Download or read book Poetry for the Potty written by David MacLennan and published by Full-Satchel Press. This book was released on 2005 with total page 205 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Potty Poems written by Lynne Gibbs and published by . This book was released on 2005 with total page 16 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An amusing collection of beautifully illustrated poems, highlighting potty training problems and offering helpful hints and tips.
Download or read book Poetry Potty written by R. J. Hicks and published by . This book was released on 2015-12-02 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Poetry Potty - Volume 1 is a collection of short poems created spontaneously; sourcing text originally spoken in forgotten corners of the Internet.
Download or read book Tinkle Tinkle Little Tot Songs and Rhymes for Toilet Training written by Bruce Lansky and published by Meadowbrook. This book was released on 2005-09-06 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Songs and rhymes to encourage and motivate your toddler during the toilet-training process"--Provided by publisher.
Download or read book 101 Poo Poems by Dr Deuce written by and published by . This book was released on 2018-11-17 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Shark in the Toilet written by Chris White and published by . This book was released on 2004-09 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For Chris, writing also includes drawing. As a dedicated wielder of the drawing pen and paintbrush, Chris has doodled his way to fame both as an artist and cartoon illustrator, complementing his writing skills, and has won over an army of fans with his spectacular interactive poetry showcase. Many of Chris's poems feature animals, and the ones in this latest collection are no exception. Amongst others there are the antics of show squirrel Zola, a fashion-conscious rabbit with pierced ears and make-up, and the vanity of Elephant John who uses anti-wrinkle cream. On the darker side, you can also find out about Rigor Mortis in my Tortoise, and the creation of the sinister Frankenhamster. Non-animal subjects veer wildly from the wacky to the bizarre, including the sprouty smell of The Boy Who Loved Brussels and the yearning of caveboy Ug for Y-fronts to warm his chilly bits.
Download or read book Potty Poems Take the P written by Jamie and published by . This book was released on 2006-12-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A small witty adult book packed full with rude, crude and funny poetry designed for people with a great sense of humour but not for anyone who is easily offended.
Download or read book When Dad Goes Poo written by Adam Stephey and published by Bookbaby. This book was released on 2020-08-17 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Potty poems to provoke poo-crastinators. A bathroom book. Go check your bathroom. There may be a poo-crastinator in there right now. This book is for him. Short, whimsical poems will motivate that man to do his "duty" and move on. Each page has a different euphemism to describe his favorite activity. Beautifully illustrated yet not overly graphic, poo-crastinators are now without excuse when it comes to their extensive toilet times.
Download or read book Who Flushed Granny Down the Toilet written by Andrew Collett and published by Kings England Press. This book was released on 2002-10-01 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who flushed Granny down the toilet? is one of those questions that you don't really expect an answer to. Not until Gran returns from her involuntary swim with the pongy eels in the main sewer, of course. Then she can tell you. But can she also tell you who put the bogies up your nose? No she can't, only Andrew Collett knows the answer to that one! This book is a collection of Collett's irreverent poems for children.
Download or read book Don t Wee in the Bath Terry written by Gez Walsh and published by Kings England Press. This book was released on 2003-09-01 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We've all been there. Some kids still are. Looking under the bed for the bogeyman, experiencing the delights of odd socks, or suffering from (our own and other people's) bad breff as Gez so charmingly puts it. Yet Gez isn't always so grounded in real life and the authentic language of the school playground and the top deck of the bus. Sometimes he goes off into the absurdest, grossest of fantasies, with Spike-Milligan-esque poems like Gnome Sweet Gnome and Steve and His Secret Agent Underpants. Not to mention Henry Meek, who can make his bottom squeak, and saves a climber lost in the mountains with this unusual talent.
Download or read book Potty Poems written by David Thomas and published by . This book was released on 2016 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Day I Fell Down the Toilet and Other Poems written by Steve Turner and published by SPCK. This book was released on 2024-05-17 with total page 143 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever been punched by a cabbage or fallen head first down the loo? Have you ever had fun with a poem? You haven't? Then this book's for you. Whacky poems that take a roller-coaster ride from the crazy corners of dreams to the big questions of life. This collection of over seventy poems for children by Steve Turner is regularly in the best-seller lists. Full of wit and fun, his thought-provoking poetry has been used by teachers in classrooms and entertained children at home over the years. These poems make an instant impact, as the themes and ideas in them offer lots of food for thought for young minds.
Download or read book Bye Bye Diaper See You Never for Girls written by Yen Hope Tran M D and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2022-01-15 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book consists of educational rhymes that encourage toddlers to learn how to live diaper-free lives. Soon I'll be two, then three, then four So many birthdays who could want more? Mommy and Daddy tell me I'm a big girl now And I should use the potty, but I don't know how They say, "that's okay, you'll figure it out Learning new thing is what I am all about. It's okay to learn fast. It's okay to learn slow Just keep on learning, and that's how you grow." Dear Parents, Parenting is an incredible journey and yet an extremely challenging job. The path of parenthood brings diverse experiences. One early challenging involvement is to toilet train our little munchkins. Each child has a unique temperament and tempo for learning new things. Toddlers learn best by mirroring adults. Their young minds are like sponges. So, to adopt a diaper-free routine, it's crucial to educate them with positive reinforcement. Using the toilet is something they will eventually master, just like adults. After informing the child about the benefits and importance of using the toilet, the next step is to set up a routine. Avoid being too pushy or harsh. You can frequently remind the children and ask them if they need to visit the toilet. Give them some time. Patience is the key here! Make sure that your tone is always relaxing and encouraging. By making toilet time more fun and less stressful, young children will likely rely on their instincts. Involvement of their favorite stuffed toys and sharing captivating stories about potty training also help them embrace the process. This book consists of educational rhymes that encourage toddlers to learn how to live diaper-free lives. Enjoy these moments of learning and growth with your child. Best of luck. Happy reading! Sincerely, Dr. Yen H. Tran Dr. Yen H. Tran, D.O., is a board-certified OB/GYN physician. As an award-winning physician and surgeon, she is a full-time medical practitioner in Orange County, California. Her medical opinions have been quoted in Forbes, Health, and other magazines. Dr. Tran is a writer and painter who takes pride in bringing delight to people's lives daily through her works. Dr. Tran has written various essays, articles, and books. She won a prize in the Los Angeles Youth Essay Contest, and her winning essay was published in the Los Angeles Times. The proud mother of two is the author of many beloved children's books. Her books are meaningful, inspired by philosophy, teaching young children the great moral life lessons that they require to thrive. She finds it rewarding to touch the lives of children through her paintings and literature. From potty training to learning the alphabet, she finds undeniable value in empowering parents and children to live their lives to their full potential.
Download or read book A Funeral in the Bathroom written by Kalli Dakos and published by Albert Whitman & Company. This book was released on 2017-02-01 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2012 IRA-CBC Children's Choices 2012 Children's Choice Book Award Finalist My teacher's pretty slick, Has a hundred teaching tricks. Even in the bathroom stalls, She hangs poetry on the walls, And while I'm there all alone I can't help but read a poem. From "Gross" and "Flushophobic" to "There's a Sock in the Toilet," these poems will have kids laughing all the way to "The Bathroom Dance!"
Download or read book Potty Poems for the Porcelain Throne written by K. Wirtz and published by . This book was released on 2023-02-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ladies and Gentlemen, do you find yourself tired of staring at the bathroom wall, counting tiles, or reading the shampoo bottle?Well, have no fear, because the "Potty Poems for the Porcelain Throne" is here! This bathroom book will change the way you spend your time on the throne. With its collection of lighthearted, silly, and sometimes relatable poems, it will make your bathroom experience a time for laughter and entertainment.Whether you're in need of a quick break from reality or just looking for something to pass the time, this book has got you covered. It's the perfect addition to any bathroom library and is guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. So, why wait? Get your copy of "Potty Poems for the Porcelain Throne" today and never have a dull moment in the bathroom again!
Download or read book On Top of the Potty written by Alan Katz and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2008-03-25 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Well-known music with new lyrics encourage toddlers to trade in their diapers for the potty chair, including "If You Gotta Go Do Poopy," sung to the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know It."
Download or read book Potty Talk Poetry 2 written by Iris Lucero and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-02-12 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone loves funny rhymes. Potty talk, even better. These rude and slightly crude poems about things like beans causing farts or a heavy load in Junior's diaper, will have you laughing out loud.
