Download or read book Santa Knows You ve Been Bad written by A. Ross and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-18 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ★Funny Lined Notebook for Christmas!★ This notebook is ideal for note-taking at school, work, or for jotting down your great ideas! FEATURES: 120 ruled pages Practical size 6 "x 9" (15.2 by 22.9 cm) White paper Glossy finish, soft cover It's perfect as a gift or to upgrade your office supplies. Don't waste your time! Purchase your copy today.

Download or read book Santa Lives written by Ellis Weiner and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2005-10-25 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Does Santa Claus actually exist? In this hilarious book, this age-old question is addressed and the answer might surprise you. Guess what it is. Using many of the same arguments-and even some of the same words-employed by people much smarter than he to answer other, even harder questions, Weiner offers a brilliant step-by-step analysis that is as full of insight as it is insightful. His investigation touches on a myriad of topics, including the existence of napkins, the differences between birthday cake and fruitcake, and whether Santa is American. So, does Santa Claus exist? Read this unbelievably intelligent (and unbelievably funny) book to find out. Otherwise, no one would ever guess.

Download or read book How to Catch Santa written by Jean Reagan and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2018-09-11 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A #1 New York Times bestseller and Christmas must-read from the creators of the laugh-out-loud bestsellers How to Babysit a Grandpa and How to Babysit a Grandma! After waiting for days and days and days, it’s finally Christmas Eve. And that’s when you can try to catch Santa.... Two sibling narrators give clever tips for “catching” Santa (be crafty! be clever! be gentle!) on Christmas Eve in this delightful and hilarious holiday offering, written in a fun instructional style. Filled with humor and warmth, this is a jolly read-aloud for the whole family to enjoy! And don't miss Jean Reagan and Lee Wildish's How to Raise a Mom and How to Surprise a Dad! “A new hit this year is How to Catch Santa. . . . The picture book offers lighthearted tips on how kids can steal a glimpse of Mr. Elusive, aka Santa. . . .” —USA Today

Download or read book Somebody like Santa written by Janet Dailey and published by Zebra Books. This book was released on 2022-09-27 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lovers of Hallmark and fans of Diana Palmer, Robyn Carr, and RaeAnne Thayne will adore the rugged Western setting, small-town neighbors, and the uplifting magic of the holidays in this Texas-sized love story from the New York Times bestselling author. “A satisfying combination of intrigue and romance…sure to melt hearts.” – Publishers Weekly For Cooper Chapman, moving next door to his newlywed sister in Branding Iron, Texas, is the biggest gift he could ask for this Christmas. The divorced single dad knows his troubled teenaged son only needs the healing balm of big skies and family ties. But soon after settling into their new home, Trevor falls in with some wild friends at his new school, leaving Cooper leaning hard on youth counselor Jess Graver. With grace and wisdom, Jess soothes Cooper’s worries over his son, even as the elusive beauty stirs romantic feelings to life . . . With the holiday growing closer, young Trevor finds an unexpected mentor in a local farmer, helping him build a horse-drawn sleigh for the Christmas parade. Now the only thing that could make Cooper’s New Year brighter would be making warm-hearted Jess his own. But when he stumbles upon a secret from her past, it will take more than mistletoe to bring them back together and keep her at his side for all the sweet seasons to come . . .

Download or read book Bites and Pieces written by Kelly Glenn and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-05-16 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bites and Pieces is a gathering of wicked tales from four authors with different perspectives on horror. Each one is equally twisted but some more morbid than the others. Enter the mind of a crazed mother who kills more of her children than she does the zombies, or try to imagine being in the mind of a fool who can fix even the most unfixable things. See the tooth-fairy as you've never seen her before. There's a little something for everyone.

Download or read book Grace written by Bob Lenz and published by Destiny Image Publishers. This book was released on 2008-06-28 with total page 177 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Take a deep breath of hope, and prepare to set sail for deeper waters in this remarkable exploration of God 's truly amazing gift of grace! Rebecca St. James, Grammy-winning Christian recording artist Grace is amazing! Get ready to explore the depths of God's acceptance. Get ready to have your heart changed. Get ready for grace! This book is for those who: Don't understand what grace is all about. Know they don t deserve God's grace. Think they deserve God's grace. Reject grace and keep trying harder. Want God's grace but don t feel worthy. Believe grace is for someone else. Received grace but backslid. Live each day in God's grace. Want to understand the freedoms and challenges of grace.

Download or read book Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons written by Bill Watterson and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 1992 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Online: gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/

Download or read book Santa Claus written by Letlhokwa George Mpedi and published by African Sun Media. This book was released on 2020-11-30 with total page 201 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The origins of Santa Claus, or so I am told, is that the young Bishop Nicholas secretly delivered three bags of gold as dowries for three young girls to their indebted father to save them from a life of prostitution. Armed with immortality, a factory of elves and a fleet of reindeer, his has been a lasting legacy, inextricably linked to Christmas. Of course, this Christmas looks a little different. Amidst a global pandemic, shimmying down the chimneys of strangers certainly does not adhere to social distancing guidelines. Some borders remain closed, and in some instances, the quarantine period is far too long. After all, he only has 24 hours to spread cheer across the world. As with the rest of us, Santa Claus is likely to get the remote working treatment. The reindeers this year are likely to be self-driving, reminiscent of an Amazon swarm of technology, and the naughty and nice lists are likely to be based on algorithms derived from social media accounts. In the age of the fourth industrial revolution, it is difficult to imagine that letters suffice anymore. How many posts were verified as real before shared? Enough to get you a drone. Fake news? Here is a lump of coal. Will we see elves in personal protective equipment (PPE) and will Santa Claus, high risk because of age and his likely comorbidities from the copious amount of cookies, have to self-isolate in the North Pole? In fact, will there be any toys at all this year? Surely production has been stalled with the restrictions on imports and exports into the North Pole. Perhaps, there is a view to outsourcing, or perhaps, there is a shift towards local production and supply chains. More importantly, as we have done in many instances in this period, maybe we should pause to reflect on the current structures in place. The sanctification of a figure so clearly dismissive of the Global South and to be critical, quite classist must be called into question. From some of the keenest minds, the contributions in this book make a strong case against this holly jolly man. We traverse important topics such as, is the constitution too lenient with a clear intruder who has conveniently branded himself a Good Samaritan? Allegations of child labour under the guise of elves, blatant animal cruelty, constant surveillance in stark contrast to many democratic ideals and his possible threat to national security come to the fore. Nevertheless, as the song goes, he is aware when you are asleep, and he knows when you are awake. Is feminism a farce to this beloved man – what role does Mrs Claus play and why are there inherent gender norms in his toys? Then is the worry of closed borders and just how accurate his COVID-19 tests are. Of course, this brings his ethics into question. While there is an agreement that transparency, justice and fairness, nonmaleficence, responsibility, and privacy are the core ethical principles, the meaning of these principles differs, particularly across countries and cultures. Why are we subject to Santa Claus’ notions of good and evil when he is so far removed from our context? As Richard Thaler and Cass Sunstein would tell you, this is fundamentally a nudge from Santa Claus for children to fit into his ideals. A nudge, coined by Thaler, is a choice that predictably changes people’s behaviour without forbidding any options or substantially changing their economic incentives. Even with pinched cheeks and an air of holiday cheer, Santa Claus has to come under scrutiny. In the process of decolonising knowledge and looking at various epistemologies, does Santa still make the cut?

Download or read book CONSUME ME A Steamy Forbidden Lovers M nage Forced Proximity Dark Romance Club Genesis Chicago Book 2 written by Jenna Jacob and published by Jenna Jacob. This book was released on 2023-07-24 with total page 332 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enjoy this sizzling BDSM series by USA Today bestselling romance author Jenna Jacob… Consume Me is the second novel in the sensually explosive Club Genesis - Chicago series, and can be read as a standalone. Each story contains strong language, explicit love scenes, and a guaranteed HEA. Enjoy! They made my wildest fantasies come true until… I’m Savannah Carson—sane, sensible archeological activist. I never envisioned starting my much-needed vacation by wrapping my SUV around local wildlife and totaling my vehicle. I also never imagined being rescued from the wreckage, an impeding blizzard, and certain hypothermia by two gorgeous knights in a shiny pickup. As they swept me away to safety, I realized my attraction to them was far more dangerous. At the mercy of Nick Masters and Dylan Thomas—drool-worthy construction owners—their commanding compassion unravels my inhibitions and ignites a primal passion that consumes my very soul. Trapped in isolation for seven glorious days, they wreck me as they capture my heart. But all too soon, the snow stops and the reality that the world won’t understand my complicated love life intrudes. So, I flee, resuming my lackluster existence and tiding myself over with memories. But Nick and Dylan have other plans. They track me down with an ultimatum: take the safe path and walk away…or embrace their unconventional love and let them…Consume Me? What’s inside this steamy romance? MFM menage, two smokin’ hot alpha Dominants, a shy curious submissive, forced proximity, forbidden love, erotic romance, BDSM romance, love triangle, intense emotional connection, alternative lifestyle romance, bondage, spanking, begging, Dominance, submission, and a heartwarming HEA. Previously published as Masters of My Desire.

Download or read book Lonely No More written by Margaret Paul, PhD and published by Gildan Media LLC aka G&D Media. This book was released on 2024-03-12 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: FEEL ALIVE AND CONNECTED ONCE AGAIN! Lonely No More: The Astonishing Power of Inner Bonding takes the reader on a spiritual journey of self-discovery and personal transformation, exploring the often-conflicting relationship between the false beliefs of the ego wounded self, how those false beliefs leave a person lonely and disconnected, and how to achieve true spiritual connection. Through engaging narratives and practical exercises, this book offers valuable insights into achieving a balanced, fulfilling relationship with both the self and the Divine. Throughout the book, I explore various spiritual principles and misconceptions that often hinder individuals from accessing the ever-present love and wisdom that is here for all of us. By debunking common myths, I equip readers with the tools and knowledge needed to break free from limiting beliefs and foster spiritual growth. Here’s a sampling of what you will learn: The difference between getting and sharing love. The difference between self-responsibility and self-sacrifice. The difference tween our true soul self and our ego wounded self. A road map for healing loneliness by promoting self-awareness, inner healing and personal responsibility. Healing other related conditions like anxiety, depression, shame, addictions and relationship problems. The opposite of loneliness is not a never-ending blissful, happy, problem-free state. It is feeling alive and connected once again. The ability to feel deeply, to express the gamut of one’s emotions in a healthy way, and to connect to yourself, others and life overall to address challenges and triumphs in a way that says “yes” to life, is the goal of this book.

Download or read book Santa s Naughty List 25 Tales Of Paranormal Bad Boys Christmas written by Julia Mills and published by Julia Mills. This book was released on 2015-11-27 with total page 1334 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 25 Tales Of Paranormal Bad Boys Christmas are sexy, naughty, but nice. This group of twenty-five amazing authors decided to give you a Christmas treat. These stories were written with heart, love, and pleasure. The goal to provide the readers stories to enjoy this Christmas.

Download or read book Mysteries of the Scriptures Revealed Shattering the Deceptions Within Mainstream Christianity Deciphering and Revealing End Times Prophecies Making a Straight Path for the End Times Saints written by George B. Lujack and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2017-03 with total page 729 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Scripture as it has never been presented before! The greatest Scripture study guide compilation and deception-defeating, truth-revealing book of all time ever written! Bringing the whole Christian denominational church system under question and shaking the foundational teachings of the popular mainstream, but misled Christian mindset! 2,000 YEARS OF MAINSTREAM CHRISTIAN DOCTRINES, PRACTICES, AND TRADITIONS DISMANTLED IN ONE BOOK! CENTURIES OF DENOMINATIONAL CHRISTIAN LIES EXPOSED! RABBINICAL JUDAISM'S ERRORS EXAMINED AND CORRECTED! GRACE ONLY - EASY BELIEVISM, NO NEED TO REPENT, REALLY? HAVE YOU ACTUALLY BEEN BORN AGAIN AND ARE YOU ONCE SAVED, ALWAYS SAVED? IS YESHUA (JESUS) GOD? DID HE FULFILL (ABOLISH) THE LAW? ARE THE DIETARY LAWS OF CLEAN AND UNCLEAN CREATURES CEREMONIAL OR PERPETUAL? DO THEY APPLY TODAY? SCIENCE CONFIRMED BY SCRIPTURE, THE AGE OF THE EARTH, THE EXTINCTION OF THE DINOSAURS EXPLAINED, AND EVOLUTION THEORY DEBUNKED!

Download or read book Alternate Gerrolds written by David Gerrold and published by BenBella Books, Inc.. This book was released on 2004-12-07 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyday themes as diverse as exploration, the fight against evil, laboratory experiments, and self-improvement are presented in this new anthology of short stories from David Gerrold. Largely consisting of stories featuring an alternative history, and often written for Mike Resnick's Alternative series, the stories range from funny to horrifying and lighthearted to profound. In "Franz Kafka, Superhero!" Kafka employs his unusual metamorphosis to fight evil throughout the world and take on even Sigmund Freud. Two characters who hope to better themselves experience "The Seminar from Hell," while "The Firebringers" features Humphrey Bogart, Gregory Peck, Ronald Reagan, and Jimmy Stewart as soldiers charged with dropping the first atom bomb. Taking an archaeological turn, a team of anthropologists struggles with understanding the artifacts of a mysterious alien race in "Digging in Gehenna." With wit and imagination, these pieces provide a rare and intriguing addition to any Gerrold collection.

Download or read book Yukon Ho written by Bill Watterson and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 1989 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of comic strips following the adventures of Calvin and his stuffed tiger Hobbes.

Download or read book Draw with Rob at Christmas written by Rob Biddulph and published by HarperCollins Children's Books. This book was released on 2020-10-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Merry Christmas! The internet phenomenon #DrawWithRob is now a fantastically festive art activity book for you to draw with Rob at home... The second book based on the viral videos seen everywhere on YouTube, Facebook, TikTok, TV, and more, from the creative genius and bestselling author Rob Biddulph! Christmas is different this year, with more families at home and wondering what to do! Pick up your pencils and join thousands of children around the world and #DrawWithRob - celebrating Christmas has never been so much fun! The first DRAW WITH ROB activity book went to Number One in the charts and was named 'Book of the Year' at the 2020 Sainsbury's Children's Book Awards! Now every family can share this fantastically festive new art activity book for Christmas. Join Rob and learn to draw your favourite Christmas characters - from Polar Bears to Elves and from Father Christmas to a Snowman, this perfect present is packed with arts, crafts and festive fun. The bestselling and award-winning author/illustrator Rob Biddulph is the genius behind the phenomenal, viral sensation that is DRAW WITH ROB and the accompanying activity book, and now the sensational DRAW WITH ROB AT CHRISTMAS - bringing joy to families everywhere with his easy to follow instructions and warm-hearted humour. So whether you're in home education, home-schooling, learning to draw or just having fun, let Rob show you that anyone can learn to #DrawWithRob! *WITH PERFORATED PAGES SO YOU CAN EASILY TEAR OUT AND DISPLAY YOUR ART!* Rob's original hit videos are also available at www.robbiddulph.com, and on Facebook, YouTube, TikTok, and Instagram, with Rob appearing on TV to talk about them too. Perfect stay-at-home fun for boys, girls, and everyone aged three to one hundred and three, and a wonderful introduction to Rob Biddulph's bestselling picture book range - including the Waterstones Children's Book Prize-winning Blown Away, Odd Dog Out, and many more! Available in all good bookstores and online retailers, and perfect for children who are learning to read - or just love to!

Download or read book Christmas Carol Mad Libs written by Roger Price and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2007-09-13 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mad Libs is the world’s greatest word game and a great gift for anyone who likes to laugh! Write in the missing words on each page to create your own hilariously funny holiday stories and new lyrics for your favorite Christmas songs. With Christmas Carol Mad Libs the holiday season is always ADJECTIVE and bright! This reissue of our classic, top-selling Mad Libs—updated with 14 new “fill in the blank” stories—is a surefire hit this holiday season. Whether you like jingle bells, having a white Christmas or decking the halls, this book is guaranteed to make your heart sing with laughter! Play alone, in a group or on a neighbor’s porch! Mad Libs are a fun family activity recommended for ages 8 to NUMBER.

Download or read book A Lumberjack Christmas written by Janet Elaine Smith and published by PageFree Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on 2004-10 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Can two lost hearts find their way back together? Can the old tree still make miracles? Is it too late to save the spirit of Christmas and the memories of miracles past?