Download or read book Oh Crap I m 51 Already written by 51st Birthday Gift Store and published by . This book was released on 2019-07 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny 120 page paperback diary journal notebook with a cute gift message box on the first page. The perfect gift for friends or family members on their birthday. Pages: 120 Finish: Matte Size: 6 x 9 Inches. Format: Paperback

Download or read book Oh Crap Potty Training written by Jamie Glowacki and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-06-16 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Toilet-training expert Jamie Glowacki's self-published OH CRAP! POTTY TRAINING has sold more than 40,000 copies and has been the "dirty little secret" of moms on message boards and in parenting groups for years. Now, this proven, 6-step plan (called "the WHAT TO EXPECT of potty training books" for its comprehensive, no-nonsense voice) is available to the general trade audience for the first time"--

Download or read book Oh Crap I m 50 written by Jo Blackwell and published by Jo Blackwell Studio. This book was released on 2018-07-04 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How do you feel about growing older? We all know it's better than the alternative, but still, most of us tend to pause around the time of our 50th birthday and reflect. Where have I been? Where am I now? Where am I going? Am I happy? If not, what am I going to do about it? At 49 the author was feeling old, unfit, overweight and irrelevant. Throw in hormonal upheavals, multiple bereavements and a rapidly emptying nest and you have a recipe for personal disaster. Figuring there must be others "out there" who felt confused and fearful about getting older, she started to pour out her heart in a blog that she called project50. What happened next changed her life. A mixture of articles, musings and personal letters, this is a compilation of the best posts. "In the end I've come to the simple conclusion that life is simple. It's about family, friends and community. It's about being useful. It's about having an open heart as well as an open mind. And I've realised that I'm ok, just as I am. Which is really quite important." This is a book to inspire women and to reassure everyone who loves them! Jo Blackwell is a Portrait Photographer and Writer and is the Founder of The Midlife Movement, which exists to help women create their best life in their midlife.

Download or read book Oh Crap Potty Training written by Jamie Glowacki and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-06-16 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From potty-training expert and social worker Jamie Glowacki, who’s already helped over half a million families successfully toilet train their preschoolers, comes a newly revised and updated guide that’s “straight-up, parent-tested, and funny to boot” (Amber Dusick, author of Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures). Worried about potty training? Let Jamie Glowacki, potty-training expert, show you how it’s done. Her six-step, proven process to get your toddler out of diapers and onto the toilet has already worked for tens of thousands of kids and their parents. Here’s the good news: your child is probably ready to be potty trained EARLIER than you think (ideally, between 20–30 months), and it can be done FASTER than you expect (most kids get the basics in a few days—but Jamie’s got you covered even if it takes a little longer). If you’ve ever said to yourself: -How do I know if my kid is ready? -Why won’t my child poop in the potty? -How do I avoid “potty power struggles”? -How can I get their daycare provider on board? -My kid was doing so well—why is he regressing? -And what about nighttime?! Oh Crap! Potty Training can solve all of these (and other) common issues. This isn’t theory, you’re not bribing with candy, and there are no gimmicks. This is real-world, from-the-trenches potty training information—all the questions and all the answers you need to do it once and be done with diapers for good.

Download or read book Goodbye Sister Disco written by James Patrick Hunt and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2008-03-18 with total page 326 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: St. Louis Police detective George Hastings enters into an uneasy alliance with the FBI to investigate the seemingly politically motivated abduction of the daughter of a wealthy businessman and the killing of her boyfriend.

Download or read book 3 Day Potty Training written by Lora Jensen and published by Lora Jensen. This book was released on 2014-03-04 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 3 Day Potty Training is a fun and easy-to-follow guide for potty training even the most stubborn child just 3 days. Not just for pee and poop but for day and night too! Lora’s method is all about training the child to learn their own body signs. If the parent is having to do all the work, then the child isn’t truly trained, but with Lora’s method your child will learn when their body is telling them that they need to use the potty and they will communicate that need to you.

Download or read book The Poop Song written by Eric Litwin and published by Chronicle Books LLC. This book was released on 2021-04-13 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A satisfyingly silly picture book sing-along about pooping—a topic kids find hilarious and parents find necessary! Discover how cats, pelicans, space aliens, and even dinosaurs poop in this rollicking, rhyming verse that's sure to elicit giggles. With plenty of hilarious pictures and a catchy chorus that encourages young children to use the toilet, this laugh-out-loud story is the go-to potty training book that every family needs. • A playful approach to potty training • Full of humor that is silly, not disgusting • From the bestselling author of Pete the Cat: I Love my White Shoes Everybody's pooping all day long. That's why we sing the pooping song! A former elementary school teacher, Eric Litwin's books interweave traditional reading methods with music and movement to make learning fun and effective. • Children's books for kids ages 2–4 • Perfect for families potty training • Great for fans of silly picture books

Download or read book Slightly Off written by Daniel A. Reynolds and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2002-01-31 with total page 238 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is for those who want enlightenment, but can¡_t afford the plane ticket to Tibet. If you can¡_t afford this book, that¡_s not a problem either. The secret to enlightenment can be found in the introduction of the book, thereby bypassing hours of needless reading. Of course, once you¡_re enlightened, there¡_s not much left to do in life, so you might as well finish the book.And this is no ordinary book! It¡_s a collection of Daniel Reynolds¡_ cult column, Slightly OFF, a column where you never know what to expect. Slightly OFF skips all the bashing and mudslinging of other commentary columns and simply forces its readers to look at popular culture through psycho-colored glasses, dressing familiar things in new clothes to see how ridiculous they looked in the old ones. Fifty of the best Slightly OFFs are here, ranging in topics from politics to sex to Pepsi to religion to beauty to mustard. And when you combine religion and mustard, it¡_s never pretty.This collection includes:-¡°A Fish Named God:¡± A theology based on a goldfish; no LSD required.-¡°Wanted by the FBI:¡± The nation¡_s most wanted felons, including Santa Claus.-¡°Sex and the Oklahoma City:¡± Cutting through the ¡°latex curtain¡± in the Midwest.-¡°Tales from the ER:¡± The dark side of medicine has nothing to do with malpractice. It has to do with shampoo bottles.-¡°Parenting:¡± Five children, five adults and a three bedroom house. ¡rNuff said.When all is said and done, you may not be enlightened, but you¡_ll probably feel a little unbalanced. And that¡_s close enough.

Download or read book Slightly Off written by Daniel Reynolds and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2001-08 with total page 294 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to the world of Slightly OFF, a college column where politicians are advised to create scandals for themselves (to get free media coverage), the Tooth Fairy is wanted by the FBI (for trafficking) and Jesus Christ and Jason Voorhees have a lot in common (they both came back from the dead, for instance). In Slightly OFF: God, Sex and All Stops in Between, the best of over four years of Slightly OFF is gathered. At times hilarious, serious, poignant, and psychotic, this is a collection that slices into every facet of American culture. It includes: -"Female Porn" The scientific study that proves once and for all that Cosmo is worse than Playboy. -"Frogs, Dogs and David Arquette" Why, in an era of information, do our commercials provide anything but? -"English 101" This is where your language came from. Unfortunately, it's been influenced by the French. -"I Killed Someone" A reflection on the time the author spent with Wanda Jean Allen, a death row inmate who made national headlines, just weeks before her execution. Once you read this, you may never look at your world the same way again. You certainly will never look at mustard the same way again.

Download or read book POND 51 written by GRAHAM DEEKS and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2013-03-14 with total page 311 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two young children who live in a small town called Stattfield (fictitious), have befriended two strange creatures that live in the large, deep pond at the bottom of their garden. Their neighbour is a young child and friend of about the same age who shares this relationship with the ‘pond people’. One evening, just before suppertime, a most unusual event occurs which changes the lives of the children and their immediate families literally overnight. They become heavily involved in a race against time to protect and rescue a group of extraterrestrials from an ignorant public. The children come up with a diabolical plot to save the aliens right under the noses of the very government officials who would have instigated their annihilation.

Download or read book Our Year of Maybe written by Rachel Lynn Solomon and published by Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2020-06-09 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Emotionally resonant and deeply characterized.” —School Library Journal (starred review) From the author of You’ll Miss Me When I’m Gone comes a stunning contemporary novel, perfect for fans of Five Feet Apart, that examines the complicated aftermath of unrequited love between best friends. Aspiring choreographer Sophie Orenstein would do anything for Peter Rosenthal-Porter, who’s been on the kidney transplant list as long as she’s known him. Peter, a gifted pianist, is everything to Sophie: best friend, musical collaborator, secret crush. When she learns she’s a match, donating a kidney is an easy, obvious choice. She can’t help wondering if after the transplant, he’ll love her back the way she’s always wanted. But Peter’s life post-transplant isn’t what either of them expected. Though he once had feelings for Sophie, too, he’s now drawn to Chase, the guitarist in a band that happens to be looking for a keyboardist. And while neglected parts of Sophie’s world are calling to her—dance opportunities, new friends, a sister and niece she barely knows—she longs for a now-distant Peter more than ever, growing increasingly bitter he doesn’t seem to feel the same connection. Peter fears he’ll forever be indebted to her. Sophie isn’t sure who she is without him. Then one heartbreaking night twists their relationship into something neither of them recognizes, leading them to question their past, their future, and whether their friendship is even worth fighting for.

Download or read book Go Diaper Free written by Andrea Olson and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-17 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stop changing diapers?start potting your baby. Over half the world's children are potty trained by one year old, yet the average potty training age in the United States is currently three years old. This leaves parents wondering: What did people do before diapers? and How do I help my own baby out of diapers sooner?Elimination Communication, also known as EC, is the natural alternative to full-time diapers and conventional toilet training. Although human babies have been pottied from birth for all human history, we've modernized the technique to work in today's busy world.Go Diaper Free shows parents of 0-18 month babies, step-by-step, how to do EC with confidence, whether full time or part time, with diapers or without. "Diaper-free" doesn't mean a naked baby making a mess everywhere - it actually means free from dependence upon diapers. With this book, new parents can avoid years of messy diapers, potty training struggles, diaper rash, and unexplained fussiness. Also helpful for those considering EC, in the middle of a potty pause, or confused about how to begin.This 6th edition includes a new section on The Dream Pee, a full text and graphic revision, more photos of EC in action, and a complete list of further resources.MULTIMEDIA EDITION: includes the book and access to private video library, helpful downloads, additional troubleshooting, and our private online support group run by our Certified Coaches. For less than the cost of a case of diapers, you can learn EC hands-on, the way it's meant to be learned.

Download or read book Street Freak written by Jared Dillian and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-09-11 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Erroneously states "1st Touchstone hardcover edition" in paperback copy.

Download or read book Death Wore High Heels written by Lawrence Wagger and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2012-10-03 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Death Wore High Heels exposes the symbiosis of the needs of the of today's fashion marketers with the arrogance of today's fashion designers. Shoe manufacturer Barry Howard has a fascinating conversation with the very famous Oscar de la Renta where they form an extremely unlikely business partnership, and makes Barry feel dizzy at his first experience with Oscar's haute couture. The book's centerpiece is the party that Barry has at the famous New York City's Plaza Hotel's Presidential Suite. Here, Barry has presented a new line of shoes together with Oscar's new dress line that requires Barry's shoes to have extremely high heels. The party's unique oleo of designers from Italy, Spain and Singapore and famous marketers of the great stores of the United States and Europe all of whom become involved one way or another in the murder of Ellen Hahoney, the world's most recognized merchandise manager,

Download or read book The Quantified Self in Precarity written by Phoebe V. Moore and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2017-09-11 with total page 294 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Humans are accustomed to being tool bearers, but what happens when machines become tool bearers, calculating human labour via the use of big data and people analytics by metrics? The Quantified Self in Precarity highlights how, whether it be in insecure ‘gig’ work or office work, such digitalisation is not an inevitable process – nor is it one that necessarily improves working conditions. Indeed, through unique research and empirical data, Moore demonstrates how workplace quantification leads to high turnover rates, workplace rationalisation and worker stress and anxiety, with these issues linked to increased rates of subjective and objective precarity. Scientific management asked us to be efficient. Now, we are asked to be agile. But what does this mean for the everyday lives we lead? With a fresh perspective on how technology and the use of technology for management and self-management changes the ‘quantified’, precarious workplace today, The Quantified Self in Precarity will appeal to undergraduate and postgraduate students interested in fields such as Science and Technology, Organisation Management, Sociology and Politics.

Download or read book Today When High Book I High Nice to Meet You written by Calum Nguyen and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2020-01-30 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever wondered where the mind wanders when you are in the state of being unsober? Friendship, relationship, family, sex, and other phenomena through the lens of a seemingly always lifted boy. Surreal sensation and the experience that is unspokenly universal. Because you are never alone in this world.

Download or read book Undies in a Bunch written by Louise Cazley and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2011-03-25 with total page 247 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: UNDIES IN A BUNCH, is a collection of true-taled short stories and abstract poems. In UNDIES IN A BUNCH, Louise Cazley recounts hilarious, unpleasant, bizarre and positive episodes of her life. Whether she is asking her mother to purchase her condoms at the youthful age of nine or expressing a fondness for things usually overlooked by most, Louise does not shy away from exposing herself and enlightening readers with her reflective humor. Louise verbally illustrates her experiences in a fashion that will force you to contemplate, appreciate and at the very least, crack a smile. This timely comedy and romantic layer of stories will keep you intrigued until the very last page.