Download or read book Notes to the Asshole Boyfriend written by Alex O'Connell and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-05-21 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Sweary, Coloring Book for Adults Featuring 30 Outrageous Phrases Insults and Curses This book is not only a perfect gift to your ex or asshole boyfriend, but also to your boss, friends, family, annoying guy on the street, crazy cat person, random strangers, co-workers, lazy employees and anyone who might cross your path. There's nothing that says Fuck you, Asshole! better than a well-illustrated and colored page from this book. Take a look why: Each Coloring Page is Printed on a Separate Sheet to Avoid Bleed Through Each Swear word and phrase look funny and cute, but then you can see the real anger behind them Coloring Pages in this book is Designed for Fun, Relaxation, and Anti-Stress Therapy Take a look and some irreverent phrases you will find within this book: Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you. Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me? It's not your size...it's your taste in music Sorry Dick, but I think I'm in love with your mom. My cat doesn't like you. I'm not lesbian, but after this relationship, I'm working on it. My car headlights are brighter than your future. Remember God loves you. But I don't. Whatever. You are about as useful as a vibrator with no batteries. Your village called, they're missing an idiot. Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma. Do me a favor. Drop dead. Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger. You're the dick you'll never have. Damn not you again... Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick. Maybe if you water it, it will grow! I just can't take the bad sex anymore And much more! This is an adult coloring book. We recommend you keep it away from children, no matter how much they want to pet the cute drawings on the cover. I think you already thought of some asshole who would enjoy this art of yours. Even if you just want to relax, swearing is one of the best ways, along with coloring, so go ahead, get one or two copies and calm yourself the fuck down. TAGS: adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, leafy animals coloring book, james alexander, alex o'connell"

Download or read book Best Asshole Boyfriend Ever written by Boyfriend Ever and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-05-19 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Wonderful Best Asshole Boyfriend Ever Gift Under 10.00! Filled with 75+ double sided sheets (150+ writing pages!) of lined paper, for recording thoughts, gratitude, notes, ideas, prayers, or sketches. This motivational and inspirational notebook with a funny quote makes a memorable (and useful) gift! Imagine the look on their face when your Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Aunt or Uncle open the box and find their new favorite notebook! Fits perfectly in purse to use for thoughts, notes, plans, wedding ideas, to do lists, and to express your creative ideas! Perfect size to tuck into a purse, keep on a desk or as a cherished bedside companion, ready for journaling and doodling. If you need ideas for a birthday present, this is it! Under $10 dollars makes it a great bargain. Unique and original gift for your mom, dad, grandma, grandpa, brother, sister or friend! It's an awesome present for Father's Day, Mother's Day, Birthday, Thanksgiving, Xmas, Halloween or Christmas. Featuring an illustration! Give it without a reason, just to show someone you love them! - 5 x 8" inches Softcover Journal Book - 150 Inside Pages (75 Sheets) - Lined on Both Sides - Lined paper is acid-free; it's perfect for writing with a pen, pencil, or any writing utensil of your choice - An awesome present for Father's Day, Mother's Day, Birthdays, Thanksgiving, Christmas and any occasion. Write & Be Happy!

Download or read book How to Avoid Falling in Love with a Jerk written by John Van Epp and published by McGraw Hill Professional. This book was released on 2008-03-19 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: AVOID THE JERKS AND FIND “THE ONE” WHO'S RIGHT FOR YOU "An insightful and creative contribution to managing the complexity of choosing a life partner. I heartily recommend it." --Harville Hendrix, Ph.D., author of Getting the Love You Want and Keeping the Love You Find "Don't be part of the 'where-was-this-book-when-I-needed-it?' crowd. It's not too late--read it now!" --Pat Love, Ed.D., author of The Truth About Love and Hot Monogamy Based on years of research on marital and premarital happiness, How to Avoid Falling in Love with a Jerk (previously published in hardcover as How to Avoid Marrying a Jerk) will help you break destructive dating patterns that have kept you from finding the love you deserve: Ask the right questions to inspire meaningful, revealing conversations with your partner Judge character based on compatibility, relationships skills, friends, and patterns from family and previous relationships Resolve your own emotional baggage so you're ready for a healthy relationship

Download or read book Us Veteran Best Asshole Boyfriend Ever Notebook written by Jerraud Banks and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-09 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Us Veteran Best Asshole Boyfriend Ever Notebook.There is ample room inside for writing notes and ideas. It can be used as a notebook, journal or composition book. This paperback notebook is 6" x 9" (letter size) and has 110 pages (55 sheets) that are wide rule.

Download or read book Best Asshole Boyfriend Ever written by Purple House Press and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-05-21 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This lined journal is perfect for your daily scribbles, deep thoughts, and notes to yourself! Features: 6x9 Lined Journal 120 Cream Pages Soft Matte Cover Makes a Perfect Gift For: Yourself Birthday Christmas Stocking Stuffer or Secret Santa Life's Milestone Events Gag Gift

Download or read book This Is How Your Marriage Ends written by Matthew Fray and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2022-03-22 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A thoughtful, down-to-earth, contemporary guide to help partners identify and address relationship-killing behavior patterns in their own lives. Good people can be bad at relationships. One night during his divorce, after one too many vodkas and a call with a phone-in-therapist who told him to “journal his feelings,” Matthew Fray started a blog. He needed to figure out how his ex-wife went from the eighteen-year-old college freshman who adored him to the angry woman who thought he was an asshole and left him. As he pieced together the story of his marriage and its end, Matthew began to realize a hard truth: even though he was a decent guy, he was a bad husband. As he shared raw, uncomfortable, and darkly humorous first-person stories about the lessons he’d learned from his failed marriage, a peculiar thing happened. Matthew started to gain a following. In January 2016 a post he wrote—“She Divorced Me Because I left the Dishes by the Sink”—went viral and was read over four million times. Filtered through the lens of his own surprising, life-changing experience and his years counseling couples, This Is How Your Marriage Ends exposes the root problem of so many relationships that go wrong. We simply haven’t been taught any of the necessary skills, Matthew explains. In fact, it is sometimes the assumption that we are acting on good intentions that causes us to alienate our partners and foment mistrust. With the humorous, entertaining, and counterintuitive approach of The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck, and the practical insights of The 5 Love Languages, This is How Your Marriage Ends helps readers identify relationship-killing behavior patterns in their own lives, and offers solutions to break free from the cycles of dysfunction and destruction. It is must-read for every partner no matter what stage–beginning, middle, or even end—of your relationship.

Download or read book Notebook written by Donkey notebook and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-25 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 100 pages of lined paper made for writing to keep your notes organized. With custom sized pages (6 x 9) and soft cover this notebook is perfect for writing at school, keeping track of your daily routine or writing to-do lists. With it's artful cover page this journal will always brighten up your life and be an eye-catcher for everyone else. Journal Notebook Books are perfect for: Diaries Journal Notebook Books Birthday Planners Scrapbooks Christmas Wish Lists Coworker Gifts Creative Working Homework Have Fun & Stay Organized

Download or read book You May Be an Asshole But You re My Kinda Asshole written by Dee Phillips and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-23 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for the perfect gift for your boyfriend or husband for Father's Day, Birthday, Anniversary or Christmas? Want something truly original? A Journal for him with a hilarious saying is a fantastic little notebook that he is sure to appreciate. It's great for writing notes, thoughts, phone number or shopping lists, creating poems, keeping as a diary or planner, getting co-ordinated or a hundred other uses. It has a glossy cover and is just the right size (6" x 9") for throwing into a briefcase, bag or backpack to take with him anywhere. It has blank lined pages with a fun pen header on the top of each writing page. Any guy would love this funny little book!

Download or read book Hey Asshole written by Max Turner and published by . This book was released on 2021-04-15 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is there somebody you just don't care for in your life? Want to leave a nasty note or vent your feelings? This notebook is perfect to vent and destress. We also don't recommend cutting out the pages, they are perfect for ripping out on a fit of rage. Do you have issues with: A Boyfriend or Husband? Mechanic? Somebody that took up two parking spaces? Clerk? Loan Shark? Neighbor? Leave them a note with the perfect amount of frustration and let them know they are an ASSHOLE!!

Download or read book On a Bad Boy Note written by Ansh Seth and published by Partridge Publishing. This book was released on 2015-09-25 with total page 461 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Uday is a flamboyant, intriguing and adventurous IT professional in his 20's. Within the large world of IT, in which he had no interest, his life keeps flashing in front of him- the life that he had led, and the memories of his first love. In these rampant flashbacks, he narrates the story of his brash lifestyle and his uncanny desires, the women he fell in love with and how he broke their hearts. In his poetic anecdotes and karmic insights, he shares the learnt lessons from the Bad, BAD world. With his dashing good looks and acquired skills of seduction, Uday makes his way back to love , only to find himself face to face with his most dreaded fantasy. What follows, is a journey of the future, the past and the present, where the only constant factor that always burns, is him.

Download or read book CivilWarLand in Bad Decline written by George Saunders and published by Random House Trade Paperbacks. This book was released on 2016-04-26 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Since its publication in 1996, George Saunders’s debut collection has grown in esteem from a cherished cult classic to a masterpiece of the form, inspiring an entire generation of writers along the way. In six stories and a novella, Saunders hatches an unforgettable cast of characters, each struggling to survive in an increasingly haywire world. With a new introduction by Joshua Ferris and a new author’s note by Saunders himself, this edition is essential reading for those seeking to discover or revisit a virtuosic, disturbingly prescient voice. Praise for George Saunders and CivilWarLand in Bad Decline “It’s no exaggeration to say that short story master George Saunders helped change the trajectory of American fiction.”—The Wall Street Journal “Saunders’s satiric vision of America is dark and demented; it’s also ferocious and very funny.”—Michiko Kakutani, The New York Times “George Saunders is a writer of arresting brilliance and originality, with a sure sense of his material and apparently inexhaustible resources of voice. [CivilWarLand in Bad Decline] is scary, hilarious, and unforgettable.”—Tobias Wolff “Saunders makes the all-but-impossible look effortless.”—Jonathan Franzen “Not since Twain has America produced a satirist this funny.”—Zadie Smith “An astoundingly tuned voice—graceful, dark, authentic, and funny—telling just the kinds of stories we need to get us through these times.”—Thomas Pynchon

Download or read book Tiny Beautiful Things written by Cheryl Strayed and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2012-07-10 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NATIONAL BESTSELLER • Soon to be a Hulu Original series • The internationally acclaimed author of Wild collects the best of The Rumpus's Dear Sugar advice columns plus never-before-published pieces. Rich with humor and insight—and absolute honesty—this "wise and compassionate" (New York Times Book Review) book is a balm for everything life throws our way. Life can be hard: your lover cheats on you; you lose a family member; you can’t pay the bills—and it can be great: you’ve had the hottest sex of your life; you get that plum job; you muster the courage to write your novel. Sugar—the once-anonymous online columnist at The Rumpus, now revealed as Cheryl Strayed, author of the bestselling memoir Wild—is the person thousands turn to for advice.

Download or read book How to Eat Ass Like a Champ Simple Rules for Your Boyfriend Partner Or Spouse Gag Book Cover written by Rod Long and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-18 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WARNING: PLEASE NOTE THAT THERE ARE NO ACTUAL RUDE PICTURES IN THIS BOOK - THIS IS A PRANK GAG NOTEBOOK DISGUISED AS A PAPERBACK BOOK WITH ONLY LINED PAGES INSIDE FOR WRITING IN An inappropriateFun Gag Notebook sure to give a good laugh to you or yourwife, husband, partner, bestie, boyfriend, colleague, girlfriendor anyone else with a raunchy sense of humor on birthdays, anniversaries, valentines, Christmas, Mothers, Fathers day or any other gift giving occasion. If giving to family, friends or colleagues this Notebook includes 120 wide ruled lined pages (60gsm) for using as a journal, to take notes, for creative writing or journaling or just to vent their frustrations. If giving to your partner it could also be used as a private notebook for writing love letters, romantic (or naughty) ideas, future plans, thoughts and comments to each other. Can also be given as a hilarious but appreciative gift to show how thankful you are to your friend, bestie, partner, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife or spouse. 6" x 9" size dimensions are a substantial size for writing and ideal for throwing in a handbag, backpack or desk drawer Makes an ideal and perfect present idea for any gift giving occasion such as, valentines day, christmas or a birthday. Also great as a stocking stuffer or a cheap but quality secret santa present for under 10 dollars. Can be used as a blank notebook, journal to write in, composition book or diary.

Download or read book The Note written by Natalie Wrye and published by Wrye Writing. This book was released on 2020-10-17 with total page 291 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NOAH Whoever said "Revenge is sweet" is a g*ddamned liar. There's nothing "sweet" about the vengeance I want against Sophia Somerset. Because when this quick-tongued waitress with more curves than the real estate market makes off with my most prized possession—and the only item saving my company from collapse, payback is the only goal I have planned…at first. My only saving grace? The note she left behind. And my proof. Problem is: I can’t stop thinking about the adorably haphazard thief. Taking my revenge against Sophia may not be sweet. But it sure is sexy. If only I can save my company—and my traitorous heart—before it’s too late… --- AUTHOR'S NOTE: *The Note is a full-length novel, the fifth interconnected story in the Manhattan Nights series. The series can be read in any order, but for the best reading experience, we highly recommend starting with Book One (The Vow). **This novel is complete as a standalone novel, but contains continuing side plot-lines that may not be resolved immediately.

Download or read book A Letter from Sheri written by Cheryl Gyant and published by Fulton Books, Inc.. This book was released on 2022-05-25 with total page 464 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Letter from Sheri is a story inspired by the 1986 California serial killer murders executed by Charles Ng and Leonard Lake. I began writing a book in 2001 about how it felt to be adopted. As a child, I was led to believe that my biological mother was murdered by my biological father. When I was a teenager, I dove deep into a seemingly endless search that spanned a decade, searching for answers. As an adult, my biological Aunt found me and confirmed that my mother had been a victim of the Calaveras County, California Charles Ng and Leonard Lake serial killings, in 1985. After reaching out to the since retired detective on her case, he sent me an eleven-page letter written by my mom that had somehow been gleaned from a sea of evidence left at the crime scene. It answered almost every question that I had. After learning everything through her letter, my biological father, and my adoption files, I finally concluded that she never had a voice or a chance in life. My attempt to become her voice gave way to a passion to tell a whole new story. A story once about my search for answers as an adoptee, had been transformed to the harrowing story of a victim; "A Letter from Sheri". The details accounted in the letter, tell the story of a life of trauma that started at an early age, and culminates with Sheri's life in the hands of ruthless serial killers when she took her last breath.

Download or read book Dear Asshole written by Jillian Madison and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2011-08-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dear Asshole includes 101 letters to tell off all the assholes you encounter on a daily basis, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender. The world is full of assholes -- but now you can fight back! Ever wish you could leave a nasty note for that jerk meter maid who ticketed you, or the idiot who didn't clean up after his dog, or your asshole psychotic ex? Now you can! Whether it's the asshole landlord, the asshole cheapskate, the asshole backseat driver, or the constantly cheery asshole, you should never leave home without this useful book ever again! Letters include: Dear Asshole Who Stole My Parking Space Dear Asshole Who Doesn't Know How to Use Self-Checkout Dear Contagious Asshole Dear Constantly Broke Asshole Dear Online Dating Asshole Who Lied About Their Looks Dear Asshole Boss Dear Fanatically Religious Asshole at My Door And more!

Download or read book Ask a Manager written by Alison Green and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2018-05-01 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creator of the popular website Ask a Manager and New York’s work-advice columnist comes a witty, practical guide to 200 difficult professional conversations—featuring all-new advice! There’s a reason Alison Green has been called “the Dear Abby of the work world.” Ten years as a workplace-advice columnist have taught her that people avoid awkward conversations in the office because they simply don’t know what to say. Thankfully, Green does—and in this incredibly helpful book, she tackles the tough discussions you may need to have during your career. You’ll learn what to say when • coworkers push their work on you—then take credit for it • you accidentally trash-talk someone in an email then hit “reply all” • you’re being micromanaged—or not being managed at all • you catch a colleague in a lie • your boss seems unhappy with your work • your cubemate’s loud speakerphone is making you homicidal • you got drunk at the holiday party Praise for Ask a Manager “A must-read for anyone who works . . . [Alison Green’s] advice boils down to the idea that you should be professional (even when others are not) and that communicating in a straightforward manner with candor and kindness will get you far, no matter where you work.”—Booklist (starred review) “The author’s friendly, warm, no-nonsense writing is a pleasure to read, and her advice can be widely applied to relationships in all areas of readers’ lives. Ideal for anyone new to the job market or new to management, or anyone hoping to improve their work experience.”—Library Journal (starred review) “I am a huge fan of Alison Green’s Ask a Manager column. This book is even better. It teaches us how to deal with many of the most vexing big and little problems in our workplaces—and to do so with grace, confidence, and a sense of humor.”—Robert Sutton, Stanford professor and author of The No Asshole Rule and The Asshole Survival Guide “Ask a Manager is the ultimate playbook for navigating the traditional workforce in a diplomatic but firm way.”—Erin Lowry, author of Broke Millennial: Stop Scraping By and Get Your Financial Life Together