Download or read book Pinoy Punchlines written by Magdalena and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-10-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Indulge in the laughter and joy of Filipino humor with "Pinoy Punchlines," a delightful compilation of side-splitting jokes, witty one-liners, and humorous anecdotes that will leave you in stitches. From classic tales featuring beloved characters like 'Juan' and 'Pedro' to clever commentaries on everyday Pinoy life, this book offers a diverse range of humor that captures the heart and soul of Filipino comedy. Whether you're a proud Filipino seeking to revel in your culture's wit or an international reader eager to explore the world of Filipino humor, "Pinoy Punchlines" has something for everyone. This book is the perfect companion for light-hearted moments, gatherings with friends and family, or simply brightening your day with a dose of laughter. The jokes within its pages are not only entertaining but also a testament to the Philippines' vibrant comedic tradition. Join in on the fun and discover why Filipino humor is loved worldwide. With "Pinoy Punchlines" in hand, you'll always have a reason to smile, chuckle, and share a good laugh. Grab your copy today and embark on a hilarious journey through the rich tapestry of Filipino jokes. Laughter is universal, and "Pinoy Punchlines" is here to prove it!
Download or read book Jokes Collection 2 written by Tatay Jobo Elizes and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2013-06-20 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mental case - Psychiatrist: Let me analyze your problem, so perhaps you should start at the beginning. Patient: All right, in the beginning, I created the heavens and the earth. . . + + + Medicines - ala pinoy - Mga mister, pag meron karandaman si Misis, simple medicines lang ang kailangan: kispirin at yakapsul. Pag hindi pa gumaling, try biogesex. + + + Happiest Man - A couple lying in bed one night. The wife turn to the husband, smiled and said: "I'm going to make you the happiest man in the world." The man replied: Really? When are you leaving? + + + Smell - Ang sense of smell ng bulag ay very sensitive, dahil bulag siya at iyon lang ang kanyang talent. Pag dinala mo ang isang bulag sa wet market, alam niya ang smell ng bigas, ng mga prutas, at meat products. Pero pag dinala mo siya sa fish section, ang una niyang salita, ay "Good morning, Girls!"
Download or read book THE MAKING OF THE PORKCHOP DUO written by Romeo “Choppy” Vargas and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011-11-21 with total page 103 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This memoir paints a nostalgic portrait of the life and times of the young Choppy as he stumbled upon Porky, together creating the legendary comic tandem in the Philippines called Porkchop Duo. For thirty years, the Porkchop Duo entertained generations of Filipinos with their iconic brand of stand-up comedy, travelling to 34 countries as “Showbiz Ambassadors of Good Will” and bringing laughter and fun to countless homesick Overseas Filipino Workers across the world. Told with unyielding candor and wit, Choppy recounts his days: from being a poor Tondo boy in between jobs to make a living, a youth leader keeping a dual personality to ironically conceal his shenanigans, to a young family man winning over his personal battles—inspirations that were to become materials for their much-celebrated repertoire of rib-tickling jokes. Choppy gives us a glimpse of the landscape of the Philippine stand-up comedy, how they found their way in, and broke new grounds. He reveals how they peddled an epic idea that would make them pioneers of comedy albums in the Philippines, eventually making stand-up comedy a household name for entertainment. Then he tells a moving story of grief, when his father, and shortly his partner, Porky, died, and tells how he unremittingly continues the legacy of the Porkchop Duo despite the odds. This unprecedented Autobiographical Joke Book packed with almost 100 jokes will surely take you back to the Porkchop Duo’s world-renowned performances.
Download or read book Filipino Satire written by Sherill Asis-Gilbas and published by . This book was released on 2021-08-02 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is another compilation of five research articles. The literary materials used are novels of a transnational writer, Merlinda Bobis. Each article employed different approaches, but all focused on identifying the satirical aspects that unravel Filipino culture, beliefs, practices, and traditions. The first article intended to present the Filipino Satire used as an aesthetic expression of needs relative to socio-cultural and political issues and concerns from the Early Philippine Novel in English to the contemporary works of expatriate writers. Defamiliarization and Humor theories, including Social Criticism, are used as the main frameworks of this paper, which are descriptive, analytical, and qualitative. The second article employed Freud and Lacan's Psychoanalyzes particularly on the pleasure and reality principles. Likewise, the cultural and gender studies and semiotics were applied in the treatment of material. This descriptive-qualitative type of analysis employed on the novel highlights how cultural-domestic issues and socio-political problems brought along by poverty. Furthermore, the material used in the third article is Banana Heart Summer. The article sought to describe the novel's theme, tone, structure, and style, as well as the socio-political and cultural aspects using food as primary trope. It also aimed to present the reality frame of the depicted societal problems of the Filipinos in general and those of Bicolanos in particular. The formalist theory was applied in the treatment of material, which is a satire. The defamiliarization theory was employed through devices such as tropes and social realism. The fourth article used formalistic approach in the literary analysis of the elements of fiction, contextual representation of star as the novel's trope, and the societal problems depicted in the novel. It aimed to introduce a paper that may be used in a teaching-learning scenario that evaluates and criticizes, anchored on the philosophical theory of Lacan on psychoanalysis. Finally, the last article asserts that a piece of literature reflects the worldview of its writer, which is the result of personal experiences, basically rooted from culture. Bobis sees her country's need for liberation and search for cultural strength. Her being transnational motivates her to write from her perspective of Philippine culture associated with her personal experiences in another country.
Download or read book Golden Peanut written by JUANITO M. JAMORA and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-14 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Juanito M. Jamora loves to laugh-and he shares lots to laugh about in Golden Peanut. Juanito's warm Filipino humor puts a gentle twist on daily human foolishness. He lets us know that we were all born to be perfectly gullible and ridiculous sometimes, and that it's a very good thing. We have a duty to poke a little good fun at life! Filipinos are known throughout the world for their hospitality and positive attitude in life such as their ability to laugh at their own misfortunes. They have a unique sense of humor, and they make jokes in good times as well as in bad. In the storehouse of Juanito's imagination, his funny descriptions of Filipino life blend the sweet-natured culture with the people's strong devotional life. His jokes often imply more than they say, and they will make you think as well as laugh. Heading out the door? Take Golden Peanut with you and trade a few jokes!...
Download or read book Filipino Funecdotes written by Fred Apilado and published by . This book was released on 2023-09-29 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Filipino Funecdotes is a book of funny stories by Fred Apilado.Fred got his ideas from his friends and people he knows who came from the Philippines to live in America. He tells stories that make you laugh, no matter where you're from. These stories remind all immigrants of their early days in the United States.If you're an immigrant yourself or just like a good laugh, 'Filipino Funecdotes' is a book that will make you laugh and remember the times when you first came to America.
Download or read book Library of Congress Subject Headings written by Library of Congress and published by . This book was released on 2011 with total page 1702 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Library of Congress Subject Headings written by Library of Congress. Cataloging Policy and Support Office and published by . This book was released on 2009 with total page 1596 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
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Download or read book Masterpieces of Wit and Humor written by Robert Jones Burdette and published by . This book was released on 1903 with total page 510 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Library of Congress Subject Headings P Z written by Library of Congress. Subject Cataloging Division and published by . This book was released on 1989 with total page 1546 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Filipino Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-10-02 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Filipino jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Filipino Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Filipino Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Filipino joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Filipino jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Filipinos wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Filipino and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Filipino brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Filipino who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Filipinos laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
Download or read book Philippine national bibliography written by and published by . This book was released on 2002 with total page 412 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
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Download or read book The Making of the Porkchop Duo written by Romeo "Choppy" Vargas and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011-11 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This memoir paints a nostalgic portrait of the life and times of the young Choppy as he stumbled upon Porky, together creating the legendary comic tandem in the Philippines called Porkchop Duo. For thirty years, the Porkchop Duo entertained generations of Filipinos with their iconic brand of stand-up comedy, travelling to 34 countries as "Showbiz Ambassadors of Good Will" and bringing laughter and fun to countless homesick Overseas Filipino Workers across the world. Told with unyielding candor and wit, Choppy recounts his days: from being a poor Tondo boy in between jobs to make a living, a youth leader keeping a dual personality to ironically conceal his shenanigans, to a young family man winning over his personal battles inspirations that were to become materials for their much-celebrated repertoire of rib-tickling jokes. Choppy gives us a glimpse of the landscape of the Philippine stand-up comedy, how they found their way in, and broke new grounds. He reveals how they peddled an epic idea that would make them pioneers of comedy albums in the Philippines, eventually making stand-up comedy a household name for entertainment. Then he tells a moving story of grief, when his father, and shortly his partner, Porky, died, and tells how he unremittingly continues the legacy of the Porkchop Duo despite the odds. This unprecedented Autobiographical Joke Book packed with almost 100 jokes will surely take you back to the Porkchop Duo's world-renowned performances.
Download or read book Library of Congress Subject Headings F O written by Library of Congress. Subject Cataloging Division and published by . This book was released on 1988 with total page 1452 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
