 of the most satisfying swear words and sarcastic phrases, this coloring book is the perfect adult humor gift. It says all the things you're thinking, but can't always say out loud. Give it to your best friend, parent, co-worker, or anyone who could use some comedic relief in life! Stay sassy, my friends, and remember that a large group of people is called a "no thanks!" Product Details: Large format 8.5" x 11" (22cm x 28cm) pages Black background reverse pages to reduce bleed-through Premium glossy cover finish Perfect for all coloring mediums High-quality paper Scroll up and buy now

Download or read book Adult Coloring Books written by Adult Coloring Books and published by Tip Top Education. This book was released on 2016-06-23 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 45 whimsical high resolution, professionally printed coloring pages--an adult relaxation coloring book. *Beautiful Images--animals, flowers, and gorgeous scenes. *Delightful Drawings--ranging from EASY to VERY complex. *Incredibly Fun and Relaxing

Download or read book Adults Coloring Book written by Lola Nicoll and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-11-25 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now on Sale (Only for Launch Period) Regular Price: $7.99 | ONLY $5..99 | Includes FREE Digital Version (PDF Format) AMAZON BEST SELLER | BEST GIFT IDEAS This incredible Funny Christmas Words Quotes Coloring Book by best-selling artist is the perfect way to relieve stress and aid relaxation while enjoying beautiful and highly detailed images. Each coloring page will transport you into world of insects in stunning coloring patterns you've never seen before ... Use Any of Your Favorite Tools Including colored pencils, pens, and fine-tipped markers. One Image Per Page Each image is printed on black-backed pages to prevent bleed-through. Display Your Artwork You can display your artwork with a standard 8.5" x 11" frame. Two Copies of Every Image Enjoy coloring your favorite images a second time, color with a friend, or have an extra copy in case you make a mistake. Special bonus You can download FREE Coloring Pages for our best seller Coloring Books Makes the Perfect Gift Surprise that special someone in your life and make them smile. Buy two copies and enjoy coloring together. Buy Now, Start Coloring, and Relax... Scroll to the top of the page and click the buy button.

Download or read book Sassy Sayings Snarky Sarcasms Saucy Swears written by Cristin April Frey and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-03-21 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sassy Sayings, Snarky Sarcasms, & Saucy Swears is a collection of 30 uncensored adult coloring pages for you to relax and color with your bad-ass self. It is also a perfect gift for your foul-mouthed friends or family. These feisty favorites have been revised from the first edition and now they've been compiled into this second edition for you to enjoy while unleashing your sarcastic side. Each coloring page is one-sided so you don't have to worry about ruining the back side of your coloring pages if you use markers or other wet mediums. The book includes a color tester page, 4 bonus pages, and sample pages from Cristin's other books. There is a variety of original, completely hand-drawn designs and sayings from simple and easy to intricate and challenging for all skill levels or to suit your mood. It includes favorites such as "If It Requires Pants or a Bra, It's Not Happening Today" as well as the best seller from Cristin April's shop "And Not a Single F*ck Was Given That Day". You can preview Cristin's work, download free coloring pages, or purchase single pages at www.CristinApril.com. Adult coloring books are known to reduce stress, calm your thoughts, relieve anxiety, and even help with pain management. Coloring can be used to practice mindfulness and meditation as well as a way to relax. With these sassy and sweary sayings, it makes stress relief much more fun! If you have a bit of sass in your attitude, you will love this coloring book for grown-ups and you will surely get a giggle or two out of it. For more information on the author/artist, please visit her Patreon page at www.patreon.com/CristinApril.

Download or read book The Art of Not Giving a Fuck written by Cristin April Frey and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-05-19 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fun sweary coloring book unlike any other! The Art of Not Giving a Fuck is a unique collection of 20 uncensored adult curse word coloring pages for you to use "swearapy" and color all the f*cks you don't give! It is also a perfect gift for your foul-mouthed friends or family. Each coloring page is one-sided so you don't have to worry about ruining the back side of your coloring pages if you use markers or other wet mediums. There is a variety of original, completely hand-drawn original designs and sayings from simple and easy to intricate and challenging for all skill levels or to suit your mood. ALSO INCLUDED ARE 10 BONUS PAGES FROM HER ETSY SHOP!!! Have you ever wanted a custom message in a coloring page? Well, the artist has even included additional BONUS PAGES of her very own hand-drawn font letters for you to use to make your own personalized pages! Also included are blotter pages and a color palette practice sheet so you can test your colors before using them or practice your color blending. You can preview Cristin's work, read her reviews or buy printable PDF pages at her Etsy shop at www.CristinApril.etsy.com. Adult coloring books are known to reduce stress, calm your thoughts, relieve anxiety, and even help with pain management. It can be used to practice mindfulness and meditation as well as a way to relax. With sweary sayings, it makes stress relief much more fun! If you have a bit of sass in your attitude, you will love this coloring book for grown-ups and you will surely get a giggle or two out of it. For more information on the author/artist, please visit her website at www.CristinApril.com.

Download or read book Sarcasm Coloring Book For Adults written by Inappropriate Coloring Books and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-23 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for the perfect gift for that sarcastic friend or family member?Well this is it, our Snarky Coloring Book is filled with hilarious and sarcastic coloring pages that are sure to keep you relaxed and entertained for hours. Get Your Copy Now! With a variety of hilarious coloring pages this book makes a perfect gift idea for Christmas, Birthdays, Hen Parties, Mother's Day or just something for you to enjoy yourself. Features of this Book: Professionally illustrated Designs Suitable for Coloring Pens, Markers, Pencils and Crayons. Single side printing and bordered for framing 2 Color test pages. An irreverent coloring book that provides hilarious and relatable snarky coloring pages that is perfect for anyone that is or enjoys sarcastic humor. With a multitude of stress relieving coloring pages all designed to keep you relaxed and entertained for hours. Containing a variety of single sided images allowing for easy removal and framing. This will also help to prevent colors from bleeding through onto other designs meaning you can use any type of coloring pens, markers and pencils.Each image has been professionally illustrated and hand picked by us to guarantee you will receive high quality designs throughout the entire book.

Download or read book Sarcasm Coloring Book Swear Word Edition written by Pigeon Coloring Books and published by . This book was released on 2021-04-13 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Serve up a healthy dose of sarcasm with this swear word coloring book for sarcastic people! Featuring 30 sweary stress relieving paisley, henna and mandala style coloring pages with sarcasm jokes and sarcastic quotes. This coloring book allows you to vent your sarcasm or simply boost your mood and have a laugh with one of the funny coloring pages inside this book! So whatever mood you're in, you can find an appropriate coloring page to reflect how you're feeling and express yourself by coloring the phrase and then chill out by coloring in the surrounding pattern. Each of the coloring pages in this book features different sarcastic jokes or quotes and coloring patterns so you get a great variety of designs and themes to enjoy. As well as a different beautiful design that include mandala, paisley and henna floral styles which have proven to be so popular in aiding people in relaxation and stress relief. The designs in this book are printed single sided to prevent bleed through, so you can easily remove the pages allowing you to use a variety of mediums without running the risk of losing any of the coloring pages inside this book. This also makes it easy to remove the pages for framing and hanging purposes. The coloring patterns inside this book range in complexity, from simple easy to color designs for beginners, to more complex and detailed designs for more experienced coloring book users. So you can either work your way up or jump right in if you're acoloring book pro! So if you're shopping for the perfect sarcastic gift for someone, or if you have a sarcastic side yourself, this coloring book could be perfect for you!

Download or read book Sarcasm Coloring Book written by Pigeon Coloring Books and published by . This book was released on 2021-04-13 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Serve up a healthy dose of sarcasm with this coloring book for sarcastic people! Featuring 30 stress relieving paisley, henna and mandala style coloring pages with sarcasm jokes and sarcastic quotes. This coloring book allows you to vent your sarcasm or simply boost your mood and have a laugh with one of the funny coloring pages inside this book! So whatever mood you're in, you can find an appropriate coloring page to reflect how you're feeling and express yourself by coloring the phrase and then chill out by coloring in the surrounding pattern. Each of the coloring pages in this book features different sarcastic jokes or quotes and coloring patterns so you get a great variety of designs and themes to enjoy. As well as a different beautiful design that include mandala, paisley and henna floral styles which have proven to be so popular in aiding people in relaxation and stress relief. The designs in this book are printed single sided to prevent bleed through, so you can easily remove the pages allowing you to use a variety of mediums without running the risk of losing any of the coloring pages inside this book. This also makes it easy to remove the pages for framing and hanging purposes. The coloring patterns inside this book range in complexity, from simple easy to color designs for beginners, to more complex and detailed designs for more experienced coloring book users. So you can either work your way up or jump right in if you're acoloring book pro! So if you're shopping for the perfect sarcastic gift for someone, or if you have a sarcastic side yourself, this coloring book could be perfect for you!

Download or read book Things I Want To Say At Work But Can t written by Mmg Press and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-09 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny adult coloring book for work! This would make a great gift for coworkers! 20 unique coloring pages with detailed mandala & Kawaii doodle patterns! Features: 20+ Hours Of Fun Printed On Single Sided Paper To Stop Bleed Through Crisp White Paper High Quality Glossy Cover This Coloring Book would make a great gag gift for work friends or even your boss! Join Our Other Happy Customers By Adding This To Your Basket Now!

Download or read book Caution Mood Swing in Progress Funny Quotes Coloring Book written by Kingsley Corner Design and published by . This book was released on 2020-08-12 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Motivational adult coloring book to help you relax and relieve your stress! 40 Quotes on 40 geometric patterns Funny Quotes Coloring Book Total 82 pages The pages are single-sided to prevent bleed-through 8.5x11 inches

Download or read book Taco Life written by Papeterie Bleu and published by Gray & Gold Publishing. This book was released on 2017-03-07 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2018 GIFT IDEAS COLORING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS HUMOROUS "Don't tell me you miss me. Tell me you're outside with tacos." ---The Snarky Mandala Your Ode to Tacos has arrived. Seriously. Glorify in the craveable wonders we call tacos as you color your way through this snarky Taco-obsessed book filled with pages of one-liners all taco devourers can enjoy. Oh, and some advice. This book is best served with...you guessed it. Tacos. Happy Coloring Product Details: Printed single-sided on bright white paper Premium matte-finish cover design Soothing seamless patterns on reverse pages Perfect for all colouring mediums Black background reverse pages to reduce bleed-through High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock Large format 8.5"x11.0" (22x28cm) pages