Download or read book Prank the Monkey written by John Hargrave and published by Citadel Press. This book was released on 2007 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No-one is safe from super-prankster John Hargrave! Everyone is fair (and hilarious) game, from major corporations to internet spammers; from celebrities to government figures. Action-packed and rammed with laughs, Prank the Monkey follows John as he dishes out revenge on the world's biggest and most deserving targets, exposing them for the chumps they really are - and showing readers how to do the same!

Download or read book Barrel of Monkeys Super Silly Joke Book written by Dave Ross and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2008 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents a collection of jokes about monkeys suitable for children.

Download or read book Funny Little Monkey written by Andrew Auseon and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2005 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Arty, an abnormally short fourteen-year-old boy, enlists the help of a group of students, known at school as the "pathetic losers," to take revenge against his abusive, tall fraternal twin brother.

Download or read book Jokes and More About Monkeys and Apes written by Maria Nelson and published by Gareth Stevens Publishing LLLP. This book was released on 2014-07-15 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Monkeys and apes have a reputation for being funny animals. At zoos, the monkey house is one of the most popular places to visit because they do many things that seem awfully silly to people! Readers will enjoy having a whole bunch of jokes to tell about our primate friends. Cool facts, colorful photographs, and illustrations engage readers as they navigate wordplay, puns, and fun. In this case, monkeying around is a good thing!

Download or read book Monkey Jokes written by Arnie Lightning and published by . This book was released on 2016-07-10 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Monkey Jokes! Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean monkey jokes for children. Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about monkeys. With cute and silly monkey illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Funny Monkey Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) Fun mazes and puzzles included Excellent for early and beginning readers Lots of fun and entertainment for your child Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Q: What does a gorilla learn first in school? A: The apey-cees! ~HAHA!~ Q: What do you feed an 800 pound gorilla? A: Anything he wants to eat! ~LOL!~ Q: Why did the army general want to hire apes for combat? A: They are excellent at waging gorilla-warfare! ~HAHA!~ Q: How do you make a gorilla float? A: Two scoops of ice cream, some soda, and a very tasty gorilla! This funny joke book is full of monkey, ape, and gorilla jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about monkeys, apes, and gorillas will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie Lightning Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!

Download or read book Monkey Jokes written by Mike Mains and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-02-02 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tickle your funny bone with these laugh-a-minute monkey jokes for kids! Monkeys, apes, gorillas, even chimps, they're all here waiting to entertain you. Kids love monkeys and they're guaranteed to go bananas over the world's first and funniest collection of monkey jokes. Are you ready for a gorillian laughs? Then stop monkeying around and get this book! For kids, and for their parents who love them. Humor Makes the World Go Round Do smiling children make you smile? Do laughing children make you laugh? Do you need a good laugh yourself? If you answered yes to any of those questions, then treat yourself to a wholesome gift with a copy of this book. For kids, for adults, for anyone who needs a laugh. Did you know that it's impossible to feel animosity towards someone with whom you've just shared a laugh? Humor can heal the world. Children laugh dozens of times a day. Adults, not so much. While I wrote this joke book for kids, I suspect that adults need it even more. Become a playful child again. Laugh with abandon. Make the little children around you laugh. The smiles on their faces will melt away your stress and bring a huge smile to your own face. Looking to meet or impress that special someone in your life? Nothing succeeds like humor. Tell that special guy or gal a joke from this book and laugh your way into their heart. I've purposely priced this book so that anyone, regardless of their financial situation, can afford it. I don't want anyone who needs a good joke book to go without one due to a lack of funds. The Kindle edition of this joke book for kids isn't $6.99, or $5.99, or even $4.99. It's a teeny-weeny $2.99 (what a bargain). For that you're getting an entire book of monkey jokes, many of them never heard before. I know, because I invented many of the jokes myself. Even more, this book is enrolled with the Kindle Matchbook plan. That means if you buy the paperback version of this book, you get the kindle version absolutely free! (What a deal.) If you've read this far, then you are obviously a rare and special soul with a scintillating sense of humor. If you're in need of a quick laugh, check out the Look Inside feature for this book. If you find yourself smiling or laughing out loud, then you're the person I wrote this book for. The world's funniest collection of monkey jokes ever assembled is only a click away. About the Author Mike Mains is the author of the wildly popular North Hollywood Detective Club mystery series. Thousands of fans around the world have thrilled to these stories of mystery, suspense and intrigue. Here's what a few of them have to say: 5 Stars! My 10 year old son has enjoyed all 3 books. He just finished "The Case of the Christmas Counterfeiters" and loved it. He says "It is intriguing and leaves you in suspense." "When it seems that there is no hope, something cool happens!" "I highly recommend this book!" 5 Stars! I loved the action and the mystery that he used. Like how it was one mystery than the book changed and then there was another mystery 5 Stars! My 13 year-old daughter loves this series. 5 Stars! I bought this book for my son and read a few pages just to check it out. A funny thing happened, though. I couldn't stop reading it. Every chapter is a cliff hanger and I had to keep turning the page. 5 Stars! My 12 year old read this on my old kindle & he loved it! Books for kids, books for boys, books for girls, books for kids 5-8, joke books for kids, monkey books.

Download or read book Naughty Monkey written by Andy Rajput and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-10-21 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is a great choice for your kids with picture and motivation story. Through this book your kids will learn how to respect other and how important is. Story line is - There is a naughty monkey in the jungle, he always likes play tricks on his friends and family, but due to his prank one day he got into trouble and chased him out of the jungle. Lets your kids read how the naughty monkey learn the lesson and what how he did. This story definitely change your kids thinking and give him positive attitude with kind heart.

Download or read book The Monkey Goes Bananas written by C. P. Bloom and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2014-05-06 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s time to go bananas! A determined monkey spies a banana tree across the water. What happens next is an inventive romp, as the resourceful monkey attempts to grab a snack, with some hilarious consequences. Full of energy, surprise, and strong visual storytelling, this practically wordless picture book will entice even the most reluctant reader. The Monkey Goes Bananas is fast-paced, delicious fun that’s sure to leave young readers hungry for another read. Praise for The Monkey Goes Bananas "This predominantly wordless picture book delivers a substantial helping of slapstick." --Kirkus Reviews "There is a slapstick element to the humor (the monkey is flung around with some regularity), which will resonate with readers as they turn each page to see what the monkey will try next. Throw in an opportunistic shark with an empty belly, and the pieces are in place for a laugh-out-loud story that should earn plenty of repeat readings." --Booklist "Kids will jump right into this rip-roaring flip book–paced tale." --School Library Journal

Download or read book Gross Pranks written by Karen M. Leet and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2013 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Describes fun, gross prank ideas in a step-by-step format"--Provided by publisher.

Download or read book Piccolo s Prank written by Leo Politi and published by . This book was released on 1965 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Los Angeles organ man's monkey likes the city, especially the cable car ride up the hill to his house, until one day he crawls under the cable car and has to be rescued by the firemen.

Download or read book Monkey Jokes written by Johnny B. Laughing and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-06-20 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Monkey Jokes Are you looking for the most funny and hilarious monkey, ape, and gorilla jokes online? Do you want to dominate joke battles and be the funniest person around? This joke book will make you giggle for hours with some of the funniest monkey jokes in the world! The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and monkey, ape, and gorilla jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This joke book contains over 100 funny monkey jokes! WARNING: This MASSIVE assortment of monkey jokes is extremely hilarious and may cause you to go bananas! From this Funny Joke Book... Q: What do you feed a 600 pound gorilla? A: Anything it wants! HAHA! Q: What does a gorilla learn first in school? A: The apey-cees! LOL! Q: What did the monkey call his first wife? A: His prime-mate! HAHA! Q: If you throw an ape into the Great Lakes, what will it become? A: Wet! LOL! Q: Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? A: The elevator men are on strike! 100+ funny and hilarious monkey jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults! Your monkey friends might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This collection of monkey, ape, and gorilla jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about monkeys will make everyone giggle and erupt with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Monkey around and click 'buy' to get your hands on a copy today!

Download or read book Prank d and Don t Look written by Sholly Fisch and published by Stone Arch Books. This book was released on 2019 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Includes glossary, visual questions and writing prompts.

Download or read book School of Pranks written by Ben Phillips and published by Kings Road Publishing. This book was released on 2018-11-01 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to the School of Pranks! As the Professor of Pranks, I'm going to be dissecting the secret ingredients within my world famous viral pranks! In other words show you how to become the best prankster there ever was! I'm going to guide you through a whole year of school... from History, where you'll be taught about the 10 best pranks ever, to Art, Biology, Drama Chemistry, Physics and PE, where you'll learn 30 brand new pranks to complete your education. I'll also take you out on school trips and introduce you to the teachers... Unless you want to be a monkey like Elliot then I suggest you start reading! Or if you want to find your inner prankster I'm going to show you how, just follow this textbook and you too could become a Pranking Master... now get to class! SORRY BRO.

Download or read book Sir John Hargrave s Mischief Maker s Manual written by John Hargrave and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-01-06 with total page 282 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the definitive guide to pranking and mayhem. Written in the style of a training manual, but with hilarious illustrations, this book is broken up into five sections. The “Basics” shows kids how to find a pranking partner and how to pull simple pranks like making crank calls. “Prank Moves” explains how to pull pranks at places like home, school, or camp. “Do-It-Yourself” demonstrates things like putting a real worm inside an ice cube. “Experts Only” covers such advanced pranks as how to fake an alien landing. And “Recipes” gives step-by-step instructions on how to bake tuna cookies.

Download or read book The Twits written by Roald Dahl and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2007-08-16 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the bestselling author of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and The BFG! Mr. and Mrs. Twit are the smelliest, nastiest, ugliest people in the world. They hate everything—except playing mean jokes on each other, catching innocent birds to put in their Bird Pies, and making their caged monkeys, the Muggle-Wumps, stand on their heads all day. But the Muggle-Wumps have had enough. They don't just want out, they want revenge.

Download or read book The Wonky Donkey written by Craig Smith and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2010 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids will love this cumulative and hysterical read-aloud that features a free downloadable song "I was walking down the road and I saw... a donkey, Hee Haw And he only had three legs He was a wonky donkey." Children will be in fits of laughter with this perfect read-aloud tale of an endearing donkey. By the book's final page, readers end up with a spunky hanky-panky cranky stinky-dinky lanky honky-tonky winky wonky donkey Download the free song at www.scholastic.com/wonkydonkey.

Download or read book Monstersaurus written by Claire Freedman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-09-29 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Monty LOVES inventing But things don't always work - His walking toaster ran away And the robot went BERSERK! But then one day Monty found a book with instructions on how to create inventions very rare... read it if you dare! 'Fun, colourful and dynamic for 3+. It will brighten Halloween no end.' The Times 'This brand new picture book from the Aliens Love Underpants creators is great...This book will be enjoyed again and again.' We Love this Book 'A fabulous book combining fun, rhythmic text and bright, dynamic illustrations.' Creative Steps 'Brilliantly zany illustrations tell you the story along with the rhyming text. There's a big - and hilarious - surprise at the end. A really enjoyable book.' Parents in Touch 'A monstrous new tale…full of riotous rhyme and boy appeal.' The Bookseller 'No Aliens this Christmas, but fans can look forward to a monstrous new invention from the award-winning author and illustrator team.' The Bookseller Children's Buyer's Guide 'It's a cracking read, very grisly and very compelling.' The Bookseller Children's Buyers Guide 'The brilliant Aliens Love Underpants pair have dreamed up a big, bold thriller of a picture book...this is a guaranteed favourite.' Daily Mail