Download or read book Of Donkeys Gods and Space Pirates written by Ethan Freckleton and published by Ethan Freckleton. This book was released on 2022-03-14 with total page 749 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Donkeys. Pirates. Pizza. Symbiont Harry—rejected by his tribe, exiled from home, and braying at the stars—is imprisoned in the form of a donkey. Trapped on an interstellar livestock vessel, Harry dreams of being loved, or at least having a decent conversation. Space pirates capture the ship, hoping to score. What to do with a hold full of livestock? And what's with the wisecracking donkey? When a galactic animal contest promises a fortune, the talking donkey starts to look like a potential winner—if only he can lay off the pizza. Buy or BURRO this wonderful series today and see why readers can’t wait to get more Starship Ass! ★★★★★ 'Sweet, adorable, emotive, hilarious, action-packed!' ★★★★★ ’Loved the Guardians of the Galaxy vibe...fast, funny, and fresh sci-fi writing.’ ★★★★★ ’Why would you not want to read the adventures of a Star Trek-loving symbiont slash donkey duo, and his pirate crew?’

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Download or read book Escape from Aresh Five written by Ethan Freckleton and published by Funny Ass Fiction. This book was released on 2019-05-06 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A story of last chances and criminal inanity “I loved the Guardians of the Galaxy vibe…fast, funny, and fresh sci-fi writing.”—Cameron Coral, author of the ‘Brink’ sci-fi adventure series A Federation deserter. A ferocious cat alien. An android of limited intelligence. On the run and out of work, Federation Navy deserter Cass takes the first job she can get: to liberate the notorious pirate Redbeard from the prison on Aresh Five—which doubles as a tourist attraction for the rich and adventurous. Using a cover identity, Cass will have to infiltrate the prison with nothing but her wits, a master key disguised as a spork, and a furry, cat-like companion who’s pretty good in a fight. Succeed, and she’ll earn the respect of the charismatic pirate leader Tone E Robbins, a man with deep pockets and plenty of other assignments to keep Cass busy. Fail, and she’ll become a permanent resident of Aresh Five prison herself… or worse, end up back in Federation hands, forced to have daily tea with her disgustingly polite and patriarchal commanding officer… ------------------- What readers are saying: ★★★★★ ’Great fun, a great game, an engrossing easy read.’ ★★★★★ ‘I really can’t wait to read the first book and hang with these characters again.’ ★★★★★ ‘I highly recommend this book if you enjoy humorous and adventurous space operas.’ ★★★★★ ‘Such excellent writing that made me laugh.’ ★★★★★ ’Loved the Guardians of the Galaxy vibe...fast, funny, and fresh sci-fi writing.’ ★★★★★ ’This story packs a punch. Literally.’ ★★★★★ ’Cass is pure sass, and the double act of Redbeard and Kitt 10 is so... Well, you'll find out for yourself.’ ★★★★★ ’Pirates make interesting characters, and girl pirates are even better!’ ★★★★★ ’I especially liked the character Kitt with her catlike attributes.’ ★★★★★ ’The authors established tension with surprises for the reader, some anticipated and some not.’ ★★★★★ ’I had other things to do, but once I started, I just kept reading.’ ★★★★ ’I’m definitely looking forward to reading more in the series.’ ★★★★★ ’Quick easygoing read and very enjoyable.’ ★★★★★ ’Cleverly written, with witty dialog and entertaining characters!’ ★★★★★ ’Bonus for cat lovers! Highly recommend!’

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Download or read book Rebuild written by Ethan Freckleton and published by Ethan Freckleton. This book was released on 2020-10-15 with total page 206 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Solo mode is no longer an option. Billy doesn’t need friends, especially when playing The Realm Online. So long as he wields the legendary artifact weapon Banhammer, he has little need of parties. After his character is deleted for terms of service violations, he’s determined to rebuild his character in all its glory. Without help, of course…because parties are lame AF. But when an angry god nerfs his new character with a curse, he’ll have little choice but to accept help from a druid misfit and a Fool’s priest. When the mayor of a newbie town is murdered, Billy will be forced to choose: party up with the others on a unique, high stakes adventure, or risk sucking forever.

Download or read book Old Hound written by Ethan Freckleton and published by Ethan Freckleton. This book was released on 2020-11-02 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Has an old hound finally lost his appetite for the hunt? Rhett Morgan is working off-books for the Department of Homeland Security. But his handler thinks he's slipping, suggesting that if he can't deliver on his contract, it may be time to hang 'em up. If only he had something to walk away to, he just might consider it, but the pay is good and the perks even better. Can Rhett deliver one more time or will he find a reason to abandon the hunt once and for all? Click BUY now to find out in this sometimes dark, gritty account of a morally gray figure working inside an amoral system.

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Download or read book The Donkey of God written by Estate Of Louis Untermeyer and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 1999-06-01 with total page 319 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Drunken Space Pirates 2 The Asinine Conspiracy part one written by Phoenix Freebird A. and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-12-07 with total page 676 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The warped television show in text continues with D.S.P. 2: The Asinine Conspiracy. Everything seems to be in turmoil with strange new enemy's threatening not just the D.S.P. but the whole of the Pirates Union and countless worlds across the known universe and possible even further.Though it's hardly been a few weeks since the end of Season 1, The Captain, drunk as he is, assembles his crew once again and heads off . . . to the Bar! What? You were expecting the Captain to start someplace else? Did you read book 1?

Download or read book Drunken Space Pirates 2 The Asinine Conspiracy part two written by Phoenix Freebird A. and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-12-07 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Crew members lost and a new enemy even more powerful than the last, though the last enemy is still a threat with time out of order. The search for answers and anything to gain an advantage over the enemy is taking its toll on the morale of the D.S.P. and the Captain just may be losing his mind in this the conclusion of Drunken Space Pirates. Season 2: The Asinine Conspiracy.

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Download or read book Of Donkeys Dogs and Rogue Bits written by Ethan Freckleton and published by Ethan Freckleton. This book was released on with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Harry may be ailing from his previous adventure, but he isn’t about to be left behind for his pirate friends’ most daring mission yet—to infiltrate the Federation naval flagship and prize away their secret weapon. Buy or BURRO today and continue the adventure in an expanding universe of possibility. (editor: And dogs. Don't forget the dogs.) ★★★★★ 'I haven't laughed this hard all year' ★★★★★ 'Starts out making me laugh and kept me laughing up to the end' ★★★★★ 'Hilarious Perfection'

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