Download or read book Noisy Noisy Fart written by Lady Bird Books Staff and published by Ladybird Books. This book was released on 2009-03-18 with total page 10 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Noisy Noisy Fart! Fart! Pardon me! Our bodies can make such a funny lot of noises. Find and press the button on every page to hear a different silly sound each time.
Download or read book Farts Make Noise written by Kelly Brakenhoff and published by . This book was released on 2022-03-10 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Duke the deaf dog learns that some noises are loud and some are quiet. Whether it's a tapping crayon, a beeping fire drill, or a crinkly candy wrapper, both parents and children alike will understand the need to know the difference between noises. A fun, engaging way to teach children that some noises are not polite.
Download or read book Farty Pants written by Eric Geron and published by Becker & Mayer. This book was released on 2021-03-16 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He farts! She farts! We all fart--but why? Combining real science with humor, Farty Pants explains it all--complete with full-color illustrations and hidden buttons that trigger ten unique fart sounds. Each sound relates to a humorous fact on the same page. Were farts always taboo? Did kings and queens fart? Is there a difference between baby and grandpa farts? Learn all of this and more with facts that cover their loudness and speed, as well as how farts work differently in water, space, and beyond!
Download or read book Farts A Noisy Guide written by Ben Hubbard and published by . This book was released on 2013-08-16 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get ready for fart overload! Pull out your pocket-sized fartometer and take the five funniest noisy fart sounds with you - anywhere, anytime: you could even hide it in your sock if you wanted to! Have a total blast with this hilarious shaped book that is packed with jokes, activities, trivia, pranks and... Farts!
Download or read book Old MacDonald Heard a Fart written by Derek Landy and published by HarperCollins Children's Books. This book was released on 2017-04-06 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Old Macdonald heard a fart ... E-I-E-I-O!" There are some VERY rude noises coming from Old Macdonald's farm - who could be responsible?! Sing along to this side-splitting picture book adaptation of everyone's favourite nursery rhyme.
Download or read book Fart Out Loud written by Priyaji Peiris and published by . This book was released on 2021-06-02 with total page 206 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the day you are born, you are told to follow a book of rules. In my teen years, I was told, "You have two options. Become a doctor or an engineer. If you can't do either one of those, at least you could be a lawyer." But it gets better. To reinforce the importance of succeeding in a career that was decided by others, I was instructed, "All you have to do is study hard, get a degree, and find a job. Then you will be able to buy a house and a nice car. You will be well respected." No pressure at all. This is the norm: become like the person next to you to be successful. Then society will accept you. We have built a robust system to support all of it-from education to career to the grave. The problem with this system is that it's getting old. Five decades ago, if you follow the path, you would make it to the top. But no longer. Over the last couple of decades, we have seen drastic changes in our society due to improvements in technology. There are more startups in this world than ever before-a plethora of career paths for us to explore. Sitting at a desk and waiting for your manager to offer you a promotion might not work anymore. Is the promotion years overdue? Does the least qualified person get the pat on the back. Does it seem like you are invisible? Whether it's an interview or meeting, you have to show what you are worth. So ... fart out in style! This book is for those trying to find a way to get past those interviews, gain that promotion, and achieve great career heights. It will help you master the art of showing how good you are through making simple observations and adopting those tactics to navigate corporate politics. You will learn to fart out loud to be successful in your career, gain visibility and achieve what you deserve. "We get limited opportunities in our careers to pursue the goals we dream. There are no shortcuts, but if we know how to fart at the right places, at the right times, we are a step ahead of the rest."
Download or read book No One Likes a Fart written by Zoe Foster Blake and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-01-14 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.
Download or read book The Fart Heard Round the World written by Ricky Mintz and published by McNae, Marlin and MacKenzie. This book was released on 2018-02-12 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You're about to enter, the world of gross. We tackle some subjects, short, and in depth. From boogers to dandruff, to zits and bad breath, Canker sores, ear wax, I'll give you the scoop About vomiting, and warts, and what's inside your poop Laryngitis, toe jam, even lice and pee You will say, "all of this, can happen to ME?"
Download or read book Belches Burps and Farts Oh My written by Artie Bennett and published by . This book was released on 2014 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From hoots to hics to toots, here's an exuberant companion to Bennett's hilarious books featuring body parts and processes.
Download or read book The Gas We Pass written by Shinta Chō and published by . This book was released on 2001 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Helping young children know how their bodies function and how and why gas is produced and eliminated, this book is presented with humor that's appealing to children and adults alike. (Baby/Preschool)
Download or read book The World s Biggest Fart written by Rafael Ordóñez and published by NubeOcho. This book was released on 2023-11-06 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: El mono fue el que tuvo la idea de este gran concurso. Un concurso de pedos en la jungla, donde participarán el elefante, el león, la cebra, el hipopótamo, el rinoceronte. ¿Quién será el ganador?
Download or read book Fart Sounds written by Zuri Irvin and published by . This book was released on 2016-08-23 with total page 270 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection of interviews explores reasons why comedians become comedians and why jokes are funny. It's brought to you by writers, directors, producers and performers of: Bob's Burgers, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, The Comedy Store, The Comedy Cellar, The Daily Show, Full Frontal, GIRLS, Hollywood Improv, Inside Amy Schumer, IFC, Jimmy Kimmel Live!, The Knitting Factory, The Late Show, The Laugh Factory, Last Comic Standing, Last Week Tonight, Maron, @midnight, MADtv, MTV, The New York Times, Second City, UCB, VICELAND, and more. Featuring: J.R. Havlan, Jena Friedman, Miles Kahn, Josh Gondelman, Jill Twiss, Jennie Sutton, Zack Bornstein, Michael Brumm, Cory Cavin, Hallie Haas, Riley Soloner, Ariana Lenarsky, Ilana Gordon, Julie Marchiano, Morgan Evans, Caitlin Kunkel, Matt Fernandez, Michael Wolf, Cheyenne Grogan, Mary Houlihan, Julia Prescott, Jak Knight, Mike Benner, Yassir Lester, Amanda Rosenberg, Chelsea Davison, Mike Glazer, Jon Savitt, Alison Leiby, Brendan McLaughlin, Kenny Ducey, Reginal Thomas, Anne Victoria Clark, Allie Goertz, Mike Lawrence, Shane Mauss, Alison Zeidman, Janine Brito, Dan Wilbur, Will Miles, Kenny DeForest, Joe List, April Brucker, Rich Carucci, Stephen Spinola, Cyrus McQueen, Dave Anthony, Ted Alexandro, Chris Millhouse, Jono Zalay, Myq Kaplan, Dani Fernandez, Neel Nanda, Adam Newman, Jesus Trejo, Andrew Schulz, Joel Kim Booster, Adam Cozens, Sarah Tiana, Sam Morril, Josh Sneed, Jeff Dye and Yannis Pappas.
Download or read book Farts Around the World written by August O'Phwinn and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2011-10-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What is proper English etiquette for a tea room emission? Can a Swiss fart be so loud that it generates an echo? If a meditating Buddhist passes gas, does it exist? The answers to such pressing questions are answered in this hilarious soon-to-be international best seller. Ingeniously packaged with a sound unit to convey the nuances of global flatulence, Farts Around the World is the ideal gift for those who like to travel with a smile.
Download or read book Gomer the Gassy Goat written by Hayley Rose and published by . This book was released on 2022-07-31 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids and adults alike will love this hysterical, tongue-twisting read-aloud about a goat who farts A LOT!Whether he is making silly faces or farting during goat yoga, Gomer the Gassy Goat will have you laughing out loud before you can say,"Trendy-bendy, nosy, noisy, smiley, smelly, classy, silly, sassy, gassy goat!"Fun goat facts included.
Download or read book A Guide To Farts written by Igloo Books and published by Igloo Books. This book was released on 2018-12-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ever fallen foul of a fart fail? Whether you've been caught downwind of a smelly breeze, or released a dub with more squeak than stink, this book contains all the guidance you need to let one rip like a pro. Learn how to identify each whiff and become an expet in fart execution with this illustrated guide to the most disgusting farts of all time, complete with tremendous trump sounds to help you achieve maximum devastation.
Download or read book Farts written by Ben Hubbard and published by . This book was released on 2013 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Does It Fart written by Nick Caruso and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2019-07-11 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An explosive and hilarious look at facts, farts, and fun! Dogs fart. Cats fart. Horses fart (a lot). But what about snakes? Spiders? Octopuses? What about chimpanzees? Cheetahs? Or dinosaurs? In this gaseous guide to kids' favourite animals (and some they've probably never heard of), young readers will discover not only which animals parp, but also which have the stinkiest farts, which fart the most, and where all this smelly stuff comes from. They'll even learn which species has its own secret fart code! Perfect for reluctant readers, and with full-colour illustrations throughout, Does It Fart? is the funniest book you never knew you needed. Based on the New York Times bestseller Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence.
