Download or read book Old Farts Are Forever written by Lee Lorenz and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2010-04-22 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Legendary New Yorker cartoonist Lee Lorenz showcases his well-seasoned, fan-favorite characters in this one-of-a-kind collection titled Old Farts Are Forever. Lee's colorful old farts have been featured in boardrooms and bedrooms from snowy New England to balmy Boca Raton. They are the disappearing breed of ruthless senior industrialists and a growing legion of hapless victims of modern technology. His old farts face daunting doctors, pets that tyrannize their homes, and spouses who'd rather push them out of a moving car than share the last piece of coffee cake. C'est la vie, for an old fart. Welcome to Lee Lorenz's world. Old Farts Are Forever is the fabled cartoonist's first collection. The millions of age-challenged Americans and the masses of New Yorker cartoon fiends who love Lee won't be disappointed. "I looked in the mirror one day and discovered that after so many years of drawing old farts, I had become one. Old Farts Are Forever is both a celebration of America's favorite minority and an apology to a public I now realize was right all along." --Lee Lorenz
Download or read book Old Farts Are Forever written by and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Legendary New Yorker cartoonist Lee Lorenz showcases his well-seasoned, fan-favorite characters in this one-of-a-kind collection titled Old Farts Are Forever. Lee's colorful old farts have been featured in boardrooms and bedrooms from snowy New England to balmy Boca Raton. They are the disappearing breed of ruthless senior industrialists and a growing legion of hapless victims of modern technology. His old farts face daunting doctors, pets that tyrannize their homes and spouses who'd rather push them out of a moving car than share the last piece of coffee cake. C'est la vie, for an old fart. Welcome to Lee Lorenz's world. Old Farts Are Forever is the fabled cartoonist's first collection. The millions of age-challenged Americans and the masses of New Yorker cartoon fiends who love Lee won't be disappointed. "I looked in the mirror one day and discovered that after so many years of drawing old farts, I had become one. Old Farts Are Forever is both a celebration of America's favorite minority and an apology to a public I now realize was right all along." —Lee Lorenz.
Download or read book Old Farts Club written by Jh Notebooks and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-06-10 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: OLD FARTS CLUB We all live with them....decrepid, surly, wrinkled...tin need of either plastic surgery or euthenasia?...but we love 'em. Lined pages - room for their inner cumudgeoning. Dead skin wipes off easily. Great funny gift for those approaching their 30s....or 40s or 50s or 60s...you get the picture.
Download or read book Old Farts A Spotter s Guide written by Amos Tinker and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2016-10-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This newest title in the wildly popular Spotter's Guide series leads readers through the distinct field marks of flatulence in the latter years of life, from "The Crank" (the fart that chases pesky kids—and everyone else—off the lawn) through "The ReAnimator" (the sudden eruption of post-holiday meal flatulence that brings Great Aunt Gladys back from the brink). Each spread is devoted to a singular fart profile and includes helpful information such as age of onset, key characteristics for identification, and prominent subtypes. Detailed "in situ" illustrations and ten distinct push-button sounds complete this indispensable reference to farting happily and healthfully into the autumn years of life.
Download or read book Two Old Farts in the Night Live written by Barry Cryer and published by . This book was released on 1994 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Release Your Inner Old Fart written by Mark Leigh and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2012-08-24 with total page 143 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilariously cynical and gloom-laden, this book contains diatribes, rants, anecdotes and advice for Old Farts everywhere.
Download or read book Two Old Farts in the Night video written by and published by . This book was released on 1994 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Nursery Rhymes for Old Farts written by CAM Harlan and published by . This book was released on 2004-12 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hard Cover Version with dust jacket: A short collection of rhymes pertaining to the early years of people now over 60 years of age. Grandparents were really old and lost parents were not old enough, but old farts and bags are not old. We have just been around for a long time. In our many rich memories and accumulation of years there is a comfort that young people cannot fathom. This book is about those memories; but, more, it is about the comfort. It is about spelling, and singing, and in heads and hearts, and in learning to kipple, and in world's records, and in firsts, and in horses and reindeer, and in mankind, and in love. It is not about what most see in those words and phrases, but what may be in them when relished with the comfort of age. So much comfort, we can kid each other about being old farts and bags. Lost in Thought Quick as a wink, I stopped to think . . . ! You must be over 60 years of age to purchase this book; or you must cross your heart and promise to give it to someone over 60. ........ Reminisce with an old fart!
Download or read book Owner s Manual for Over the Hill Old Farts written by J. R. Beckham and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-07-16 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WARNING: This over the hill gag gift is extremely vulgar and uses a lot of cussing. The Owner's Manual for Over the Hill Old Farts: An Over the Hill Novelty Book is a hilarious book that makes fun of people considered by others to be over the hill. This is the perfect Over the Hill gag gift. The book uses a question and answer format about growing old and discusses such problems such as uncontrolled farting and urination, dieting, trying to look young, surrendering driver's licenses and other embarrassing aspects of growing old. This is a perfect old age joke book to make fun of anyone who fits one of these categories: - Over 30 gag gift - Over 40 gag gift - Over 50 gag gift - Over the hill novelty books - Old age joke books - Old age gag gift book The funny book is a top pick for: - Graduation - Birthday gifts - Funny gag or novelty item - Holiday gifts - Gag gift for an office party
Download or read book The Old Farts Flatulence Log Book written by Schultz and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-28 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ultimate gag gift! Want to laugh your stinky butt off? Makes a great gift for a boy with a love of potty humor to a co-workers white elephant gift exchange! Grab a few copies and always have a gift on hand! Use this book to record all the rump rippling details such as: Date, Time, Place Who the Butt Burper Was Spectator Reactions Sound Level (whisper, thunder and more) Linger Level (how long that gas lasts) Scent Level (merely a nasal annoyance or did people pass out?) Duration (from a snap to honk and more) A place to journal all the nose tingling notes Name your fart, sketch the stench and rank the rank (Rotten eggs, Beans, Skunk, Skunk That Ate Beans and more! Dimensions: 6x9, 118 pages to record your fart facts
Download or read book The Musings of an Old Fart written by John Davies and published by . This book was released on 2017-05-21 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In an old fart's world things matter that don't matter at all to anyone else. We spend our time amazed at the world around us knowing we are safe in our man cave. When an interloper enters the cave unauthorized, old farts marshall the resources of all the neighborhood's old farts and calm is restored.
Download or read book I No Longer Laugh At People With The Walking Farts written by Pansy D Price and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-29 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As you age are you finding you have ailments like the Walking Farts? It used to be funny when someone else farted while walking, but it's no longer a laughing matter. This funny composition notebook is a great gag gift for a man's or woman's Over The Hill birthday. Use for a gratitude journal, grocery list, or notepad. Book measures 6x9 and has 120 lined pages.
Download or read book Big Black Book for Single Old Farts written by Bridget Higgins and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-11-25 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The Big Black Book for Single Old Farts"A funny birthday gag gift to give to a single friend/family member turning 50+ who can remember the days of the 'old-school' dating black book! This address book comes with extra large print (font size 36) and a 'star rating line' to remind them (before they forget) of their dating experience. Help an old fart out, and get them something they can see to keep their dating contacts organized! -2 large font contact pages for each letter of the alphabet...Really big for those with declining vision!We want you to be happy with your purchase so please log in to your Amazon account to access full-view of the sample pages on the "Look Inside' tool before purchasing. All novelty books printed on a non-glossy industry standard white paper stock.Visit Bridget's Amazon page to view more adult novelty books:www.amazon.com/author/bridgethiggins
Download or read book Manorgium written by Stoney Burke and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2012-09 with total page 183 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Stoney Burke is also the author of 'The Tin Box'. He is retired and living the dream. He presently resides in Skippack ,Pennsylvania. He is the father of four, and the grandfather of five."
Download or read book Better an Old Fart Than a Young Shit Head written by Herbert I. Kavet and published by . This book was released on 1998-03-01 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Official Member Old Fart Club All Aches and Pains When It Rains written by Funny Notebook and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-08 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This journal is a perfect gift for friends and family male or female. Other features of this notebook are: - 120 pages - 6x9 inches - matte cover This book is convenient for writing. It has the perfect size to carry anywhere for journaling and note taking.
Download or read book An Old Fart Remembers written by and published by . This book was released on with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
