Download or read book Punning for Your Life written by Theodore A. Brett and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2002-10-22 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Punning for your Life: An Infectious Collection of Pun-demonium comprises over 100 short short stories all of which conclude in an outrageous pun, an outrageous play on words. Verbal gymnastics, twists, and turns are at play here as the author spans time and distance, history and geography, to present wonderfully clever linguistic gyrations certain to amuse and amaze. Ranging from China to the Bermuda Triangle to Europe even to outer space, Punning for your Life covers the globe. Historical figures from Marco Polo to the Rolling Stones appear here. Punning for your Life: An Infectious Collection of Pun-demonium is certain to entertain, enthrall, and amaze all who delve into its punderful wonders and experience the incredible sounds of the English language.
Download or read book Have a Little Pun written by Frida Clements and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2015-08-11 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Artist Frida Clements playfully combines colorfully detailed flora and fauna drawings with funny hand-lettered wordplay in this collection of beautifully illustrated puns. Honey, bee yourself! Gopher it. Don't be koi. Like puns? That's coo, says the pigeon. Hate puns? Birch, please. Bringing a giggle (and sometimes a groan) with each inspired page, this clever ebook makes a lovely and lighthearted gift for fans of witty humor and illustration. Having a bad hare day? Feeling a little antsy? What the hail, just dill with it, and for fox sake, have a little pun.
Download or read book It s a Punderful Life written by Gemma Correll and published by Dog n Bone. This book was released on 2014-02-13 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Puns often mistakenly get a bad rep, but if they’re good enough for Oscar Wilde and Shakespeare (whose work featured over 3000 puns), it’s good enough for us. Hot off the back of her incredibly popular Monday Punday online series, Gemma Correll has surveyed her army of punning fans to create this hilarious collection of her best illustrated puns, as well as lots of new ones. Over the following pages you will see grin-inducing puns such as Wonton Cruelty featuring sadistic dim sum, or rotten eggs hurling abuse at each other. The sweet tooth has brought you some flowers and the seal of approval is very pleased to meet you. With over 50 puns, this book will bring a smile to even the most miserable person’s face.
Download or read book The Pun Also Rises written by John Pollack and published by Avery. This book was released on 2012-04-03 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At once entertaining and educational, this engaging book is a funny, erudite, and provocative exploration of puns, the people who make them, and this derided wordplay's remarkable impact on human history.
Download or read book You are the Coolest written by Calee M. Lee and published by Xist Publishing +ORM. This book was released on 2020-01-28 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A puntastic book to help boost a child’s self-esteem, because every kid needs to hear, “I’m not kitten, I think you’re the best!” This collection of positive puns is sure to make any kid chuckle. From “Taco ’bout an awesome kid!” to “I be-leaf in you!” this book is filled will illustrated affirmations that provide a daily reminder that they are loved. You Are the Coolest makes a great gift for graduations, the first day of School, Valentine’s Day, birthdays and more. Brenda Ponnay’s fun illustrations bring the puns to life and are appropriate for pinning on a refrigerator, bulletin board, or flipping through on a regular basis.
Download or read book Life Is Short No Pun Intended written by Jennifer Arnold and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-05-26 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the beloved stars of TLC’s The Little Couple comes an uplifting and moving behind-the-scenes account of how the pair met, fell in love, and overcame huge obstacles to become successful professionals and parents. Jennifer Arnold and Bill Klein have inspired millions as stars of TLC’s hit show The Little Couple. Though they both have dwarfism, they have knocked down every obstacle they have encountered together with a positive, can-do attitude. The show has featured the lives of Jennifer (a respected neonatologist) and Bill (a successful entrepreneur) from their marriage in 2009, to the launch of their pet shop, to the adoption of their children, to Jen’s overcoming cancer. Now, for the first time Jen and Bill are letting readers into their private lives with behind-the-scenes, never-before-told stories about how they fell in love, what inspires them, and the passions that drive their success. They will open up about their struggles with cancer, infertility, adoption, and simply living life in a challenging world. Jen and Bill have a simple purpose in life: make the world a better place through encouragement and education. A must-have for fans of the show or anyone who has ever faced a difficult obstacle, Life Is Short (No Pun Intended) gives readers a glance at what inspires these positive people to approach life with such optimism and share their lives with the public every day.
Download or read book Punderdome written by Fred Firestone and published by Clarkson Potter. This book was released on 2016-06-21 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the daughter-father duo that created Brooklyn's beloved live pun competition, the "Punderful card game that] will replace Cards Against Humanity at your next party." (Mashable) One part game, one part conversation starter, you don't need to be a pun master to master Punderdome: the goal is to make bad jokes and have fun along the way. A player (the prompter for that round) draws two prompt cards from the deck, and then reads the prompts to the rest of the group, who have 90 seconds to create a single, groan-worthy pun that combines the two prompts. When time is up, pun makers share their puns with the prompter, who awards the prompt cards to the player whose pun he or she likes best. The winner then draws the next pair of prompt cards and the process repeats. Players win by obtaining 10 pairs of cards. - 200 double-sided cards (100 White and 100 Green) - 2 Mystery Envelopes with fill-in prize slips - 2 80-page pads for drafting puns - 1 instruction card and 1 pun example card - A stu-PUN-dous time for 3 or more players
Download or read book Once a Pun a Time written by Reena Calm and published by . This book was released on 2018-06-04 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of some of my favorite pun-liners, with illustrations by some of my most talented friends. Come along on this pointless journey of ridiculousness... speaking of journeys, comedy is my dream and I don't care where it takes me. Believe in your dreams! And please dream about me being successful.
Download or read book Two Thirds of A Pun written by Tim Moser and published by Tyree Irvin Moser, Jr.. This book was released on 2021-12-03 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The front cover says it all. Some puns make you smile. Some puns make you groan. And some puns make you hold your nose. It seemed only natural to me that the title of a book of puns should be a pun itself. For the uninitiated, the word "pun" has three letters. So each one is a third of the entire word, making two of the three - "P- U" - two thirds of the whole word. How punny is it that P-U is pronounced the same way as "Pee Yew," the expression used to indicate that something stinks? Which, of course, some puns do. That is why we love them. And how appropriate is it to have the stinker of stinkers saying that something stinks? All the puns in this book are original with me. Yes, I take the blame for them. Perhaps you have thought of some of them yourself. If so, you have my empathy. And also my congratulations because understanding a pun takes a certain degree of intelligence. I hope this book encourages you to keep on having PUN in your life. -Tim Moser
Download or read book Double Dealing III The Pun written by Chuck Closson and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2013-05-07 with total page 247 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Pun is Older than Punctuation The start and use of punctuation occurred around 1500 AD. Prior to this no commas, periods, quotation marks, etc., were used in writing. What one doesn’t have, one learns to do without. Books then were rare, no printing presses. Somewhere in those early years someone decided interpretative marks were needed to enhance writing. Yet puns were employed much earlier. In the New Testament, Matthew 16:18, Jesus is quoted as having said, "You are Peter, on this rock, I will build my Church". The word Peter in that ancient language translates as "rock. In effect a pun. Another early pun – the headless horseman wore an unusual necklace. A young St. Augustine prayed, "Lord, make me pure, but not yet". Someone punned him as being a "roaming Catholic". Puns are inferential; they twist together meanings and entwine connections to enhance incongruity. No ifs, ands, or butts. Just a few months ago the White House and Congress faced the Fiscal Cliff. After weeks of back and forth wrangling only a few hours remained before going over the cliff to higher taxes. Expressing her disfavor toward a do nothing Congress, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi said, punningly, "Congress, it's all about time, it's about time!"
Download or read book The New Pun Book written by Thomas A. Brown and published by . This book was released on 1908 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book A Dictionary of Shakespeare s Sexual Puns and Their Significance written by Frankie Rubinstein and published by Springer. This book was released on 1989-12-11 with total page 394 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: '...Rubinstein is far from innocent and comes to our aid with a lot of learning...and is quite right to urge that not to appreciate the sexiness of Shakespeare's language impoverishes our own understanding of him. For one thing, it was a strong element in his appeal to Elizabethans, who were much less woolly-mouthed and smooth-tongued than we are. For another, it has constituted a salty preservative for his work, among those who can appreciate it...an enlightening book.' A.L.Rowse, The Standard.
Download or read book I Puffin Love You Hilarious Animal Puns to Help You Share the Love written by HarperCollins and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2021-02-04 with total page 70 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What better way to say how you feel than with a collection of cute and paw-sitive af-fur-mations?
Download or read book The Pun written by and published by A New Leaf Media. This book was released on with total page 19 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Puns Are Fun and I Ain t Done written by Robert Hill and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2022-04-13 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Puns Are Fun And I Ain’t Done By: Robert Hill In the whole scheme of things, we’re only here for a short time. Find things that you enjoy doing. Don’t hate! How did we learn to hate? From our parents? When we move out, we start out own values. Do we hate when people make fun of us or take our things? Move away from that situation. What makes us worry? Money and acceptance. Money — buy a small house, pay it off early. You’ll never have another mortgage payment. Acceptance — do things that make you happy; don’t try to please everybody.
Download or read book SEXciting PUNography written by Harvey C Gordon and published by eBook Partnership. This book was released on 2017-04-09 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An Awesome Combination: Sex and the Art of Punning!SEXciting PUNography (the new second edition of Grime and PUNishment) contains over 380 of the best sex puns ever put into print, along with 30 cartoon illustrations and some proven techniques for working puns smoothly into everyday conversation. The book will go a long way toward promoting the highly creative art of punning by tapping into one of the greatest of all creative resources - male and female sexual desires and their thoughts and fantasies about sex. It will expose the punster to an appealing source of new material and hopefully will entice readers who have not discovered the fun of punning to practice and enjoy the art.
Download or read book One Thousand Temperence Anecdotes Jokes Riddles Puns and Smart Sayings written by John William Kirton and published by . This book was released on 1867 with total page 600 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
