Download or read book pam cam Thank You Ma am written by Gilbert Bankual and published by Monsell Press. This book was released on 2014-09-22 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For many years the author has, like most computer users, been receiving spam emails that he used to bin straight away - until one of the more outrageous ones caught his eye. Then he began to read them more carefully and, over the course of six years, selected outstanding examples of 'scam' literature.The author was especially attracted by the inventiveness of the senders, their very particular use of the English language, and the variety of the scams on offer. This ebook scrupulously presents those emails as they were received in terms of layout, vocabulary, and spelling. The author's only intervention has been to rearrange them in eight thematic chapters and for obvious reasons, to disable their various 'links'.Having worked on this project for years, the author discovered that a fair amount of people actually had taken the bait and been duped by these mails. Needless to say, the author did not send the replies that you are about to read. They have been added to serve as a light-hearted warning against tricksters, fraudsters, swindlers, et al, who seek to extract often significant sums of money from the unwary.
Download or read book Everything Is Awful written by Matt Bellassai and published by Atria/Keywords Press. This book was released on 2019-04-02 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the break-out star of BuzzFeed comes a collection of hilariously anguished essays chronicling awful and humiliating moments from his life so far, proving “the mantra of his life and career: being a human is hard work, so you may as well make your story funny when you can” (Bustle). Matt Bellassai has no idea what he’s doing. Well, to be fair, he did become semi-Internet famous by getting drunk at work, making him a socially acceptable—nay—professional alcoholic. He’s got some things figured out. But the rest is all just a terrible, disgusting mess. This is Matt’s book. Just to clarify, though, it is absolutely not a memoir; Matt is far too young to have done anything worth remembering (though he did win an actual People’s Choice Award for his BuzzFeed web series, “Whine About It,” which is pretty good, if you ask his mother). This is also most certainly not a book of advice; he is too woefully ill-prepared for life to offer anything in the way of counsel. Call this a collection of awful moments that led to his grumbling, blundering adulthood—a chronicle of little indignities that, when taken together, amount to a life of hilarious anguish. With keen wit and plenty of self-deprecation, Matt reveals how hard it is to shed his past as the Midwest’s biggest nerd, and how he came out to his friends and family (the closet was a bit messy). Matt also wrestles with the humiliations of adulthood, like giving up on love in New York City, and combating the inner voice that tells him to say aloud all the things the rest of us are smart enough to keep to ourselves. You probably don’t need this book, but let’s be honest—you do. Since you’re already reading, you might as well pull up a chair, grab your glass(es) of wine, and enjoy.
Download or read book The Current written by Tim Johnston and published by Algonquin Books. This book was released on 2019-01-22 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Stunning New Novel from the Bestselling Author of Descent Tim Johnston, whose breakout debut Descent was called “astonishing,” “engulfing,” and “outstanding” by national media, returns with The Current, a tour de force about the indelible impact of a crime on the lives of innocent people. In the dead of winter, outside a small Minnesota town, state troopers pull two young women and their automobile from the icy Black Root River. One is pronounced dead at the scene, while the other, Audrey Sutter, daughter of the town’s retired sheriff, survives. What happened was no accident, and news of the crime awakens the community’s memories of another young woman who lost her life in the same river ten years earlier, and whose killer may still live among them. Determined to find answers, Audrey soon realizes that she’s connected to the earlier unsolved case by more than just the river. And as she plunges deeper into her own investigation, she begins to unearth long-hidden secrets and stoke the violence simmering just below the surface of her hometown. Brilliantly plotted, unrelentingly suspenseful, and richly atmospheric, The Current is a mesmerizing story about the fragility of life—and the power of fighting back.
Download or read book A COWBOY S HONOR written by Laura Gordon and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2011-07-15 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The McQuaids: Easy to love, hard to forget, they are brothers by blood, lawmen by choice. Up against the toughest cases—and the strongest passions—they live by THE COWBOY CODE In Black Stetson, leather jacket and Levi's, sheriff Cameron McQuaid epitomized the sexy cowboy. His sense of honor was as rock hard has his physique, and he'd never come across anything to challenge that. Until he met Francesca Landon. Caught in a rain of bullets, and with her best friend recently murdered, Frani needed the kind of help only Cam could give. As a lawman, Cam realized his father was the chief suspect, but as a man, he couln't walk away from the desire Frani ignited in him. With a secret Frani was desperate to hide and a family Cam was determined to protect, did their passion have a chance?
Download or read book Random House Webster s Rhyming Dictionary written by Random House and published by Random House Reference. This book was released on 2008-10-14 with total page 361 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Random House Webster’s Rhyming Dictionary is an essential resource for writers, poets and songwriters. An expanded version of the RH Webster’s Pocket edition, it includes: • Approximately 60,000 words • Comprehensive cross-referencing • A glossary of poetic terms • Contemporary proper names and foreign phrases
Download or read book The Marriage of Maria Braun written by Rainer Werner Fassbinder and published by Rutgers University Press. This book was released on 1986 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Commentary and criticism on Fassbinder's film "The marriage of Maria Braun"
Download or read book The Novels of Samuel Richardson Esq Viz Pamela Clarissa Harlowe and Sir Charles Grandison written by Samuel Richardson and published by . This book was released on 1824 with total page 976 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Damon the Providence of Pan written by Michael Knell and published by Spire Publishing. This book was released on 2009 with total page 324 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The much misaligned and misunderstood Pan, often incorrectly believed to be the youngest of the gods and the only deity to have perished, returns with a vengeance. Armageddon approaches, but with one major ingredient missing. Without El, who is no more, there can be no second coming - no hope of salvation for humankind. Enter Pan. Enter a mystified young man from an orphanage. Enter the real world of tomorrow - our tomorrow. And enter all the Hell that awaits us!
Download or read book Merriam Webster s Rhyming Dictionary written by Merriam-Webster, Inc and published by Merriam-Webster. This book was released on 2002 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New edition! Convenient listing of words arranged alphabetically by rhyming sounds. More than 55,000 entries. Includes one-, two-, and three-syllable rhymes. Fully cross-referenced for ease of use. Based on best-selling Merriam-Webster's Collegiate® Dictionary, Eleventh Edition.
Download or read book Cause For Elimination written by Marla A. White and published by The Wild Rose Press Inc. This book was released on 2022-10-10 with total page 330 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Reclaiming her life after a devastating riding accident, equestrian Emily Conners’ world shatters again when she discovers her friend and boss lying in a stall with a smashed skull. Now jobless and with a handsome cop underfoot investigating the case, she's torn between wanting the killer found and keeping her own secrets safe. Detective Justin Butler always gets his killer, but this victim has a stampede of enemies and few leads to go on. Stonewalled by the tight-knit equestrian world, he looks to Emily for help, but she’s strangely reluctant. Is she hiding something, or is she afraid of their growing attraction? As the search for the murderer heats up, their hearts become entangled and their lives at risk, forcing Emily and Justin to work together to find the killer before they strike again.
Download or read book Of Ice and Steel written by D. Clayton Meadows and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2013 with total page 303 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: D. Clayton Meadows takes you on an edge of your seat jouney into the world of the submariner. This is a nerve-racking tale of how men and machines would react to a mysterious threat that the major powers fear but cannot understand. In an intriguing science fiction twist, Meadows puts a World War II German U-boat in suspended animation in the frozen Arctic ice. Waking some sixty years later, the thoughts of the Captain and crew are to get home. Unaware the war they fought so long ago is over the U-boat encounters ships of Russia, Britain, and the United States. The result is a frighteningly realistic yarn of three men who must overcome their own demons to save the world.
Download or read book My Sister s a Witch So What Am I written by TC Chelsey and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2023-12-20 with total page 89 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: About the Book Welcome to your average, unorthodox family of witches, and a couple o’warlocks. Meet a biz savvy dude named Dakota Jackson, a member of this otherwise disenfranchised franchise, partially subsidized by a bountiful supply of medical blunts. It’s a steady gig, however there’s something else brewin’ in the cauldron. Sista’ Penny is a teen witch with stripper boots. Please do the math. And as Dakota puts it-- “since we’re related to the same baby machine, WHO am I?” Freshman member of the Craft? Pretty Penny rules, who has no choice but to eliminate the ghouls out to kidnap their beloved Super Gram. This most excellent lady, who drinks the same witches brew, happens to be the most famous movie star of all time, just released from self-imposed exile. Suddenly, it’s game night, and without home field advantage. Now what? There’s zombies, a werewolf, rum and coke, and by the way, Dakota’s dog talks and his sis and gram now have body doubles out for a stroll. Is rage contagious? Times do fly. Fasten your seat belts everybody, and prepare for an out-courageous ride in a pink helicopter into the Valley of the Zombies! And since this all takes place in Hollywood – or just down the proverbial dirt road -- look your photogenic best and keep it campy for about 300 million viewers. Any questions? Do daisy dukes and shrouds come in matching colors? Well, do they? About the Author TC Chelsey is a long-time radio DJ and voice actor in Hollywood. Having also worked as a tour guide for Warner Brothers, Chelsey was inspired to write this book, as there are a lot of ghosts at the studio! A true Californian, he enjoys biking, hiking, swimming, and water skiing.
Download or read book Chapter Closed written by K. J. Keller and published by Strategic Book Publishing. This book was released on 2011-12 with total page 277 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dr. Elizabeth Beck, a world renowned psychologist and author of many best-selling books, including Rapist Rules, is blackmailed by a former acquaintance to be the maid of honor at a wedding in Snow Cap Ridge, Colorado. On the night before the ceremony, Elizabeth becomes the intended rape victim of local ski instructor John Garrett. When Garrett is discovered stabbed to death, Elizabeth is charged with his murder. Since Elizabeth was found unconscious at the scene of the crime and doesn't remember anything past the rape attempt, her fate is in the hands of a skeptical jury. Throughout the investigation and trial, people from Elizabeth's past play major roles in the twisted road to resolution. As her lawyers battle to prove her innocence, Elizabeth is thrown a curve when a romance that had lain dormant for sixteen years is awakened. Follow the secrets and buried truths to the surprising conclusion in Chapter Closed. About the Author: K. J. Keller was born in Colorado, but spent most of her youth in Arizona. Since 1999, she resides with her partner in his native country, The Netherlands, where she teaches high school International Baccalaureate English Diploma Programs in The Hague.Her first novel, The Butterfly Clinic, (ISBN: 978-0-595-45441-9) is available at all major book outlets, online book stores, or via author's website: www.kjkeller-author.com Ms. Keller is currently working on her third novel, Heavenly Scrapbook, and a unique cookbook featuring recipes and travel stories from her adventures in Europe and Africa. Publisher's website: http: //SBPRA.com/KJKelle
Download or read book Striking Distance written by Pamela Clare and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-11-05 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Her past is a secret—even to her. Discovering it will be the most dangerous move of her life. TV reporter Laura Nilsson, known as the “Baghdad Babe,” spent eighteen months in an Al-Qaeda compound after being kidnapped live on the air. Two years later, she’s still wondering why. No mission in Javier Corbray’s fourteen years as a Navy SEAL affected him the way Laura’s rescue did. No woman had stirred his protective instincts the way she did. And he wants her more than he’s ever wanted anyone. As Laura and Javier’s passion ignites, so does Laura’s need to discover the mystery of her past. Especially when she learns that her abduction was not random—and that she’s still a target for a killer with an impenetrable motive. Now Javier will have to rely on his skills to keep the woman he loves from being struck down before she dares uncover the truth.
Download or read book To Hell with Terrorism written by Frank K. McGarry and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2015-02-02 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a world ravaged by international terrorism, a radical solution may be the only answer. Join Captain Liam O’Grady aboard the Belfast Star, the world’s most technologically advanced ship, as he and his crew set out on a mission with that will keep you on the edge of your seat from cover to cover. When the Board of Directors of the Bermuda Star Line approach their new general manager about a top-secret, internationally-backed scheme to strike back at world terrorism networks, Captain O’Grady, the outspoken seaman and poet, is the obvious choice to lead a team of experienced seamen, naval officers, and technology wizards on an adventure that will send them around the world and back again.
Download or read book The Complete Emily Bernal Trilogy written by Pamela Fagan Hutchins and published by Pamela Fagan Hutchins. This book was released on 2016-06-01 with total page 806 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sparks fly as ex-cowgirl and down-on-her-luck paralegal Emily Bernal hilariously struggles through a series of murders, messes, and men in a trio of Texas-to-New Mexico mysteries perfect for fans of Janet Evanovich. Part of a deeply-satisfying five-box set super series with over two million downloads and USA Today bestseller status. "Emily is a HOOT and so real!" Includes Heaven to Betsy, Earth to Emily, and Hell to Pay. "Full of heart, humor, vivid characters, and suspense. Hutchins has done it again!” — Gay Yellen, author of The Body Business Heaven to Betsy (Emily #1): Dumped by her husband for a man, ex-rodeo queen Emily Bernal yearns for a fresh start. When a handsome local attorney named Jack offers her a gig, she's not sure if it's the right fit. But after a dead body takes a swan dive right in front of her and she learns a missing six-year-old girl is caught in the aftermath, Emily's heart sends her from barrel racing to paralegal work in a hurry. A string of strange coincidences don't seem to add up, sparks fly between her and her boss, dead ends start to become dead bodies, and the race to save the girl comes down to the wire. Earth to Emily (Emily #2): Emily may have traded the fast-paced rodeo world for paralegal work but the change hasn’t made her life any simpler. Between romancing her sexy attorney boss Jack and fighting for custody of her foster child, she wonders if riding a bucking bronco would be easier. But when two runaway teens beg for her help after witnessing a truck-stop murder, the former rodeo queen springs into action. As she follows the clues along the Texas interstate, she can’t help but notice her boyfriend is hiding something from her. When the investigation turns deadly, Emily’s only chance to keep the runaways alive is to stand toe-to-toe with a criminal conspiracy that could make her the next victim. Hell to Pay (Emily #3): Emily Bernal feels like she’s finally living her happily-ever-after. Weeks away from marrying her sexy boss and adopting the little girl who stole her heart, she thought nothing could break her stride. At least until a dead-man face-plants into an anatomically correct novelty cake and Emily’s friend is charged with murder. As she follows the crumb trail of clues, Emily must infiltrate a venomous cult and clash with her one and only nemesis. “Fair warning: clear your calendar before you pick it up because you won't be able to put it down.” — Ken Oder, author of The Closing Over 1000 reviews and a 4.6-star average. Available in digital, print, and audiobook. Once Upon A Romance calls Hutchins an "up-and-coming powerhouse writer." A former attorney, Pamela splits time between Nowheresville, TX and Snowheresville, WY. What readers are saying about the What Doesn't Kill You Mysteries: "Unputdownable." “Full of heart, humor, vivid characters, and suspense.” “Hutchins is a master of tension.” “Intriguing mystery . . . captivating romance.” “Everything shines: the plot, the characters and the writing. Readers are in for a real treat.” “Immediately hooked." "Spellbinding." "Fast-paced mystery." "Can't put it down." “Entertaining, complex, and thought-provoking." “Murder has never been so much fun!” "You’re guaranteed to love the ride!" If you like Sandra Brown or Janet Evanovich, you will love USA Today best seller Pamela Fagan Hutchins. Buy the Emily box set hang on tight for high-spirited mysteries you won't want to put down!
Download or read book Faith Hope Love written by Ihrilyn D. Pendatun and published by WestBow Press. This book was released on 2018-02-28 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes, just when you thought that youd finally found that one true love, suddenly love would teach you to let go of that one true loves hand. As you discover the journey of Faith and Gabriel in Faith.Hope.Love, may you find out how their faith in God leads them to something they could hope for and teaches them to love once again. Will love be enough for Faith to hold on? Or will it be enough for Gabriel to let go? This novel will let you see that there is one person that could truly make you smile, who could genuinely make you laugh and occasionally make you cry. But despite it all, that person would still be the same person you would want to wipe your tears away. She said that Gods love is like holding the raindrops in your hands. One cannot just contain the raindrops in ones hand. It will overflow. That is how immeasurable and unending Gods love is. We can only hold that much because it would never stop and end (Faith).
