Download or read book Pee Yo Pants Joke Book for Kids written by Joke Book Group and published by FITB Ventures. This book was released on 2017-10-24 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Does your child love to be silly? Do they like to tell hilarious jokes? We invite you to arm them with the funniest riddles, jokes, and tongue twisters around. All of our jokes, riddles and tongue twisters were written for children aged 5-10. ***Buyer Beware*** Your kids will be telling these jokes over and over and think they are a miniature Richard Pryor or Jim Carrey

Download or read book Who Wet My Pants written by Bob Shea and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2019-09-17 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this hilarious tale of blame, compassion, and forgiveness, a very embarrassed bear is reminded that accidents can happen--but with the support of good friends, life goes on. Reuben the bear's got donuts for everyone in his scout troop, but his friends are all staring at something else: there's a wet spot on Reuben's pants, and it's in a specific area. "WHO WET MY PANTS?" he shouts, and a blame game starts. His buddies try to reassure him there was no crime. Just an accident. It could happen to anyone! But as all the clues begin to point in Reuben's own direction as the culprit, Reuben must come to terms with the truth. Who Wet My Pants? isn't a potty-training book. It's a witty and wise story about embarrassment and anger, empathy and acceptance, and ultimately...forgiveness.

Download or read book Knock Knock Jokes for Kids Laugh Out Loud Jokes for Kids written by Rob Elliott and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2013-06-15 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids can't get enough of laughter--so they can't get enough of Rob Elliot's hilarious joke books! Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is an all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart rolling in the aisles. Jokes like Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while but I'm back now With more than 2 million copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, it's clear that kids (and their adults) are looking for clean, lighthearted humor--and Rob Elliott delivers.

Download or read book The Cheeky Wee Monkey Joke Book written by Allan Morrison and published by Black & White Publishing. This book was released on 2009-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids will go bananas with the Cheeky Wee Monkey Joke Book! With over 1,000 side-splitting jokes to choose from, the Cheekey Wee Monkey will keep you laughing for hours. There are animal jokes, silly jokes, scary jokes, cheeky jokes, s...kool jokes, knock knock jokes and jokes you definitely can't tell your granny. So go on, laugh yourself silly!

Download or read book Don t Pee Your Pants written by Mr Higgenbottom and published by . This book was released on 2022 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Knock-knock jokes, riddles, tongue-twisters, and primo puns ready for you to share with your family, friends, or enemies for unlimited entertainment. Perfect for school children, grandchildren, good children, naughty children, and adults who are kids at heart. Ideal for boring car rids and rainy days or any time your funny bone needs a tickle. But remember, don't pee your pants!

Download or read book Pretty Good Joke Book written by Garrison Keillor and published by Blackstone Publishing. This book was released on 2021-08-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.

Download or read book Verity written by Colleen Hoover and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2021-10-05 with total page 295 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whose truth is the lie? Stay up all night reading the sensational psychological thriller that has readers obsessed, from the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Too Late and It Ends With Us. #1 New York Times Bestseller · USA Today Bestseller · Globe and Mail Bestseller · Publishers Weekly Bestseller Lowen Ashleigh is a struggling writer on the brink of financial ruin when she accepts the job offer of a lifetime. Jeremy Crawford, husband of bestselling author Verity Crawford, has hired Lowen to complete the remaining books in a successful series his injured wife is unable to finish. Lowen arrives at the Crawford home, ready to sort through years of Verity’s notes and outlines, hoping to find enough material to get her started. What Lowen doesn’t expect to uncover in the chaotic office is an unfinished autobiography Verity never intended for anyone to read. Page after page of bone-chilling admissions, including Verity's recollection of the night her family was forever altered. Lowen decides to keep the manuscript hidden from Jeremy, knowing its contents could devastate the already grieving father. But as Lowen’s feelings for Jeremy begin to intensify, she recognizes all the ways she could benefit if he were to read his wife’s words. After all, no matter how devoted Jeremy is to his injured wife, a truth this horrifying would make it impossible for him to continue loving her.

Download or read book What s Your Poo Telling You written by Josh Richman and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2007-05-03 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "With universal appeal (everyone poops, after all), this witty, illustrated description of over two dozen dookies (each with a medical explanation written by a doctor) details what one can learn about health and well-being by studying what's in the bowl. A floater? It's probably due to a buildup of gas. Now think back on last night's dinner, a burrito perhaps? . . .All the greatest hits are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad ... the list goes on. Sidebars, trivia, over 60 euphemisms for number 2, and unusual case histories all make this the ultimate bathroom reader. Who knew you could learn so much from your poo?"--Publisher website (October 2007)

Download or read book The Naughty Potty Book written by paras shah and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-09 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two funny happy-ending stories: #1. A boy peed his pants while going to school. What will he do now? #2. Find out how a boy named Poop got his name. What will he do when he grows up?A funny book that your kids would love to read!I wanted my kids to enjoy reading. So I made up a couple of stories about the things that my kids find funny - Potty, Pee and Poop. I hope your kids enjoy this book as much as my kids do! :) #funny book #toddler's book #preschool book #children's book #kid's book #story book #bedtime stories #book for boys#book for girls

Download or read book The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written No Joke written by May Roche and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2018-10-16 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every kid's favorite subject: bathroom humor! Inside the Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! are over a thousand knee-slapping bathroom jokes for kids, along with hundreds of silly illustrations! How can you distinguish your dad’s poop from others? It’s really corny. Why did the turd never get anything done? Because he was pooped. What do you call a kid with a bad case of the runs? Down in the dumps. Hilarious and more!

Download or read book The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written No Joke written by May Roche and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2018-10-16 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every kid's favorite subject: bathroom humor! Inside the Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! are over a thousand knee-slapping bathroom jokes for kids, along with hundreds of silly illustrations! How can you distinguish your dad’s poop from others? It’s really corny. Why did the turd never get anything done? Because he was pooped. What do you call a kid with a bad case of the runs? Down in the dumps. Hilarious and more!

Download or read book Oh Crap Potty Training written by Jamie Glowacki and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-06-16 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From potty-training expert and social worker Jamie Glowacki, who’s already helped over half a million families successfully toilet train their preschoolers, comes a newly revised and updated guide that’s “straight-up, parent-tested, and funny to boot” (Amber Dusick, author of Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures). Worried about potty training? Let Jamie Glowacki, potty-training expert, show you how it’s done. Her six-step, proven process to get your toddler out of diapers and onto the toilet has already worked for tens of thousands of kids and their parents. Here’s the good news: your child is probably ready to be potty trained EARLIER than you think (ideally, between 20–30 months), and it can be done FASTER than you expect (most kids get the basics in a few days—but Jamie’s got you covered even if it takes a little longer). If you’ve ever said to yourself: -How do I know if my kid is ready? -Why won’t my child poop in the potty? -How do I avoid “potty power struggles”? -How can I get their daycare provider on board? -My kid was doing so well—why is he regressing? -And what about nighttime?! Oh Crap! Potty Training can solve all of these (and other) common issues. This isn’t theory, you’re not bribing with candy, and there are no gimmicks. This is real-world, from-the-trenches potty training information—all the questions and all the answers you need to do it once and be done with diapers for good.

Download or read book Don t Poop Your Pants written by Stephen Curtis and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-11-03 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This rhyming picture book is a humorous take on the struggles of potty training. A young child sets out to enjoy a fun-filled day with his friends with one clear objective in mind. DON'T POOP HIS PANTS.

Download or read book Poo Poo Bum Bum Wee Wee written by Steven Cowell and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2021-08-05 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Poo poo, bum bum, wee wee - I sing my toilet song. Poo poo, bum bum, wee wee - I sing it all day long! Encourage toddlers and young children to use the toilet confidently with this hilarious rhyming picture book! Featuring bright, friendly illustrations and a very catchy rhyme, this fun picture book has been written in consultation with parents to break down all the stages of using the toilet into easy steps, from how to wipe to handwashing. This book will help take the stress and worry out of toilet training, as children can sing the song and learn to use the toilet without fear or fuss!

Download or read book Wee Hee Hee written by Wee Society and published by Clarkson Potter. This book was released on 2018-09-18 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An award-winning collection of 50 illustrated jokes perfect for little comedians to practice their funny stuff. Nothing brings people together like sharing a good giggle. And according to smarty-pants doctors and researchers, telling jokes is linked to higher intelligence, creativity, sociability, empathy, and self-esteem in kids. That’s why the folks at Wee Society created this artfully designed book of jokes and pictures. Inside you’ll find: • Tips for just-right joke telling • A spot for recording people’s reactions • A joke to illustrate • And more Perfect for parents who laugh with their kids, ideal for happy occasions of all kinds, Wee Hee Hee is a joyful book that kids will read over and over again!

Download or read book Chicken Butt written by Erica S. Perl and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2015-10-05 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You know what? What? Chicken butt! The classic schoolyard joke has been recast as an irreverent picture book, with call-and-response parts for parent and child. The word repetition in Erica S. Perl’s text, and wonderfully comic illustrations by beloved artist Henry Cole, make this a particularly inviting book for new readers, as does the opportunity to “trick†? a parent or other adult into participating in a very silly joke. The humor builds to a surprising and satisfying conclusion. Warning: Kids will want to read this one over and over and over again! “An unhinged piece of slap-happy rhyming...rocket-propelled artwork...the romp is a powerful piece of cacophony, more frenetic by the moment.†?—Kirkus Reviews

Download or read book 526 Pee Yo Pants Riddles for Kids written by Jessica Hart and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-01-02 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ✩✩ Buy the Paperback and Receive the Kindle eBooks for FREE✩✩Do you like to keep your brain active by solving word puzzles and brain teasers? Do you believe that it is essential to keep the brain active to stay healthy? Are you looking for a way to keep all the best riddles, puns, and brain teasers together in one easily accessible place? Then a book full of brain teasers and riddles is exactly what you need! Don't be content to just let a single joke pass over your head. Don't be the one in your group of friends who can't answer the riddle. Instead, stun and amaze your friends with a wide assortment of riddles! There's enough here for you that you'll find one that nobody knows. Confuse your friends! Stump your parents! Impress your teachers! And most importantly, impress yourself! You'll never know just how smart you are until you've managed to solve a riddle all on your own. Since the invention of language itself, riddles have been used to teach children logic, and to develop the brain-even before we knew what a brain was! The effect of riddles and brain teasers on the development of the young mind has been proven for millennia. Riddled have long appeared as part of children's parables and fairy tales, to teach critical thinking alongside the moral lessons those stories supply. One of the most famous examples in recent years comes at the hand of J.R.R. Tolkien himself, whose classic children's book 'The Hobbit' features and entire section where the protagonist must outwit a creature using riddles. So, do you want to be like the clever hobbit yourself? Spin riddles that'll leave your friends laughing when you give them the answer? Inside you will find a variety of riddles and brain teasers under such themes as... Animal riddles, for everyone out there who loves to read about furry creatures as much as you love to pet them!Spooky riddles, full of ghosts and ghouls, perfect for Halloween! Planes, trains, and other transportation riddles perfect for your family road trip! Puns that'll have you busting a gut! Sports riddles for everyone who'd rather be out running around! And so much more! Don't hesitate to look here when looking for all the best riddles, puns, and brain teasers. They'll make you laugh, make you think, make you yell in frustration and cry out in joy when you finally get it right. Don't hesitate a moment longer-"Riddles For Kids: 526 Pee-Yo Pants Riddles and Brain Teasers For Kids" is the book for you! Scroll up and click the buy now button to begin your journey!