Download or read book Santa s Secret Sex Journal written by Seth Kinstle and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2024-03-11 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're looking for a great Christmas gift you found the best piece of magic on the market. It's looks perfect under a Christmas tree or thrown on the lap of a stranger. Santa has a secret past that no one has ever heard about. Unwrap the true story of the very real Santa Clause in this indecent mashup of insane cartoony ramblings. Discover the truth of the Santa Clause corporation along with everything that makes it prosper. Unmask the messiah Jesus Christ to pay a testament to the wretched things he's done. When the holiday spirit runs deep, you'll find Santa beneath the dirt chugging diarrhea in a sewer. All his precious secrets are exposed in this mind boggling unbelievable autobiography of the one and only man in red. From his outlandish love affairs to his triumphant fetishes. See the man you know and love like never before. Including top secret details of his passionate body on body friction with Mrs. Clause. Take a look into his bedroom to see what's really going on in the life of a super human so jolly he can't help but be irresistibly attractive.

Download or read book Santa s Secret Sex Journal Jolly Adventures written by Seth Kinstle and published by Seth Kinstle. This book was released on 2024-03-11 with total page 61 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're looking for a great Christmas gift you found the best piece of magic on the market. It's looks perfect under a Christmas tree or thrown on the lap of a stranger. Santa has a secret past that no one has ever heard about. Unwrap the true story of the very real Santa Clause in this indecent mashup of insane cartoony ramblings. Discover the truth of the Santa Clause corporation along with everything that makes it prosper. Unmask the messiah Jesus Christ to pay a testament to the wretched things he's done. When the holiday spirit runs deep, you'll find Santa beneath the dirt chugging diarrhea in a sewer. All his precious secrets are exposed in this mind boggling unbelievable autobiography of the one and only man in red. From his outlandish love affairs to his triumphant fetishes. See the man you know and love like never before. Including top secret details of his passionate body on body friction with Mrs. Clause. Take a look into his bedroom to see what's really going on in the life of a super human so jolly he can't help but be irresistibly attractive.

Download or read book Santa s Secret Sex Journal written by Seth Kinstle and published by Seth Kinstle. This book was released on 2022-12-21 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect Christmas gag gift for that special someone. If you struggle trying to find the perfect present for a person you know with a sense of humor, look no further. This journal has all the steamy details you need to make your holiday complete. Armed with a arsenal of crude rants and over the top sexy segments. You'll be sure to prank your way into the new year with this holiday favorite. What better way to set the mood than to gift something as ridiculous as this? So much for the typical boring presents you endlessly scroll through online. Throw a log on the fire as you snuggle up to your Christmas tree for the spoof of a lifetime. You'll get exclusive access to all the sexy things Santa has been up to. As well as his captivating complicated relationship issues with Mrs. Claus. What are you waiting for? Let's unwrap this bad boy and call it a new year.

Download or read book Secret Santa Cowboy written by Vicki Lewis Thompson and published by Ocean Dance Press. This book was released on 2020-12-04 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He’ll be her Santa tonight... Wrangler Leo Marston’s used to women pursuing him because of his looks. Apple Grove newcomer Fiona Hildebrand is the first to run in the opposite direction. Too bad she’s also the one he can’t stop thinking about. How can he convince her to take a chance on him? He can’t exactly change his appearance. Or can he? Volunteering to play Santa and distributing toys to needy kids, with Fiona as his helper elf, is the perfect opportunity to show her there’s more to him than a pretty face. But when the evening ends, will she meet him under the mistletoe, or boot him out the door? Saddle up for the fun-filled Buckskin Brotherhood series! Steamy western romances from the NYT bestselling author who brought you The McGavin Brothers of Eagles Nest, Montana. If you like sexy cowboys, charming small towns, and laugh-out-loud adventures, you’ll love meeting the Buckskin Brotherhood. THE BUCKSKIN BROTHERHOOD The books in this series are standalone romances and can be read in any order. Sweet-Talking Cowboy (Matt & Lucy) Big-Hearted Cowboy (Jake & Millie) Baby-Daddy Cowboy (CJ & Isabel) True-Blue Cowboy (Nick & Eva) Strong-Willed Cowboy (Rafe & Kate) Secret-Santa Cowboy (Leo & Fiona) Stand-Up Cowboy (Garrett & Anna) Single-Dad Cowboy (Zeke & Nell) Marriage-Minded Cowboy (Teague & Val) Gift-Giving Cowboy (Sky & Penny)

Download or read book Last Minute Secret Santa Gift Idea written by Secret Santa Rude Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-27 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Christmas Themed Notebook and Journal This is a Journal, Planner and Notebook For Your Best Ideas daily, weekly or as often as you wish. There is plenty of space to write as much as you want, whenever you want. Start jotting down your ideas, big and small, and make your goals and dreams come true. If you want to increase the positive effects, get a copy for a friend and share to inspire each other. Small lined daily diary / journal / notebook to write in, to record your daily gratitude list, creative writing, for creating lists, for scheduling, organizing and recording your thoughts. Makes an excellent gift idea for birthdays, Christmas, sober anniversary birthdays, coworkers or any special occasion. Perfectly sized at 6" x 9" 100 page Softcover bookbinding Fits in your bag Flexible Paperback

Download or read book A Storyteller s Journal written by Jorge Moreno and published by Babelcube Inc.. This book was released on 2017-10-01 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do a crazy person, a chemist, a lottery ticket seller, a tourist, a New Year’s date, Cervantes, a couple in crisis, some geeky teenagers and a ruined millionaire have in common? They’re all in this book! It contains more than 60 independent stories that are guaranteed to make you laugh, most of all, although some may make you shed a tear, and others just might make your hair stand on end.

Download or read book Santa s Hot Secrets written by Antonia Adams and published by Xcite Book. This book was released on 2012-12-01 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have yourself a sexy little Christmas with these twenty stories where you are likely to find something a lot more exciting than an orange in your stocking. Santa hands out all sorts of sexy surprises. These stories focus on lustful liaisons – who is really coming down that chimney? – sex in the snow and Christmas parties where anything goes. For a really naughty Noel, this anthology would make the perfect present for that extra special sexy someone in your life. Chills and Thrills by Celia Montgomery Lily, newly single, books a winter retreat in a Scottish National Park to get over a break-up with her cheating boyfriend. The fierce winter weather means she’s the only guest at the secluded log cabins – and leads to a near-death experience! Can hunky owner Coop bring about a thaw and put the smile back on her face? Rogue Red Suit by Lynn Lake It’s December 4th, and everyone at the North Pole is just gearing up for the busy season. Except for Trixen and Bevin, who are making naughty, laid out naked together on Santa’s velvet sleigh cover in the big guy’s garage. Then Santa himself suddenly opens the side door and booms, ‘We’ve got a rogue, Trixen. I need you.’ Someone is besmirching the Jolly One’s good name. Can Santa’s Helper use her voluptuous charms to hunt him down and snare him? Santa Maybe by Marlene Yong When Melanie, wearing only the skimpiest of Santa costumes, decides to seek revenge on her unfaithful lover by seducing his boss, the sexual encounter proves unexpected beyond her wildest fantasies – to her dismay … and delight. Christmas Lights by Elizabeth Coldwell Andy’s the only man on his stretch of his street who doesn’t see the point in decorating the outside of his home for the holiday season. When his hot neighbour, Trent, tries to persuade him to make more of an effort, the two men find their relationship progressing to a much more intimate level with the aid of a string of Christmas lights … Snowball by Sam Stewart Letters to Santa are for children, or so 25-year-old Amanda believes. In this festive tale of love, sex and spanking, our heroine yearns for a handsome knight to sweep her off her feet. When an incident involving a stray snowball leads to a revealing conversation with her parents’ handsome neighbour, Mark, she starts to wonder, does he share her kinkier passions? She could just ask him, but for a bratty bad-girl like Amanda, there are more fun ways to find out! Melting the Snowman by Josie Jordan Carrie Mason is a freestyle snowboard coach and she loves her job, especially as her current client is the gorgeous JJ Green – having to rub down his near-naked body at the end of every day is a lesson in self-control. Unfortunately, the way he’s performing at the moment, his sponsors are going to dump him and she’ll be out of work. That is unless she can somehow melt his frosty exterior and unleash the passion that simmers beneath. Head to Mistletoe by Giselle Renarde When Jess and Lars wear their novelty mistletoe underwear to Stone and Ravinia’s Christmas party, they’re bound to show it off. Lars starts the naughtiness by spanking Ravinia in her sexy Santa Girl outfit. Jess dares him to reveal his mistletoe and Lars agrees – but only if she shows hers too … in front of everyone! All I Want for Christmas is… by Kay Jaybee Holly has a secret wish. After years of having erotic fantasies about her friend Ivy, she decides that something has to be done before her secret desires drive her mad. So Holly writes a very special letter to Father Christmas. Unbeknown to Holly, however, she isn’t the only one with a kinky Christmas request – Ivy’s boyfriend Owen also has a seasonal wish he longs to fulfil … Cinderella Gets her Prince by Adam G Wright He’s behind you … oh yes he is! A strait-laced academic in her everyday life, Fiona acts out her passions on stage. And now she’s been cast as Cinderella in her drama society’s pantomime, she’s planning to seduce Prince Charming – played by her long-time heart-throb, Gareth. If her strategy succeeds, she’ll get a taste of what’s inside his tight white breeches, sauced with vengeance for past wrongs. How will her prince react when he discovers that Cinders isn’t as innocent as he assumed? Naughty … and Nice! by Tony Haynes Every Christmas Eve, Sandra, the boss at Sinful Sex Toys, turns her office into Santa’s Grotto and lets her staff take their pick of the naughty Christmas gifts on display. As everyone heads home for the holidays, she finds herself alone with Callum, the sexy-smooth new boy on the team. And a flirty, festive kiss promises to turn into something far more passionate beneath the mistletoe … Elf Yourself by Landon Dixon There’s a new Santa in town. Earnest Elf discovers that it’s hard times at the North Pole as economic recession and elf over-reproduction lead to lay-offs, discontent, malcontents and a full-on elf insurrection. Earnest himself has a thriving meat and blubber business, a hydroponic oathouse on the side, and his own gripe against the red-suited fat man so he’s neutral, cool to both sides. Then Evelyn Elf pays his frosty abode a visit, and her tale of Snowtopia woe melts more than his heart … Christmas Keeps Coming by John McKeown It’s not shaping up to be much of a Christmas for New York shopping mall Santa Jerry. He’s being blackmailed by horny Mob wife and Santa Claus fetishist Nuala. But while the proud, hard-working Italian-American is enjoying the kind of payments she keeps on extracting, he knows he’s in serious danger. If Nuala’s feared mobster husband finds out what’s going on, Jerry could soon be sleeping with the fishes. Santa’s Knee by Bethany Goring Deputy headmistress Angela is on duty at Santa’s Grotto in her school. Sensing that she’s lacking in seasonal goodwill – and “hasn’t had any” in way too long, the big man in red takes a hands-on approach to teaching the teacher a stern and painful lesson. He won’t stop until her bottom is glowing like an open fire and he’s made her believe in the spirit of Christmas – for the most intriguing of reasons… Mistletoed by DK Jernigan As the owner of a small business, Marcus sees no escape from the multi-office Christmas party, despite his ingrained dislike of the entire holiday season. What he doesn't expect is for his frigid mood to be warmed considerably by the charming Rob, who he encounters at the party – and who happens to own one of the other businesses in the building. Sparks fly under the mistletoe, and perhaps Marcus will be able to skip out of that party early, anyway … A Christmas for Carol by J Smith It’s been three months with no boyfriend and no sex, and when Christmas Eve arrives, Carol’s spending it alone with eggnog, an X-rated DVD and her vibrator. When she resolves to live a celibate life from now on, three ghosts of Christmas appear and try to put the willies up her in an effort to get her to change her ways. They show her sex in her past, present and future, but can they get her to change before Christmas Day? A Seasonal Victorian Spanking by Victoria Blisse The museum’s Christmas party is the perfect setting for Lucy to seduce Edward, its witty and intelligent curator. Wearing an authentic Victorian gown and tightly laced bespoke corset, she sets her plan in action and captures his attention with her lack of underwear, historically accurate or otherwise. In the Victorian schoolroom, he takes her to task for such blatant immodesty with a spanking she’ll never forget. Designs on the Boss by Poppy Summers Genevieve has lived with a crush on her sexy boss, Michael, for two years. He’s married to his job and reclusive, and the rumours about him aren’t encouraging – asexual, gay, plain uninterested. At the Christmas party, she’s nominated to persuade him out of his office to join his employees for a drink. Tapping hesitantly at the door, what she finds behind it isn’t quite what she expected Twelve Days of Sexmas by Rosalía Zizzo Margaret is 19 and a virgin – a situation she’s keen to change. Brought up by strict parents, she decides the time is finally right to indulge her more sensual urges. She prowls her local shopping mall and offers a gorgeous Hispanic “Father Christmas” a chance to do the deed, with no strings attached. Santa brings her not only a memorable first-time experience, but a dozen days – and counting – of sexy fun. Willing Spirit, Hungry Flesh by Demelza Hart When Emma takes herself off to a remote part of the moors, she thinks she’s in for a quiet Christmas alone in a house off the beaten track. And, what’s more, apparently the house is haunted. In the midst of a snowstorm, there is a sudden knock at the door. Outside stands a tall, gorgeous man. Who could he be? Emma soon discovers that both the spirit and the flesh are more than willing and her Christmas may not be the sex-free experience she’d planned … A Christmas Confession by Tinker Crowley Roxy’s writing a letter to Santa Claus. She so wanted to be good this year but she knows Santa sees all, so rather than attempt to cover up her bad-girl behaviour, she’s confessing all. As she relives her horny encounter with a stranger in the most explicit detail, a realisation hits her. That Santa may have an ulterior motive for keeping his eye on who’s naughty or nice, and that sometimes the best presents are those that can’t be gift-wrapped…

Download or read book The Mosley Street Melodramas Booze and kisses Crouching Santa hidden reindeer My daze in doo dah Villain in my school written by Tom Frye and published by Samuel French, Inc.. This book was released on 2008 with total page 133 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Volume 2 [written by William P. Johnson and Rosemary Willhide].

Download or read book PostSecret written by Frank Warren and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2005-11-29 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The project that captured a nation's imagination. The instructions were simple, but the results were extraordinary. "You are invited to anonymously contribute a secret to a group art project. Your secret can be a regret, fear, betrayal, desire, confession, or childhood humiliation. Reveal anything -- as long as it is true and you have never shared it with anyone before. Be brief. Be legible. Be creative." It all began with an idea Frank Warren had for a community art project. He began handing out postcards to strangers and leaving them in public places -- asking people to write down a secret they had never told anyone and mail it to him, anonymously. The response was overwhelming. The secrets were both provocative and profound, and the cards themselves were works of art -- carefully and creatively constructed by hand. Addictively compelling, the cards reveal our deepest fears, desires, regrets, and obsessions. Frank calls them "graphic haiku," beautiful, elegant, and small in structure but powerfully emotional. As Frank began posting the cards on his website, PostSecret took on a life of its own, becoming much more than a simple art project. It has grown into a global phenomenon, exposing our individual aspirations, fantasies, and frailties -- our common humanity. Every day dozens of postcards still make their way to Frank, with postmarks from around the world, touching on every aspect of human experience. This extraordinary collection brings together the most powerful, personal, and beautifully intimate secrets Frank Warren has received -- and brilliantly illuminates that human emotions can be unique and universal at the same time.

Download or read book Santa s Secret Handwritten Christmas List Journal written by Santa Claus and published by . This book was released on 2009-11-23 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a novelty book. The reader opens the book to find no text, just blank pages throughout the book, with the wording "The List," printed at the top of each page. The purchaser can then add whatever name or names they want to "Santa's Handwritten List" of those that have been too naughty to receive presents this Christmas.Rather than a greeting card, this book is a fun gift to give and tease that somone special in your life.This book is a useful gift that can be used as a journal, notebook, recipe book, diary, witch's spellbook, or paper weight.

Download or read book Santa s Secret Shopper written by Red Glass Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-20 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Use this cute, interactive 6x9 notebook with 120 cream colored pages to keep track of your holiday celebrations. Organize the important things to remember while planning parties, gifts, and meals, and have more time to spend with your family. Glossy cover.

Download or read book Your Secret Santa Thinks You re A Sexy Prick Ho Fucking Ho written by Xmas Funnies and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-21 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An offensive and funny secret Santa gift for an offensive and funny friend! Great cover with a funny and most likely inappropriate message. 6 x 9 in size 100 blank lined pages to deface as needed Stylish and funny message on the cover. Buy one for your favorite / least favorite (delete as appropriate) co-worker, friend, sister or just about anyone who enjoys a laugh!

Download or read book Exploring the Dimensions of Human Sexuality written by Jerrold S. Greenberg and published by Jones & Bartlett Learning. This book was released on 2007 with total page 914 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Exploring The Dimensions Of Human Sexuality, Third Edition, Has Been Extensively Updated To Include Information And Statistics About Recent Developments. This Text Continues To Encourage Students To Explore The Varied Dimensions Of Sexuality And To See How Each Affects Their Personal Sexuality, Sexual Health, And Sexual Responsibility. All Aspects Of Sexuality--Biological, Spiritual, Psychological, And Sociocultural--Are Presented Factually And Impartially.

Download or read book Santa s Secret Workshop Holiday Breeding Erotica Impregnation Insta Pregnancy written by Cordova Skye and published by Burning Lotus Press. This book was released on 2020-12-17 with total page 19 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nothing can keep Santa from rewarding a woman on his Nice List. Being on lockdown means Noelle's Christmas promises to be a lonely one. Then she sees a shooting star late on Christmas Eve, and one wish later a clatter on her roof heralds a jolly holiday surprise. Sexxxy Santa will fill Noelle to overflowing, and leave her bulging with a present that won't take nine months to deliver. Because the best gift for a nice girl is to let her be a little naughty. Santa's Secret Workshop is over 4000 sizzling words of breeding erotica featuring an accelerated pregnancy, lactation, and sexy holiday magic.

Download or read book Interpreting Tyler Perry written by Jamel Santa Cruze Bell and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2013-10-23 with total page 355 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tyler Perry has become a significant figure in media due to his undeniable box office success led by his character Madea and popular TV sitcoms House of Payne and Meet the Browns. Perry built a multimedia empire based largely on his popularity among African American viewers and has become a prominent and dominant cultural storyteller. Along with Perry’s success has come scrutiny by some social critics and Hollywood well-knowns, like Spike Lee, who have started to deconstruct the images in Perry’s films and TV shows suggesting, as Lee did, that Perry has used his power to advance stereotypical depictions of African Americans. The book provides a rich and thorough overview of Tyler Perry’s media works. In so doing, contributors represent and approach their analyses of Perry’s work from a variety of theoretical and methodological angles. The main themes explored in the volume include the representation of (a) Black authenticity and cultural production, (b) class, religion, and spirituality, (c) gender and sexuality, and (d) Black love, romance, and family. Perry’s critical acclaim is also explored.

Download or read book Devoted to Death written by R. Andrew Chesnut and published by Oxford University Press. This book was released on 2018 with total page 265 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: R. Andrew Chesnut offers a fascinating portrayal of Santa Muerte, a skeleton saint whose cult has attracted millions of devotees over the past decade. Although condemned by mainstream churches, this folk saint's supernatural powers appeal to millions of Latin Americans and immigrants in the U.S. Devotees believe the Bony Lady (as she is affectionately called) to be the fastest and most effective miracle worker, and as such, her statuettes and paraphernalia now outsell those of the Virgin of Guadalupe and Saint Jude, two other giants of Mexican religiosity. In particular, Chesnut shows Santa Muerte has become the patron saint of drug traffickers, playing an important role as protector of peddlers of crystal meth and marijuana; DEA agents and Mexican police often find her altars in the safe houses of drug smugglers. Yet Saint Death plays other important roles: she is a supernatural healer, love doctor, money-maker, lawyer, and angel of death. She has become without doubt one of the most popular and powerful saints on both the Mexican and American religious landscapes.

Download or read book Santa s Secret written by Mike Dumbleton and published by . This book was released on 2013 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: