Download or read book Oh Lord How I Hate Christmas written by Pat Sims and published by . This book was released on 2014-08-27 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Oh Lord, How I Hate Christmas" is for all those people who have said at some time in their lives, "I think Christmas is just too commercial," and crave something simpler and, perhaps, not so expensive. It pokes fun at many of the 'sacred cows' and knows exactly who to blame for the whole delirium. Learn about the season's mass hysteria, shopping mania, amnesia, guilt and the ultimate gloom over the insane cost. It covers everything Christmas. If you really, really love Christmas, maybe this book is not for you but everyone else should read it. This could be the most intelligent thing they do over the holiday period - and they will be glad they did.
Download or read book Hyperbole and a Half written by Allie Brosh and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-29 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. This full-color, beautifully illustrated edition features more than fifty percent new content, with ten never-before-seen essays and one wholly revised and expanded piece as well as classics from the website like, “The God of Cake,” “Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving,” and her astonishing, “Adventures in Depression,” and “Depression Part Two,” which have been hailed as some of the most insightful meditations on the disease ever written. Brosh’s debut marks the launch of a major new American humorist who will surely make even the biggest scrooge or snob laugh. We dare you not to. FROM THE AUTHOR: This is a book I wrote. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative—like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it—but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. So I decided to just make a list of things that are in the book: Pictures Words Stories about things that happened to me Stories about things that happened to other people because of me Eight billion dollars* Stories about dogs The secret to eternal happiness* *These are lies. Perhaps I have underestimated my sneakiness!
Download or read book I Hate Christmas written by Daniel Blythe and published by Allison & Busby. This book was released on 2005 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Does the sight of a house festooned in glowing coloured bulbs and a huge illuminated reindeer bring you out in a cold sweat? Or the does thought of eating turkey for days and days upon end make you groan inwardly? And what of the adorable little carol singers - does their out-of-tune wailing and screeching set your teeth on edge? And the oh-so-annoying Christmas albums constantly on play in every crowded shop you visit - the jumper-knitting relatives pouting to be kissed - the freezing, dark mornings that make you wish you could stay under the duvet forever. If all these things make you want to either jump aboard the next plane to Timbuktu or stick your head in the oven along with the roast tatties, then this is the must-have survival book for you. Find comfort in the curmudgeonly anti-Christmas comments. Laugh at the ludicrous festive facts. And pity those about you that are taken in by the silly-season madness!
Download or read book Miss Witherspoon written by Christopher Durang and published by Grove Press. This book was released on 2006 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mrs. Bob Cratchit's Wild Christmas Binge- When a sassy ghost once again attempts to shake Scrooge from his holiday humbug, the whole family-friendly affair is derailed by Mrs. Cratchit's drunken insistence on stepping out of her miserable, treacly role.--[book cover].
Download or read book Leota s Garden written by Francine Rivers and published by Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.. This book was released on 2013 with total page 462 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At eighty-four, Leota Reinhardt is alone, all of her efforts to reconcile with her adult children hadn't worked in the past, until she meets her estranged grandaughter, Annie, and confides to her the silent sacrifice she had made as a young mother of two, while her husband was gone during World War II.
Download or read book Christmas Is Not Your Birthday written by Rev. Dr. Mike Slaughter and published by Abingdon Press. This book was released on 2011-08-01 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every year, we say we’re going to cut back, simplify, and have a family Christmas that focuses on the real reason for the season—Jesus. But every year, advertisements beckon, the children plead, and it seems easier just to indulge our wants and whims. Overspending, overeating, materialism, and busyness rob us of our peace and joy and rob Jesus of his rightful role as the center of our celebration. This Christmas, cut through the hype that leaves you exhausted and broke at the end of the year. Instead, experience the peace of knowing that God is truly with us, the joy of giving sacrificially, and the love of a Savior who gave everything he had for us. In five short, engaging chapters, Pastor Mike Slaughter inspires readers to approach Christmas differently, and be transformed in the process.
Download or read book The sunbeam story book the Golden childhood vol for Christmas 1879 written by Golden childhood and published by . This book was released on 1879 with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Selected Verses of Christmas written by Darrel O. Jenkins and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2001-06 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Biblical workbook has 1,340+ questions and includes the answers to all questions. This workbook was compiled with the intent to help promote the study of the Bible. It contains fill in the blank questions from selected verses of Christmas.
Download or read book The Persecuted Human Brains in the Way to the Cross written by Ramsis F. Ghaly MD FACS and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2016-12-09 with total page 1004 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As wars continue, persecution against Christianity is considered the highest among all religions. The author explores deep within the oppressed brains. Many people wonder what goes on inside the human brain during times of discrimination and injustice. In silence, the human brain carries the burden of misery. Our earthly journey is endowed with obstacles and suffering that ultimately leads down the way to the cross. The daily news of bloodshed is overwhelming, and human trafficking is on the rise. It is the time to reconcile to prepare for the ascent of the human soul to its Creator at the moment of departure. The book takes the reader from the time of Adam and Eve and Jesus Christ on the cross to our current time of persecution, going through the pilgrimage to the cross. The book acknowledges the present challenges facing Christians and explores the battles of good versus evil in the times of antichrist. It connects the human brain to its soul as it relates to the eternal spirit in eight sections and thirty-five chapters. The reader will experience the path to the cross through the depiction of sorrows, sadness, losses, and turmoil but also of strength, courage, and hope. The audience will relay the invisible spiritual facts beyond the obvious on the way to the cross in times of weeping, praying, singing, and times of thanksgiving.
Download or read book The Francine Rivers Contemporary Collection Leota s Garden And the Shofar Blew written by Francine Rivers and published by Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.. This book was released on 2016-04-01 with total page 1189 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection bundles two contemporary Christian novels by the New York Times bestselling author of Redeeming Love and The Masterpiece. Leota’s Garden plus And the Shofar Blew are combined into one e-book for a great value! Leota’s Garden: “An emotionally compelling story” (Library Journal) about the devastation secrets can unleash on a family and the power of grace to bring second chances. Leota’s garden was once a place of beauty, where flowers bloomed and hope thrived. Now, eighty-four-year-old Leota Reinhardt is alone, her beloved garden in ruins. All her efforts to reconcile with her adult children have been fruitless, and she voices her despair to a loving Father, her only friend. Then God brings a wind of change through unlikely means. “Rivers is a master gardener . . . using poignant humor and bittersweet revelation to open hearts to reconciliation.” —Romantic Times And the Shofar Blew: He seemed like the perfect pastor to lead Centerville Christian Church. She was the perfect pastor’s wife. When Paul Hudson accepted the call to pastor the struggling church, he had no idea what to expect. But it didn’t take long for Paul to turn Centerville Christian Church around. Attendance was up-way up. Everything was going so well. If only his wife could see it that way. Still, he tried not to let her quiet presence disturb him. She knew something wasn’t right, and it hadn’t been for a long time. . . . Eunice closed the bedroom door quietly and knelt beside her bed. “I’m drowning, God. I’ve never felt so alone. Who can I turn to but you, Lord? Where else does a pastor’s wife go for help when her marriage is failing and her life is out of control? Who can I trust with my anguish, Lord? Who but you?” “This book is a powerful and almost-prophetic statement of the church in America. . . . And the Shofar Blew is a must-read.” —Anne Graham Lotz, bestselling author and speaker
Download or read book Hating God written by Bernard Schweizer and published by Oxford University Press. This book was released on 2010-11-04 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While atheists such as Richard Dawkins have now become public figures, there is another and perhaps darker strain of religious rebellion that has remained out of sight--people who hate God. In this revealing book, Bernard Schweizer looks at men and women who do not question God's existence, but deny that He is merciful, competent, or good. Sifting through a wide range of literary and historical works, Schweizer finds that people hate God for a variety of reasons. Some are motivated by social injustice, human suffering, or natural catastrophes that God does not prevent. Some blame God for their personal tragedies. Schweizer concludes that, despite their blasphemous thoughts, these people tend to be creative and moral individuals, and include such literary lights as Friedrich Nietzsche, Mark Twain, Zora Neale Hurston, Rebecca West, Elie Wiesel, and Philip Pullman. Schweizer shows that literature is a fertile ground for God haters. Many authors, who dare not voice their negative attitude to God openly, turn to fiction to give vent to it. Indeed, Schweizer provides many new and startling readings of literary masterpieces, highlighting the undercurrent of hatred for God. Moreover, by probing the deeper mainsprings that cause sensible, rational, and moral beings to turn against God, Schweizer offers answers to some of the most vexing questions that beset human relationships with the divine.
Download or read book Prayers from God written by Edward Woodville Dorrell, Jr. and published by WestBow Press. This book was released on 2014 with total page 385 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Prayers from God ups the ante on how to pray out loud at church. A methodology is described whereby you can pray prayers that not only glorify God and edify the church but change lives and change the church. The book includes two hundred prayers that have been prayed out loud as part of the life of one evangelical church by one layman in worship services, prayer meetings, etc. over a period of twenty years. What makes these prayers unique is the author's justification for calling them Prayers from God. These prayers display a passion and a concern for the lost you'll find nowhere else and give a glimpse into the life of evangelical church life. You'll not find prayers that cause controversy and make people uncomfortable in most books of prayers, but you will here. You can't just read these prayers; you pray these prayers as you read them
Download or read book Christmas Cakes and Mistletoe Nights written by Carole Matthews and published by Sphere. This book was released on 2017-10-19 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A classic Christmas read from the Sunday Times and multi-million-copy bestseller 'Fabulously enjoyable . . . full of heart and fun' Milly Johnson 'Gorgeous' Katie Fforde 'I laughed and cried and marvelled' Cathy Bramley ---------------------- Fay and Danny are madly in love and it's all Fay's ever dreamed of. But she left everything - including the delightful cake shop she used to run - to be with Danny on his cosy canal boat The Dreamcatcher. And as she soon finds out, making delicious cakes on the water isn't always smooth sailing! Then Fay gets a call that sends her back to where it all began; back to where she first met Danny, back to her friends and the Cake Shop in the Garden. Even as Fay happily returns to dry land and her passion for baking, she knows it will be hard being away from Danny, especially with Christmas round the corner. But their relationship is strong enough to survive . . . isn't it? Can Fay really get everything she ever wanted in Christmas Cakes and Mistletoe Nights? Join Fay and her friends this Christmas and indulge in this wonderful, cake-filled novel of romance and friendship. Christmas Cakes and Mistletoe Nights is Sunday Times bestselling Carole Matthews doing what she does best! Perfect for fans of Jill Mansell and Milly Johnson.
Download or read book Child of Midnight written by Sharon De Vita and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2011-07-15 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: FOR THE CHILD'S SAKE Lieutenant Michael Tyler had a job to do—guard a little boy from a notorious killer. And it was up to Michael to find Gabriel and take him into protective custody. But that meant confronting the one woman he'd never been able to forget…and could never have…. STAND-IN MOM Social worker Alexandria Kent wasn't about to let the boy she'd come to love be put in danger. Two years ago she'd loved Michael and he'd given her nothing but heartache. Yet, despite all her disappointment, she knew deep down that she had to trust Michael. He held the key to her heart—and Gabriel's life….
Download or read book The Standard written by and published by . This book was released on 1903 with total page 1568 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book A Commentary on the Psalms written by Neale and published by . This book was released on 1887 with total page 560 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Bailey Wisdom In Bits And Pieces written by and published by Primedia E-launch LLC. This book was released on with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With over 35 years of experience speaking and facilitating women’s events and Bible studies, Barb Bailey is a communicator with a down to earth style and a passion to encourage others. Her life experiences as employee, leader, teacher/facilitator, wife, mother, grandmother and friend—bring a seasoned quality to her writing. Prepare to be inspired, encouraged and entertained!
