Download or read book Prankenstein Vs Yankenstein written by Andy Seed and published by . This book was released on 2015-03-16 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Soapy Thompson's American cousin Topazz comes to stay, he wakes up one morning handcuffed to a toilet seat. He has been pranked. Blaming his cousin, Soapy decides there is only one thing for it to bring back his alter ego prank playing monster, Prankenstein! But there is another beast out there and war is unleashed across the country. Can Soapy's best friends, the Twince save him?
Download or read book Prankenstein written by Andy Seed and published by . This book was released on 2014-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Soapy Thompson's granny is shot through the roof on a turbo-charged stairlift he knows that something is not right. Someone, or something, is playing hilarious pranks on family, neighbours and teachers, but who? Soapy and his friends decide to solve the mystery and discover that the culprit is a hairy superhuman figure with a shocking secret
Download or read book The Anti Boredom Book of Brilliant Things to Do written by Andy Seed and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-04-21 with total page 161 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Games, quizzes, challenges, and activities to help kids have fun, beat boredom, and stay busy anytime and anywhere! Jam-packed with witty jokes, mind-boggling puzzles and challenges, wacky ideas, silly questions, fun quizzes, and interesting list this book is perfect for those times when you don't anything to do. With more than a hundred different activities, it's guaranteed to keep you amused for hours! The Anti-Boredom Book of Brilliant Things to Do is divided into various themes with lots of different things to do for each one. There are creative activities, items to choose and score, riddles to solve, games, and loads of funny stuff! Some of those things include: Design an awesome, one-of-a-kind sandwich "Would you rather?" sports questions Create some crazy names for an imaginary friend Learn some cool slang for "money" List the craziest pets you can imagine Rate popular music genres Trivia about classic movies and TV shows Write your own school report Quiz to choose your dream job How to say "cell phone" in eleven different languages And more! Even though real life is filled with plenty of action, sometimes you find yourself sitting through a never-ending car ride, waiting on a long line, or with a couple hours with nothing planned, take the time to boost your skills. Sharpen up your imagination, prepare to have a laugh, gather your friends and family, and get ready to never be bored again!
Download or read book Interview with a Tiger written by Andy Seed and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2020-11-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Quirky and surprising ... A must for any animal lover or budding conservationist' - BookTrust Longlisted for the UKLA Book Awards 2022 and featured in BookTrust's Great Books Guide 2021. If you could talk to animals, what would you ask? 'What are your top tips for catching prey, Tiger?' 'How do you help yourself to honey, Honey Badger?' 'Why do you howl, Wolf?' Get familiar with 10 fierce and furry beasts as they step up to the mic and share their habits, behaviour, likes and dislikes, favourite foods, and more. Each animal has its own story to tell... and its own attitude! In this fun and fact-filled book, bite-sized text in a question-and-answer format is paired with colourful and engaging illustrations throughout, perfect for emerging or reluctant readers, or any young animal enthusiast who enjoys a bit of humour! Features 'interviews' with a tiger, wolf, honey badger, giant armadillo, lion, jaguar, giant anteater, snow leopard, polar bear, and three-toed sloth. Plus, ideas for how to do your bit to help endangered species and their habitats. Look out for other titles in the series: Interview with a Shark and Other Ocean Creatures Too and Interview with a Kangaroo and Other Marsupials Too.
Download or read book A Giant Dose of Gross written by Andy Seed and published by QEB Publishing. This book was released on 2019-10 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nature's most disgusting creatures take centre stage, in this humorous but enlightening collection of downright disgusting creatures. From puking vultures and farting goats to stinky opossums who pretend to be dead, this title will include disgusting facts exploring each animal's unusual skills and how they use them to survive. Humorous illustrations celebrating weird and wonderful creatures will delight any child with an interest in animals and nature, particularly those with a fondness for the grosser things in life.
Download or read book The Silly Book of Weird and Wacky Words written by Andy Seed and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2015-12-03 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you know what 'park your jam on the frog' means? Fancy some ognib? What rhymes with 'circus'? ...plus many more amazing things you never knew about words. Have hours of fun wixing up your murds with this hilarious book, packed full of rhymes, puns, games, jokes, gibberish and more.
Download or read book Interview with a Shark written by Andy Seed and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2021-05-27 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you could talk to animals, what would you ask? Get familiar with 10 extraordinary ocean giants as they step up to the mic and share their habits, behaviour, likes and dislikes, favourite foods, and more. Each animal has its own story to tell... and its own attitude! In this fun and fact-filled book, bite-sized text in a question-and-answer format is paired with colourful and engaging illustrations throughout, perfect for emerging or reluctant readers, or any young animal enthusiast who enjoys a bit of humour! Features 'interviews' with a great white shark, blue whale, orca, sunfish, giant squid, narwhal, manta ray, octopus, conger eel, and angler fish. Plus, ideas for how to do your bit to help endangered species. Look out for other titles in the series: Interview with a Tiger and Other Clawed Beasts Too and Interview with a Kangaroo and Other Marsupials Too.
Download or read book The Silly Book of Side Splitting Stuff written by Andy Seed and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2015-05-21 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This laugh-out-loud book is bursting with lists, facts, jokes and funny true stories all about silly people, silly animals, silly inventions, silly names and much more. Discover The Great Stink, the man who ate a bike, a girl really called Lorna Mower and a sofa that can do 101mph. Find out about famous pranks, crazy festivals, nutty cats, gross foods, epic sports fails, ludicrously silly words and really rubbish predictions. There are even lots of great silly things to do. Unmissable!
Download or read book The Clue Is in the Poo written by Andy Seed and published by QED Publishing. This book was released on 2020-04-21 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wild creatures leave a trail of clues wherever they go. Be a fearless nature detective and discover the curious clues of the wild. A fascinating and funny guide to animals and their poo, and all the other tracks and traces they leave behind. You will be amazed (and perhaps a little revolted!) by the things that can be learned about wildlife from their deposits. Become a detective, find clues and learn all about animals from what they leave behind. From faeces to footprints, skins to shells and eggs, discover all there is to know about wild animals - even those that are particularly dangerous to track like tigers and wolves! Whether you're an armchair enthusiast or a forest forager, one thing's for sure: this fully illustrated compendium of poops, pellets and prints is not to be sniffed at!
Download or read book Razzle Dazzle written by Andy Seed and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 75 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Prankenstein on Tour written by Andy Seed and published by . This book was released on 2016-10 with total page 250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book All Teachers Great and Small written by Andy Seed and published by Headline Review. This book was released on 2011 with total page 369 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dear Mr Seed, I am sorry that are Jack was not at school yesterday. He put on such a groth spurt in the night that nun of his clowthes fitted im next morning so I had to take him to the shops. Mrs R. Twenty-five years ago, newly qualified teacher Andy Seed moved to a remote village in the Yorkshire Dales with his wife Barbara, anticipating breathtaking views and the gentle simplicity of the countryside. The picturesque scenery did not disappoint. But life as a primary school teacher was anything but simple. With a classroom full of colourful characters whose capacity for misunderstanding was exceeded only by their enthusiasm and their ability to leave him incredulous, Andy fell in love with teaching and with village life. ALL TEACHERS GREAT AND SMALL tells the true story of Andy's first year at Cragthwaite Primary School - how he bravely negotiated the vagaries of the local dialect, made disastrous bids to provide a family home, naively and hilariously tried out new-fangled ideas in a school stuck in a 1950s time warp, and ultimately discovered a little part of England he was proud to call home. Warm, touching and very funny, All Teachers Great and Small transports you to a time that may be gone but has never been forgotten.
Download or read book Poems for Pensioners written by Andy Seed and published by . This book was released on 2016-08-09 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Lily and Bear written by Lisa Stubbs and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-09-29 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Originally published in 2015 in Great Britain by Boxer Books Limited."
Download or read book All Teachers Bright and Beautiful written by Andy Seed and published by . This book was released on 2014-06-05 with total page 416 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Andy Seed is beginning his fifth year teaching at Cragthwaite Primary in the Yorkshire Dales, and as always a new term is full of surprises. These take the form of a beautiful, but not terribly bright, student on placement from the local teacher training college, and a particularly pushy and problematic parent with a fine line in complaining. It looks like Andy's pupils are the least of his problems... At home in Applesett, things aren't all rosy either. Barbara is forced to take a job as a postie to help pay the mortgage, which means finding someone to look after Tom and Reuben. When two old friends move into the village it looks like the problem has been solved, but it soon transpires that rural life is not for everyone. As always the book is peppered with the hilarious and heartwarming incidents that a life living and working with children inevitably contains.
Download or read book All Teachers Wise and Wonderful Book 2 written by Andy Seed and published by Headline. This book was released on 2012-07-05 with total page 238 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A further memoir of lessons and life in the Yorkshire Dales... All Teachers Wise and Wonderful is the second in Andy Seeds's trilogy about life as a Yorkshire Dales teacher. This is as warm, witty and refreshing as the first, full of colourful anecdotes from village and school life. Andy Seed is sure to charm fans of Jack Sheffield and Gervase Phinn's nostalgic style. After two years in the job, Andy Seed returns to Cragthwaite brimming with confidence and looking forward to a year that is bound to bring its own rewards, as well as its share of mishaps and misadventures. But even he didn't anticipate exploding piggy banks, bottle-rocket missiles, and actually deafening Dracula. At home, Andy and Barbara are enjoying life with little Tom, and are expecting again. Meanwhile, a new friendship is formed with hill farmer Adam. Adam proves both an inspiration and a confidante for Andy, and through him he begins to see the light with the troubled nine-year-old Sheena. What readers are saying about All Teachers Wise and Wonderful: 'Andy Seed brings the Dales to life with his memorable stories about rural life in the 1980s. I loved this book. Brilliant' 'This had me crying out loud with laughter in places. Thoroughly enjoyable book, which will be enjoyed by teachers and non-teachers alike' 'A great read with a genuine love and affection for the subject shining through'
Download or read book Cogheart written by Peter Bunzl and published by North Star Editions, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-02-12 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When her father goes missing, thirteen-year-old Lily Hartman must team up with a clockmaker's son, Robert, and her mechanimal fox, Malkin, to solve the mystery of her father's disappearance and his world-changing invention, a perpetual motion machine called the Cogheart.