Download or read book Santa Is a Vampire written by Damian Serbu and published by . This book was released on 2018-11-19 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Simon the Elf wants to tell you the true story behind Jolly Ole St. Nick. Yeah, he's a vampire. But that alleged gift giver and lover of children hides more than that fact from you. And what about Mrs. Claus and Rudolph? Venture into a world of enslaved elves, enchanted animals, and death wrought by Santa himself. With his sharp wit, Simon will lead you into the darkest realms of Christmas. Warning: Simon cusses a lot. But you would, too, if Santa held you captive.

Download or read book Santa Got Run Over by a Vampire written by Carrie Pulkinen and published by Carrie Pulkinen. This book was released on 2020-12-07 with total page 103 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Father Christmas has just been damned to darkness. Jane Devereux is adjusting to her new life as a nocturne fabulously. She runs the most popular nightclub in the French Quarter and is married to the hottest vampire in New Orleans. When she accidentally runs over Santa Claus and has to turn him into a vampire to save him, her perfect undead life begins to crumble like a week-old sugar cookie. Whoops. Jane has three days to teach Santa the ways of the vampire and send him back to the North Pole in time for Christmas Eve. Oh, and if that’s not stressful enough, her dad is coming for Christmas. And he doesn’t know she’s a vampire. Or that she's married. Double whoops. Grab a mug of miracle cure and join the vamps of New Orleans Nocturnes in this fast, fun holiday read.

Download or read book Now Dasher written by Roy Hudson and published by . This book was released on 2012 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Nick Dasher, a vampire who cares for the children of the world enough to break the bloodsucker stereotype and give to them every Christmas. Over 13 years, he meets other legendary vampires, such as the Grim Reaper, the Easter Bunny, the Holly King, the Jersey Devil, and Frosty the snow-vampire. Nick's stories tell of how he came to be, and how he lost everything only to make a comeback as an unlikely saint.

Download or read book All I Want for Christmas Is a Vampire written by Kerrelyn Sparks and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-10-06 with total page 569 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Toni Davis's Christmas wish list 1. Springing my best friend from the psych ward. 2. Living somewhere that doesn't have coffins in the basement. Occupied coffins. 3. Finding Mr. Right. Please make him tall, dark, handsome, and alive. This Christmas isn't so merry for Toni. Her best friend's been locked up in a mental hospital ever since she told the police she was attacked by vampires, and the only way for Toni to get her out is to prove that bloodsuckers really do exist. So she's taken a job as a bodyguard for the Undead, but she gets more than she bargained for, especially when she meets Ian MacPhie, a Scottish rascal looking for Ms. Right. Although Ian's nearly five centuries old, he looks and acts like a twenty-seven-year-old hunk. How can a dead man be so damn sexy? Could Mr. Wrong be Mr. Right? One forbidden kiss could lead to an eternity of passion—and all it takes is one moment under the mistletoe . . .

Download or read book A Vampire for Christmas written by Laurie London and published by HQN Books. This book was released on 2011-10-18 with total page 380 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Four authors bring the paranormal into the holidays with this anthology of bewitching tales. Includes stories by London, Michele Hauf, Caridad Pinerio, and Alexis Morgan. Original.

Download or read book The Vampire s Christmas written by Joseph Michael Linsner and published by . This book was released on 2003 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At Christmas time, all dreams come true. What do vampires dream of? Blood, of course. Lots of it. Esque, the vampire, is no different, but in Santa's eyes he's been more naughty than nice. A lump of coal in his stocking is what Esque expects as he goes off into the cold city night to seek his holiday dinner. During his hunt on Christmas Eve, he encounters junkies, pedophiles, goth chicks, and the scariest of them all -- holiday shoppers. Everyone's hustling for that last-minute score, and amidst the snow and carols, who knows what Esque might find?

Download or read book The Vampire Santa written by Allison Lahikainen and published by . This book was released on 2018-06-11 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A benevolent 17th-cenury toy maker leaves his shop one night to take some of his toys to some good little children whose parents can't afford them. On his way back, he meets three attractive women with exaggerated orthodonture and what he's become still exists into the present, still judges who's naughty and nice but few would call him benevolent, now!Story, character, and concept by Sal Lizard.

Download or read book Attack of the Vampire Snowmen written by Benny Alano and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-03-03 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With only a few days before the big night, Santa Claus is kidnapped by an army of vampire snowmen; it's up to Laidenn, Claus' only dark elf-in-training, to enlist the help of the living dead elves to defeat the snowmen and bring Claus back.

Download or read book If Santa Was A Vampire written by Thomas Webb and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-04-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A selection of Fun short stories for children to read and lose themselves in a world of imagination. Santa decides to take a break and go trick or treating, a mum trains dragons in the woods to be movie stars, and a little girl accidentley makes a wish to protect her bunnies from a fox. Your child will love these original and fun short stories that will want to read again and again

Download or read book A Vampire Christmas Carol written by Sarah Gray and published by Kensington Publishing Corp.. This book was released on 2011-05-26 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ebenezer Scrooge has never been known for the greatness of his heart. A miser, a leech, a penny-pinching old coot. . . Say what you will about him, though—he's never actually sucked someone's blood. That dubious honor belongs to the vampires who surround him, preying on the weak and laying traps for the strong. They've dogged his footsteps since he was born, driving him from the love of his friends, family, and faithful fiancée. Now, on Christmas Eve, Scrooge's old friend Jacob Marley rises from the grave to warn him about the evil gathering around him. With three mysterious spirits to guide him, he rediscovers his lost love Belle, toiling fearlessly as a seamstress by day and vampire hunter by night. He sees the secrets of his nephew Fred and his clerk Bob Cratchit, who risk their lives as Belle's loyal soldiers. And he learns of the plot mounting to attack all of them, starting with the innocent sacrifice of Bob's son Tiny Tim. . . Scrooge has only one night to save himself and all that he once treasured—but if he can vanquish the vampires, he might finally earn back the love he cast away. . .

Download or read book If Santa Was a Vampire written by Mike Bowles and published by . This book was released on 2023-04-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover a world of imagination in these 12 short stories for children. Find what happens when Santa decides to take a break from toy making and go trick or treating, or when a Mum trains dragons.....to star in movies: or whe a girl makes an accidental wish to save her bunnies from a fox. These stories are ideal to read before bedtime and will encourage your child to improve their readin skills and use thier imagination

Download or read book Santa s Curse written by T. A. Moorman and published by Draft2digital. This book was released on 2018-06-21 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What if Santa was a vampire? Jacquelyn, an enchantress with an overprotective streak, thinks it's up to her to protect her older sister, Jadine, an enchantress who's also a paranoid hypochondriac. So, whenever a male comes along trying to use Jadine, Jackie gets rid of them, in a non-conventional way. When the last person Jacquelyn expects, a certain vampire she's had a not so little crush on, seems to be creeping around on her sister, she has no choice but to get rid of him, too. In front of witnesses. Only to find out one second too late that she had it all wrong. Victor, like many males, has issues expressing how he truly feels. When he finally decides it's time to stop running from fate and claim his mate, he goes to her sister for advice. But, creeping in and out of Jadine's place like a thief in the night leads the very person he wants to win over to draw all the wrong conclusions. Which leads to him trading in his pale good looks for a white beard and a red velvet suit. Now that the town knows Jacquelyn is the one behind all of the disappearances, and thinking she's killed all of those that are missing, they're out for her blood. And the only one who can save her is, well, Santa. But will he be able to make it back to her before it's too late? Enjoy a brand-new tale of how Santa Clause came to be. (Originally part of the Holiday Magic Anthology.)

Download or read book Santa Claus Vampyre Slayer written by Rob Fasone and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-10 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This full-throttle farce sees Santa and a select team of warriors battle the bloodthirsty undead.

Download or read book The Vampire Who Saves Christmas written by Rich Bottles Jr and published by . This book was released on 2017-11-19 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cantankerous demon Krampus is out to ruin Christmas for everyone, but Mrs. Claus and Jolly Ole Saint Nicholas will do everything in their power to stop his diabolical plan, even if it means becoming vampires to fight the evil villain! Join Alfie the Elf, Rudolpho the Reindeer Trainer, and all the other merry residents of Christmasland in this hilarious yuletide adventure that is sure to become a joyous holiday classic!

Download or read book The Vampire Who Came for Christmas written by Dian Curtis Regan and published by Curtis Brown Unlimited. This book was released on 2016-01-20 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ben Garcia got a secret. A vampire named Zander is living in his attic and he plans to stay for the holidays. Zander got a secret too. The king of all vampires is looking for him and he is not happy that Zander has become a nice, friendly monster. Zander and Ben have to make sure the Evil Vampire King does not find them or this may be the scariest Christmas ever!

Download or read book Cralex The Vampire That Saves Christmas written by Craig Hagedorn and published by Palmetto Publishing. This book was released on 2022-09-14 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's Christmas Eve. The entire city is decorated and lit up. At the North Pole Santa and the elves are preparing for the night. Little does anyone suspect that a spaceship carrying two aliens is heading towards Earth with plans to take over the entire planet. Only a vampire named Cralex can stop them.

Download or read book The Vampire s Christmas written by Willis Hall and published by Random House (UK). This book was released on 1995 with total page 195 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Count Alucard's plans of having a fabulous Christmas in a luxury hotel are dashed when his identity is revealed to startled guests. As the Count flees north under the cover of an act with Slingy's Celebrated Circus, a vampire hunt begins