Download or read book Ready for Laughs written by David Lewman and published by Simon Spotlight/Nickelodeon. This book was released on 2004-01-06 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get the anchors out of your pants, everyone, and laugh out loud with the world's most popular sponge in this collection of three funny favorites -- Joke Book, Trivia Book, and SpongeBob JokePants! With hundreds of jokes in one absorbing volume, readers will never run out of laughs. So turn the page and dive right in!
Download or read book The Serious Goose written by Jimmy Kimmel and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2019-12-03 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet a very Serious Goose in late-night host Jimmy Kimmel's first fun and funny picture book! There is nothing silly about this goose. You CANNOT make her laugh, so DON'T EVEN TRY! Written, illustrated, and lettered by Jimmy Kimmel, this picture book challenges young readers to bring the silly out of a very Serious Goose. Inspired by Jimmy's nickname for his kids, The Serious Goose reminds us to be silly in a serious way. Put your little comedians in front of a mylar mirror and challenge them to make this no-nonsense goose smile. This delightful read-aloud is guaranteed to create gaggles of giggles time and time again! Kimmel’s proceeds from sales of THE SERIOUS GOOSE will be donated to Children’s Hospital Los Angeles (CHLA) and children’s hospitals around the country.
Download or read book She Laughs written by Carolanne Miljavac and published by Barbour Publishing. This book was released on 2020-01-01 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: SHE LAUGHS! In the face of. . .Poverty. Grief. Brokenness. Disaster. Hopeless Situations. Life’s Struggles. And you can too! Join CA Miljavac on a journey of joy. She believes with all her heart that laughter is a gift, providing a sliver of distraction from whatever struggle you might be facing. . .relief when you need rescuing. . .hope in the midst of hardship. Though her life has been dotted with disaster, it’s through laughter that she found the strength and courage to persevere. . .joy for the journey. And she’ll help you discover all the ways laughter can carry you through your very own painful situations. In ten laugh-till-you-cry chapters, Miljavac shares how laughter has been an essential and valuable part of her own healing, plus hilarious true stories will help you get started on the path to a life of peace and joy.
Download or read book The Wonky Donkey written by Craig Smith and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2010 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids will love this cumulative and hysterical read-aloud that features a free downloadable song "I was walking down the road and I saw... a donkey, Hee Haw And he only had three legs He was a wonky donkey." Children will be in fits of laughter with this perfect read-aloud tale of an endearing donkey. By the book's final page, readers end up with a spunky hanky-panky cranky stinky-dinky lanky honky-tonky winky wonky donkey Download the free song at www.scholastic.com/wonkydonkey.
Download or read book Crying Laughing written by Lance Rubin and published by Ember. This book was released on 2021-08-03 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A tragicomic story of bad dates, bad news, bad performances, and one girl's determination to find the funny in high school from the author of Denton Little's Deathdate. Winnie Friedman has been waiting for the world to catch on to what she already knows: she's hilarious. It might be a long wait, though. After bombing a stand-up set at her own bat mitzvah, Winnie has kept her jokes to herself. Well, to herself and her dad, a former comedian and her inspiration. Then, on the second day of tenth grade, the funniest guy in school actually laughs at a comment she makes in the lunch line and asks her to join the improv troupe. Maybe he's even . . . flirting? Just when Winnie's ready to say yes to comedy again, her father reveals that he's been diagnosed with ALS. That is . . . not funny. Her dad's still making jokes, though, which feels like a good thing. And Winnie's prepared to be his straight man if that's what he wants. But is it what he needs? Caught up in a spiral of epically bad dates, bad news, and bad performances, Winnie's struggling to see the humor in it all. But finding a way to laugh is exactly what will see her through. **A Junior Library Guild Selection**
Download or read book First Laugh Welcome Baby written by Rose Ann Tahe and published by Charlesbridge Publishing. This book was released on 2018-08-14 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Navajo families, the first person to make a new baby laugh hosts the child's First Laugh Ceremony. Who will earn the honor in this story? The First Laugh Ceremony is a celebration held to welcome a new member of the community. As everyone--from Baby's nima (mom) to nadi (big sister) to cheii (grandfather)--tries to elicit the joyous sound from Baby, readers are introduced to details about Navajo life and the Navajo names for family members. Back matter includes information about other cultural ceremonies that welcome new babies and children, including man yue celebration (China), sanskaras (Hindu) and aquiqa (Muslim).
Download or read book I Funny written by James Patterson and published by jimmy patterson. This book was released on 2012-12-10 with total page 271 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 bestselling author James Patterson doles out the laughs in the first book in the hit series! Middle-schooler Jamie Grimm faces bullies and self-doubt as he chases his dream of becoming the world’s greatest comedian Jamie Grimm is a middle schooler on a mission: he wants to become the world's greatest standup comedian--even if he doesn't have a lot to laugh about these days. He's new in town and stuck living with his aunt, uncle, and their evil son Stevie, a bully who doesn't let Jamie's wheelchair stop him from messing with Jamie as much as possible. But Jamie doesn't let his situation get him down. When his Uncle Frankie mentions a contest called The Planet's Funniest Kid Comic, Jamie knows he has to enter. But are the judges only rewarding him out of pity because of his wheelchair, like Stevie suggests? Will Jamie ever share the secret of his troubled past instead of hiding behind his comedy act? Prepare to laugh and cheer along with Jamie in this highly-illustrated, heartfelt middle school story.
Download or read book Laugh Out Loud Baby written by Tony Johnston and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-09-25 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Caldecott Medalist Stephen Gammell and beloved writer Tony Johnston, this joyous picture book with audio celebrates the sound of a baby’s laughter. The family gathers round to hear the sweet sound of the new baby’s sweet laugh! But just because everyone has gathered doesn’t mean the baby’s ready. When the moment finally comes, the sound makes everyone else laugh too—aunts, uncles, cousins, and even great-grandma. It seems no one can resist the sound of baby’s laugh. And who would want to? With simple, endearing text, audio, and Stephen Gammell’s unmistakable art, this tribute to the joy a young child’s laughter will quickly become a family favorite.
Download or read book If You Want to Make God Laugh written by Bianca Marais and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-07-07 with total page 450 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A rich, unforgettable story of three unique women in post-Apartheid South Africa who are brought together in their darkest time and discover the ways that love can transcend the strictest of boundaries. In a squatter camp on the outskirts of Johannesburg, seventeen-year-old Zodwa lives in desperate poverty, under the shadowy threat of a civil war and a growing AIDS epidemic. Eight months pregnant, Zodwa carefully guards secrets that jeopardize her life. Across the country, wealthy socialite Ruth appears to have everything her heart desires, but it's what she can't have that leads to her breakdown. Meanwhile, in Zaire, a disgraced former nun, Delilah, grapples with a past that refuses to stay buried. When these personal crises send both middle-aged women back to their rural hometown to heal, the discovery of an abandoned newborn baby upends everything, challenging their lifelong beliefs about race, motherhood, and the power of the past. As the mystery surrounding the infant grows, the complicated lives of Zodwa, Ruth, and Delilah become inextricably linked. What follows is a mesmerizing look at family and identity that asks: How far will the human heart go to protect itself and the ones it loves?
Download or read book Ready for Laughs written by David Lewman and published by Simon Spolight/Nickelodeon. This book was released on 2005-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Three bestselling paperbacks are collected in this one volume. Includes "Joke Book, Trivia Book," and "SpongeBob JokePants!" along with a one-of-a-kind tattoo. Illustrations. Consumable.
Download or read book Ready for Laughs written by Style Guide Staff and published by Turtleback. This book was released on 2004-01-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Three bestselling paperbacks are collected in this one volume. Includes "Joke Book, Trivia Book," and "SpongeBob JokePants!" along with a one-of-a-kind tattoo. Illustrations. Consumable.
Download or read book Ready Set Read and Laugh written by and published by Doubleday Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 1995 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There's nothing like humor to get children reading as well as laughing. What better way could there be to introduce them to the joys of reading than a superb treasury of humorous works by beloved children's book authors and illustrators? Created especially for beginning readers, "Ready...Set...Read--and Laugh! is a rich compilation of comic stories, hilarious poems, outlandish jokes, and clever word games. It includes renowned works that feature some of the best-loved and funniest characters in children's literature. In keeping with the needs of its audience, this book features simple vocabulary, easy-to-read large type, and bright colorful illustrations.
Download or read book I Even Funnier written by James Patterson and published by jimmy patterson. This book was released on 2013-12-09 with total page 281 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In James Patterson's follow-up to I Funny, middle schooler Jamie Grimm is ready for the national comedy semi-finals. . . but when his family and friends need his help, will he have to put his dreams on hold? In this follow up to the #1 New York Times bestseller I Funny, middle schooler Jamie Grimm has big dreams of being the best stand-up comic in the world-and he won't let the fact that he's wheelchair-bound stand in his way. After winning the New York state finals in the Planet's Funniest Kid Comic Contest, Jamie's off to Boston to compete in the national semi-finals. But when one of his best buddies runs into trouble at school and a sudden family health scare rears its head, Jamie has to put his comedic ambitions on hold and stand by the people he cares about. Can Jamie pass up the big competition for the sake of his friends and family?
Download or read book Laugh n Ride written by David Lewman and published by . This book was released on 2011 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's time for the Annual Jellyfishing Convention and SpongeBob and Patrick are ready to go!But first they have to pack, get through a long bus ride, and wait in line to get into the convention. Boring! Luckily SpongeBob has a plan so they don't waste a second being bored: tell jokes! SpongeBob fans are in for a treat with this collection of travel-themed jokes that kept two Bikini Bottom friends in stitches all the way to the convention-and back!
Download or read book Laugh Out Loud Jokes to Tell Your Friends written by Michael Dahl and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2018 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What happened when the owl lost his voice? He didn't give a hoot! LOL! ROFL! There's nothing more fun than telling laugh-out-loud jokes to your friends and family! Joke-telling can bring a smile to anyone's face and can provide hours of entertainment. Get ready to share these hilarious tear-jerking laugh-out-loud jokes with your friends!
Download or read book Ready to Laugh written by D. C NOCH and published by . This book was released on 2018-01-21 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It is unending laughter in your home with "Ready to Laugh". This book contains lots of clean "Question and Answer" Jokes, "Knock Knock" jokes, and more; and will surely have your kids and even adults rolling on the floor with laughter.
Download or read book Laughs Applause Me written by S Scott Jr and published by S Scott Jr. This book was released on 2023-10-30 with total page 63 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I have always been the kid in class who listened to who cracked jokes from the back row. While other students dreaded giving speeches, I eagerly volunteered, using the opportunity to test out my new voice with what I had written. I lived for that rush of adrenaline when a well-timed point hit and the room erupted in aww. For me, speaking in front of a crowd isn’t just about being heard - it’s a passion that runs deep. That’s why I recently started writing jokes and comedy sketches in my free time, carefully crafting monologues and witty dialogue. I’d perform scenes and routines for family and friends, heart racing as I worked to elicit the sweet, sweet sound of real laughter from my audience. Their reactions validated that desire burning inside me – I needed to write comedy as more than just a hobby. Over the years, I have refined my comedic voice through trial and error, failure and small wins. I’ve treasured each lesson learned about timing, delivery, and connecting with crowds. My notebook overfloweth with countless rejected jokes and unfinished sketches on every topic imaginable. But the gems that emerge and earn genuine, gut-busting laughs? Those make every crumpled up page worth it. I wrote this book to share my unique comedic perspective honed from years of study and practice. These hand picked selections of jokes, monologues, and sketches represent the best of my work - the content I know can generate real laughs because I’ve tested it myself on willing crowds. Consider this book a glimpse inside my brain, which swirls constantly with attempts to find humor in this crazy world we live in. It’s the guide I wished I had when I first ventured into comedy with nothing but a desire to bring levity into people’s lives. My hope is that these jokes not only make you laugh, but inspire you to look at the world through a more humorous lens. Now turn the page and get ready to laugh until it hurts!
