Download or read book Poems to Poop by written by Brian Boone and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2024-03-05 with total page 170 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cheeky verse for loads of bathroom fun! “Brilliant from one end to the next!” —T. P. Eliot, “The Waste Land” “A literary laxative for our times!” —Elizabeth Barrett Browning, “To Flush, My Toilet” Poems to Poop by will relax and entertain you and your bathroom guests whenever nature calls. Find humor and relief in this witty, toilet-friendly treasury featuring hundreds of outhouse odes, poo haikus, Insta-poems, and joyfully silly rhymes to pass the time. Keep this colon-clearing collection toilet-side or take it with you wherever you go! - Treat yourself to a poetic poop break anytime you need it - Enjoy updated classics like “Tinkle, Tinkle, Little Star,” “One Flush, Two Flush,” and “Stopping to Pee on a Snowy Evening” - Indulge your love of bathroom humor with verse that’s sure to move you
Download or read book Poems of Poop Number One written by Mark O'Toole and published by . This book was released on 2016-07-08 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever walked through a bookstore and seen dads with their sons, trying to find a book that's not about fairies, princesses, babies, animals or, even worse, baby animals? Nothing wrong with those books, of course, but dads usually end up in the truck book section. Slim pickings. Honestly, kids are just not that into trucks.It's well known that men mature at a slower rate than women. I'm not sure if this is scientific fact or not, but I've heard a man's sense of humor stops evolving around age 10.That's why you need to experience my book of kid's poetry, "Poems of Poop."If you're still reading, congratulations.If a small smile came to your face, even better.Why "Poems of Poop"? Here are a couple of reasons.First, the topic of poop has long been monopolized by one book, "Everyone Poops." That's not fair and that's not right. Poop is way too big a topic for the world to rely on just one book to tell the story. So "Poems of Poop" solves that with a collection of laugh-out-loud poems to even the poop playing field.Second, remember the 2010 success of "Go the **** to Sleep"? It was funny and popular because it spoke the truth. "Poems of Poop" speaks the truth kids between 6-and-10 already know: poop is hilarious. So take the audience that scooped up "Go the *** to Sleep," turn them into highly influential, immature and poop-loving children, and I "smell" success for "Poems of Poop". (And if we can get Samuel L. Jackson to read these on tape, we'll probably make The Today Show.)And back to those dads. Finally, they can have a book they want to buy, and will buy. Granted, they will likely be in big trouble with their wives when they get home, but one kid passing gas should lighten the tension in the room, and then "Poems of Poop" is off to the races, or bathroom, or wherever.
Download or read book 101 Poo Poems by Dr Deuce written by and published by . This book was released on 2018-11-17 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Poop and Other Poems written by Gerald Locklin and published by . This book was released on 1972-01-01 with total page 89 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book When Dad Goes Poo written by Adam Stephey and published by Bookbaby. This book was released on 2020-08-17 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Potty poems to provoke poo-crastinators. A bathroom book. Go check your bathroom. There may be a poo-crastinator in there right now. This book is for him. Short, whimsical poems will motivate that man to do his "duty" and move on. Each page has a different euphemism to describe his favorite activity. Beautifully illustrated yet not overly graphic, poo-crastinators are now without excuse when it comes to their extensive toilet times.
Download or read book Every Girl Poops written by Danielle McGhee and published by . This book was released on 2019-01-31 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every Girl Poops: A Diary From A Girl Who Poops is for women with a sense of humor! This book contains a collection of humorous and thoughtful poems (mostly in haiku format) about poop experiences. The purpose of the book is to make the reader laugh while sitting on the toilet.
Download or read book Poems of Poop Number Two written by Mark O'Toole and published by . This book was released on 2016-07-08 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever walked through a bookstore and seen parents with their children, trying to find a book that's not about fairies, princesses, babies, animals or, even worse, baby animals? Nothing wrong with those books, of course, but dads especially usually end up in the truck book section. Slim pickings. Honestly, kids are just not that into trucks.That's why you need to experience the kid's poetry book, "Poems of Poop: number two."Why "Poems of Poop"? Here are a couple of reasons.First, the topic of poop has long been monopolized by one book, "Everyone Poops." That's not fair and that's not right. Poop is way too big a topic for the world to rely on just one book to tell the story.So "Poems of Poop" solves that with a collection of laugh-out-loud poems to even the poop playing field.Second, remember the 2010 success of "Go the **** to Sleep"? It was funny and popular because it spoke the truth."Poems of Poop" speaks the truth kids between 6-and-10 already know: poop is hilarious. So take the audience that scooped up "Go the *** to Sleep," turn them into highly influential, immature and poop-loving children, and I "smell" success for "Poems of Poop".And back to those parents. Finally, they can have a book they want to buy, and will buy. Granted, they will likely be in big trouble when they get home, but one kid passing gas should lighten the tension in the room, and then "Poems of Poop" is off to the races, or bathroom, or wherever.
Download or read book Death Obscura written by Rick Bursky and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 61 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Virtu" This wasn't the first time I'd watched a woman wear high heels in the shower. Closed-toe this time. Her toes weren't painted and she didn't want anyone to see. After she told me this, her head tilted back. Water masked her face in a way not possible if she still had been turned to me as I stood at the sink shaving, then brushing my teeth. An inconsequential detail, whether or not she was watching, Water darkened the red shoes. The damaged world spun beneath. Her balance, of course, was perfect. Rick Bursky is a Los Angeles ad man.
Download or read book National Geographic Book of Animal Poetry written by Emily Dickinson and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2012 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Full-color photographs accompany two hundred poems about animals.
Download or read book Tales from the Toilet written by Jolana Hollister and published by Jolana Hollister. This book was released on 2019-03-14 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of poems written about the bathroom experiences of two girls with IBS. Each poem includes a rating of the poop.
Download or read book Pulled from the Poop written by Kirstin Danker and published by America Star Books. This book was released on 2015-04-22 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author's poems serve as a viewfinder to the reader showing that there is much to find in the world. Each poem offers a unique treasure to the reader. What if I was not born Had not landed in this meadow. Never ever would be so close. Kirstin Danker (1980) writes about searching, finding, losing and finding again. As a mother, daughter, sister, girlfriend, she is having a laugh in the midst of life that teaches her and others. She has been working in the care of people with intellectual disabilities.
Download or read book When Unicorns Poop written by Lexie Castle and published by Running Press Kids. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrate all things sparkly, including unicorn poop, with this rainbow-filled, humorous story! Did you know that when a unicorn poops, rainbows arch across the sky? And when they toot, shiny bubbles float all around! What happens when a unicorn sneezes or spits or cries? More magical whimsy occurs when unicorns do all these things, of course. Just don't step in their poop-eww! Complete with stunning, bright, and magical full-color illustrations, When Unicorns Poop is sure to delight kids as well as be the perfect gift for any unicorn-crazed adult.
Download or read book Kama Pootra written by Daniel Cole Young and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2010-05-01 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop The only known translation of an ancient manual instructing readers in the art of enlightened bathroom experience, the Kama Pootra offers a thrilling rediscovery of the tiled path to porcelain nirvana. Willing seekers will find fifty-two progressive positions designed to maximize how you do number two. Every time the bathroom door closes, a new experience awaits.
Download or read book Son of Poop written by Gerald Locklin and published by . This book was released on 1973-01-01 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Papa Is a Poet written by Natalie S. Bober and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2013-10-15 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Papa Is a Poet: is a picture book about the famous American poet Robert Frost, imagined through the eyes of his daughter Lesley. When Robert Frost was a child, his family thought he would grow up to be a baseball player. Instead, he became a poet. His life on a farm in New Hampshire inspired him to write "poetry that talked," and today he is famous for his vivid descriptions of the rural life he loved so much. There was a time, though, when Frost had to struggle to get his poetry published. Told from the point of view of Lesley, Robert Frost's oldest daughter, this is the story of how a lover of language found his voice.
Download or read book The Best American Poetry 1996 written by David Lehman and published by Scribner. This book was released on 1996-09-16 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Simon & Schuster, in its ninth year, The Best American Poetry 1996 is universally acclaimed as the best anthology in the field. The compilation includes a diverse abundance of poems published in 1995 in more than 40 publications ranging from The New Yorker to The Paris Review to Bamboo Ridge.
Download or read book When I Grow Up I Want to be a List of Further Possibilities written by Chen Chen and published by A. Poulin, Jr. New Poets of Am. This book was released on 2017 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This award-winning debut interrogates the fragile, inherited ways of approaching love and family from Asian American, immigrant, and queer perspectives.
