Download or read book Nobody Loves a Farting Princess written by Jeni and Eric Birr and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-04-02 with total page 170 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why would you name your book "Nobody Loves A Farting Princess"? What does that even mean? Honestly, I have no idea. It's just something my dad used to say that stuck with me. I was very close to my father until he was diagnosed with a stage four brain tumor when I was only twenty-seven. The six months I spent watching him descend from the smartest man I'd ever known into a confused, angry zombie-man was the hardest thing I've ever been through. Even harder than anything I've endured since learning, only two years after my father gave into his cancer, that I have the exact same type. The doctors tell me it's just lighting striking twice. This is the story of my life thus far.
Download or read book Princesses Don t Fart written by Peter Bently and published by Simon & Schuster Children's UK. This book was released on 2020-09-22 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Princess is getting ready for her ball at the palace of Pum Ping. She's starting to feel nervous. What happens if she pumps or parps or does bum-blasts or toots, bottom-burps, whizpops or poots? That shouldn't be a problem though, as everyone knows princesses don't fart... A new laugh-out-loud new text from Peter Bently, author of Meet the Parents and Dustbin Dad.
Download or read book The Farting Princess written by Fredrik Colting and published by . This book was released on 2019-06 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Princess Cleo is put under a spell that she can't start farting. Her only friend is a skunk named Jeremy, together they have to figure out how to break the spell.
Download or read book No One Likes a Fart written by Zoe Foster Blake and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-01-14 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.
Download or read book Princess Pumpalot written by Robin Mitchell and published by . This book was released on 2012 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Princess with Magical Farts written by Linda Najjar and published by Blurb. This book was released on 2019-05-23 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A princess with magical farts! Pretty amazing, right? But for Princess Peau, this magical ability brings its share of woes. Many would love to abuse her power. Now, the devoted royal family must try to balance the security of the kingdom with the freedom of their princess. Will she find a true friend? Will the dark forces be able to manipulate her powers for their own good? Join our young heroine as she and her "gift" are introduced to the world.
Download or read book Even Fairies Fart written by Jennifer Stinson and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2017-08-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Turns out nobody is perfect! Queens and kings; giants and trolls, and yes, even princesses all make mistakes! In this endearing and hilarious picture book by Jennifer Stinson, young readers can take a peek into the marvelous mess-ups and ferocious faux-pas of fairy-tale characters. Rebecca Ashdown's delightful colors and funny expressions will leave readers snickering. Perfect for fans of The Paper Bag Princess and Not All Princesses Dress in Pink. Bottom line: When children realize that everybody else messes up, maybe they'll feel better about messing up, too. Perfect for bedtime and for the classroom. Witches can be very whiny. Kings and queens don't share. Monsters sometimes want their mommies. Mermaids HATE to comb their hair.
Download or read book The Princess Nobody written by Andrew Lang and published by BoD – Books on Demand. This book was released on 2020-08-04 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Reproduction of the original: The Princess Nobody by Andrew Lang
Download or read book The Princess Nobody A Tale of Fairyland written by Andrew Lang and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-11 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Charming illustrations enhance the narrative of a much-loved classic that tells the story of Prince Comical and his search for the diminutive princess without a name. Elves, fairies, dwarfs and other denizens of fairyland will prove irresistible to anyone enchanted by the fantasy world of sprites and other little people.
Download or read book Past Imperfect written by Emma van der Vliet and published by Penguin Random House South Africa. This book was released on 2012-10-01 with total page 373 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Clementine is in a rut. Overshadowed by her indomitable female relatives - her stern, politically correct mother, Claude, her foulmouthed racist grandmother Mac, and her sassy, brassy aunt Maddy - she spends her time making props for the Drama school (for a pittance) and for her lover Kurt's Art Happenings (for free). Months after graduation, she is still stuck in the soup kitchen which she shares gladly with her housemate, Angus, and less gladly with a horde of free-loading 'guests'. Even her friendship with Jack, her one-time drama teacher, is thrown into jeopardy when a male student accuses him of sexual harassment. When Clem returns early from a visit to her ailing but outrageous grandmother and discovers Kurt and one of his more dangerous disciples 'locked in earnest discussion, their bodies radiating lust', she comes to the conclusion that the situation has to change. Homicide seems like a tempting option, but she opts instead for flight. In a moment of bravado Clem books a plane ticket to Paris and accidentally embarks on a picaresque series of misadventures with unsuitable foreigners, which drives her to the brink of insanity and eventually makes her take stock of who she is and what she really wants out of life.
Download or read book The Princess Nobody written by Andrew Lang and published by . This book was released on 1894 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book I Don t Like Koala written by Sean Ferrell and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-04-14 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What’s not to love about a cute, cuddly...creepy toy koala? This is the story of a boy and the stuffed animal he just can’t seem to shake. Adam does not like Koala. Koala is a little creepy. Adam tries explaining this to his parents. He tries putting Koala away—far away. He tries taking Koala on a long, long walk. Nothing works. Will Adam ever be rid of Koala? This darkly funny debut picture book from Sean Ferrell and Charles Santoso celebrates imagination and bravery while addressing a universal childhood dilemma: what to do about that one stuffed animal who just won’t stop staring at you.
Download or read book Princess Nobody written by Richard Doyle and published by . This book was released on 2000-09-18 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Charming illustrations enhance the narrative of a much-loved classic that tells the story of Prince Comical and his search for the diminutive princess without a name. Elves, fairies, dwarfs and other denizens of fairyland will prove irresistible to anyone enchanted by the fantasy world of sprites and other little people.
Download or read book The End of the Magical Kingdom The Evil Princess written by L.M. Warren and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2015-09-23 with total page 344 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The rules of being a fairy tale princess are simple: 1. Always overdress. 2. Always play to win. 3. Share with those less fortunate. 4. Stay true to yourself. 5. And for heaven's sake NEVER fall in love with a WITCH. Princess Mary Melancholy has no idea how to be happy. Self conscious and socially awkward, all she really wants is to believe in something the way everyone else does. Her royal troubles abound since she's engaged to be married as part of a peace treaty between two warring kings and has a weird habit of singing out in public. Mary meets a witch named Salem who is cantankerous, bawdy and banned from the land because of her Evil intentions. But when Salem accidentally kisses the princess and they both feel a spark of attraction, a forbidden romance begins that threatens the future of two kingdoms. The choice is Mary's. Will she believe in love and scandalize the family as The Evil Princess or accept responsibility and protect her people?
Download or read book Big Girls Don t Cry written by Donna Hill and published by Signet. This book was released on 2005 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the acclaimed bestselling authors of Living Large and A Whole Lotta Love come four romantic and sexy stories celebrating big, bold, and beautiful women. Includes stories by Hill, Brenda Jackson, Monica Jackson, and Francis Ray. Original.
Download or read book Love in the Time of Cholera Illustrated Edition written by Gabriel García Márquez and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2020-10-27 with total page 473 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A beautifully packaged edition of one of García Márquez's most beloved novels, with never-before-seen color illustrations by the Chilean artist Luisa Rivera and an interior design created by the author's son, Gonzalo García Barcha. In their youth, Florentino Ariza and Fermina Daza fall passionately in love. When Fermina eventually chooses to marry a wealthy, well-born doctor, Florentino is devastated, but he is a romantic. As he rises in his business career he whiles away the years in 622 affairs—yet he reserves his heart for Fermina. Her husband dies at last, and Florentino purposefully attends the funeral. Fifty years, nine months, and four days after he first declared his love for Fermina, he will do so again.
