Download or read book Parentally Incorrect written by Shayna Ferm and published by Health Communications, Inc.. This book was released on 2018-03-06 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. It's often a mayhem marathon filled with exhausting days, punctuated by public outbursts, poison control phone calls and poop (everywhere!). In this book straight from Tracey Tee and Shayna Ferm's irreverent mom-to-mom comedy phenomenon, The Pump and Dump Show, you'll be relieved to know you are not alone. Women across the country have confessed their craziest, most exasperating, unforgettable things their kids have done on handwritten cards that make up this book. Parenting is really hard -- but often hilarious -- and we're all just doing the best we can.
Download or read book Parentally Incorrect written by Shayna Ferm and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-03-06 with total page 275 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For over four years, Ferm and Tee have been performing to sold-out audiences across the country. The Pump and Dump Show is a fun and rowdy evening of comedy, singing, games, prizes, drinking, cursing and commiseration, with a clear and universal theme: Parenting is screwed up and hilarious, and we're all just doing the best we can. Motherhood is wonderful for many reasons, but moments of clarity are so often outweighed by public outbursts, poison control phone calls and poop (everywhere!) it's difficult to stop and realize that it's not always a direct reflection of our parenting skills. This gift book is a collection of segments from Ferm and Tee's popular show, including: The Most F**ked Up Thing Your Kid Has Done Recently cards. One of the most popular segments of the show, members of the audience write down crazy and memorable things their kids have done. It is hysterical, cathartic, and never disappoints. Sad Cake moments. Ever eaten cake that was just kind of sad? It's a situation, happen-stance or object that is a bit of a bummer, like getting in a fight on date night or getting puked on when there is no wine in the house. #SadCake Stump the Breeder trivia questions. So you think making a person makes you an expert on making a person? Test your knowledge by answering "extremely difficult" questions so you feel like you know what you're doing. Awesome MOMents. Games for moms to play when and if they ever get a night with friends, like: The Parentally Incorrect Drinking Game—If you've done it, you drink. If you haven't done it, you drink. Lies We Tell Ourselves Before We Have Kids. I'll still hang out after the kids go to bed. Yes you will. But not with your friends. With a glass of wine to help you forget the smell of spit up.
Download or read book The Art of Conscious Parenting written by Jeffrey L. Fine and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-09-28 with total page 237 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A new approach to creating, rediscovering, and renewing the intimate bonds between parents and children • Explains the importance of bonding with your child in utero and the physical and mental preparation needed even before conception • Shows how “green parenting”--breast-feeding, contact with nature, and low-tech creativity--can enhance your child’s life • The Art of Conscious Parenting won the 2010 Gold Nautilus Award for the best Parenting/Childcare book. The Nautilus Awards recognize books that promote spiritual growth, conscious living and positive social change, while at the same time stimulating the “imagination” and offer the reader “new possibilities” for a better life and a better world. Our first days and months of life are critical in forming the attitudes we bring into adulthood and in structuring the very roots of our personality. Simple bonding techniques--long forgotten in our modern world but stemming from the age-old customs of indigenous peoples--are at the core of a new model of conscious parenting that can produce happy and well-adjusted children. These practices also help parents experience an increased joy and intimacy both with their child and with each other. Based on obstetric and psychological evidence, Jeffrey and Dalit Fine reveal how bonding begins in utero and that the physical and mental preparation of both the father and mother, even before conception, sets the tone for the future well-being of the child. They show how sustained physical contact and simple ways of consciously interacting with your infant--eye contact with the newborn, baby-wearing instead of stroller use, and co-sleeping--have an observable positive effect. They also show that the “green parenting” practices of breast-feeding, contact with nature, and simple low-tech creative play not only provide a more hands-on and intimate approach to parenting but also are more economical and environmentally sustainable. From in-utero bonding through the challenges and joys of consciously interacting with your growing child, this book will help parents rediscover and apply the natural art of conscious parenting.
Download or read book The Perfect Parents Handbook written by Jennifer Conlin and published by St. Martin's Griffin. This book was released on 2013-09-24 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With a classification system that has every parenting style down to a 't', The Perfect Parents Handbook is unputdownable reading for anyone who's ever forked over major three figures for the "must have" stroller or agonized over what their children's school says about them as parents. The real facts and details in this book gently skewer modern mothers and fathers and will at the same time delight them with dead-on accuracy in describing the habits and accouterments of nine types, including: --The Neo-Trads: Dad makes the cupcakes and kids' artwork is everywhere (not just on the fridge); the family's taste always exceeds its wallet --The Martyr Parents: They've sacrificed so much for the kids that the kids have taken over the asylum --The Power Parents: The IV sessions that led to triplets were coordinated on mom and dad's Blackberries and the real British nanny swabs the babies' Burberry button-downs on the way to their five bedroom Park Avenue apartment --The Classic Parents: Everybody's in LL Bean and their 2.3 children all climb into a little red wagon to get to the SUV Laced with titillating facts about our child-centric culture (unique baby announcements! nursery decorators! mandatory volunteering at preschool!), The Perfect Parents Handbook decodes the complex and terrifying (smothering doulas! educational vacations to the rainforest!) world of raising kids.,
Download or read book Parentally Bereaved Children s Cognitive Understanding of Death written by Judith Chasin and published by . This book was released on 1997 with total page 774 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Motherhood Confidential written by Linda Cohen and published by Sociopathways. This book was released on 2005 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On the run from Big Mother best friends discover there's no more going by the book. This time it's personal.
Download or read book Understanding School Refusal written by M. S. Thambirajah and published by Jessica Kingsley Publishers. This book was released on 2008 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: School refusal is a crippling condition in which children experience extreme anxiety or panic attacks when faced with everyday school life. This book aims to explore, raise awareness of the problem and provide plans and strategies for education, health and social care professionals for identifying and addressing this problem
Download or read book Travel Leisure written by and published by . This book was released on 2003 with total page 860 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Handbook of Preventive Interventions for Children and Adolescents written by Lisa A. Rapp-Paglicci and published by . This book was released on 2004 with total page 512 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Principles of Pharmacology written by David E. Golan and published by Lippincott Williams & Wilkins. This book was released on 2008 with total page 1012 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This primary textbook for a first course in pharmacology offers an integrated, systems-based, and mechanism-based approach to understanding drug therapy. Each chapter focuses on a target organ system, begins with a clinical case, and incorporates cell biology, biochemistry, physiology, and pathophysiology to explain how and why different drug classes are effective for diseases in that organ system. Over 400 two-color illustrations show molecular, cellular, biochemical, and pathophysiologic processes underlying diseases and depict targets of drug therapy. Each Second Edition chapter includes a drug summary table presenting mechanism, clinical applications, adverse effects, contraindications, and therapeutic considerations. New chapters explain how drugs produce adverse effects and describe the life cycle of drug development. The fully searchable online text and an image bank are available on thePoint.
Download or read book Universal Orlando 2008 written by Kelly Monaghan and published by . This book was released on 2007 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Universal Orlando has become the preferred destination for sophisticated adult fun-seekers and thrill-seeking teenagers. This new edition, fully updated for 2008, provides in-depth reviews of every ride and attraction in the parks, CityWalk (Universal's entertainment district), and Universal's three luxury resort hotels with their gourmet restaurants. PLUS the first eyewitness review of Universal's newest attraction, the wildly popular Blue Man Group.
Download or read book Molecular Biology of Assemblies and Machines written by Alasdair Steven and published by Garland Science. This book was released on 2016-02-18 with total page 881 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Molecular Biology of Assemblies and Machines provides a comprehensive narrative of the ways in which macromolecular structures assemble and how they interact with other complexes and organelles in the cell. Richly illustrated in full color, the text is written for advanced undergraduates, graduate students, and researchers in biochemistry, molecular biology, biophysics, cell biology, chemistry, structural biology, immunology, microbiology, and medicine.
Download or read book Bioinformatics for Systems Biology written by Stephen Krawetz and published by Springer Science & Business Media. This book was released on 2008-12-11 with total page 623 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bioinformatics for Systems Biology bridges and unifies many disciplines. It presents the life scientist, computational biologist, and mathematician with a common framework. Only by linking the groups together may the true life sciences revolution move forward.
Download or read book The Risk of a Lifetime written by Rivka Weinberg and published by Oxford University Press. This book was released on 2016 with total page 279 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This original, comprehensive theory of procreative ethics explains what kind of act procreation is and when we may permissibly engage in it. In order to ascertain when the procreative risk is permissible to impose, Weinberg proposes contractualist principles to fairly attend to the interests prospective parents have in procreating and the interests future people have in a life of human flourishing. The book presents a solution to the non-identity problem as well as dilemmas regarding our liberal principles of autonomy, consent, and equality, which may seem to be in tension with our procreative practices.
Download or read book The Horrible Life Lessons Tree written by S. M. Torres and published by Kumquat. This book was released on 2015-05-20 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Once there was a tree, and she loved a boy--and already, this story is getting weird. This tree did everything for the little boy, spoiled the heck out of him, only to raise a monster, proving to everyone that trees make terrible parents. But whoever thought trees would make good parents? In this satirical, cautionary tale about the consequences of over-coddling your kids, watch the downward spiral of bratty child turned evil lunatic against a tree who was just trying to live her tree life. Enjoy this dark parody of indulgent parenting gone horribly wrong.
Download or read book Bats in the Belfry by Design written by Titus Stauffer and published by . This book was released on 1995 with total page 492 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Fifty years after the fact, we learned that the American government had injected its citizens with plutonium, without their knowledge or consent. What else have they been up to without telling us? In Titus Stauffer's explosive techno-thriller you'll discover a few possible answers. Be forewarned , however, what you discover can be deadly!"--Back cover.
Download or read book Universal Orlando 2005 Edition written by Kelly Monaghan and published by . This book was released on 2004-08-16 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All the latest on Universal Orlando's dynamic theme-park. Monaghan offers first hand, in-depth coverage of every attraction, hotel, restaurant, and shop. Insider tips and reviews spiced with wit and humor.
