Download or read book Poop and Other Poems written by Gerald Locklin and published by . This book was released on 1972-01-01 with total page 89 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book When Dad Goes Poo written by Adam Stephey and published by Bookbaby. This book was released on 2020-08-17 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Potty poems to provoke poo-crastinators. A bathroom book. Go check your bathroom. There may be a poo-crastinator in there right now. This book is for him. Short, whimsical poems will motivate that man to do his "duty" and move on. Each page has a different euphemism to describe his favorite activity. Beautifully illustrated yet not overly graphic, poo-crastinators are now without excuse when it comes to their extensive toilet times.
Download or read book Son of Poop written by Gerald Locklin and published by . This book was released on 1973-01-01 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Poems of Poop Number One written by Mark O'Toole and published by . This book was released on 2016-07-08 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever walked through a bookstore and seen dads with their sons, trying to find a book that's not about fairies, princesses, babies, animals or, even worse, baby animals? Nothing wrong with those books, of course, but dads usually end up in the truck book section. Slim pickings. Honestly, kids are just not that into trucks.It's well known that men mature at a slower rate than women. I'm not sure if this is scientific fact or not, but I've heard a man's sense of humor stops evolving around age 10.That's why you need to experience my book of kid's poetry, "Poems of Poop."If you're still reading, congratulations.If a small smile came to your face, even better.Why "Poems of Poop"? Here are a couple of reasons.First, the topic of poop has long been monopolized by one book, "Everyone Poops." That's not fair and that's not right. Poop is way too big a topic for the world to rely on just one book to tell the story. So "Poems of Poop" solves that with a collection of laugh-out-loud poems to even the poop playing field.Second, remember the 2010 success of "Go the **** to Sleep"? It was funny and popular because it spoke the truth. "Poems of Poop" speaks the truth kids between 6-and-10 already know: poop is hilarious. So take the audience that scooped up "Go the *** to Sleep," turn them into highly influential, immature and poop-loving children, and I "smell" success for "Poems of Poop". (And if we can get Samuel L. Jackson to read these on tape, we'll probably make The Today Show.)And back to those dads. Finally, they can have a book they want to buy, and will buy. Granted, they will likely be in big trouble with their wives when they get home, but one kid passing gas should lighten the tension in the room, and then "Poems of Poop" is off to the races, or bathroom, or wherever.
Download or read book Every Girl Poops written by Danielle McGhee and published by . This book was released on 2019-01-31 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every Girl Poops: A Diary From A Girl Who Poops is for women with a sense of humor! This book contains a collection of humorous and thoughtful poems (mostly in haiku format) about poop experiences. The purpose of the book is to make the reader laugh while sitting on the toilet.
Download or read book Poems of Poop Number Two written by Mark O'Toole and published by . This book was released on 2016-07-08 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever walked through a bookstore and seen parents with their children, trying to find a book that's not about fairies, princesses, babies, animals or, even worse, baby animals? Nothing wrong with those books, of course, but dads especially usually end up in the truck book section. Slim pickings. Honestly, kids are just not that into trucks.That's why you need to experience the kid's poetry book, "Poems of Poop: number two."Why "Poems of Poop"? Here are a couple of reasons.First, the topic of poop has long been monopolized by one book, "Everyone Poops." That's not fair and that's not right. Poop is way too big a topic for the world to rely on just one book to tell the story.So "Poems of Poop" solves that with a collection of laugh-out-loud poems to even the poop playing field.Second, remember the 2010 success of "Go the **** to Sleep"? It was funny and popular because it spoke the truth."Poems of Poop" speaks the truth kids between 6-and-10 already know: poop is hilarious. So take the audience that scooped up "Go the *** to Sleep," turn them into highly influential, immature and poop-loving children, and I "smell" success for "Poems of Poop".And back to those parents. Finally, they can have a book they want to buy, and will buy. Granted, they will likely be in big trouble when they get home, but one kid passing gas should lighten the tension in the room, and then "Poems of Poop" is off to the races, or bathroom, or wherever.
Download or read book 101 Poo Poems by Dr Deuce written by and published by . This book was released on 2018-11-17 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Poop Random Words Musings and Insight written by Lawrence Jean-Louis and published by eBrand Me. This book was released on 2020-08-18 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Poop! Random Words, Musings and Insight is her second book. Within these pages, you'll discover her poems shared in printed form for the first time, you'll find more inspirational quotes, wisdom from the minds of Leonardo da Vinci, St. Francis of Asisi, Lewis Carroll, Frederick Buechner, and others. You'll have the opportunity to explore your own personal growth with exercises which will help you identify values unique to your person. Poop! Random Words, Musings and Insight is a melting pot, you might even say that it's a sort of Fisherman's Soup... in written form.
Download or read book Birdie Poop Poetry Book written by Allan R Emery and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-06-19 with total page 165 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One day I took my daughter who was about seven,for a walk on the trails at the Back Bay in Portland, Maine. She was committed to walking the entire way around the bay, which is about six miles. Then about four miles into the walk she wanted to stop. There was really no way to do so. Instead her cleaver daddy wrote an instant poetry abomination that was so disgusting to sing, one could not do so without laughing. So, we changed the final two miles of the walk from a whining pity party to a laugh-a-minute musical march neither of us will ever forget. Welcome to "Birdie Poop!"
Download or read book Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe written by Jeremy Greenberg and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2011-10-11 with total page 69 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A light and lively companion to Sorry I Peed on You, Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe is a hilarious collection of full-color photos and letters of apologies and suggestions from dogs to the people who love them—no matter what bad thing they’ve done! Inside Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of 50 laugh-out-loud letters and accompanying full-color photographs that explain Fido's love of funky smells, why a ball needs to be thrown again, and practically every other lovably loony canine characteristic. From an impassioned plea to stop the silly nicknames, to an attempt to skip a bath, to explanations for stolen shoes and swiped sandwiches, Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe offers a pooch's perspective on common canine vs. human cohabitation conundrums. Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe is the perfect gift for dog lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true!) insights into dog--and human--nature.
Download or read book Why Do Flies Eat Doggy Poop written by L. W. Lewis and published by . This book was released on 2001 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Immersed in Verse written by Allan Wolf and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2009 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A guide for young poets offers advice on how to find topics, create a poem, revise a poem, start a writer's group, and get published.
Download or read book When Unicorns Poop written by Lexie Castle and published by Running Press Kids. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrate all things sparkly, including unicorn poop, with this rainbow-filled, humorous story! Did you know that when a unicorn poops, rainbows arch across the sky? And when they toot, shiny bubbles float all around! What happens when a unicorn sneezes or spits or cries? More magical whimsy occurs when unicorns do all these things, of course. Just don't step in their poop-eww! Complete with stunning, bright, and magical full-color illustrations, When Unicorns Poop is sure to delight kids as well as be the perfect gift for any unicorn-crazed adult.
Download or read book Poop Poems written by T. R. Swerdlow and published by . This book was released on 2023-02-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Written after the author's daily constitutional, Poop Poems is a hilarious gut-busting book about looking.
Download or read book Dad s Library Volume 1 27 Crappy Poems and Other Things to Read on the Toilet written by Croyus and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2016-12-17 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Buy Amazon's favorite book of poop-related poetry!!What if you sat on the toilet every day and contemplated your life? What if you did not have any reading material to distract you from examining your existence? The first volume of "Dad's Library, 27 Crappy Poems and Other Things to Read on the Toilet", is just the distraction you need. Long enough to squeeze out a small turd, and short enough not to let you forget your place in the book. You will read this book every day: every day you poo.Moreover, if you are regular like the author, that probably will be every day. If you are irregular, then maybe reading some crappy poetry will help you clear out your pipes. It's worth a shot. What else do you have to do on the toilet?All the poetry is 99.16% crappy! GUARANTEED!!What does that mean? You will need to read this book and find out. Read it before the movie comes out. And what a movie it will be! Not only will it include references to poop; it will also include multiple words for shit! Maybe the movie will be shown Smell-a-Vision. Wouldn't it be interesting to compare how corn smells processed by your body as opposed to your neighbor's body? Oh, the conversations you will have. All because you bought the first book in the Dad's Library series. Congratulations, you will never be without a conversation starter. There is more! However, you have to buy the book and read it, digest its contents, and sit on the toilet to contemplate your reality in a world where a book of crappy poetry made you smile. How old are you? After reading this book, younger than you thought.
Download or read book Poo written by Mark Dunster and published by . This book was released on 1998-11-01 with total page 11 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Kama Pootra written by Daniel Cole Young and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2010-05-01 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop The only known translation of an ancient manual instructing readers in the art of enlightened bathroom experience, the Kama Pootra offers a thrilling rediscovery of the tiled path to porcelain nirvana. Willing seekers will find fifty-two progressive positions designed to maximize how you do number two. Every time the bathroom door closes, a new experience awaits.
