Download or read book Nothing But Net Mad Libs written by Mickie Matheis and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2022-09-13 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mad Libs is the world’s greatest word game and the perfect gift or activity for anyone who likes to laugh! Write in the missing words on each page to create your own hilariously funny stories all about basketball. Time to lace 'em up and take to the court to score some NUMBER-pointers in this buckets-filled edition of Mad Libs! With 21 “fill-in-the-blank” stories about slam dunks, cross-ups, and airballing free throws, create the silliest ways a game of basketball can be played! Play alone, in a group, or in the paint! Mad Libs are a fun family activity recommended for ages 8 to NUMBER.
Download or read book A Load of Hooey written by Bob Odenkirk and published by McSweeney's. This book was released on 2014-10-07 with total page 93 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bob Odenkirk is a legend in the comedy-writing world, winning Emmys and acclaim for his work on Saturday Night Live, Mr. Show with Bob and David, and many other seminal TV shows. This book, his first, is a spleen-bruisingly funny omnibus that ranges from absurdist monologues (“Martin Luther King, Jr’s Worst Speech Ever”) to intentionally bad theater (“Hitler Dinner Party: A Play”); from avant-garde fiction (“Obituary for the Creator of Madlibs”) to free-verse poetry that's funnier and more powerful than the work of Calvin Trillin, Jewel, and Robert Louis Stevenson combined. Odenkirk's debut resembles nothing so much as a hilarious new sketch comedy show that’s exclusively available as a streaming video for your mind. As Odenkirk himself writes in “The Second Coming of Jesus and Lazarus,” it is a book “to be read aloud to yourself in the voice of Bob Newhart.”
Download or read book Bedtime for Boo written by Mickie Matheis and published by Golden Books. This book was released on 2012-08-28 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Boo, the youngest ghost in his family, is excited on his first night of haunting but soon tires and, upon returning home, falls asleep to the familiar groaning, creaking, and rattling of his house.
Download or read book A Boy Named Boo written by Luis Trikz Da Silva Jr. and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2014-07-30 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A boy named Boo is a book loosely based on true events on a child who was overweight and had a low self esteem. Boy had no ambition or desire to do anything or to be social with fellow students. Shortly that changed when he found a passion for the game of basketball. He used basketball to help inspire himself and motivate him to change his bad eating habits and low self esteem. The book takes you on a journey on how this child over came adversity and challenges one day at a time. A special childrens book that touches on issues in our society and schools throughout our nation.
Download or read book Olaf s Frozen Adventure Mad Libs written by Mickie Matheis and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2017-10-17 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mad Libs is the world’s greatest word game and the perfect gift or activity for anyone who likes to laugh! Write in the missing words on each page to create your own hilariously funny stories all about Olaf and the rest of the Frozen cast. Some people are worth VERB ENDING IN ING for! With 21 “fill-in-the-blank” stories about Olaf, Sven, Anna, and Elsa, Olaf's Frozen Adventure Mad Libs has plenty of laughs for fans of this singing, dancing, joke-cracking snowman! Play alone, in a group, or in Arendelle! Mad Libs are a fun family activity recommended for ages 8 to NUMBER. Olaf's Frozen Adventure Mad Libs includes: - Silly stories: 21 "fill-in-the-blank" stories all about Olaf and the rest of the Frozen cast! - Language arts practice: Mad Libs are a great way to build reading comprehension and grammar skills. - Fun With Friends: each story is a chance for friends to work together to create unique stories!
Download or read book Dookie Sookie and Big Mo written by Alice Mertie Underhill and published by TEACH Services, Inc.. This book was released on 2003 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Alice Mertie Underhill writes a story of adventure, magic, love and ultimately redemption set in the lonely jungles of India. Big Mo is well-known in his tribe as a great fighter and an alcoholic. A rich, four-cow man, he doesn't feel the need of anything. That is, until the day he attends a burning of a dead mother and her still living child. Feeling pangs of injustice, Big Mo tries to save the infant, but is too late. The witch doctor condemns his actions, and Big Mo begins a journey to find meaning in his life and answers to his questions. During this time he finds Dookie, an abandoned infant about to be devoured by wild dogs. After saving the child, Big Mo attempts to raise the child on his own. As the child grows, she makes friends with another girl who is her own age and who is a Christian. This sparks a feud between himself and the tribal witch doctor who curses Big Mo and Dookie with the curse of the snake. Ironically, the young child is bitten by a poisonous snake a few months later and becomes deathly ill to the point that a cure seems hopeless. Is the power of the evil spirits stronger than the Christian magic that Big Mo is learning about? Follow the tales of Big Mo and his adoptive daughter, Dookie, in their Indian village as they learn about the Great Spirit from the Christians. A must-read for all ages, Dookie, Sookie, and Big Mo will make you laugh and cry, and bring you closer to the Christian God they are learning to love, Jesus Christ.
Download or read book Looney Tunes Mad Libs written by Brandon T. Snider and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2024-06-25 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mad Libs is the world’s greatest word game and the perfect gift or activity for anyone who likes to laugh! Write in the missing words on each page to create your own hilariously funny stories all about Looney Tunes! What's up, OCCUPATION? With 21 “fill-in-the-blank” stories about Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, and the rest of your favorite characters, Looney Tunes Mad Libs is the perfect activity for any fan of this timeless cartoon series! Play alone, in a group, or in Toontown! Mad Libs are a fun family activity recommended for ages 8 to NUMBER. Looney Tunes Mad Libs includes: - Silly stories: 21 "fill-in-the-blank" stories about Looney Tunes! - Language arts practice: Mad Libs are a great way to build reading comprehension and grammar skills. - Fun with friends: each story is a chance for friends to work together to create unique stories!
Download or read book Mad Libs After Dark written by Mad Libs and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2018-12-24 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Mad Libs collection that includes two romance-themed Adult Mad Libs titles in a sexy hardcover package that's perfect for Valentine's Day! Not sure how to say "I love you" (or simply, "I need to VERB you!") this Valentine's Day? Mad Libs After Dark has you covered! This sexy collection includes two previously published relationship-themed Adult Mad Libs titles, bound together in a sleek hardcover package that features an eye-catching faux-leather cover design and interior pages edged in red. Forget Netflix and chill. This Valentine's Day, it's all about Mad Libs and VERB!
Download or read book Why They Can t Write written by John Warner and published by JHU Press. This book was released on 2018-12-03 with total page 285 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An important challenge to what currently masquerades as conventional wisdom regarding the teaching of writing. There seems to be widespread agreement that—when it comes to the writing skills of college students—we are in the midst of a crisis. In Why They Can't Write, John Warner, who taught writing at the college level for two decades, argues that the problem isn't caused by a lack of rigor, or smartphones, or some generational character defect. Instead, he asserts, we're teaching writing wrong. Warner blames this on decades of educational reform rooted in standardization, assessments, and accountability. We have done no more, Warner argues, than conditioned students to perform "writing-related simulations," which pass temporary muster but do little to help students develop their writing abilities. This style of teaching has made students passive and disengaged. Worse yet, it hasn't prepared them for writing in the college classroom. Rather than making choices and thinking critically, as writers must, undergraduates simply follow the rules—such as the five-paragraph essay—designed to help them pass these high-stakes assessments. In Why They Can't Write, Warner has crafted both a diagnosis for what ails us and a blueprint for fixing a broken system. Combining current knowledge of what works in teaching and learning with the most enduring philosophies of classical education, this book challenges readers to develop the skills, attitudes, knowledge, and habits of mind of strong writers.
Download or read book Shark Attack Mad Libs written by Mickie Matheis and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2018-05-29 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mad Libs is the world’s greatest word game and a great gift for anyone who likes to laugh! Write in the missing words on each page to create your own hilariously funny stories all about sharks. But don’t worry, there’s nothing to VERB inside Shark Attack! Mad Libs. With 21 “fill-in-the-blank” stories about the ocean’s most feared and misunderstood creatures, this book is perfect for aspiring marine biologists or for anyone who loves silly stories about nature. Play alone, in a group, or under the sea! Mad Libs are a fun family activity recommended for ages 8 to NUMBER.
Download or read book Sonic the Hedgehog Mad Libs written by Rob Valois and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2018-03-06 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fans of Sonic the Hedgehog will love filling in the blanks of this Mad Libs, with stories all about one of the most iconic, spiky-haired animated characters of all time! It doesn't matter if you're 8 or 38: there's no denying that Sonic the Hedgehog is one of the coolest animated characters of all time! Our Mad Libs immortalizes Sonic with 21 fill-in-the-blank stories all about Sonic and his many thrilling adventures!
Download or read book Me vs the Multiverse Pleased to Meet Me written by S. G. Wilson and published by Yearling. This book was released on 2021-08-17 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What if you suddenly met someone who's you--only better? That's what happens in this hilarious new series for fans of Stuart Gibb's Moon Base Alpha and quirky sci-fi animated shows like Rick and Morty and Regular Show. It all starts with a note folded into the shape of an origami octopus: "Hi, Me. Yes, you. You're me, and I'm you." If you believe this and the other origami notes that follow--which middle schooler Meade Macon absolutely, positively does NOT--the concept of parallel dimensions is true, and there is a convention full of alternate versions of Meade waiting for his RSVP. It's got to be a joke. Except . . . the octopus is an origami fold Meade thought he invented. And the note writer has a lot of intel on him that nobody else should know. I mean, he's told his best friend Twig a lot about himself, but he's definitely kept mum about that time he sleepwalk-peed into his Lego container when he was six. Could Me Con be a real thing? And should he go?
Download or read book The City of Ember written by Jeanne DuPrau and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2003-05-13 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A modern-day classic. This highly acclaimed adventure series about two friends desperate to save their doomed city has captivated kids and teachers alike for almost fifteen years and has sold over 3.5 MILLION copies! The city of Ember was built as a last refuge for the human race. Two hundred years later, the great lamps that light the city are beginning to flicker. When Lina finds part of an ancient message, she’s sure it holds a secret that will save the city. She and her friend Doon must race to figure out the clues before the lights go out on Ember forever! Nominated to 28 State Award Lists! An American Library Association Notable Children’s Book A New York Public Library 100 Titles for Reading and Sharing Selection A Kirkus Reviews Editors’ Choice A Child Magazine Best Children’s Book A Mark Twain Award Winner A William Allen White Children’s Book Award Winner “A realistic post-apocalyptic world. DuPrau’s book leaves Doon and Lina on the verge of undiscovered country and readers wanting more.” —USA Today “An electric debut.” —Publishers Weekly, Starred “While Ember is colorless and dark, the book itself is rich with description.” —VOYA, Starred “A harrowing journey into the unknown, and cryptic messages for readers to decipher.” —Kirkus Reviews, Starred
Download or read book The Original 1 Mad Libs written by Roger Price and published by Penguin. This book was released on 1974-02-01 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The idea is simple. Someone asks for a part of speech: a verb, a noun, an adjective, or an adverb. We've included definitions and examples of the parts of speech in case you've forgotten. Players call out their ideas to fill in the blanks and in the end, you have a story reeling from one silly sentence to another until nothing makes sense. That's what you call a Mad Lib®, the world's greatest word game. Players have been howling with friends or laughing all to themselves for over 35 years! Here's where the fun begins. Check out The Original Mad Libs®. Once you hear the laughs this one inspires, you'll probably want to play the rest.
Download or read book Unhinged written by Michelle Malkin and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-02-05 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unhinged: Exposing Liberals Gone Wild is Michelle Malkin's unrestrained and uncensored exposé of hate-mongering Leftists. With wit, wisdom, and a bullet-proof vest, Malkin ruthlessly and raucously skewers the myths of liberal tolerance, peace, and civility while responding to the incendiary insults and vile slurs directed at her and other conservatives. With infuriating details that are not for the faint of heart, Malkin chronicles the bizarre world of foaming-at-the-mouth Leftists in their natural habitats: the mainstream media, academia, Hollywood, and Washington.
Download or read book Terrible Nerd written by Kevin Savetz and published by . This book was released on 2012-11-01 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A tale of the personal computing, gaming, and online adventures of a child who grew up as part of the first computer-native generation, this account brings to life late nights swapping software, hacking the school computer, causing trouble on college radio, a stint as AOL's Internet AnswerMan, and hosting a team of Microsoft suits in a small-town home office.
Download or read book Mickey Mouse Mad Libs written by Mickie Matheis and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2017-03-21 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mad Libs is the world’s greatest word game and the perfect gift or activity for anyone who likes to laugh! Write in the missing words on each page to create your own hilariously funny stories all about Mickey Mouse! If you can dream it, you can VERB it! With 21 “fill-in-the-blank” stories about Mickey, Donald, Goofy and more, Mickey Mouse Mad Libs is perfect for fans of Walt Disney's iconic cartoon characters! Play alone, in a group, or at Disneyland! Mad Libs are a fun family activity recommended for ages 8 to NUMBER. Mickey Mouse Mad Libs includes: - Silly stories: 21 "fill-in-the-blank" stories all about the world's most famous mouse! - Language arts practice: Mad Libs are a great way to build reading comprehension and grammar skills. - Fun With Friends: each story is a chance for friends to work together to create unique stories!
