Download or read book Potty Poems written by Lynne Gibbs and published by . This book was released on 2005 with total page 16 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An amusing collection of beautifully illustrated poems, highlighting potty training problems and offering helpful hints and tips.
Download or read book Potty Poems Take the P written by Jamie and published by . This book was released on 2006-12-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A small witty adult book packed full with rude, crude and funny poetry designed for people with a great sense of humour but not for anyone who is easily offended.
Download or read book Who Flushed Granny Down the Toilet written by Andrew Collett and published by Kings England Press. This book was released on 2002-10-01 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who flushed Granny down the toilet? is one of those questions that you don't really expect an answer to. Not until Gran returns from her involuntary swim with the pongy eels in the main sewer, of course. Then she can tell you. But can she also tell you who put the bogies up your nose? No she can't, only Andrew Collett knows the answer to that one! This book is a collection of Collett's irreverent poems for children.
Download or read book Shark in the Toilet written by Chris White and published by . This book was released on 2004-09 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For Chris, writing also includes drawing. As a dedicated wielder of the drawing pen and paintbrush, Chris has doodled his way to fame both as an artist and cartoon illustrator, complementing his writing skills, and has won over an army of fans with his spectacular interactive poetry showcase. Many of Chris's poems feature animals, and the ones in this latest collection are no exception. Amongst others there are the antics of show squirrel Zola, a fashion-conscious rabbit with pierced ears and make-up, and the vanity of Elephant John who uses anti-wrinkle cream. On the darker side, you can also find out about Rigor Mortis in my Tortoise, and the creation of the sinister Frankenhamster. Non-animal subjects veer wildly from the wacky to the bizarre, including the sprouty smell of The Boy Who Loved Brussels and the yearning of caveboy Ug for Y-fronts to warm his chilly bits.
Download or read book Potty Talk Poetry 2 written by Iris Lucero and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-02-12 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone loves funny rhymes. Potty talk, even better. These rude and slightly crude poems about things like beans causing farts or a heavy load in Junior's diaper, will have you laughing out loud.
Download or read book Poetry Potty written by R. J. Hicks and published by . This book was released on 2015-12-02 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Poetry Potty - Volume 1 is a collection of short poems created spontaneously; sourcing text originally spoken in forgotten corners of the Internet.
Download or read book Poems to Poop by written by Brian Boone and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2024-03-05 with total page 170 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cheeky verse for loads of bathroom fun! “Brilliant from one end to the next!” —T. P. Eliot, “The Waste Land” “A literary laxative for our times!” —Elizabeth Barrett Browning, “To Flush, My Toilet” Poems to Poop by will relax and entertain you and your bathroom guests whenever nature calls. Find humor and relief in this witty, toilet-friendly treasury featuring hundreds of outhouse odes, poo haikus, Insta-poems, and joyfully silly rhymes to pass the time. Keep this colon-clearing collection toilet-side or take it with you wherever you go! - Treat yourself to a poetic poop break anytime you need it - Enjoy updated classics like “Tinkle, Tinkle, Little Star,” “One Flush, Two Flush,” and “Stopping to Pee on a Snowy Evening” - Indulge your love of bathroom humor with verse that’s sure to move you
Download or read book Potty Poems for the Porcelain Throne written by K. Wirtz and published by . This book was released on 2023-02-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ladies and Gentlemen, do you find yourself tired of staring at the bathroom wall, counting tiles, or reading the shampoo bottle?Well, have no fear, because the "Potty Poems for the Porcelain Throne" is here! This bathroom book will change the way you spend your time on the throne. With its collection of lighthearted, silly, and sometimes relatable poems, it will make your bathroom experience a time for laughter and entertainment.Whether you're in need of a quick break from reality or just looking for something to pass the time, this book has got you covered. It's the perfect addition to any bathroom library and is guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. So, why wait? Get your copy of "Potty Poems for the Porcelain Throne" today and never have a dull moment in the bathroom again!
Download or read book Potty Poems written by David Thomas and published by . This book was released on 2016 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book When Dad Goes Poo written by Adam Stephey and published by Bookbaby. This book was released on 2020-08-17 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Potty poems to provoke poo-crastinators. A bathroom book. Go check your bathroom. There may be a poo-crastinator in there right now. This book is for him. Short, whimsical poems will motivate that man to do his "duty" and move on. Each page has a different euphemism to describe his favorite activity. Beautifully illustrated yet not overly graphic, poo-crastinators are now without excuse when it comes to their extensive toilet times.
Download or read book A Funeral in the Bathroom written by Kalli Dakos and published by Albert Whitman & Company. This book was released on 2017-02-01 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2012 IRA-CBC Children's Choices 2012 Children's Choice Book Award Finalist My teacher's pretty slick, Has a hundred teaching tricks. Even in the bathroom stalls, She hangs poetry on the walls, And while I'm there all alone I can't help but read a poem. From "Gross" and "Flushophobic" to "There's a Sock in the Toilet," these poems will have kids laughing all the way to "The Bathroom Dance!"
Download or read book Tinkle Tinkle Little Tot Songs and Rhymes for Toilet Training written by Bruce Lansky and published by Meadowbrook. This book was released on 2005-09-06 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Songs and rhymes to encourage and motivate your toddler during the toilet-training process"--Provided by publisher.
Download or read book Don t Wee in the Bath Terry written by Gez Walsh and published by Kings England Press. This book was released on 2003-09-01 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We've all been there. Some kids still are. Looking under the bed for the bogeyman, experiencing the delights of odd socks, or suffering from (our own and other people's) bad breff as Gez so charmingly puts it. Yet Gez isn't always so grounded in real life and the authentic language of the school playground and the top deck of the bus. Sometimes he goes off into the absurdest, grossest of fantasies, with Spike-Milligan-esque poems like Gnome Sweet Gnome and Steve and His Secret Agent Underpants. Not to mention Henry Meek, who can make his bottom squeak, and saves a climber lost in the mountains with this unusual talent.
Download or read book Electric Knickers written by Andrew Collett and published by . This book was released on 2001-09 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Potty Poet Andrew Collett has produced an all-new livewire collection of his current work, a volt farce that will leave your laughter buds tingling with mirth. While plug-in underwear to keep your bottom warm might not be everyone's cup of tea (Oh, I don't know, though ...) there's plenty here to delight Andrew's many fans, as this book also contains a great deal of the grossly humorous subjects for which he's become famous, in his ceaseless travelling to appear at schools and festivals throughout the UK. Ear wax, cowpats, toilets, and the strange doings of teachers. Andrew shot to fame in 1998 with his pathfinding Always Eat Your Bogies and other Rotten Rhymes. He followed this up with Bottling Burps for Grandma, and Dad's Exploding Underpants, currently part of two separate high street bookselling chains' best-seller promotions. Since then the circuit of people on his wavelength has been steadily growing. With his explosive humour and rapid-fire rap performances, Andrew has firmly established himself as a generator of merriment for generations to come.
Download or read book The Day I Fell Down the Toilet and Other Poems written by Steve Turner and published by SPCK. This book was released on 2024-05-17 with total page 143 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever been punched by a cabbage or fallen head first down the loo? Have you ever had fun with a poem? You haven't? Then this book's for you. Whacky poems that take a roller-coaster ride from the crazy corners of dreams to the big questions of life. This collection of over seventy poems for children by Steve Turner is regularly in the best-seller lists. Full of wit and fun, his thought-provoking poetry has been used by teachers in classrooms and entertained children at home over the years. These poems make an instant impact, as the themes and ideas in them offer lots of food for thought for young minds.
Download or read book The Day I Fell Down the Toilet and Other Poems written by Steve Turner and published by Lion Children's Books. This book was released on 2015-09-18 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever been punched by a cabbage, or fallen head first down the loo? Have you ever had fun with a poem? You haven't? Then this book's for you. 'Steve Turner's first collection of verse for children is full of quirky humour and strong rhymes to read aloud' Children and quite a few adults will enjoy the poems in this collection. Pollution, religion, growing up and families are just some of the topics the author uses for this amusing anthology. I rate this collection as good as those by Roger McGough and Brian Patten." Hull Daily Mail 'Full of quirky humour and strong rhymes that kids adore.' Brian Patten 'Steve Turner is one of the most original and child-friendly voices to emerge in the last few years.' Sunday Telegraph 'Highly observant, often poignant, sometimes naughty and always fresh and funny.' Nick Park, creator of Wallace and Gromit 'This hilarious collection of poems will make you laugh out loud.' The Young Telegraph
Download or read book Even Princesses Go to the Potty written by Wendy Wax and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-04 with total page 22 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With gatefold flaps, a humorous story teaches youngsters that everyone needs to take time to go to the potty, from princesses and doctors to ship captains.
