Download or read book Santa Hates You written by Christmas NoteBoOks and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-14 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Features: Measures 6 x 9 inches College Ruled Paper, 110 pages Paperback. Soft cover design. Matte. White interior pages Funny quote on cover

Download or read book Somebody Up There Hates You written by Hollis Seamon and published by Algonquin Books. This book was released on 2014-01-01 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dying of cancer in a hospice, seventeen-year-old prankster Richard has big plans for his final days.

Download or read book Your Secret Santa Hates You So They Put Zero Effort Into This Gift Ho Fucking Ho written by Xmas Funnies and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-21 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An offensive and funny secret Santa gift for an offensive and funny friend! Great cover with a funny and most likely inappropriate message. 6 x 9 in size 100 blank lined pages to deface as needed Stylish and funny message on the cover. Buy one for your favorite / least favorite (delete as appropriate) co-worker, friend, sister or just about anyone who enjoys a laugh!

Download or read book The Lost Boy of Santa Chionia written by Juliet Grames and published by Knopf. This book was released on 2024-07-23 with total page 417 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One unidentified skeleton. Three missing men. A village full of secrets. The best-selling author of The Seven or Eight Deaths of Stella Fortuna brings us a sparkling—by turns funny and moving—novel about a young American woman turned amateur detective in a small village in Southern Italy. Calabria, 1960. Francesca Loftfield, a twenty-seven-year-old, starry-eyed American, arrives in the isolated mountain village of Santa Chionia tasked with opening a nursery school. There is no road, no doctor, no running water or electricity. And thanks to a recent flood that swept away the post office, there’s no mail, either. Most troubling, though, is the human skeleton that surfaced after the flood waters receded. Who is it? And why don’t the police come and investigate? When the local priest's housekeeper begs Francesca to help determine if the remains are those of her long-missing son, Francesca begins to ask a lot of inconvenient questions. As an outsider, she might be the only person who can uncover the truth. Or she might be getting in over her head. As she attempts to juggle a nosy landlady, a suspiciously dashing shepherd, and a network of local families bound together by a code of silence, Francesca finds herself forced to choose between the charitable mission that brought her to Santa Chionia, and her future happiness, between truth and survival. Set in the wild heart of Calabria, a land of sheer cliff faces, ancient tradition, dazzling sunlight—and one of the world’s most ruthless criminal syndicates—The Lost Boy of Santa Chionia is a suspenseful puzzle mystery, a captivating romance, and an affecting portrait of a young woman in search of a meaningful life.

Download or read book Your Secret Santa Hates You So They Got You This Fucking Notebook Ho Fucking Ho written by Xmas Funnies and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-21 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An offensive and funny secret Santa gift for an offensive and funny friend! Great cover with a funny and most likely inappropriate message. 6 x 9 in size 100 blank lined pages to deface as needed Stylish and funny message on the cover. Buy one for your favorite / least favorite (delete as appropriate) co-worker, friend, sister or just about anyone who enjoys a laugh!

Download or read book Stories of my Life written by Alex J. Rock and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2007 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

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Download or read book My Not So Secret Alien Santa written by Tandy Lyons and published by Tandy Lyons. This book was released on 2023-02-18 with total page 95 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I thought signing up to work directly for the G.E.C.O.M. program would bring me adventure and a chance to see new worlds. Instead, got stuck with a desk job and the galaxy’s grumpiest boss. Thovin, an Ashanthian with giant wings and pitch-black eyes, always manages to find some last-minute work that makes me stay late. Good thing he’s easy on the eye. One day, he tells me the council overseeing our work has been spying on my conversations with other human abductees. They’ve read our messages coordinating this cycle’s cross-galaxy Secret Santa (Is nothing sacred?!) and want me to teach the office how to play as a way to highlight Earthen culture. It’s the last straw. I quit. There's got to be something more meaningful out there. Then Thovin shows up at my apartment, all dressed in red and claiming to be my Secret Santa. He wants to take me away from Osmatti Central Station overnight so I can help him “find my gift,” whatever that means. A little adventure is awfully tempting, even if it involves my hot ex-boss. It’s just a quick trip with a handsome Ashanthian dressed like Santa. What could go wrong?

Download or read book Santa s on His Way written by Lisa Jackson and published by Zebra. This book was released on 2019-09-24 with total page 418 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Open your heart to the holidays with these stories of unexpected love . . . A BABY FOR CHRISTMAS * Lisa Jackson The uneventful Christmas Annie McFarlane expected is suddenly anything but. First, there’s the adorable baby left on the snowy doorstep of her Oregon cabin. Second, there’s the extremely attractive, yet extremely angry man claiming to be the father. Liam O’Shaughnessy may be intimidating, but this is one precious gift Annie isn’t giving up so easily . . . WHAT THE COWBOY WANTS FOR CHRISTMAS * Maisey Yates When Meg O’Neill’s longtime boyfriend lets her down, again, on Christmas no less, she braves an Oregon blizzard to get to her best friend Noah’s comforting arms. But this time Noah’s not telling her what she wants to hear—he’s telling her the truth, from his heart . . . SNOWED IN * Stacy Finz Rachel Johnson has found the perfect spot for her second Tart Me Up bakery in Glory Junction, California. Except she’s in fierce competition with hunky bar owner Boden Farmer. Worse, while the icy rivals await the city’s decision, they end up catering the same Christmas Eve mountaintop wedding—and getting snowed in . . . A COWBOY WEDDING FOR CHRISTMAS * Nicole Helm Big city art teacher Lindsay Tyler isn’t just back home in Colorado for her brother’s wedding at the Barton Christmas Tree Farm and Ranch. She’s back for good. She just hasn’t told anyone yet—including Cal Barton, the ex-boyfriend she left behind . . .

Download or read book La Croche Lune written by David D'HALLEINE and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on with total page 392 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Santa s Destiny written by Tami Lund and published by Tami Lund. This book was released on 2021-12-01 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Des (don’t call her Destiny—she hates that name) is an elf with a problem. A jolly, red-suit wearing, gift-bearing, reindeer-loving problem. Turns out, someone has stolen Santa Claus’s magic. And it’s three days before Christmas. What’s an elf to do? Help him out, of course. That’s her specialty, after all. Except that creates a whole new problem: Des has to work closely with the Man in Red while keeping her presents under wraps, because there is definitely one thing she will not do. Ride in Santa’s sleigh tonight.

Download or read book A Baby in His Stocking written by Laura Marie Altom and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2011-11-29 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wyatt Buckhorn is only a pal. If sharing scorching kisses that leave a woman feeble-brained means they're pals But that's all the oilman-slash-rancher can be to Natalie Lewis. Five months pregnant and recently jilted, Natalie refuses to trust any man, least of all a man who is the definition of playboy. Throw in that every run-in turns into a fiery encounter, and "just friends" gets complicated. Which is a shame, because Natalie's life is messy enough. Besides, she knows Wyatt's secret--he's sterile, and so enforces a strict kid-free rule. But when circumstances have them caring for a whole clan of Buckhorn youngsters over the holidays, Natalie sees a side of Wyatt that's definitely kid-friendly. Weakening defenses, and even weaker knees, have Natalie determined to destroy Wyatt's anti-family policy...before he leaves town for good.

Download or read book Honk If You Hate Me written by Deborah Halverson and published by Delacorte Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2009-04-02 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone in Muessa Junction hates Monalisa Kent. After all, she was the thickwit who blowtorched the futon factory—the town's heart, soul, and bread and butter. So what if she was just six at the time? Junctioners don't forgive and forget. And now it's the 10th anniversary of the blaze that fried Mona's supposed life. In the past 10 years, her bitter town resurrected itself through the divine intervention of the fast food industry. But there is no absolution for Mona—they still hate the sorry sight of her. And Mona doesn't like them either. At 16 she's dyed her hair blue, found her place at the local tattoo parlor, and taken to memorizing bumper sticker sayings instead of dealing with people. But disappearing is never that easy, especially with blue hair. And in her efforts to retreat, Mona has forgotten the oldest bumper sticker in the book: "No matter how deep you bury the past, it always climbs out to bite you in the butt."

Download or read book The Juvenile Recitation Book written by Alphabell Daily and published by . This book was released on 1928 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Santa Olivia written by Jacqueline Carey and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2009-05-29 with total page 263 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lushly written with rich and vivid characters, Santa Olivia is Jacqueline Carey's take on comic book superheroes and the classic werewolf myth. Loup Garron was born and raised in Santa Olivia, an isolated, disenfranchised town next to a US military base inside a DMZ buffer zone between Texas and Mexico. A fugitive "Wolf-Man" who had a love affair with a local woman, Loup's father was one of a group of men genetically-manipulated and used by the US government as a weapon. The "Wolf-Men" were engineered to have superhuman strength, speed, sensory capability, stamina, and a total lack of fear, and Loup, named for and sharing her father's wolf-like qualities, is marked as an outsider. After her mother dies, Loup goes to live among the misfit orphans at the parish church, where they seethe from the injustices visited upon the locals by the soldiers. Eventually, the orphans find an outlet for their frustrations: They form a vigilante group to support Loup Garron who, costumed as their patron saint, Santa Olivia, uses her special abilities to avenge the town. Aware that she could lose her freedom, and possibly her life, Loup is determined to fight to redress the wrongs her community has suffered. And like the reincarnation of their patron saint, she will bring hope to all of Santa Olivia.

Download or read book Goth Music written by Isabella van Elferen and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2015-12-07 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is "goth music" a genre, and if so, how does it relate to the goth subculture? The music played at goth club nights and festivals encompasses a broad range of musical substyles, from gloomy Batcave reverberations to neo-medieval bagpipe drones and from the lush vocals of goth metal to the harsh distortion of goth industrial. Goth Music: From Sound to Subculture argues that within this variegated musical landscape a number of key consistencies exist. Not only do all these goth substyles share a number of musical and textual characteristics, but more importantly these aspects of the music are constitutive of goth social reality. Drawing on their own experiences in the European and American goth scenes, the authors explore the ways in which the sounds of goth inform the scene’s listening practices, its fantasies of other worlds, and its re-enchantment of their own world. Goth music, this book asserts, engenders a musical timespace of its own, a musical chronotope that is driven by nostalgic yearning. Goth Music: From Sound to Subculture reorients goth subcultural studies onto music: goth music must be recognized not only as simultaneously diverse and consistent, but also as the glue that holds together goth scenes from all over the world. It all starts with the music.

Download or read book The Secret Santa written by Carolyn Keene and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-06-19 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Someone is playing a Ho! Ho! Ho-rrible trick on Nancy Drew! Christmas is coming, and Nancy's third grade class is having a Secret Santa exchange. That means cards, candy, and a special gift for everyone. Everyone except Nancy Drew! Is it a mistake? Is somebody just being silly or mean? Or is someone hiding something and afraid to tell the truth? One thing's for sure. Nancy's presents are gone, and all she has to unwrap is one big mystery!