Download or read book Pickup Lines written by Puma Pants and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-09-11 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pickup LinesThe Ultimate Book of Pickup Lines. Over 200 Funny, Clever, Cheeky and Adult Pickup Lines and Comebacks So, you want to brush up on your pickup lines? Well at Puma Pants we have got your back. We know what it's like to approach a nice piece of crumpet, only to realize that you have nothing to say and to just end up standing there awkwardly looking at her chesticles. We are also fully aware this this book is great for reading while you're honking out a dirt snake. So if it ends up being kept in the toilet, fair enough. We have come to terms with it. We have also made sure the pages are as non-absorbent as possible, so if you run out of toilet paper you couldn't use this book as a makeshift ass wipe even if you want to. Anyway, get reading and let's get on with making you into a complete studly dreamboat! Tags: pickup lines, corny pickup lines, dirty pickup lines, cute pickup lines, good pickup lines, bad pickup lines, pickup line, cheesy pickup lines, best pickup lines, nerdy pickup lines, romantic pickup lines, worst pickup lines, great pickup lines, stupid pickup lines, lame pickup lines, awesome pickup lines, creepy pickup lines, funny pickup lines, chemistry pickup lines, cheesiest pickup lines, harry potter pickup lines, sweet pickup lines, science pickup lines, funniest pickup lines, best pickup line, girl pickup lines, nasty pickup lines, hilarious pickup lines, cheesy pickup line, cheesey pickup lines, funny pickup line, dumb pickup lines, clean pickup lines, dirtiest pickup lines, jewish pickup lines, pickup lines funny, chessy pickup lines, cheap pickup lines, nerd pickup lines, star wars pickup lines, smooth pickup lines

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