Download or read book Pues a n quedaban otros 100 Chistes buenos para partirse la caja written by Berto Pedrosa and published by Berto Pedrosa. This book was released on with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: La policía ha encontrado un cuerpo carbonizado sin cerebro y el pene minúsculo. Por favor, envíame un mensaje de texto y dime que estás bien. ¿Cómo se congela a un cerdo? Quitándole el edredón. El amante perfecto es aquel que te despierta con una taza de café en una mano, una rosa en la otra y seis donuts. Se muere la suegra: —¿Qué quiere que hagamos con ella? ¿La incineramos, la embalsamamos o la enterramos? —Las tres cosas. No corramos riesgos. Una madre está leyendo en la cocina mientras su marido prepara la comida. Escucha jugar a su hijo en el salón con su tren eléctrico nuevo. Escucha que el tren se detiene y su hijo dice: —¡A todos los hijos de puta que quieran bajarse, háganlo ahora porque ésta es la úlltima parada! ¡Y a todos los hijos de puta que tengan billete de vuelta y se quieran montar, metan sus putos culos dentro del tren ahora mismo porque vamos a partir ya! La madre entra en el salón y le dice a su hijo: —Nosotros no usamos esa clase de vocabulario en esta casa. Ahora ve a tu cuarto y te quedas allí durante dos horas. Cuando salgas, podrás volver a jugar con tu tren, siempre que uses un vocabulario agradable y decente. Dos horas más tarde, el niño sale de su cuarto y comienza a jugar de nuevo con su tren. Pronto el tren se detiene y la madre escucha a su hijo decir: —Todos los pasajeros que vayan a bajar del tren, por favor, recuerden llevarse todos sus objetos personales consigo. Les agradecemos haber viajado con nosotros hoy y esperamos que el viaje haya sido de su agrado. Esperamos que viajen de nuevo con nosotros la próxima vez. Luego, el niño prosigue: —Para aquellos que estén embarcando, les pedimos que coloquen todas sus cosas debajo de sus asientos. Recuerden que está prohibido fumar dentro del tren. Esperamos que tengan un viaje relajado y placentero. Entonces, el niño agrega: —Ah, y para aquellos que estén cabreados por la demora de dos horas, pueden poner las reclamaciones a la hija de puta esa que está en la cocina. Y así hasta 100 :)
Download or read book A Genealogy of Queer Theory written by William Benjamin Turner and published by Temple University Press. This book was released on 2000 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who are queers, and what do they want? Could it be that we are all queers? Beginning with such questions, this book traces the roots of queer theory, examining the growing awareness that few people precisely fit standard categories for sexual and gender identities.
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Download or read book Queer Methods and Methodologies written by Catherine J. Nash and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2016-04-15 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Queer Methods and Methodologies provides the first systematic consideration of the implications of a queer perspective in the pursuit of social scientific research. This volume grapples with key contemporary questions regarding the methodological implications for social science research undertaken from diverse queer perspectives, and explores the limitations and potentials of queer engagements with social science research techniques and methodologies. With contributors based in the UK, USA, Canada, Sweden, New Zealand and Australia, this truly international volume will appeal to anyone pursuing research at the intersections between social scientific research and queer perspectives, as well as those engaging with methodological considerations in social science research more broadly.
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