Download or read book Oh Fuck You re 58 Time to Get Shit Faced written by Electric Cheese Birthday Guest Books and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-06 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Oh Fuck, You're 58. Time To Get Shit Faced! Also available for both men and women in ages from 18 to 110, just click our Author name "Electric Cheese Birthday Guest Books" to see more. Our birthday card message book also makes a great party guest book and is a much better keepsake gift than a throw away flimsy card. With 100 individual message pages, it's almost like 100 birthday cards in one. Great for birthday parties for friends, family and co-workers. More about this book: 100 individual message pages ready to be written on. Space for the recipient's name on the first page. Quality matte soft cover. More ages for men and women by clicking on our author name below the title.
Download or read book Oh Fuck You re 50 Time to Get Shit Faced written by Electric Cheese Birthday Guest Books and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-06 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Oh Fuck, You're 50. Time To Get Shit Faced! Also available for both men and women in ages from 18 to 110, just click our Author name "Electric Cheese Birthday Guest Books" to see more. Our birthday card message book also makes a great party guest book and is a much better keepsake gift than a throw away flimsy card. With 100 individual message pages, it's almost like 100 birthday cards in one. Great for birthday parties for friends, family and co-workers. More about this book: 100 individual message pages ready to be written on. Space for the recipient's name on the first page. Quality matte soft cover. More ages for men and women by clicking on our author name below the title.
Download or read book Wasted Time written by Edward Hertrich and published by Dundurn. This book was released on 2019-02-09 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wasted Time is a memoir of Edward Hertrich’s lengthy incarceration in Canada’s prison system, primarily at the infamous Millhaven Institution.
Download or read book Off the Charts written by Kevin Scott Hall and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2010-02-05 with total page 183 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When twenty-one-year-old Greg Bounder, a brash, wealthy college student, meets his one-time singing idol, Sally Testata, at a Scranton bar, he seizes the opportunity to create an exciting career for himself by managing her comeback. With the half-million dollar inheritance from his grandfather, Greg intends to restart the career of this forty-something, washed-up singer. But first, he must convince her, his conservative Philadelphia family, and all the doubters that he has what it takes to make it big before he blows through his inheritance. With the help of his gay brother, Marcus, a DJ in New Yorkand a lot of moneyGreg orchestrates Sallys return. The result is a whirlwind year in New York as their hit single Grind climbs up the charts, but Greg soon finds that Sally might be more than he bargained for. While struggling to reap a return on his investment, Greg needs to figure out how to keep Sally clean and out of trouble, and keep her from grabbing the wrong kind of headlines.
Download or read book One More Beer and I Gotta Go written by Holden Finch and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2004-08 with total page 264 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One More Beer and I Gotta Go will offend you in some way. That is a promise. From the moment you first meet James Laslow, you will immediately fall in love with him and hate him. Yet, you will love him and hate him for one simple reason. You see him inside of you. These are his memoirs from his senior year in high school all the way until his ten-year class reunion. Never will you find a boring moment inside of One More Beer and I Gotta Go from the high school running back that wants to be a magician to the bachelor party from hell where the groom's father does a keg stand to eating cold Chef Boyardee at a tavern in the middle of nowhere. These are laugh aloud anecdotes, but in between those insane stories of his youth come nuggets of truth showing what is real from his best friend to his love life. Simply think Dazed and Confused meets American Pie meets Breakfast at Tiffany's meets Scooby-Doo meets Romeo and Juliet.
Download or read book Blood of Elves written by Andrzej Sapkowski and published by Orbit. This book was released on 2009-05-01 with total page 333 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Andrzej Sapkowski’s New York Times bestselling Witcher series has inspired the hit Netflix show and multiple blockbuster video games, and has transported millions of fans around the globe to an epic, unforgettable world of magic and adventure. For over a century, humans, dwarves, gnomes, and elves have lived together in relative peace. But that peace has now come to an end. Geralt of Rivia, the hunter known as the Witcher, has been waiting for the birth of a prophesied child. The one who has the power to change the world for good—or for evil. As the threat of war hangs over the land and the child is pursued for her extraordinary powers, it will become Geralt’s responsibility to protect them all. And the Witcher never accepts defeat. Join Geralt of Rivia; his beloved ward and the child of prophecy, Ciri; and his ally and love, the powerful sorceress Yennefer as they battle monsters, demons, and prejudices alike in Blood of Elves, the first novel of The Witcher Saga. Witcher story collections The Last Wish Sword of Destiny Witcher novels Blood of Elves The Time of Contempt Baptism of Fire The Tower of Swallows Lady of the Lake Season of Storms (stand alone) Hussite Trilogy The Tower of Fools Warriors of God Light Perpetual Translated from original Polish by Danusia Stok
Download or read book Saltwater Taffy written by Fred Cicetti and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2004 with total page 346 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Saltwater Taffy is about first loves. It takes place during one summer at the Jersey Shore in the early 1950s, when Johnnie Ray cried on jukeboxes, you drank Coke from six-ounce bottles, and lovers used condoms primarily for birth control. Saltwater Taffy delineates love affairs that are complicated by cultural and age differences during an ignored time period-that short breath between the post-war boom and Rock 'n' Roll. The setting is once-fashionable Essex Beach, NJ, a community where Victorian mansions built with old money have been converted to summer boarding houses for Italian-American families from New York and New Jersey. Saltwater Taffy explores how people fall in love. It compares the mature love of Sonny & Emily, the adolescent love of Bobby & Camille, and the violent love of Ralph & Toni. These relationships play out as intertwined melodies that climax in surprising ways on Labor Day weekend.
Download or read book The Life Changing Magic of Not Giving a F ck written by Sarah Knight and published by Voracious. This book was released on 2015-12-29 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The "genius" national bestseller on the art of caring less and getting more -- from the author of Calm the F*ck Down and F*ck No (Cosmopolitan). Are you stressed out, overbooked, and underwhelmed by life? Fed up with pleasing everyone else before you please yourself? It's time to stop giving a f*ck. This brilliant, hilarious, and practical parody of Marie Kondo's bestseller The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up explains how to rid yourself of unwanted obligations, shame, and guilt -- and give your f*cks instead to people and things that make you happy. The easy-to-use, two-step NotSorry Method for mental decluttering will help you unleash the power of not giving a f*ck about: Family drama Having a "bikini body" Iceland Co-workers' opinions, pets, and children And other bullsh*t! And it will free you to spend your time, energy, and money on the things that really matter. So what are you waiting for? Stop giving a f*ck and start living your best life today! Discover more of the magic of not giving a f*ck with The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck Journal.
Download or read book Critical Perspectives on Pat Barker written by Sharon Monteith and published by Univ of South Carolina Press. This book was released on 2005 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These essays cover the work and career of Pat Barker, providing insight into her novels, from Union Street (1982) through the Regeneration trilogy (1991-95) to Double Vision (2003). The essays are organized into: "Writing Working-Class Women," "Dialogueunder Pressure," "Men at War," "The Talking Cure," and "Regenerating the Wasteland."
Download or read book Teendreams written by David Edgar and published by Heinemann Educational Books. This book was released on 1987 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Long Shot written by Mike Piazza and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-02-18 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The twelve-time All-Star catcher describes the inspiration he gleaned from his self-made father, his early career with the Dodgers, his memorable 2000 World Series with the Mets, and the controversies that have marked his career.
Download or read book The Incomplete Framley Examiner written by The Editors and published by Unbound Publishing. This book was released on 2021-10-14 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In 2001, fans of the internet were introduced to scanned pages from spoof local newspaper The Framley Examiner. Packed with humdrum and preposterous news stories, classified ads, local business features and headlines that seemed to have been typed while asleep, it skewered the banal madness of small-town existence, perfectly encapsulating the British national character. Framley’s strange yet familiar community – stuffed with its own cast, insane geography and rich local history – struck a chord with those who recognised their own home towns in its reflection. The website was loved and shared by an eager public as well as famous fans from Little Britain, The Simpsons and the Cambridge Centre for Theoretical Cosmology (Professor Stephen Hawking was a Framley enthusiast). Marking the twentieth anniversary of the website's first appearance The Incomplete Framley Examiner combines the pages of the original book, published in 2002, with all the pages published online in the years since and brand new material for a bigger, more luxurious, toilet-proof compendium for the annals of history.
Download or read book The Story Until Now written by Kit Reed and published by Wesleyan University Press. This book was released on 2013-03-15 with total page 465 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The best stories from a master of speculative fiction Called "one of our brightest cultural commentators" by Publishers Weekly, Kit Reed draws from life—with a difference. This new collection brings together thirty-four of her strong, original stories, from early classics like "The Wait" and "Winter" to six never-before-collected short stories, including "The Legend of Troop 13" and "Wherein We Enter the Museum." An early favorite, "Automatic Tiger," is the first in a series of Reed's stories about animals. There's a monkey who grinds out bestsellers with the help of a "creative writing" app. Her uncanny black dog can enter a crowded room and sit down at the feet of the next man to die. Her characters confront war in various arenas: mother/daughter battles, the war of the sexes, the struggles of men scarred by war. Kit Reed's self-described "transgenred" fiction is confirmation of an "extraordinary talent" (The Financial Times). The range and complexity of her work speaks for itself in The Story Until Now.
Download or read book The Complete WWF Video Guide Volume III written by James Dixon and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2013-05-07 with total page 331 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An invaluable resource for any wrestling fan of the era. The third in the series from www.historyofwrestling.info. This is the complete guide to every WWF VHS release from July 1993 to June 1996, with full reviews of every tape, alternative wrestler bios, exclusive artwork by Bob Dahlstrom, awards, match ratings, and much, much more. Learn about the ascension of Steve Austin, the death and rebirth of The Undertaker, the return of the Ultimate Warrior, the rise of the Kliq, some of the greatest matches of the 90s, some of the worst angles and gimmicks in wrestling history, the collapse of the tag team division, some of the inaugural WWF "divas", the wrestler who was half man and half bull, a tag team from the future, the aborted push of the next American hero and one of the worst WWF pay-per-view events of all time. This is the best volume yet and once again is stuffed to the gills with facts, opinions and cockamamie theories. Enjoy!
Download or read book Dangerous Emotions written by Mitch Dogg and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2009-05-01 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to a world of Dangerous Emotions. I have been contiplating on writing a series of short stories for some time now. In this first novel I present to you a series of fictional characters with real life situations and stories. However, some stories are completely fiction, although this novel has been cleverly written to hide the idenity of real people and real life situations that I've observed throughout my childhood years on up till now, "an" any names or similarities are a complete coincidence. In this novel you'll find a world of, drama, murder, greed, deception, love, hate, envy, and revenge, followed by short but sweet poems and prayers. "For every lost soul needs a prayer." "An" although I said I wouldn't, I'm going to give you a small clue of what my novel is all about. Let me introduce to you a couple of my favorite characters, for starters I bring to you, Tamara Monet, a very dominate, independent, caring woman, who has suffered a lot throughout her childhood, who finds herself trapped in a world of lies and deceit; And now it's time for her to find herself, by letting go of all the negative baggage she's carrying, in which is very hard for her to do with all the added baggage that will simply break her all the way down in order for her find her mission in life. Now I would like to present a very exciting character by the name of Michael Paul, who's an ex-convict, trying to start his life over with a clean slate, but is gradually pushed towards a dangerous lifestyle and a lot of people who would love to see his downfall, but that's all for now, you'll have to read the book to get the real juice.
Download or read book Disappearing Acts written by Terry McMillan and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2004-01-06 with total page 465 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From #1 New York Times bestselling author Terry McMillan comes an honest look at a modern romance, from love at first sight to painful reality to working toward a happy ending.... Franklin Swift was a sometimes-employed construction worker and a not-quite-divorced dad of two. Zora Banks was a teacher, singer, and songwriter. They met in a Brooklyn brownstone, and there could be no walking away.... In this funny, gritty love story, Franklin and Zora join the ranks of fiction’s most compelling couples as they move from Scrabble to sex, from layoffs to the limits of faith and trust. Disappearing Acts is about the mystery of desire and the burdens of the past. It’s about respect—what it can and can’t survive. And it’s about the safe and secret places that only love can find.
Download or read book The Advocate written by and published by . This book was released on 2004-08-17 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Advocate is a lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender (LGBT) monthly newsmagazine. Established in 1967, it is the oldest continuing LGBT publication in the United States.
