Download or read book Only Cunts Are Born in February Notebook Funny Birthday Gift Blank Lined Novelty Journal Great Gag Present Also a Fab Alternative to a Card written by Sweary McLeary and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-03-14 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This blank lined journal/notebook is the perfect gift for the birthday cunt! 100 pages of lined paper 6x9 Soft Matte cover More useful than a card!: ) The first page is for you to fill in & reads as follows: To............... (The birthday cunt) HAPPY BIRTHDAY Lots of love ..........................

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