Download or read book Optimist the Glass Is Half Full Pessimist the Glass Is Half Empty Engineer the Glass Is Twice the Size It Needs to Be written by Lisbob Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-21 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The absolute ideal gift notebook fort any engineer, engineer college major, engineer student, chemical engineer, mechanical engineer or just someone with the engineering mind or sense of humour. A great gift for graduation day. Engineers will love it. Do you know someone who is just a little bit engineering minded? If you do, you will know exactly what I mean by that. Engineers tend to think a little bit differently than the rest of us. Celebrate that fact with this fun engineering joke notebook.Your new journal: - Beautiful matte-finished cover- Blank white paper, lined- 120 pages- 6x9 inch siz
Download or read book Optimist Pessimist written by Donna Globus and published by . This book was released on 2009 with total page 1 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The flexagon includes the cover and verso, and unfolds 2 times to reveal a total of 3 pages of text which read: "An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be."
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Download or read book Windows 7 Annoyances written by David A. Karp and published by "O'Reilly Media, Inc.". This book was released on 2010-04-27 with total page 723 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Windows 7 may be faster and more stable than Vista, but it's a far cry from problem-free. David A. Karp comes to the rescue with the latest in his popular Windows Annoyances series. This thorough guide gives you the tools you need to fix the troublesome parts of this operating system, plus the solutions, hacks, and timesaving tips to make the most of your PC. Streamline Windows Explorer, improve the Search tool, eliminate the Green Ribbon of Death, and tame User Account Control prompts Explore powerful Registry tips and tools, and use them to customize every aspect of Windows and solve its shortcomings Squeeze more performance from your hardware with solutions for your hard disk, laptop battery, CPU, printers, and more Stop crashes, deal with stubborn hardware and drivers, fix video playback issues, and troubleshoot Windows when it won't start Protect your stuff with permissions, encryption, and shadow copies Secure and speed up your wireless network, fix networking woes, make Bluetooth functional, and improve your Web experience Get nearly all of the goodies in 7 Ultimate, no matter which edition you have "Blunt, honest, and awesome." --Aaron Junod, Manager, Integration Systems at Evolution Benefits "This could be the best [money] you've ever spent." --Jon Jacobi, PC World "To use Windows is to be annoyed -- and this book is the best way to solve any annoyance you come across. It's the most comprehensive and entertaining guide you can get for turning Windows into an operating system that's a pleasure to use." --Preston Gralla, author of Windows Vista in a Nutshell, and Computerworld contributing editor
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