Download or read book The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World written by Joey Acker and published by . This book was released on 2019-03-15 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: OH NO!!! You found The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World! Well, since you're already here I may as well tell you about it... Poor Nameless tries to explain to the reader why this book is simply the WORST book in the whole entire world. Will he succeed in his noble quest? Is he the reason this book is the worst?? Will it have a happy ending or the worst ending ever??? The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. Whatever you do though, don't read it out loud! You may catch wind of these words: toot, stinky, booger, and booty. You've been warned, but you'll still want to see what happens next!
Download or read book Santa s Worst Christmas written by Huia Publishers Staff and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-23 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There are just a few days to go before Christmas, and everyone¿s busy putting up decorations, preparing food and getting ready for the big day. Then comes the shock news ¿ Santa¿s cancelled Christmas. Santa had so many disasters last year that he can¿t face it again, and he¿s quit. The elves try everything, but they can¿t get him to change his mind. In this Aotearoa Christmas picture book, the kids come up with a clever plan and amazing gadgets to get Christmas back on and Santa back in the sleigh delivering presents.
Download or read book The Worst Christmas Ever written by Kathleen Long Bostrom and published by Presbyterian Publishing Corp. This book was released on 2019-09-17 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now that his family has moved to California, Matthew has doubts as the holiday season approaches. Palm trees? No snow? Its all wrong. Little sister Lucy thinks everything is wonderful, but Matthew knows better. And to top it off, the sudden disappearance of his beloved dog, Jasper, settles it. This will be the worst Christmas ever. Or will it? Surprising events on Christmas Eve just might change everythingand maybe this new place can feel like home to Matthew after all.
Download or read book Being Santa Claus written by Sal Lizard and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-11-08 with total page 170 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A veteran Santa reveals heartwarming true stories and lessons from his twenty-year career spreading Christmas magic. With the holiday shopping season beginning earlier each year, more than ever. Americans are struggling to remember the true meaning of Christmas. And who better to deliver the gift of Christmas inspiration than a man who has spent the last two decades playing Santa? Sal Lizard was in his twenties when his beard and hair turned completely white. Today he appears everywhere from malls and parades to schools and hospitals. And— from his custom-made red velvet suits to the mistletoe that hangs from the rearview mirror in his Santa-mobile—he is Santa Claus three hundred and sixty-five days a year. In Being Santa Claus Sal reflects on his experiences with both children and adults including: Christmas magic is all around us: We don’t always see it, but it is there, shaping and enriching our lives. Sometimes you need to go that extra mile:Santa Claus is the one person who can’t even use a blizzard as an excuse not to honor his commitments, and Sal teaches adults the importance of always showing up for our children. Even a small child can make a big difference: Sal has met some impressive children over the years, and he’s learned that you don’t need to be a grown-up to make an impact on the world around you. In Being Santa Claus Sal shares these lessons, along with often heartwarming, occasionally heartbreaking, and sometimes downright hysterical stories from his twenty-year career as Santa.
Download or read book Skipping Christmas written by John Grisham and published by Anchor. This book was released on 2010-03-16 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • A classic tale for modern times from a beloved storyteller, John Grisham offers a hilarious look at the chaos and frenzy that have become part of our holiday tradition. Imagine a year without Christmas. No crowded malls, no corny office parties, no fruitcakes, no unwanted presents. That’s just what Luther and Nora Krank have in mind when they decide that, just this once, they’ll skip the holiday altogether. Theirs will be the only house on Hemlock Street without a rooftop Frosty, they won’t be hosting their annual Christmas Eve bash, they aren’t even going to have a tree. They won’t need one, because come December 25 they’re setting sail on a Caribbean cruise. But as this weary couple is about to discover, skipping Christmas brings enormous consequences—and isn’t half as easy as they’d imagined. Don’t miss John Grisham’s new book, THE EXCHANGE: AFTER THE FIRM!
Download or read book The Worst Twelve Days of Christmas written by Sudipta Bardhan-Quallen and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2015-12-22 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this spirited reworking of the classic song “The Twelve Days of Christmas,” Joy has to deal with her first Christmas with a new baby brother—and nothing could be worse. He drools on the ornaments and ruins the presents, he eats all the cookies and smashes the snowmen, and he’s on the verge of taking over the whole holiday. Joy’s patience runs out as the baby’s mishaps pile up. A sweet surprise turns the tables on Joy, who eventually appreciates what her baby brother adds to the holiday. Sudipta Bardhan-Quallen and Ryan Wood pair perfectly for this funny holiday book with a sibling-appreciation message that will make readers laugh and sing along with every reading.
Download or read book Sad Santa written by Tad Carpenter and published by Sterling. This book was released on 2012 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A wish list letter from a good-hearted boy shows Santa, who is suffering from a case of post-Christmas blues, that the holiday spirit lasts 365 days a year.
Download or read book Santa s Christmas written by Sue Messruther and published by . This book was released on 2015-10-31 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Oh no! Will Christmas have to be cancelled? News spread through the North Pole as the elves spoke to poor Santa, they had to deliver the very sad news to him - his sleigh has broken down and they can't work out why!Of course, this is a huge problem for Santa and right at the worst possible time! Christmas is just days away so this is a huge problem, it would break his heart if he had to cancel Christmas which has never happened before and he is not about to let it happen this year so now he has to try and figure out how he can deliver all of the toys to the girls and boys around the world this year? He has no idea if the elves will be able to fix it in time which means Santa had better get busy and try to find an alternative mode of transport just in case his sleigh can't be fixed.now all of Santa's friends up in the North Pole are desperately trying to help Santa knowing how important this is to him, turn the pages to see what wonderful, funny and just sometimes weird or wacky suggestions they come up for Santa to try, he even gets on the phone to call some of his friends for other suggestions and after all of the testing he soon gets very tired.Now of course you will have to read the story to find out if they got the sleigh fixed in time and what Santa tried from all the suggestions and how many times did the elves have to rescue Santa!
Download or read book The Absolute Worst Christmas of All Time written by Sean Dietrich and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-24 with total page 252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Although COVID-19 has made Christmas the worst holiday ever, somehow it also made it more important. Sean of the South shares anecdotes from his beloved homeland, delivering Christmas stories that are guaranteed to make your heart grow three sizes.
Download or read book The Worst Christmas Story written by Christopher Morley and published by . This book was released on 1928 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Worst Christmas Ever written by J. Heaton and published by . This book was released on 2018-09-24 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Yet another magnificent children's book by J B Heaton. Pick it up and follow Santa as he experiences his worst Christmas ever!
Download or read book I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus written by Matt Mogk and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus is a new spin on a holiday classic that tells the story of a suburban zombie outbreak and the little boy who knows just what to do. When Johnny finds out that his mother has turned into a zombie and has attacked Santa Claus, he knows that it’s up to him to put the living dead (back) to rest. While the chaos spreads from the mall to the Christmas parade, Johnny finds his friends Glenn, Barb, and Ben, and they devise a plan to not only protect themselves—and their dog—but to make sure to get to Grandma’s house before the zombies take over town. While they’ve planned for the worst, nothing could prepare them for watching jolly old Saint Nick get devoured by mindless zombies. This clever take on a Christmas tradition is right up the alley of anyone who ever wondered what would happen if a zombie outbreak took place during the holiday season. I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus is a beautifully gory tale that’s sure to become a classic for fans of the holidays and the living dead.
Download or read book Santa s Book of Names written by David M. McPhail and published by Turtleback Books. This book was released on 1997-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For use in schools and libraries only. A young boy who has trouble reading helps Santa with his yearly rounds and receives a special Christmas present.
Download or read book The Santa Claus Girl written by Patricia P. Goodin and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-20 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Yes, Virginia, There Is A Santa Claus"Virginia grew up.Yes, THAT Virginia-who became a teacher-encouraging students through the Great Depression, World War II, and the Polio epidemic. "The Santa Claus Girl," a novel drawn from true events, imagines Virginia's far-reaching influence and her exceptional gift of inspiration. Set in New York City, December 1952, the story uncovers how a remarkable woman sparks a band of humble do-gooders to overcome the odds stacked against them-and reach for an extraordinary goal. Uplifting, inspirational story in a historical fiction book about the "Yes, Virginia, There Is A Santa Claus" girl who eventually became the principal of a New York hospital school during the Polio Epidemic in the early 50s.
Download or read book Don t Shake the Present written by Bill Cotter and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Go on a festive and fun-filled adventure with Larry in the hilarious Christmas novelty edition of the USA Today bestselling series, Don't Push the Button! 'Tis the season for gift-giving and kids will adore this new addition to the creative and interactive series that has touched the lives of over half-a-million readers. Don't Shake the Present! is the perfect stocking stuffer, holiday gift for kids, and present for 1 year old girls and boys celebrating their first Christmas ever! Kids and parents alike will return to this wacky holiday book time and again. Larry the lovable monster has received a present, and he's desperate to know what's inside. He needs your help to figure it out. But whatever you do... DON'T SHAKE THE PRESENT! Hi, I'm Larry. This is my present. I REALLY want to open it, but I'm not allowed.
Download or read book The Best Worst Christmas Ever written by Drienie Hattingh and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-10-27 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tom Isbell, Theater Professor, author of the Prey trilogy: "The beautifully wrought stories take us back to simpler times... memories blessed and humorous. Most of all, they convince us we don't dare ever "cancel Christmas." Christy Monson: Award-winning author of Banished: "Jump into the homes and hearts of each writer as they relate holiday moments from around the world." Wendy Toliver, Author of Red's Untold Tale and Regina Rising, "Reading and rereading this humorous, heartwarming collection of stories is sure to become a treasured holiday tradition." It's Christmas-The Most Wonderful Time of the Year, when snowflakes fall and your home glints with star-like lights. Beyond the wreath-adorned door, the fireplace warms your family's toes while the turkey roasts and eggnog chills. Lovingly wrapped presents are tucked under the fresh-cut Christmas tree, and stockings dangle from the hearth, waiting for Santa. Carols playing, children laughing, mistletoe beckoning... This is the most perfect Christmas ever! However, if this is the sort of stories you're expecting to find in The Best Worst Christmas Ever, you are in for a surprise-and a treat. The stories herein prove the most memorable, magical, and merry Christmases are everything but perfect. In a trailer or a cabin, in snowy New York or balmy South Africa, this is Christmas. Wearing a disco ball shirt, a sunflower hat, or sinking your fork into a pitch-black turkey, or soapy spaghetti, this is Christmas. Pour yourself some hot cocoa and join authors from all over the world as they share their hilarious and heartwarming yuletide tales.
Download or read book Santa s Kwanzaa written by Garen Thomas and published by Jump At The Sun. This book was released on 2004-08-23 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Santa lays the last present beneath the last Christmas tree and returns weary-eyed to the North Pole-to the surprise of a lifetime. From the twenty-sixth day of December to January first, Santa and his family delight in the Kwanzaa tradition, and have a jolly-good time. But as the last day approaches, Santa is still filled with the holiday spirit and wants to do something extra special to show his love for humanity. What more can Santa give? Painfully funny merry-making wraps up sweetly in this risible and enchanting celebration of two holidays under one cover!
