Download or read book Release Your Inner Old Fart written by Mark Leigh and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2012-08-24 with total page 141 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilariously cynical and gloom-laden, this book contains diatribes, rants, anecdotes and advice for Old Farts everywhere.

Download or read book Old Farts Club written by Jh Notebooks and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-06-10 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: OLD FARTS CLUB We all live with them....decrepid, surly, wrinkled...tin need of either plastic surgery or euthenasia?...but we love 'em. Lined pages - room for their inner cumudgeoning. Dead skin wipes off easily. Great funny gift for those approaching their 30s....or 40s or 50s or 60s...you get the picture.

Download or read book Discovering Your Inner Clown written by L. B. Wilshere-Cumming and published by L.B Wilshere-Cumming Prods. This book was released on 2008 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fantastic, innovative, hilarious new book featuring a contribution from legendary entertainer, comedian Jerry Lewis! Finally, there is a practical, inexpensive, enjoyable solution to healing your chronic pain without using all those annoying potions and lotions! Weep no more and get ready to take your punch line pills. This extraordinary book shows you how your 'funny bones' eliminate the pain in all your other bones! It covers a broad range of pain-relieving topics such as: improving your sex life; bettering your partnerships; raising happy kids; enhancing your self-esteem; controlling your anger; winning at work, and much more -- in an easy-going, highly readable, amusing way. The author is a comedian/psychotherapist who is a survivor of numerous life-threatening illnesses (i.e., tumours, meningitis, spinal and neck injuries) and she is a vigorous campaigner for progressive chronic pain research and treatment. She puts her pain management thoughts across with switched on jeu d'esprit and swinging, relaxed fun. The book makes managing your chronic pain a blast and even the legendary comedian/entertainer Jerry Lewis agrees! He liked the idea so much that he contributed! So yes, it is true: `Discovering Your Inner Clown,' can help you to cope more effectively with chronic pain! This small book with a big font will make you smile your way to becoming a stronger, healthier, happier person: guaranteed.

Download or read book The Old Fart written by John Halvorsen and published by Vantage Press. This book was released on 2000-06-01 with total page 125 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Supreme War Blade written by Da MoGuYang and published by Funstory. This book was released on 2020-05-28 with total page 617 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He was the king of the mercenary world, but he had fallen into a huge conspiracy ...

Download or read book Inner Space Book Two the Reluctant Nemesis written by Merlin Fraser and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2010-06-27 with total page 294 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Book Two of Merlin Fraser's Inner Space trilogy of paranormal murder mysteries involving Detective Inspector Nick Burton.

Download or read book You Know You re an Old Fart When written by Dusty Rumsey and published by CCC Publishing. This book was released on 1993-06-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book The Old Fart s Guide to Survival written by Dawn Cawley and published by Splendid Publications Limited. This book was released on 2016-10-03 with total page 55 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You might be getting on a bit but that doesn't mean life can't still be fun! Dawn Cawley, a paid-up member of The Old Fart's Club certainly isn't ready to be put out to pasture just yet and shares her tips and observations on life in the slow lane. From dealing with modern technology and grandkids to old friendships and going deaf, this quirky and humorous take on later life is a must-have survival guide for all the Old Farts who aim to grow old(er) disgracefully!

Download or read book Discover Your Soul Template written by Marcus T. Anthony and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-02-22 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How to create the life you want in alignment with your soul’s purpose • Reveal your soul aptitudes, limiting behaviors, and past-life karmic issues • Discover 14 easy-to-use spiritual tools to strengthen your intuition to profound levels and develop an inner source of guidance and wisdom for any situation • Learn why the Law of Attraction doesn’t work for most people and how to make it work for you Like an enlightened spiritual teacher, you, too, can tap in to the infinite wisdom of the cosmos to create a life of deep meaning and purpose. The key is integrated intelligence--your innate capacity, often experienced as “intuition,” to instantly draw upon knowledge beyond the confines of the five senses, from past, present, and future. Integrated intelligence enables not only a connection to the wisdom of the universe but also access to your soul template, revealing your self-limiting behaviors, karmic issues from past lives, and soul aptitudes--the abilities at which you excel. With knowledge of your soul template, you can successfully create the life you were meant to live in alignment with your soul’s purpose. Providing 14 easy-to-use spiritual tools to activate your integrated intelligence, Marcus Anthony shows you how to tap in to the wisdom of your soul template, distinguish the voice of ego from the voice of your inner sage, and strengthen your intuition to profound levels, thereby developing a trusted inner source of guidance. Explaining how the mind is not a shallow pond but an ocean of competing voices and energies, he reveals why the Law of Attraction doesn’t work for most people: any vision you attempt to manifest must be aligned with your soul template or the competing voices will act against it. Revealing how to bring the mind into presence to get “the secret” to work for you, Anthony shows how to use integrated intelligence to identify and live your true calling and create the life you want while fulfilling the deeper needs of your spirit.

Download or read book Pangu Descendant Warrior written by Xie ZhiShangAiZhiHen and published by Funstory. This book was released on 2020-05-20 with total page 871 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q city's summer was not as hot as other cities. As a seaside city, it had the characteristics that a seaside city should have. Although the weather was hot, the sea breeze still gave people a chill, except for those hot-blooded teenagers in high school ... The third high school is a comprehensive strong school in the city of Q, not the comprehensive teaching, but the comprehensive students. There were all kinds of students here, be they poor or rich, good or bad, all of them would appear in this school. Some of the students' parents had countless amounts of money, while some of the parents were just ordinary workers. Some students were generous, kind and empathetic, while others were ruthless and sinister. The reason for this is that No. 3 High School is a special school. In high school, the teaching level and promotion rate of No. 3 High School are in the whole world.

Download or read book You Know You re an Old Fart When written by Bridget Higgins and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-08-31 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This adult novelty book is a humorous birthday gag-gift about aging for people celebrating their 50th birthday or 60th birthday!We want you to be happy with your purchase so please log in to your Amazon account to access full-view of the sample pages on the "Look Inside' tool before purchasing. All novelty books printed on a non-glossy industry standard white paper stock. Visit Bridget's Amazon page to view more adult novelty books:www.amazon.com/author/bridgethiggins

Download or read book The Zen of Farting written by Reepah Gud Wan and published by Frog Books. This book was released on 2003-09-11 with total page 105 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In 1993, a Taiwanese fisherman opened a chest that had been in his family for centuries. Inside, he found a manuscript which may be as significant as the Dead Sea scrolls—a manuscript which will revolutionize our thinking about the origins of Zen. Written on a rice paper scroll, the manuscript records the teachings of the founder of Zen, the Master Reepah Gud Wan. It makes it quite clear that Reepah, a legitimate teacher of Buddhism, was frustrated by the inability of his students to grasp the abstract concepts of the Buddha. In desperation, he decided to play a joke on them. He invented the Zen of Farting, confident that even the densest pupil would realize that he was making a joke and laugh at his excessive seriousness—not to mention his farts. The joke went over like a stale air biscuit. Soon, the Master had thousands of students eager to learn this brave new spiritual teaching, the Zen of Farting. Thus was Zen born, not of heaven, but of the 'ethereal child of earth.'

Download or read book Fart for Freedom written by C.S. Davies and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2010-12-15 with total page 377 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two demented psychotic groups are engaged in a battle for moral, if not hygienic superiority. Fart For Freedom, with their freedom farters like the Silent But Deadly assassins and Curry Men explosive experts, are steadfastly led by their leaders; the Inner Rectum. Their sole purpose in life is to make the world a place where anyone can fart anytime and anywhere, without fear of retribution. Opposing them is STOP; the Society To Oppress Perverts- a group that brings a whole new meaning to the term anal retentiveness. Their puritanical view of the world sets them against the freedom farters at every turn. In the STOP world; clean equals serene. Unwillingly thrown into this turbulent situation is Algenon Plugg; a mild-mannered man with a traumatic past. After memories of his childhood catch up with him at a most inopportune time, he is hurled into a maelstrom that threatens death and destruction for anyone who crosses his path. If Fart For Freedom is to survive, they must eliminate the opposition before they themselves are eliminated.

Download or read book The Uninvited written by Tim Wynne-Jones and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2010-03-16 with total page 219 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who IS the uninvited? This twisty page-turner from a master of suspense plumbs the unsettling goings-on at a picture-perfect woodland cottage. Mimi Shapiro had a disturbing freshman year at NYU, thanks to a foolish affair with a professor who still haunts her caller ID. So when her artist father, Marc, offers the use of his remote Canadian cottage, she’s glad to hop in her Mini Cooper and drive up north. The house is fairy-tale quaint, and the key is hidden right where her dad said it would be, so she’s shocked to fi nd someone already living there -- Jay, a young musician, who is equally startled to meet Mimi and immediately accuses her of leaving strange and threatening tokens inside: a dead bird, a snakeskin, a cricket sound track embedded in his latest composition. But Mimi has just arrived, so who is responsible? And more alarmingly, what does the intruder want? Part gripping thriller, part family drama, this fast-paced novel plays out in alternating viewpoints, in a pastoral setting that is evocative and eerie -- a mysterious character in its own right.

Download or read book The Five Secrets from Oz written by Steve Garrison and published by Steve Garrison. This book was released on 2009-10-08 with total page 293 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of the greatest books ever written about life transformation and finding your inner light. This book is pure empowerment, packaged in a way that has never been done before.

Download or read book The Old Fart Book written by Bruce Cochran and published by . This book was released on 1994-12-01 with total page 10 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book The King of Plagues written by Jonathan Maberry and published by St. Martin's Griffin. This book was released on 2011-03-29 with total page 449 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Saturday 09:11 Hours: A blast rocks a London hospital and thousands are dead or injured... 10:09 Hours: Joe Ledger arrives on scene to investigate. The horror is unlike anything he has ever seen. Compelled by grief and rage, Joe rejoins the DMS and within hours is attacked by a hit-team of assassins and sent on a suicide mission into a viral hot zone during an Ebola outbreak. Soon Joe Ledger and the Department of Military Sciences begin tearing down the veils of deception to uncover a vast and powerful secret society using weaponized versions of the Ten Plagues of Egypt to destabilize world economies and profit from the resulting chaos. Millions will die unless Joe Ledger meets the this powerful new enemy on their own terms as he fights terror with terror.