Download or read book OMG Baby Stories That Will Touch Your Heart and Make You Giggle written by Dr. Sharon S. Joag and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2015-10-06 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: First-time parents are entering a new and sometimes scary world. They may have some idea of what they're getting into, but most don't know what their new lives will be like once their bundle of love arrives. OMG, Baby! offers a series of amusing and sometimes poignant anecdotes designed to provide a real-life glimpse of the parenting journey. Taken from the life of author Sharon S. Joag and her daughter, these tales focus on infancy, toddlerhood, and all the various experiences and milestones that happen during those years. From food and pets to travel and interaction with the world at large, Joag shares the good, the bad, and the ugly and includes advice along the way for new parents. She helps to show that the world of parenting might not be so scary after all; in fact, it can be a lot of fun! This collection shares humorous, true baby stories from the life of one woman and her young daughter, along with guidance and encouragement for new parents.

Download or read book OMG Baby written by Emma Garcia and published by Bookouture. This book was released on 2014-06-03 with total page 351 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fans of Sophie Kinsella and Lindsey Kelk, meet Emma Garcia. Vivienne Summers may very well become your next favourite heroine and the one you will want to keep visiting over and over.' Good Books and a Cup of Tea This ISN'T a book about babies... It IS about two people, one unexpected pregnancy and a question... Viv and Max were best friends for years, then they were lovers and then it all went terribly wrong. Now finally they are to be reunited. Viv feels sick. Not just with nerves at seeing the gorgeous Max again, but because there's a small chance she might, quite possibly, most definitely, be pregnant. It's thrilling. But also terrifying. At thirty-two Viv doesn't have a job, only eats fruit when there's nothing else, and can barely meet the needs of her foster cat. And whilst she knows that Max is the love of her life, they don't exactly have the most stable relationship. Then, as Viv's long-lost mother reappears on the scene and they all end up sharing an apartment, all hell breaks loose. HOW ON EARTH ARE THEY GOING TO COPE? OMG Baby! is the hilarious, cringe-worthy and touching sequel to Never Google Heartbreak. What people are saying about Emma Garcia 'This book picks up where Garcia's brilliant debut Never Google Heartbreak left off and it's great to catch up with Viv and Max. Garcia's ingenious wit and characterisation once again shine through... Another laugh-out-loud read from a hugely talented writer'. Chick Lit Club 'Her cracking pace and rapier wit, together with her robust and honest prose will be bound to win Emma Garcia a sackful of fans. Perfect for lovers of Bridesmaids and Caitlin Moran.'Red Magazine 'To say that this book was eagerly awaited is an absolute understatement. Following on from NEVER GOOGLE HEARTBREAK, OMG Baby! reconnects us with Viv and Max in all their fabulously sarcastic glory. The chemistry between these two characters is not only believable but so captivating. Viv and Max have the makings of a married couple but will they ever get that far?' A Page of Love

Download or read book OMG That s Not My Baby written by Kasey Edwards and published by . This book was released on 2011 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious spoof of the That's Not My...children's book series, OMG! That's Not My Baby is a great gag joke book for anyone with a child at home to look after, whether that child is 2 or 32.

Download or read book Pregnancy OMG written by Nancy Redd and published by St. Martin's Griffin. This book was released on 2018-04-03 with total page 477 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times bestselling author Nancy Redd’s visual guide to pregnancy and all the bizarre, hilarious, and often unanticipated changes a woman’s body can go through. WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THIS COULD HAPPEN?!— This is not the thought you want to be having when you’re frantically Googling whether your pregnancy symptom is normal or an emergency. Just when you thought there could never be another pregnancy book, Pregnancy, OMG! comes along, and you realize how much the current market is missing. Did you know that: your nose can change size and shape? Your fingernails, far from growing long and strong, can crack or fall off? You can completely (temporarily) lose your sense of smell? That 5% of women grow a third boob? More seriously, that 25-50% percent of the partners of women with postpartum depression develop it themselves, or that 20% of pregnancies end in miscarriage? This is a one-stop guide to every change a woman’s body can go through while pregnant, and is unlike anything for expecting parents on the market: it is illustrated by full-color photographs of a diverse set of real pregnant women of all shapes, sizes and ages. Featuring Nancy Redd’s trademark warmth, humor, and candor, and partnered with the advice and vetting of medical experts, this book tackles embarrassing, confusing, and less-widely discussed issues that many pregnant women face while offering practical tips and techniques to ease even the strangest problems, helping to dispel panic and shame, and providing women the resources they need for a healthy pregnancy.

Download or read book OMG written by Deborah Baer and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-02-18 with total page 204 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You are mistaken for a prostitute... You fart during yoga class ... Your boyfriend has been posting pictures of his penis online ... ...And all you can say is OMG! But then what? In this laugh-out-loud funny guide, gossip queen Deborah Baer gives you the wildest, wittiest, even witchiest solutions to the dramas and traumas that make you say, "Oh my God!" So the next time your boyfriend asks you what you think about getting a boob job, or your former BFF hits "reply all" and "accidentally" spills your deepest, darkest secret to the entire world, don't cry out for divine intervention. Just consult your OMG! advisor and you'll know just what to do—any place, anywhere, any time!

Download or read book Baby My Mommy is A Flavorist written by Mi MiZhiYin and published by Funstory. This book was released on 2020-05-08 with total page 697 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: i want to make you a perfume i only like one kind of fragrance hmm your beauty he was a callous ceo who lacked trust in people she was an unknown and beautiful arrowhead and they were bundled together by mistake she allowed him who had lost his sense of smell to experience the beauty of life once more meng bao innocent accusation daddy i said to help you get your mommy together to enjoy the happiness but you made me single

Download or read book Never Google Heartbreak written by Emma Garcia and published by Bookouture. This book was released on 2014-03-04 with total page 360 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'I can't recommend this highly entertaining book enough - it's clever, witty and downright hilarious.' 5/5 I Heart Chick Lit 'Fans of Sophie Kinsella and Lindsey Kelk, meet Emma Garcia.Vivienne Summers may very well become your next favourite heroine and the one you will want to keep visiting over and over.' Good Books and a Cup of Tea 'With a heroine to root for, a hero to swoon over, and a story so honest and compelling, Emma Garcia has written Chick Lit at itÕs best. I canÕt wait to read her next novel!' 10/10 Novelicious VivÕs ex-fiance, Rob, proposed to her three months after she slept with him - she thought it was one of those whirlwind romances you read about in magazines. Five years later, after Rob calling off the wedding for the third time, she has finally moved out. As Viv passes through the three essential stages of grief (denial, vodka, disastrous haircut), she becomes determined that it's not too late to try and get Rob back. One drunken declaration of love at an extremely inappropriate moment later, and Viv's scruffy, tequila-swilling best friend Max is there to pick up the pieces. Just when VivÕs starting to realise that maybe the real thing has been under her nose all along, she makes what might just be the biggest mistake of her life... Can love sneak up on us unexpected? WhatÕs the answer to heartbreak? And whatÕs a girl to do when even the Internet doesnÕt have the answer? Never has heartbreak been so amusing... a refreshingly honest, achingly funny read for fans of Sophie Kinsella, Helen Fielding and Paige Toon. What theyÕre saying about Never Google Heartbreak... The fast pace of the book and my inability to put it down meant I finished within twenty-four hours. With a heroine to root for, a hero to swoon over, and a story so honest and compelling, Emma Garcia has written Chick Lit at itÕs best. I canÕt wait to read her next novel! 10/10ê Novelicious.com 'A genuinely likeable and very funny heroine . . . A fun read with a great leading lady.' Heat magazine 'This feisty and honest story of a crazy-in-love woman is hugely funny - perfect easy reading.' Closer magazine 'Her cracking pace and rapier wit, together with her robust and honest prose will be bound to win Emma Garcia a sackful of fans. Perfect for lovers of Bridesmaids and Caitlin Moran.' Red magazine online 'Have you ever read a book where you've fallen in love with it after a few pages? Well, this normally happens whenever I read a book by my favourite authors: Sophie Kinsella, Lindsey Kelk, Lucy Robinson, Ali McNamara, Gemma Burgess and a few more . . . I really adored everything about NEVER GOOGLE HEARTBREAK . . . It made me laugh and cackle like a loon, made my heart swell full of love when the romantic bits kicked in . . . I can't recommend this highly entertaining book enough - it's clever, witty and downright hilarious.' I Heart Chick Lit 'One for everyone who has messed up something good, and then disastrously tried to get it back . . . Brilliant' Star magazine 'Hopelessly funny, this book is a classic with a modern twist' Company magazine

Download or read book The Truuuth written by Ceist Lord and published by Seven World. This book was released on 2014-05-28 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Cute Baby s Mommy Wants Love written by Su Miliang and published by Funstory. This book was released on 2020-09-05 with total page 986 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When her husband was cheating, the man he mistakenly provoked was a legend in Banyan City. He had monstrous wealth and power, and his appearance was beauties. She was a man with a special relationship with her ... — She was arranged to go on a blind date. The two little bun cried as they called her: "Dad is hitting us, help!" She rushed over with a head full of sweat. The man was rewarding the two little bun who had performed well ... She angrily said, "Mu Zhan Qian, my blind date has been destroyed by you!" The man said in a low voice, "If you want to remarry, why do you need to go so far? My child father, shouldn't he be the first choice? "

Download or read book Bump written by Kate Evans and published by Myriad Editions (US&CA). This book was released on 2014-04-01 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kate Evans, celebrated author of the breastfeeding bestseller, The Food of Love, acclaimed cartoonist, and mother, turns her attention to the joys and pains of growing a baby. Evans deftly handles the physical and emotional changes that come with being pregnant, looking at the practicalities of every stage as well as the challenges that may arise. Her no-nonsense, quirky, and accessible text is illustrated throughout with detailed artwork to guide the reader through the intricacies of human reproduction, whilst her customary laugh-out-loud cartoons demystify the complexities of pregnancy and birth.The book includes:• a graphic guide to conception• practical help for those trying to conceive• early pregnancy advice• stop telling me what to do• food, glorious food• the call of the duvet• engaging with the professionals• abortion rights and wrongs• miscarriage support• screening and scans• are you ready to have a baby?• the physical preparations• ripening and readying• waiting well past your due date• the art of birth: labor• push it real good• the Caesarean section

Download or read book Ex husband Please Stay written by Hong Doufan and published by Funstory. This book was released on 2020-02-22 with total page 1902 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Her marriage was to stay by herself in a large, empty house. Her marriage lasted from hope until despair. Her marriage was a monthly routine of the 8th. If it's a lie, then just lie for the rest of your life, okay? At least this way, they could continue all the way to the end of their lives.

Download or read book OMG My Child Is Gay 2nd Edition written by Sally D. Williams and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2014-01-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Written to educate, uplift, and encourage parents and Lesbian/Gay/Bisexual/Transgender (LGBT), OMG My Child is Gay! - 2nd Edition is an emotional, heart-gripping, true story of how Dr. Sally Williams, a Christian, psychologist, and mother dealt with the devastating news of her son coming out. The 91-page book is divided into three sections: (1) her personal story; (2) Tips for parents struggling with the sexual orientation of the LGBT child and (3) Tips for LGBT struggling to share their sexual orientation with parent. OMG My Child is Gay! also provides biblical and scientific resources for further investigation.

Download or read book Into White written by Randi Pink and published by Feiwel & Friends. This book was released on 2016-09-13 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: LaToya Williams lives in Montgomery, Alabama, and attends a mostly white high school. It seems as if her only friend is her older brother, Alex. Toya doesn’t know where she fits in, but after a run-in with another student, she wonders if life would be different if she were . . . different. And then a higher power answers her prayer: to be “anything but black.” Toya is suddenly white, blond, and popular. Now what? Randi Pink’s audacious fiction debut dares to explore a subject that will spark conversations about race, class, and gender.

Download or read book Dad s Guide to Baby s First Year For Dummies written by Sharon Perkins and published by John Wiley & Sons. This book was released on 2016-07-11 with total page 480 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Your comprehensive, practical guide to dadhood Your new baby is nothing short of a miracle—and it's no wonder you want to keep your bundle of joy safe and sound through every stage of their first year. Dad's Guide to Baby's First Year For Dummies takes the guesswork out of being your baby's primary caregiver, giving you sound instruction and helpful advice on looking after your baby, the essential gear you'll need to baby-proof your home, practical solutions to common parenting challenges, and so much more. Whether it's due to a fledgling economy or a simple sign of modern times, more and more men are staying at home with the kids while their breadwinning wives or partners deal with rush hour traffic. Whatever the reason you've decided to take on the role of Mr. Mom, Dad's Guide to Baby's First Year For Dummies offers all the friendly guidance and trusted tips you need to be a fantastic full-time parent. Look after your baby and teach children great skills Help your partner through pregnancy, birth, and beyond Follow the habits of highly successful dads Be a hands-on, stay-at-home dad If you're a proud papa-to-be, Dad's Guide to Baby's First Year For Dummies ensures all your bases are covered, so you can spend less time fretting about fatherhood and more time cherishing your wee one.

Download or read book Twelve Hours Sleep by Twelve Weeks Old written by Suzy Giordano and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2006-01-19 with total page 177 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There is no bigger issue for healthy infants than sleeping through the night. In this simple, straightforward book, Suzy Giordano presents her amazingly effective “Limited-Crying Solution” that will get any baby to sleep for twelve hours at night—and three hours in the day—by the age of twelve weeks old. Giordano is the mother of five children and one of the most sought-after baby sleep specialists in the country. The Washington Post calls her a baby sleep "guru" and "an underground legend in the Washington area for her ability to teach newborns how to achieve that parenting nirvana: sleeping through the night." Her sleep plan has been tested with singletons, twins, triplets, babies with special needs, and colicky babies—and it has never failed. Whether you are pregnant, first-time parents, or parents who seek a different path with your second or third child, anyone can benefit from the Baby Coach’s popular system of regular feeding times, twelve hours of sleep at night and three hours of sleep during the day, and the peace of mind that comes with taking the parent and child out of a sleep- deprived world.

Download or read book Realms written by Andra-Cristiana Stan and published by Andra-Cristiana Stan. This book was released on 2021-01-28 with total page 380 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Billionaire romance, curvy romance, paranormal romance, mafia romance. Eric and Selena's story continue from where it ended, but with more challenges. The madness, comedy, love, action, suspense, mystery, and all you already know continue. Past situations make their way to the light of truth and acknowledgement. The battle between Angels and Demons, dark love and pure love, is whirling and explosive. Their relationship goes strong but tested from all corners. Selena is one main prize for all parties. Will she change her love and surrender to the other side? Will Eric give up in front of torments and rejections? The gypsy from Selena's past, who foresaw her pair and her son, is coming back with renewed predictions. What these will be, how will they affect the couple, and what's her real connection to Selena? Author promises a HEA, though the twists and turns will be as never before… Realms is the fourth book in the Icy Shots on a Hot Billionaire series.

Download or read book Please Baby Please written by Spike Lee and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007-09-18 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Go back to bed, baby, please, baby, please. Not on your HEAD, baby baby baby, please ... From moments fussy to fond, Academy Award-nominated filmmaker Spike Lee and his wife, producer Tonya Lewis Lee, present a behind-the-scenes look at the chills, spills, and unequivocal thrills of bringing up baby Vivid illustrations from celebrated artist Kadir Nelson evoke toddlerhood from sandbox to high chair to crib, and families everywhere will delight in sharing these exuberant moments again and again.