Download or read book Pooping Animals written by Honey Badger Coloring and published by . This book was released on 2019-03-05 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: GIFT IDEAS - COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS - HUMOROUS Here I sit broken hearted, had to sh*t but only farted. ---The Honey Badger Need a good laugh?! Then Pooping Animals is just what you need. Indulge your inner child as you color imaginative designs long held sacred by folks way more enlightened than you (but who probably also enjoyed a good poop joke). Are you on a path to peace and a tranquil connection to the universe, or are you just looking to color some pooping animals and relax after a long day? Good news: all the above is achievable with this coloring book. Product Details: Silky matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all coloring and paint mediums High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock with full page designs

Download or read book Poop written by Val Brains and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-08-13 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imagine a beautiful and glorious world in which poop, coloring books and repeat patterns come together... Oh wait, that world already exists and you can be in it... but only if you order this book! FAQ: Q: Do I have to color all the turds in shades of brown? A: Nope. Use your imagination :) Q: Why does each design show up in the book twice? A: Great question, friends. Each design is printed twice so that: 1. You get a second chance at coloring each poo. No need to worry about mess-ups or feeling like you have to get it right the first time. (There's always a #2.) 2. You don't have to fight with your romantic partner about who gets to color which turd--you can each have your very own chance at each one. 3. You can keep a design for you (and put it proudly on your fridge) and share the same design with a friend. 4. You can have a "who colored it best?" contest. The possibilities are endless :) Each turd comes on its own page so you can tear it out and give it to a friend, display it on the fridge in your own home. If you fold along the dotted lines you can even create a little envelope and mail your beautiful design to the poop enthusiast of your choice. Hooray!

Download or read book Poop Coloring Book Something to Do While You Poo written by Im The Im The Poop and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-12-15 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You poo, I poo, we all poo... Why not utilize our time on the porcelain throne? Poop Coloring Book: Something to Do While You Poo is a hilarious activity book for adults filled with sh*tty coloring sheets. We all go, so why not make it more enjoyable? Inside: Over 20+ Coloring / Activity Sheets Large 8.5 x 11 Inch Pages Printed on Single Sided Sheets Tons of Fun and Hours of Laughter! Makes a GREAT Gag Gift or Stocking Stuffer for Adults! WARNING: Some contents in this sh*tty book are vulgar and may not be appropriate for children.

Download or read book Have a Nice Poop Funny Coloring Book Color and Relax written by Tiffany S Adams and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-21 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Coloring books for adults are perfect for relaxation and stress relieving. A perfect alternative while waiting for your turn in the washroom. Funny Toilet Coloring Book for Adults Single-sided Pages. Every image is placed on its own white-backed page to reduce the bleed-through problem found in other coloring books. STRESS RELIEVING coloring this book helps relieve stress CHALLENGING from beginners to advanced FUNNY AND WITTY QOUTES color your way of yoga quotes Great for All Skill Levels. You can color every page however you want and there is no wrong way to color (even if you are a beginner). Product Description: Measurements: 8.5 × 11 inches Color: Black and White Material: Premium Paper Type: Paperback Hurry and buy now and start your coloring!

Download or read book Pooping Dogs Coloring Book for Adults Funny Dog Poop Toilet Humor Gag Book written by What the Farce and published by . This book was released on 2018-12-05 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pooping Dogs! Now with even more Poop! Have hours of LOL fun coloring your favorite squatting pooches and their stool. This hilarious poop novelty gift coloring book is the perfect thing to give to that one neighbor on the block. Makes a great gag gift, joke, or prank that person who giggles at pooping pups. So give the potty humor gift that keeps on giving! Be the hit of the holiday office white elephant party with Pooping Dogs. This book includes dog breeds: Great Dane, Boxer, Golden Retriever, Chinese Crested Dog, Spaniel, Pug, Mix Breed, Husky, Corgi, Chihuahua, Star Pei, Greyhound, and more!

Download or read book When Unicorns Poop written by Lexie Castle and published by Running Press Kids. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrate all things sparkly, including unicorn poop, with this rainbow-filled, humorous story! Did you know that when a unicorn poops, rainbows arch across the sky? And when they toot, shiny bubbles float all around! What happens when a unicorn sneezes or spits or cries? More magical whimsy occurs when unicorns do all these things, of course. Just don't step in their poop-eww! Complete with stunning, bright, and magical full-color illustrations, When Unicorns Poop is sure to delight kids as well as be the perfect gift for any unicorn-crazed adult.

Download or read book Poop Coloring Book written by Just 4 Jokes Coloring Books and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-29 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is There Someone Out There That Constantly Gives You Sh*t? Then Why Not Give Them Some Back With This Sh*t Coloring Book.Have you been searching for an adult coloring book with lots of pooping? No? Well, here it is anyway!This Pooping Coloring Book definitely splits opinion. Some may say this book is weird, some may say it's inappropriate, some may even say it's rude. We think it's just plain hilarious, so we had to make it! This coloring book is beautifully and expertly illustrated by some guy we met on the street. The single sided coloring pages even allow you to remove your exquisite masterpieces for framing or gifting to very lucky, unsuspecting victims.This joke coloring book for grown ups makes a fantastic funny gift idea for sh*t lovers, nature lovers, friends, family or co-workers. So if you searching for a great gag gift idea for Christmas, a birthday or any other special occasion then this will be sure to get some serious laughs! So whether you're buying this book for your own strange enjoyment and relaxation, or whether you're buying it as a bit of a weird gift idea, we hope you enjoy it!

Download or read book What s Your Poo Telling You written by Josh Richman and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2007-05-03 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "With universal appeal (everyone poops, after all), this witty, illustrated description of over two dozen dookies (each with a medical explanation written by a doctor) details what one can learn about health and well-being by studying what's in the bowl. A floater? It's probably due to a buildup of gas. Now think back on last night's dinner, a burrito perhaps? . . .All the greatest hits are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad ... the list goes on. Sidebars, trivia, over 60 euphemisms for number 2, and unusual case histories all make this the ultimate bathroom reader. Who knew you could learn so much from your poo?"--Publisher website (October 2007)

Download or read book Animal Poop written by Val Brains and published by . This book was released on 2017-02-27 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Finally. A Poop Coloring Book that helps you learn weird facts about animal poop. Did you know that whales poop in a big giant cloud? Or perhaps that wombats poop in little squares of joy? Fear not-- the latest book in the Val Brains Poop Coloring Book series will get you up to speed in no time. Conveniently, this adult coloring book is also a great way to calm down, relax and lose yourself in the meditation of coloring animal turds. All your favorite zoo animal friends are here, waiting for you. poo haiku: Animal Poop bookStress relief in your futureStart coloring now

Download or read book It Hurts When I Poop written by Howard J. Bennett and published by American Psychological Association. This book was released on 2021-12-03 with total page 18 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: iParenting Media Award Winner Ryan is scared to use the potty. He is afraid to have a poop, because he's afraid it's going to hurt. He does NOT want to go. This story, along with Ryan's "poop program," will help young children gain the confidence they need to overcome this common problem and establish healthy habits. Includes a Note to Parents by the author, From the Note to Parents: The book includes a “poop program” that I use with children between the ages of 3 and 6. While the program is ostensibly for the main character, my hope is that your child will want to follow these steps as well. How you approach the program will vary somewhat depending on your child’s age. Most 3- to 4-year-olds do not need to do the program in a formal way. Instead, you can incorporate parts of the program into your daily routine—make the needed dietary changes, reward successful pooping with stickers, and consider reviewing how poops come out of the body. Most 5- to 6-year-olds are interested in doing the full program, though it is still important to be flexible. For example, if a 5-year-old does not want to do Potty Practice, I would adjust things accordingly.

Download or read book Poop Power written by Ellen Lawrence and published by Bearport Publishing. This book was released on 2017-08-01 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How is yak dung turned into fuel for cooking in Tibet? Can manure from dairy farms really be used to produce electricity? And could your car one day be powered by your own family’s poop? With plenty of poop being produced every day, many people around the world are using this unwanted material as fuel to create energy. This new Science Slam! title will engross readers—and gross them out! Filled with information perfectly suited to the abilities and interests of an early elementary audience, this colorful, fact-filled book gives readers a chance not only to learn, but also to develop their powers of observation and critical thinking. With fascinating photographs and surprising, high-interest facts about a material that we don’t usually read about, the book makes learning about excrement poop-sitively amazing!

Download or read book Jumbo Poop Emoji Coloring Book for Kids 50 Pages of Funny Cute Silly Activities for Children written by Emoji Colors and published by Emoji Coloring Books. This book was released on 2019-01-25 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I LOVE POOP EMOJI'S! And so I wanted to create a coloring book that everyone else could enjoy: ) . This book contains 25 different designs that are each based on THE BEST EMOJI EVER!!! I've included two copies of each design in case you want to keep an outline, color twice or you just mess up. This book also contains bleed pages in between each design page. I Hope you enjoy it!

Download or read book Unicorn Coloring And Activity Book Of Funny Farts And Poops written by Magical Poop Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-14 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who doesn't like a good poop and fart book? Give your child the gift of laughter with this kid appropriate bowel movement activity book! 20 unique pages full of fartbulous fun. Also perfect for a white elephant gift! Product details 14 coloring pages 6 activity pages 20 sketch pages Glossy Cover Quality Printing Made in the USA

Download or read book The Coloring Book of Poop written by Ploppie McCrapperson and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-05-21 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is more than just a Coloring book. Much more. At the heart of everything we do as humans, there is poop. Every wonderful meal you've ever shared eventually ended up as Poop. That's right, a turd. A back-end biscuit. The end of all things is poop. Perhaps it isn't the sexiest thing on the planet (although some would disagree) but it's a part of our lives. Just count up how many hours we do things related to poop. If you're a parent, double that. If you're a parent for a newborn . . . quadruple that! What we decided to do with this book was to make it fun to color, but also informative. You and your family are about to learn more about poop than you ever imagined. We are going to cover Poop, Toilets, Toilet Paper, and some hidden nuggets buried inside the subject of poop. You're going to have fun with this book and you're going to learn all sorts of interesting factoids in the process. Even Einstein pooped. In fact, he was pooping when he came up with the Theory of Relativity! Poop = MC2 Along the way, Ploppie McCrapperson will assist you in your voyage of poo. So get your brown markers ready, it's time to doo the right thing.

Download or read book Poop Coloring Book Be Ready for Poo Fun written by Tata Gosteva and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-31 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These Coloring book amazing gifts to make someone smile, gag gifts, Birthday parties and many more occasions! This coloring book features 20 detailed poop designs by Tata Gosteva, ready to be brought to life with color! The paper is a quality white bond, images on one side only for easy removal and display. This intricate designs are suitable for adults only.

Download or read book I Don t Give a Shit written by and published by Green Cow Coloring. This book was released on 2017-01-04 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Best seller! Limited Time Pricing Get Yours now! This swear word adult coloring book is perfect for parents! It give you the relaxation you deserve! Want a book full of shitty sayings? This book will have you laughing off your chair! This fucking coloring book is ONLY for adults! 30 single sided pages to color A mix between simple and detailed pages. ** BONUS** Minis at the back of the book. 30 Swear word sayings and funny quotes Use markers, Gel pens, Colored pencils! Make these awesome pages shine with color! This swear word adult coloring book is perfect for Men or women. Full of swearing! Swear work adult coloring books * Gorgeous original artwork! * What sweary quotes and sayings are featured in this stress relieving book? I don't give a shit That Mother Fucker Needs Jesus I'm not attractive anyways so FUCK OFF How Did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open? Call Me A Bitch One more time... And I'll show you what a real bitch looks like. Bite Me I bet your brain feels brand new... You NEVER use it! Break the fucking Rules! I hope you get hit by a fucking bus! Your family tree must be a cactus, Because everyone on it, Is a prick. Bitch Please, Fuck yourself with a cactus Bitch You're like a Monday, Nobody likes you. The Only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait. Cry me a river bitch. You bring everyone a lot of joy. When you leave the fucking room. I hope you choke on the shit you talk. I would unplug your life support to charge my phone. He already ruined your mascara. Don't let him ruin your life. My middle finger salutes you! Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people don't care. I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse I'm not rude... I'm honest. I love to shop, But I'm not buying any of your bullshit! Don't keep calm, Slap that bitch hard If I throw a stick will you go away? Stress is caused by giving a fuck I don't have a short temper, Just a quick reaction to bullshit. I have no time for stupid people, But they have time for me. What sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.... You hate me? Aren't you cute?

Download or read book A Poop Powered Christmas written by Rosie Greening and published by . This book was released on 2019-10 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this rhyming story, an inventive elf finds an alternative way to power Santa's sleigh when his reindeer crew are too ill to fly.