Download or read book Farts Make Noise written by Kelly Brakenhoff and published by . This book was released on 2022-03-10 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Duke the deaf dog learns that some noises are loud and some are quiet. Whether it's a tapping crayon, a beeping fire drill, or a crinkly candy wrapper, both parents and children alike will understand the need to know the difference between noises. A fun, engaging way to teach children that some noises are not polite.

Download or read book No One Likes a Fart written by Zoë Foster Blake and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-01-14 with total page 21 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.

Download or read book Old MacDonald Heard a Fart written by Derek Landy and published by HarperCollins Children's Books. This book was released on 2017-04-06 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Old Macdonald heard a fart ... E-I-E-I-O!" There are some VERY rude noises coming from Old Macdonald's farm - who could be responsible?! Sing along to this side-splitting picture book adaptation of everyone's favourite nursery rhyme.

Download or read book Farty Pants written by Eric Geron and published by Becker & Mayer. This book was released on 2021-03-16 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He farts! She farts! We all fart--but why? Combining real science with humor, Farty Pants explains it all--complete with full-color illustrations and hidden buttons that trigger ten unique fart sounds. Each sound relates to a humorous fact on the same page. Were farts always taboo? Did kings and queens fart? Is there a difference between baby and grandpa farts? Learn all of this and more with facts that cover their loudness and speed, as well as how farts work differently in water, space, and beyond!

Download or read book The Gas We Pass written by Shinta Chō and published by . This book was released on 2001 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Helping young children know how their bodies function and how and why gas is produced and eliminated, this book is presented with humor that's appealing to children and adults alike. (Baby/Preschool)

Download or read book The Fart Heard Round the World written by Ricky Mintz and published by McNae, Marlin and MacKenzie. This book was released on 2018-02-12 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You're about to enter, the world of gross. We tackle some subjects, short, and in depth. From boogers to dandruff, to zits and bad breath, Canker sores, ear wax, I'll give you the scoop About vomiting, and warts, and what's inside your poop Laryngitis, toe jam, even lice and pee You will say, "all of this, can happen to ME?"

Download or read book The World s Biggest Fart written by Rafael Ordóñez and published by NubeOcho. This book was released on 2023-11-06 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: El mono fue el que tuvo la idea de este gran concurso. Un concurso de pedos en la jungla, donde participarán el elefante, el león, la cebra, el hipopótamo, el rinoceronte. ¿Quién será el ganador?

Download or read book A Guide To Farts written by Igloo Books and published by Igloo Books. This book was released on 2018-12-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ever fallen foul of a fart fail? Whether you've been caught downwind of a smelly breeze, or released a dub with more squeak than stink, this book contains all the guidance you need to let one rip like a pro. Learn how to identify each whiff and become an expet in fart execution with this illustrated guide to the most disgusting farts of all time, complete with tremendous trump sounds to help you achieve maximum devastation.

Download or read book Noisy Noisy Fart written by Lady Bird Books Staff and published by Ladybird Books. This book was released on 2009-03-18 with total page 10 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Noisy Noisy Fart! Fart! Pardon me! Our bodies can make such a funny lot of noises. Find and press the button on every page to hear a different silly sound each time.

Download or read book Freddie The Farting Snowman written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-27 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Top Gift For 2020! Did you know that snowmen fart? It's true! Follow Freddie the Farting Snowman to learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of snowman life. The Arctic Blast, the Farticle Collider and many more will have you bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, rump, and bum. Grab this new release in time for the holiday gift giving season! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious collection of fart names and situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list

Download or read book Belches Burps and Farts Oh My written by Artie Bennett and published by . This book was released on 2014 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From hoots to hics to toots, here's an exuberant companion to Bennett's hilarious books featuring body parts and processes.

Download or read book Someone Farted written by Bruce Eric Kaplan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-04-17 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two words throw a family’s car trip into utter (and smelly) chaos in this hilarious story of denial from Bruce Eric Kaplan. The Krupkes are having a nice, peaceful Saturday morning drive to the grocery store when: it happens. Someone. Farts. The car is thrown into chaos. Sister turns against brother. Mom almost faints. Dad almost gets into an accident. The smell is so bad it’s criminal—so criminal they all end up in jail! And still no one will take responsibility for the odious odor. Will the Krupkes make it through this ordeal in one piece, or will they fracture from the unending accusations of “whoever smelt it dealt it?”

Download or read book Farts Around the World written by August O'Phwinn and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2011-10-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What is proper English etiquette for a tea room emission? Can a Swiss fart be so loud that it generates an echo? If a meditating Buddhist passes gas, does it exist? The answers to such pressing questions are answered in this hilarious soon-to-be international best seller. Ingeniously packaged with a sound unit to convey the nuances of global flatulence, Farts Around the World is the ideal gift for those who like to travel with a smile.

Download or read book Does It Fart written by Nick Caruso and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2019-07-11 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An explosive and hilarious look at facts, farts, and fun! Dogs fart. Cats fart. Horses fart (a lot). But what about snakes? Spiders? Octopuses? What about chimpanzees? Cheetahs? Or dinosaurs? In this gaseous guide to kids' favourite animals (and some they've probably never heard of), young readers will discover not only which animals parp, but also which have the stinkiest farts, which fart the most, and where all this smelly stuff comes from. They'll even learn which species has its own secret fart code! Perfect for reluctant readers, and with full-colour illustrations throughout, Does It Fart? is the funniest book you never knew you needed. Based on the New York Times bestseller Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence.

Download or read book Fart Sounds written by Zuri Irvin and published by . This book was released on 2016-08-23 with total page 270 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection of interviews explores reasons why comedians become comedians and why jokes are funny. It's brought to you by writers, directors, producers and performers of: Bob's Burgers, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, The Comedy Store, The Comedy Cellar, The Daily Show, Full Frontal, GIRLS, Hollywood Improv, Inside Amy Schumer, IFC, Jimmy Kimmel Live!, The Knitting Factory, The Late Show, The Laugh Factory, Last Comic Standing, Last Week Tonight, Maron, @midnight, MADtv, MTV, The New York Times, Second City, UCB, VICELAND, and more. Featuring: J.R. Havlan, Jena Friedman, Miles Kahn, Josh Gondelman, Jill Twiss, Jennie Sutton, Zack Bornstein, Michael Brumm, Cory Cavin, Hallie Haas, Riley Soloner, Ariana Lenarsky, Ilana Gordon, Julie Marchiano, Morgan Evans, Caitlin Kunkel, Matt Fernandez, Michael Wolf, Cheyenne Grogan, Mary Houlihan, Julia Prescott, Jak Knight, Mike Benner, Yassir Lester, Amanda Rosenberg, Chelsea Davison, Mike Glazer, Jon Savitt, Alison Leiby, Brendan McLaughlin, Kenny Ducey, Reginal Thomas, Anne Victoria Clark, Allie Goertz, Mike Lawrence, Shane Mauss, Alison Zeidman, Janine Brito, Dan Wilbur, Will Miles, Kenny DeForest, Joe List, April Brucker, Rich Carucci, Stephen Spinola, Cyrus McQueen, Dave Anthony, Ted Alexandro, Chris Millhouse, Jono Zalay, Myq Kaplan, Dani Fernandez, Neel Nanda, Adam Newman, Jesus Trejo, Andrew Schulz, Joel Kim Booster, Adam Cozens, Sarah Tiana, Sam Morril, Josh Sneed, Jeff Dye and Yannis Pappas.

Download or read book Aidan s Fart Logbook Farting Journal for Gassy Guys written by Gassy Gifts Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-12 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for a silly fart gag gift for Aidan? This 100 pg personalized name fart logbook measures a compact 6" x 9" and is the perfect size for the husband, boyfriend, dad, in law, grandpa, brother, uncle or buddy in your life who is constantly passing gas. Don't make a stink about it anymore! Just grab this funny farting gift, crack a fart joke and hand it to them so they can keep track of their toots with precision. Makes a funny groomsmen gift, too!Features a Fart Glossary to explain the various types of gas, along with a page of alternate words which describe farting around the world. The logbook portion allows you to track the date, time of day, fart duration, type of fart, fart enjoyment scale, which bystanders noticed and who left the room. There is also a large notes section for those who want to give more details about the alleged toot. This fart logbook makes a great white elephant gift, stocking stuffer, birthday gift, retirement gift, bachelor gag gift or funny fart gift for those who love to pass gas. Order yours today and start tracking the toots!

Download or read book The Biker Mice from Mars Noisy Book written by Norman Redfern and published by . This book was released on 1994-01-01 with total page 14 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: