Download or read book OMG I Forgot the Card written by Claudean Wheeler and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-09-22 with total page 101 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Never lose your sense of humor standing in the card aisle again! Did you forget to buy a card? Did you wait until the last minute? Again? Or maybe, just maybe, you absolutely can't stand the monumental time-suck of standing in the greeting card aisle looking for just the right sentiment. Well, whatever your selfish little reason, you need never forget the card again! This handy-dandy book of ready-to-fold-and-mail greeting cards packs enough premeditated thoughtfulness to get you through any occasion. You'll find holiday cards, birthday cards, thank-you cards, get-well cards--everything you need to save face. Sometimes sweet, sometimes snarky, OMG! I Forgot the Card! has something for everyone on your wish list. Suddenly you're the most thoughtful person ever! Special package features a wraparound cover. Cards are pad bound for easy removal and scored so they are easy to fold and mail. Simply pull out your selected greeting card from the book. Fold it. Use the enclosed stickers to seal the card. Affix a postage stamp and pop it in the mailbox. No envelope required!
Download or read book Geek Merit Badges written by Meghan Murphy and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-04-29 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Provides a guide to the forty unique merit badges every geek can earn, with quizes and exercises to help readers master necessary skills to navigate fandom from gaming acumen to cosplay expertise.
Download or read book Landfall written by Thomas Mallon and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2020-02-11 with total page 498 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Set during the tumultuous middle of the George W. Bush years—amid the twin catastrophes of the Iraq insurgency and Hurricane Katrina—Landfall brings Thomas Mallon's cavalcade of contemporary American politics, which began with Watergate and continue with Finale, to a vivid and emotional climax. The president at the novel's center possesses a personality whose high-speed alternations between charm and petulance, resoluteness and self-pity, continually energize and mystify the panoply of characters around him. They include his acerbic, crafty mother, former First Lady Barbara Bush; his desperately correct and eager-to-please secretary of state, Condoleezza Rice; the gnomic and manipulative Donald Rumsfeld; foreign leaders from Tony Blair to Vladimir Putin; and the caustic one-woman chorus of Ann Richards, Bush's predecessor as governor of Texas. A gallery of political and media figures, from the widowed Nancy Reagan to the philandering John Edwards to the brilliantly contrarian Christopher Hitchens, bring the novel and the era to life. The story is deepened and driven by a love affair between two West Texans, Ross Weatherall and Allison O'Connor, whose destinies have been affixed to Bush's since they were teenagers in the 1970s. The true believer and the skeptic who end up exchanging ideological places in a romantic and political drama that unfolds in locations from New Orleans to Baghdad and during the parties, press conferences, and state funerals of Washington, D.C.
Download or read book OMG Guys written by Jodi Miller and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-02-18 with total page 159 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He told everyone you slept together (when you didn't) He licked your face like a dog while you were making out He told you he thinks your mom is hot ...And all you can say is OMG! But then what? In this hilarious guide, comedian and coauthor of the WTF? series Jodi Miller offers real-life reactions for the ridiculous (and repulsive) everyday dating dramas you must endure. From forgetting to tell you he has crabs to his baby mama hating your guts, you'll find solutions to the dilemmas that make you say, "Oh My God!" So the next time he asks you what you think about getting a boob job, or you catch him checking out your best friend, don't cry out for divine intervention. Just consult the OMG!: Guys advisor and you'll know just what to do—any place, anywhere, any time!
Download or read book Lost in Chaos written by Tate Connors and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2015-08-10 with total page 576 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Loosely based and exaggerated on my move from NYC to Los Angeles. My first 6 months in LA and my first trip back to NYC. It is about trading a way of life for another. After changing to your New Life it is very difficult to go back to your Old Life without further bumps in life. It is about learning how different NYC is from LA and how to adapt in each, while pursuing your dreams.
Download or read book The Lost Girls written by Wendy James and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2014-02-26 with total page 313 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the bestselling author of The Mistake comes a hauntingly powerful story about families and secrets and the dark shadows cast by the past. Curl Curl, Sydney, January 1978. Angie's a looker. Or she's going to be. She's only fourteen, but already, heads turn wherever she goes. Male heads, mainly . . . Jane worships her older cousin Angie. She spends her summer vying for Angie's attention. Then Angie is murdered. Jane and her family are shattered. They withdraw into themselves, casting a veil of silence over Angie's death.Thirty years later, a journalist arrives with questions about the tragic event. Jane is relieved to finally talk about her adored cousin. And so is her family. But whose version of Angie's story – whose version of Angie herself – is the real one? And can past wrongs ever be made right? The shocking truth of Angie's last days will force Jane to question everything she once believed. Because nothing – not the past or even the present – is as she once imagined.
Download or read book The Belittled Love written by SIDDHARTH DEV and published by HSRA PUBLICATIONS. This book was released on 2020-08-25 with total page 236 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Belittled Love by SIDDHARTH DEV
Download or read book Aqua Haze written by Harry L. Barok and published by Balboa Press. This book was released on 2019-07-08 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A very pretty and intelligent author has writer’s block! Ginger vacations to the gorgeous island of St. John’s to cure herself. Upon her first morning jaunt, Ginger spies a body washed up on the shore, and she soon finds herself administering mouth to mouth to a handsome dark-haired, but scarred stranger. When he awakes, he can’t recall who he is. His cell phone and other IDs are also missing. Ginger returns to her cottage to get her phone and call the authorities. When she returns with the police, the handsome stranger has vanished. The stranger returns later that night. Ginger, thirsting for romance and adventure, invites him in. The two quickly form a romantic bond amidst the crisis and excitement. A hazardous cat-and-mouse game ensues as the duo lures out the criminals. The clues concerning the stranger, now nicknamed Rob Wilson, begin to mount, but so do the bodies. Our heroes, while tracking down the villains, must also dodge the authorities. As the mystery uncloaks, a kidnapping, hijacking, attempted murder, and drug smuggling are exposed. Back in Miami, Rob discovers he is actually Rod Dexter, a former Navy Seal. He regains most of his memory with help of Ginger. Then with his Seal buddies, Rod tracks down his son and catamaran. He also resolves to expose who has been betraying him, along with his export/import firm. Do Rob and Ginger find future happiness with one another? The author chose this genre because of his love of mysteries, spy, and adventure movies. Mr. Barok has vacationed extensively in the Miami and Virgin Island areas. The author has explored, sailed, snorkeled, and socialized in the region.
Download or read book Make Me Feel Real written by M. C. Angel and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2022-04-15 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The story starts with a terrifying sexual attack on the author at her Manhattan apartment. While the attack takes place she “escapes” in her mind by flashing back on her life from her horribly abusive childhood, through her life of fitness and beauty, and on to her romances, marriage and her son, up to the moment she is suffering this horrifying eighty-five-minute-long attack. Once the attack ends, we hear about the aftermath of the attack that leads to her spinning out of control into a high-stakes world of gambling where she quickly gets in way over her head and to survive makes the desperate decision to rob banks. These riveting true-life events culminate in her capture and her being sent to federal prison with an ending that will leave you—FEELING REAL.
Download or read book OMG written by Deborah Baer and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-02-18 with total page 204 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You are mistaken for a prostitute... You fart during yoga class ... Your boyfriend has been posting pictures of his penis online ... ...And all you can say is OMG! But then what? In this laugh-out-loud funny guide, gossip queen Deborah Baer gives you the wildest, wittiest, even witchiest solutions to the dramas and traumas that make you say, "Oh my God!" So the next time your boyfriend asks you what you think about getting a boob job, or your former BFF hits "reply all" and "accidentally" spills your deepest, darkest secret to the entire world, don't cry out for divine intervention. Just consult your OMG! advisor and you'll know just what to do—any place, anywhere, any time!
Download or read book Banned Legal Secrets To Protect Your Legal Rights Everyday written by James Dazouloute and published by James Dazouloute. This book was released on 2019-09-15 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Book does give you all the basic tools that you will ever need when faced with Life, which is always full of legal situations. This book is also a collection of my many “ Legal Help Writings, “ which some have been published and others are brand new, all to help you so you will not miss out on any thing. And I also give to you a whopping 60 Chapters of legal situations that you will face, but with “ Ever – Green information “ on how to overcome your legal troubles today, and tomorrow. And I even show you how to legally have the Police apologize to you, as well how to properly handle your Lawyer and keep his or her feet to the legal fire. Just so you will never end up being a victim. I teach you the meaning of, and the inner workings of legal problems that you and your loved ones will face for life, and still end up having a fair shake at the legal system that was originally written to protect the common man and woman. And not the elite with money. https://www.JamesDazouloute.net/ - For More:
Download or read book Monster Spotter s Guide to North America written by Scott Francis and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007-07-11 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Like a bird-watching guideà only for monsters Monsters represent the dark side of humanity–the primal, animal impulses that reside in every single one of us. They have preyed upon our imaginations and our fears since the dawn of civilization. North America is home to a wide array of fearsome beasts, including hairy monsters, flying monsters, lake monsters, and other unexplained phenomena. Monster Spotter's Guide geographically catalogs more than one hundred legendary monsters reported to inhabit the continent. From the mythical Sasquatch of the Pacific Northwest to the vicious Mexican goatsucker known as El Chupacabra, you'll read about the legends and major sightings of the most widely feared creatures reported to exist–plus a few you might have never heard of. Within these pages you'll find detailed pen-and-ink drawings, helpful quick-reference boxes for immediate identification of key monster traits, a glossary of cryptozoology terms, useful appendices, case studies and more. Let this book be your guide, and explore the legends for yourself. Anyone can be a monster spotteràwhen you start looking, you never know what you might find.
Download or read book Whose Language Is English written by Jieun Kiaer and published by Yale University Press. This book was released on 2024-09-17 with total page 262 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An exhilarating new account of the English language, from British colonialism to the age of social media, emphasizing dynamism and democratization Whose language is English? Although we often think of it as native to one place, today there are many Englishes. About seventy-five countries are now using English as their official or first language, and the number of people speaking it around the world continues to rise. But the makeup of the English-speaking population is changing. The proportion of speakers for whom English is a first language, for instance, is decreasing, due to the explosion in popularity of English as a second language. In this ambitious book, Jieun Kiaer explores the lives of English words in the twenty-first century, when the creation and use of language has become an increasingly dynamic, interactive, and diverse process in which ordinary people have taken leading roles--offering such coinages as "flexitarian," "MeToo," "glow up," and "shitizen" to "No sabo kids" and beyond. As English language grows ever more diverse, Kiaer believes, we need a paradigm shift. We must acknowledge that all varieties of English are languages in their own right when they are used by a community of speakers. English is a language that belongs to everyone. Considering the effects of social media, the Covid-19 pandemic, virtual work, globalization, and artificial intelligence, Kiaer paints a compelling portrait of a diffuse, rapidly evolving language characterized by creativity and democratization.
Download or read book Forget Me Not written by Alexandra Oliva and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2022-03-01 with total page 369 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: She was born for all the wrong reasons. But her search for the truth reveals answers she wishes she could bury in Forget Me Not, a suspenseful and deeply moving near-future thriller from the author of The Last One. “A page-turning mystery . . . highly original, sharply insightful, and thoroughly riveting.”—Kimberly McCreight, New York Times bestselling author of A Good Marriage What if your past wasn’t what you thought? As a child, Linda Russell was left to raise herself in a twenty-acre walled-off property in rural Washington. The woods were her home, and for twelve years she lived oblivious to a stark and terrible truth: Her mother had birthed her only to replace another daughter who died in a tragic accident years before. Then one day Linda witnesses something she wasn’t meant to see. Terrified and alone, she climbs the wall and abandons her home, but her escape becomes a different kind of trap when she is thrust into the modern world—a world for which she is not only entirely unprepared, but which is unprepared to accept her. And you couldn’t see a future for yourself? Years later, Linda is living in bustling Seattle, but she has never felt more alone. With social media more ubiquitous than ever before, she is hounded by the society she is now forced to inhabit. When Linda meets a fascinating new neighbor who might just be a potential friend, and who shows her the possibility of a new escape through virtual reality, she begins to allow herself to hope for more by being sucked into a world that feels safe, but isn’t real. What would it take to reclaim your life? Then an unexplained fire at her infamous childhood home jolts Linda back to reality. She must return to the property for the first time since she was a girl, unleashing a chain of events that will not only endanger her life but challenge her understanding of family, memory, and the world itself.
Download or read book Lost Dogs written by Lucie Pagé and published by Cormorant Books. This book was released on 2023-04-01 with total page 291 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this darkly funny debut from Lucie Pagé, characters collide in unexpected ways as they search to create meaning in their lives. A university English sessional teacher searches for his missing blind pit bull, not entirely aware that his relationship is coming unravelled. Katherine, his girlfriend, pays far more attention to her walk-on role in an alternative theatre production. Fourteen-year-old Becca struggles to get her mother’s attention, while her mother provides calorie-wise snacking and fashion advice and dates Becca’s psychologist. Karl fails to control his embarrassing and shameful bad habit at his dead-end telemarketing job. Pagé weaves together narratives that speak of people adrift in the conflicting tides of the first decades of the twenty-first century in a novel that echoes the works of Lynda Barry.
Download or read book Love Lost written by Margo Masri and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011-05-25 with total page 125 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “. . . I think it’s time to move on,” he reported coldly. “If you want, I could drive you home now. We don’t need to be in each other’s company any longer than necessary.” “But you said you liked me.” I needed clarification. It didn’t make sense. “I did like you. Before. It passed. I was still unsure on what I had done. He drove me home, and I walked myself to my door. He didn’t even wait until I got inside. . . So we’ve come back to the beginning. My life was over. . . Suffice to say, the rest of August I spent in my room, depressed. Was that what a broken heart felt like? Did I really fall in love with him? I don’t think so, but I was definitely in very deep like. Anna Marks was trying to start over her senior year at Rocksfield Prep School until she discovered that the new good-looking transfer student may be her recent ex. Could she really ignore him and move on? Or will he make her realize not everything is what it seems?
Download or read book Winning 4 Card Poker a Pocket Guide written by Michael Wehking and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2018-05-08 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get all eight pocket guides from Xlibris. Winners Guide to Table Gaming Ultimate Texas Hold Em Winners Guide to Three Card Poker Winners Guide to Four Card Poker Craps: A Pocket Guide Winners Guide to Mississippi Stud High Card Flush: A Pocket Guide Pai Gou: A Pocket Guide
