Download or read book Oh Fuck You re 42 Time to Get Shit Faced written by Electric Cheese Birthday Guest Books and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-06 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Oh Fuck, You're 42. Time To Get Shit Faced! Also available for both men and women in ages from 18 to 110, just click our Author name "Electric Cheese Birthday Guest Books" to see more. Our birthday card message book also makes a great party guest book and is a much better keepsake gift than a throw away flimsy card. With 100 individual message pages, it's almost like 100 birthday cards in one. Great for birthday parties for friends, family and co-workers. More about this book: 100 individual message pages ready to be written on. Space for the recipient's name on the first page. Quality matte soft cover. More ages for men and women by clicking on our author name below the title.
Download or read book Oh Fuck You re 42 Time to Get Shit Faced written by Electric Cheese Birthday Guest Books and published by . This book was released on 2018-07 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Oh Fuck, You're 42. Time To Get Shit Faced! Also available for both men and women in ages from 18 to 110, just click our Author name "Electric Cheese Birthday Guest Books" to see more. Our birthday card message book also makes a great party guest book and is a much better keepsake gift than a throw away flimsy card. With 100 individual message pages, it's almost like 100 birthday cards in one. Great for birthday parties for friends, family and co-workers. More about this book: 100 individual message pages ready to be written on. Space for the recipient's name on the first page. Quality matte soft cover. More ages for men and women by clicking on our author name below the title.
Download or read book Carolina Connections Box Set written by Sylvie Stewart and published by Rolling Hearts Press. This book was released on 2020-08-07 with total page 827 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get to know the hilarious and sexy Carolina crew in this home-town series of hot romantic comedies. Your next addiction starts here: The Fix - Book 1 (Laney and Nate) The Spark - Book 2 (Fiona and Mark) The Lucky One - Book 3 (Bailey and Jake) THE FIX My life is a friggin’ fairytale—just not the kind any single girl would ever want to star in. LANEY: Like any good heroine, I have challenges to face. Getting my son to wear pants is one; dealing with my snooze-fest of a job is another. Then there’s the Beast, my freeloading brother who’s worn a permanent dent in the couch at my new place. And no fairytale would be complete without a smoking hot prince, of course. Too bad he’s a complete ass. My instincts scream at me to steer clear of Nate Murphy. Because, if life has taught me anything, there is no such thing as happily ever after. NATE: I may not be a superhero, but I do my best to come to the rescue when I’m needed. And, hey, I just moved halfway across the country after a single phone call from my mom. But being back home and taking on the responsibilities involved makes me a bit cranky at times. Unfortunately, the one time I completely lose my cool is in front of the hottest girl I’ve ever met. I’ve got my work cut out for me if I’m going to fix this. But I will fix this. I’ll be anything Laney Monroe needs me to be … a superhero, a prince, or just a guy she might take a chance on. THE SPARK Mark Beckett is the most annoying, patronizing, arrogant jerk on the face of the earth. So, naturally, I can’t get the damn man out of my head. FIONA: Like the old saying goes, I’m a jill of all trades but a master of none. What I lack in skill, however, I make up for in enthusiasm—something certain people (ahem) find irritating. But I have my reasons for living my life the way I do, for diving into one project after another and trying to make a difference. And if Mark Beckett doesn’t like it, he knows where to find the door. I don’t need his approval … or his panty-melting kisses. MARK: I enjoy the simple things in life: a job well done, a cold beer, a hot woman … you get the idea. But there’s nothing simple about the mess I just found myself in. The last thing I need is a pint-sized princess sticking her nose in my business and pushing every damn one of my buttons like it’s her job. But Fiona Pierce may be the only one with the tools to solve my problems—and the power to change everything. THE LUCKY ONE Luck is no lady… in fact, she can be a downright bitch. JAKE: Coming home was supposed to be my shot at redemption. Instead, I’m finding myself chasing after an irresistible blonde whose mercurial behavior could give Jekyll and Hyde a run for their money. I’ve got too much on my plate to get tied up in knots over a girl who wants nothing to do with me. But Bailey Murphy may hold the key to my redemption, and I’m not giving up on either without a fight. “Irish” might play with a poker face, but I’m about to call her bluff … and I hope like hell I’ve got luck on my side. BAILEY: Let’s get one thing straight. I am not your typical girl. Sure, I’ve got all the parts, but I’ve been a stubborn, irreverent tomboy since the womb. Which makes it particularly ironic that my heart is so damn girlie. It falls in love at the drop of a hat and leaves me to deal with the aftermath. But no more! If Jake Beckett thinks spending one night together gives him some claim on me, he’s got another thing coming—even if the mere thought of that night leaves me panting like a damn Labrador. I’m not about to open the door and let Jake in, but that choice may be taken from both our hands. Grab your copy and meet your next book boyfriends tonight! More books in the Carolina Connections Series (not included in this box set): The Game - Book 4 (Emerson and Gavin) The Way You Are - Book 5 (Liv and Brett) The Runaround - Book 6 (Ari and Jax)
Download or read book Luvin Him Wasn t Enough written by Racquel Williams and published by Urban Books. This book was released on 2024-04-23 with total page 305 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever met a man that just grabs your attention and sweeps you off of your feet, only to find out later that he isn’t worth a damn? Amoy Simpson experienced a rough life growing up and can’t wait to get away from her turbulent home life. Looking for love, she stumbles on Devon, and thinks he is sent by God. She quickly learns that the thug is nothing but a two-timing liar who will go to the extreme to protect the secret he is hiding from her. Kennedy Guthrie is a self-proclaimed cougar who has everything going for herself—except someone to make her feel loved. After losing her husband to a violent crime, she has given up on love until she comes face-to-face with a street thug who makes her insides quiver and helps to make her feel loved all over again. But Kennedy is no stranger to deceit, and she is determined to show him that she is not the one to play with. Shari Simpson is selfish and out for herself, even if it means betraying her older sister. Her intentions are deadly, and she has no idea that she is playing a dangerous game. Her lies will reveal that blood is not always thicker than water, and sometimes, the ones closest to you are the ones that you have to watch around your man. Take a ride with three women, each going through their own drama with the loves of their lives. Will their love prevail, or is it not enough?
Download or read book Baltimore Killer Hill written by Sunni Ringgold and published by Newman Springs Publishing. This book was released on 2022-12-14 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Released Feb.2023 "Baltimore Killer Hill" from Newman Springs Publishing author Sunni Ringgold shines a light on the victims of Killer Hill and was written in their memory, highlighting how one's life can end instantly.
Download or read book The Lucky One written by Sylvie Stewart and published by Rolling Hearts Press. This book was released on 2018-04-04 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Thief Of Thieves 42 written by Brett Lewis and published by Image Comics. This book was released on 2018-11-14 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How do you take down the richest people on Earth? By blowing up everything they own. The Zubovs messed with the wrong thief.
Download or read book King Divas written by De'nesha Diamond and published by Dafina. This book was released on 2016-02-23 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If the King Divas can't reign, no one will: one merciless kill vaults good-girl-gone-bad Ta'Shara into gangland's power elite - but an enemy she doesn't see is targeting everything she can't afford to lose.
Download or read book Now I Can Die in Peace written by Bill Simmons and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2009-03-24 with total page 466 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ESPN's beloved Sports Guy replays the years leading up to the Boston Red Sox historic championship season and says goodbye to a lifetime of suffering. At least for now."The Red Sox won the World Series." To Citizen No. 1 of Red Sox Nation, those seven words meant "No more 1918 chants. No more smug glances from Yankee fans. No more worrying about living an entire life -- that's 80 years, followed by death without seeing the Red Sox win a Series." But once he was able to type those life-changing words, Bill Simmons decided to look back at his Sports Guy columns for the last five years to find out how the miracle came to pass. And that's where the trouble began. Why didnt he see it coming? Why didn't it happen sooner? What was the key deal, the lucky move, the funny bounce, the sign from above that he failed to spot? Pretty soon, The Sports Guy was second-guessing himself, rewriting history, sniping at his own past predictions, pounding the table -- that's what sports guys do, right And doing so, he let himself get sidetracked by the suffering of the Boston Bruins, frustrated by the false promise of the Celtics -- and driven into a state of ecstasy by the dynastic New England Patriots. The result is Now I Can Die in Peace, a hilarious and fresh new look at some of the best sportswriting in America, with sharp critical commentary (and fresh insights) from the guy who wrote it in the first place.
Download or read book Angel written by Precious Joy and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2011-08-04 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Dream Growing up in a small town in L.A. Angel had it all: money, cars, clothes, jewelry, you name it shed got it; all at the age of nineteen. But besides all the star treatment Angel had only one problem; her longtime boyfriend Quincy Jameson. Quincy or B.K.A. Q was the kind of guy who doesnt mind being locked-up. With a thuggish ass attitude, and a mentality of a sociopath Q was the type of guy nobody wanted to mess with; including Angel. However, that didnt stop Angel from wanted to be by his side; because in her eyes Q was the only man that had ever been there for her..So she thought. The Reality Just on the out skirts of St. Louis Quincy grew up in the streets, the streets was his life. With the numerous of arrests, you wouldve thought that Q wouldve gave up the hard core lifestyle that he was trying to betrayed. However, being just another thug on the streets wasnt good enough for him. You see Quincy had the type of mentality that says hes willing to do whatever it takes to stay on top; even if that means that hell have to take somebody down for it. Well that somebody just happened to be Angel. You see, for the past three years of her life Angel has been tortured, stalked, and beaten by a man whom she had thought had her back. But in all actuality, her life story had just become another statistic of abuse. But even though, Angel had fi nally found the courage to leave Q, she was still left with the reminder of the numerous of times that Q had physically assaulted her; as she lays in the arms of another man on the Westside of Philadelphia. Still trying to forget her longtime of abusive past, Angel has yet to learn that her new found love Nick is the cousin of her now ex-boyfriend Q. As her life story begins to play out, she has found herself caught in the middle of a war; in which, she had failed to tell Nick numerous of times that his own blood cousin had abused her, and now that he had showed his face in Philly. Nicks cousin is on the verge of making Angels life a living hell.
Download or read book 888 Love and the Divine Burden of Numbers written by Abraham Chang and published by Flatiron Books. This book was released on 2024-04-30 with total page 388 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Abraham Chang’s novel, packed with pop culture, is wonderfully alive. This is a beautifully tender and funny examination of love, of identity, of making your way in a world that is getting bigger and smaller at the same time.” —Kevin Wilson, bestselling author of Nothing To See Here Young Wang has received plenty of wisdom from his beloved uncle: don’t take life too seriously, get out on the road when you can, and everyone gets just seven great loves in their life—so don’t blow it. This last one sticks with Young as he is an obsessive cataloger of his life: movies watched, favorite albums . . . all filtered through Chinese numerology and superstition. He finds meaning in almost everything, for which his two best friends endlessly tease him. But then, at the end of 1995, when Young is at New York University, he meets Erena. She’s brilliant, charismatic, quick-witted, and crassly funny. They fall in love and, for Young, it feels so real that he’s thrilled and terrified. As Young and Erena’s relationship blossoms, we get flashbacks to Young’s first five loves. That means Erena is “number six.” Was his uncle wrong—is she the one and only? Or are they fated for failure to make room for Young’s final, seventh love? A love letter to Western pop culture, Eastern traditions, and being a first-generation New Yorker, Abraham Chang’s dazzling debut reminds us that luck only gets us so far when it comes to matters of the heart.
Download or read book SPIN written by and published by . This book was released on 1994-10 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the concert stage to the dressing room, from the recording studio to the digital realm, SPIN surveys the modern musical landscape and the culture around it with authoritative reporting, provocative interviews, and a discerning critical ear. With dynamic photography, bold graphic design, and informed irreverence, the pages of SPIN pulsate with the energy of today's most innovative sounds. Whether covering what's new or what's next, SPIN is your monthly VIP pass to all that rocks.
Download or read book A Sticky Situation written by Kiki Swinson and published by Melodrama Publishing. This book was released on 2008 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Federal parole officer Maxine Shaw risks everything when she lets her guard down and begins dating parolee Seth Richardson, but finds herself up against stiff competition when his "ride or die" chick Samantha Mitchell comes home after serving jail time in a federal camp. Original.
Download or read book Mother Jones Magazine written by and published by . This book was released on 1999-11 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mother Jones is an award-winning national magazine widely respected for its groundbreaking investigative reporting and coverage of sustainability and environmental issues.
Download or read book The Warrior in Me written by D. E. Gray and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-03-09 with total page 332 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THERE ARE COPS AND THEN THERE ARE REAL COPS, THE ONES WHO WORK THE STREETS EVERY DAY. THEY ARE THE WARRIORS OF TODAY, RISKING THEIR LIVES AND TAKING THE CHANCES. COME ALONG WITH D. E. GRAY AS HE RIDES HIS POLICE MOTORCYCLE THROUGH THE MEAN STREETS OF L.A. AND THEN TRADES IT IN FOR A PATROL CAR IN THE CITY OF ESCONDIDO. TWO DEPARTMENTS VERY MUCH ALIKE BUT AT THE SAME TIME VERY DIFFERENT.
Download or read book Tatted on My Neck written by Nique Roberson and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2009-09-01 with total page 430 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: PART ONE of a TRIPLE FEATURE filled with music, tattoos, tears, brawls, vengeance and love, nothing is as real as your ink. Ride back with the class of 1997 and see the crazy things we do in the name of love...and hate. CHANTAL's a Philly songbird longing for the love she never got at home. The neighborhood slut, she gets caught sleeping with a married teacher, and is sent to California to get some tough love from her brother. Former model SHALONDA was born to have the best. Her baby boo CHRIS---a multi-talented, tatted-up, NFL superstar-to-be---is her key to the good life. Their four-year relationship has been rocky, but he does everything she wants just to keep her smiling. Once in L.A., hooking up is the last thing on Chantal's mind, but the minute she steps on campus, girls violently threaten her, thinking she wants every chick's boyfriend. After one threat too many, Chantal gives them all something to be mad about! Rumors about Chantal and Chris fly overnight, but Shalonda's not about to lose her ticket to fortune. She uses every trick her mama taught her to keep her man, even if that means getting another man on the side. But Chantal isn't looking for love. She just finds the friendship and family she's always wanted in Chris. The more her own family shuts her out, the more he lets her in. And as lies and jealousy threaten to destroy his future with Shalonda, Chris turns to the very woman he should be running away from. They all fight it, but what Chris and Chantal share is as real as the tattoos on their backs, and it runs deeper than ink. But Shalonda vows, there's no way she's going to be the only one left in tears. PART TWO...COMING SOON!
Download or read book Dirty Money written by Ashley & Jaquavis and published by Urban Renaissance. This book was released on 2023-12-26 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Twenty years after Ashley and JaQuavis made their fiction debut with Dirty Money, Urban Books is proud to introduce this classic from the New York Times bestselling duo to a new generation of urban fiction fans. Ashley and JaQuavis tell the story of a young woman who has to make some tough decisions after her life veers off track. Anari is the epitome of a good girl turned bad after her world is brutally destroyed. Consumed with her desire for revenge, she and her best friend Monica enter a life of drugs, fast money, and betrayal, adopting the lifestyle that pushed them into the game in the first place. Hiding their true identities, they quickly rise to the top of New Jersey's dope game. Using everyone who crosses their paths, nothing--not betrayal or addiction--will stop them from dispensing their street justice.
