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Download or read book I Don t Have a Resting Bitch Face I M a Mom I Just Have a Bitch Face There Is No Resting Going on Here written by Hlk Book Publishers and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-26 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This blank lined jouranl is great gift idea for Mom on Christmas, Birthdays, and Mothers Day. 6"X9" 100 page blank lined journal.

Download or read book Faces Adult Coloring Book written by Face Coloring Books and published by . This book was released on 2017-08-04 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Amazing Faces Adult Coloring Book Vol 3. This stunning faces Coloring Book for men, women and youths is great for the portrait coloring lover or someone who just likes to relax coloring interesting pictures. Each large face picture is printed on its own 8.5 x 11 inch page. Simply scroll up and click the BUY button to get your copy of this beautiful Faces Adult Coloring Book. It will be one of the best decisions you make this year.

Download or read book Faces Adult Coloring Book written by Faces Coloring Books and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-06-10 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Amazing Faces Adult Coloring Book. This stunning faces Coloring Book for men, women and youths is great for the portrait coloring lover or someone who just likes to relax coloring interesting pictures. Each large face picture is printed on its own 8.5 x 11 inch page. Simply scroll up and click the BUY button to get your copy of this beautiful Faces Adult Coloring Book. It will be one of the best decisions you make this year.

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Download or read book Faces Adult Coloring Book written by Faces Coloring Books and published by . This book was released on 2017-12-17 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Faces Adult Coloring Book. This stunning faces Coloring Book for men, women and youths is great for the portrait coloring lover or someone who just likes to relax coloring interesting pictures. Each large face picture is printed on its own 8.5 x 11 inch page. Simply scroll up and click the BUY button to get your copy of this beautiful Faces Adult Coloring Book. It will be one of the best decisions you make this year.

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Download or read book The Girl with the Sanpaku Eyes Volume 1 written by Shunsuke Sorato and published by DENPA, LLC. This book was released on 2020-08-11 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Amane Mizuno is struggling with her social life. To her friends and family, she's a shy, diligent girl. But to her classmates, her face screams intense, mean and maybe stand-offish. So when Amane falls for her classmate Katou her whole world seems to get flustered and agitated.

Download or read book Relaxing Adult Coloring Book written by S P F Fayson and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2024-04-22 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stress Relief Coloring Book! stunning coloring providing an escape from the hustle and bustle of everyday life.This book includes the following: RELAXING TIME: Coloring is a healthy way to relieve stress, calm the brain and help your body relax LARGE IMAGE: 8.5 x 11 inches page SINGLE-SIDED PAGES: Each image is placed on its own page to avoid bleed-through PERFECT GIFT: This book is ideal to be given as an Easter, Mother's Day, Thanksgiving, or Christmas gift to yourself, friends, and family So grab your coloring tools and dive into the Stress Relief Coloring Book!

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Download or read book I Know This Much Is True written by Wally Lamb and published by Cambridge University Press. This book was released on 1998-06-03 with total page 884 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With his stunning debut novel, She's Come Undone, Wally Lamb won the adulation of critics and readers with his mesmerizing tale of one woman's painful yet triumphant journey of self-discovery. Now, this brilliantly talented writer returns with I Know This Much Is True, a heartbreaking and poignant multigenerational saga of the reproductive bonds of destruction and the powerful force of forgiveness. A masterpiece that breathtakingly tells a story of alienation and connection, power and abuse, devastation and renewal--this novel is a contemporary retelling of an ancient Hindu myth. A proud king must confront his demons to achieve salvation. Change yourself, the myth instructs, and you will inhabit a renovated world. When you're the same brother of a schizophrenic identical twin, the tricky thing about saving yourself is the blood it leaves on your bands--the little inconvenience of the look-alike corpse at your feet. And if you're into both survival of the fittest and being your brother's keeper--if you've promised your dying mother--then say so long to sleep and hello to the middle of the night. Grab a book or a beer. Get used to Letterman's gap-toothed smile of the absurd, or the view of the bedroom ceiling, or the influence of random selection. Take it from a godless insomniac. Take it from the uncrazy twin--the guy who beat the biochemical rap. Dominick Birdsey's entire life has been compromised and constricted by anger and fear, by the paranoid schizophrenic twin brother he both deeply loves and resents, and by the past they shared with their adoptive father, Ray, a spit-and-polish ex-Navy man (the five-foot-six-inch sleeping giant who snoozed upstairs weekdays in the spare room and built submarines at night), and their long-suffering mother, Concettina, a timid woman with a harelip that made her shy and self-conscious: She holds a loose fist to her face to cover her defective mouth--her perpetual apology to the world for a birth defect over which she'd had no control. Born in the waning moments of 1949 and the opening minutes of 1950, the twins are physical mirror images who grow into separate yet connected entities: the seemingly strong and protective yet fearful Dominick, his mother's watchful "monkey"; and the seemingly weak and sweet yet noble Thomas, his mother's gentle "bunny." From childhood, Dominick fights for both separation and wholeness--and ultimately self-protection--in a house of fear dominated by Ray, a bully who abuses his power over these stepsons whose biological father is a mystery. I was still afraid of his anger but saw how he punished weakness--pounced on it. Out of self-preservation I hid my fear, Dominick confesses. As for Thomas, he just never knew how to play defense. He just didn't get it. But Dominick's talent for survival comes at an enormous cost, including the breakup of his marriage to the warm, beautiful Dessa, whom he still loves. And it will be put to the ultimate test when Thomas, a Bible-spouting zealot, commits an unthinkable act that threatens the tenuous balance of both his and Dominick's lives. To save himself, Dominick must confront not only the pain of his past but the dark secrets he has locked deep within himself, and the sins of his ancestors--a quest that will lead him beyond the confines of his blue-collar New England town to the volcanic foothills of Sicily 's Mount Etna, where his ambitious and vengefully proud grandfather and a namesake Domenico Tempesta, the sostegno del famiglia, was born. Each of the stories Ma told us about Papa reinforced the message that he was the boss, that he ruled the roost, that what he said went. Searching for answers, Dominick turns to the whispers of the dead, to the pages of his grandfather's handwritten memoir, The History of Domenico Onofrio Tempesta, a Great Man from Humble Beginnings. Rendered with touches of magic realism, Domenico's fablelike tale--in which monkeys enchant and religious statues weep--becomes the old man's confession--an unwitting legacy of contrition that reveals the truth's of Domenico's life, Dominick learns that power, wrongly used, defeats the oppressor as well as the oppressed, and now, picking through the humble shards of his deconstructed life, he will search for the courage and love to forgive, to expiate his and his ancestors' transgressions, and finally to rebuild himself beyond the haunted shadow of his twin. Set against the vivid panoply of twentieth-century America and filled with richly drawn, memorable characters, this deeply moving and thoroughly satisfying novel brings to light humanity's deepest needs and fears, our aloneness, our desire for love and acceptance, our struggle to survive at all costs. 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