Download or read book Penguin Kiwi Joke Book written by Anon and published by Penguin Books. This book was released on 2006-06-01 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This crazy collection of the best and worst jokes of all time will make you laugh - and make you groan - but you won't be able to put it down.
Download or read book Penguin Adults Only Kiwi Joke Book written by Gordon Kerr and published by Penguin Books. This book was released on 2006-08 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Strap on your seat belt for the ultimate ride through the world of bad taste! Be prepared to be offended as you laugh out loud at the best (and worst) adults-only jokes around. Something to offend everyone!
Download or read book The Penguin Book of More New Zealand Jokes written by John Barnett and published by . This book was released on 1998-01-01 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes compiled during the two years after the publication of 'The Penguin Book of New Zealand Jokes'. Question and answer jokes, stories, and puzzles are included. In 36 chapters, including standard joke subjects such as medical, religious, gay, Irish, knock knock, and Arthur or Martha. One section is devoted to New Zealand jokes.
Download or read book The Puffin New Zealand Joke Book written by Penguin Group New Zealand, Limited and published by . This book was released on 2002 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A new collection of jokes for Kiwi kids. Jokes include: knock-knock jokes, waiter jokes, doctor jokes, elephant jokes and chicken jokes. All joke types are arranged in sections.
Download or read book Puffin Kiwi Kids Joke Book written by Gordon Kerr and published by Puffin Books. This book was released on 2006-06 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of hilarious jokes for budding comedians aged 7 10. Get ready for some major belly laughs with this crazy collection of jokes, riddles, and knock-knock jokes.
Download or read book The Penguin Book of New Zealand Jokes written by John Barnett and published by . This book was released on 1996 with total page 261 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The New Penguin Joke Book written by Stephen Stratford and published by . This book was released on 2002 with total page 305 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A new collection of jokes aimed at the New Zealand market. Themes include: being rude about Australians, poking fun at Aucklanders, Westies and Americans. Osama Bin Laden jokes also make an appearance.
Download or read book The Beaut Little Book of New Zealand Slang written by H. W. Orsman and published by Penguin Books. This book was released on 2008-05-19 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's a well-known fact that Kiwis have their own way of talking, and without a guide you can easily come a greaser. Have a gink at this beaut little book, and you won't need to feel a nong any more. In fact, you'll be away laughing. You can put a ring around that!
Download or read book Flight of the Dodo written by Peter Brown and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2009-10-31 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Penguin gets pooped on by a flying goose, he doesn't just get angry--he decides to do something about it. Penguin and his flightless friends set out to build a flying machine that will give them the bird's eye view they've never had in this picture book. Illustrations.
Download or read book Keel Over Laughing written by Penguin Group New Zealand, Limited and published by . This book was released on 1999 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One hundred jokes and some cartoons about a race for a certain Cup, yachties, and yacht races. The jokes are generally of an 'adult' nature. Occasional line drawing cartoons are used to illustrate some of the jokes.
Download or read book Kiwi Speak written by Justin Brown and published by . This book was released on 2018-02-26 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you speak Nu Zild? In Kiwi Speak, bestselling author Justin Brown eavesdrops at the dinner table, the school yard, the farm and the sports club to bring us an entertaining dictionary of phrases and expressions - the often hilarious, sometimes baffling New Zealandisms we use in everyday life.
Download or read book The Penguin Book of New Zealand Letters written by Louise Lawrence and published by Penguin Group. This book was released on 2003 with total page 388 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The first historical anthology of New Zealand letters is made up of more than 150 letters that span three centuries. The voices of both famous and ordinary New Zealanders as well as famous visitors capture the richness of human life, both mundane and noteworthy. Chronologically selected from Cook's voyages to the present day, this book contains much previously unpublished material. Each letter is preceded by a short explanatory piece from the editor"--Publisher's description.
Download or read book Club Penguin Waddle Lot of Laughs Joke Book written by Ladybird Books Staff and published by . This book was released on 2010-10-01 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Favourite NZ Jokes about Australians written by Katrina Power and published by Penguin Books. This book was released on 2008-05-05 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Australian cartoonist Stanley Cross once said: 'to create a joke, you first have to have a good laugh and then think backwards.' He must have been talking about Australians when he said this.This highly dangerous book could permanently damage trans-Tasman relations, but let's face it, who really cares? A healthy contempt is the main feature of the New Zealand-Australia relationship, and no one seriously wants that to change.
Download or read book The J A F A Joke Book written by Penguin Group New Zealand, Limited and published by . This book was released on 1998 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of 100 jokes with an Auckland theme or reference. Question and answer jokes are included, along with short story type jokes, some illustrated with black and white line drawings. The soft cover is illustrated with a colour depiction of a very relaxed Sky Tower.
Download or read book Little Kiwi Loses His Mum written by Bob Darroch and published by Puffin Books. This book was released on 2009 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Little Kiwi hatches from his egg an accident launches him out into the world on an unexpected adventure. He's got to get back home to Mum but can't really remember what she looks like. With help from a blue penguin he sets about meeting a variety of New Zealand birds in his quest to find his mum.
Download or read book Straight from the Horse s Ass written by Lee Hughes and published by Penguin Random House New Zealand Limited. This book was released on 2016-02-01 with total page 246 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Kiwi cowboy and his stubborn horse (nicknamed ‘Goddammityou-sonavabitch’) ride through America. Here’s how an ‘averagely dumb city-slicker’ looking for something to do on his summer holiday saw Dances With Wolves and was seduced by the lure of the West. Together with a small stubborn horse rescued from a career in the Belgian sausage industry, he travelled 3500 miles down the Rocky Mountains from Canada to Mexico. When Lee Hughes began, he didn’t know how to ride, and his horse, Spice (also known by his Indian name of ‘Goddammityou-sonavabitch’), wasn’t giving lessons either. Their relationship wasn’t exactly a partnership, more of an armed truce, but nevertheless they crossed rivers and deserts, mountains and plains, dodged buffalo and bears, moose and mountain lions, met policemen and preachers, cowboys and Indians, Democrats and all manner of respectable folk as well. They made it to Mexico only nine months late. Bones were broken, six-guns roared in anger and quicksands were explored the hard way. There were feasts, famines and some world-class drinking. Good deeds were done and dark ones concealed. And a good horse died. Around wintertime Lee and Spice bluffed their way on to a ranch and played at being a cowboy and a cowpony. 7000 cattle went along with the joke until summer, and then they headed south again, saddlebags bulging with rolled oats, baked beans and Cheez Whiz. What started out as just a summer holiday, grew until it filled a year with excitement and laughter, panic and peril and, ultimately, became this ‘mostly true story without too many lies or bits left out’.
