Download or read book Pirate Penguin vs Ninja Chicken Volume 1 Troublems With Frenemies written by Ray Friesen and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2011-09-06 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two best "frenemies" have tons of fun, fights, and frozen treats in this collection of comics featuring the funniest pair of fowl you've ever seen. Pirate Penguin and Ninja Chicken are friends. Or maybe they're enemies. Heck, if they can't keep track, then how can we!? Whatever they are, they're definitely hilarious. We think you'll like this book: there are about a bajillion jokes inside, and it's filled with action, adventure and arguments. Sometimes the stories are really teeny, about stuff like ice cream smoothies or making fun of your friends (just like real life!), and sometimes the story gets really epic-tastic, filled with spaceships and giant monsters and evil koalas and stuff (just like real life!). Plus, since it's about pirates, there are at least 17 swordfights (that's the rule with pirates). Perfect for friends, enemies, and "frenemies," this full-color collection of wacky adventures will keep you cracking up with no "troublem."

Download or read book Pirates Vs Ninjas written by Fred Perry and published by Antarctic Press. This book was released on 2007-08-08 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Captain Mako and his band of pirates persuade a navigator named Kineas to decipher a map that leads to the treasure of the old gods, but a group of ninjas led by Ryusei also want Kineas and the map so they can find the treasure.

Download or read book Pirate Robot Ninja written by Will Hines and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-20 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As an improv comedian: are you a pirate, robot or ninja? Know your type so you can appreciate your strengths while also focusing on what you have left to learn. This book is 200 pages of lessons, exercises and metaphors designed by two teachers and performers from the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatres in New York and Los Angeles. Also, it's written as a fable where you are an "improv seeker" in an mysterious dojo hidden in the mountains. That's pretty fun! "Billy and Will love to do the 'make'em ups' and they're quite good at it as well. I would read this book...if I could read." - Rob Riggle (Daily Show, US Marine Corps)

Download or read book Santa vs Satan written by Jake Kalish and published by Crown Archetype. This book was released on 2008-07-08 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Who would win between . . .” has through the ages been one of man’s most fundamental questions. Sadly, adult responsibilities like “earning a living” and “having a girlfriend” have conspired to make it impossible for men to devote to this issue the scholarship it so deeply deserves. But now one hero has tapped into our ­need to know who’s the best, the strongest, the caveman with the biggest club. From Jake Kalish, five-star general of the Imaginary Battlefield, emerges Santa vs. Satan, a tome that offers far more than idle speculation, culling expert analysis from martial arts masters, scientists, social theorists, and pop-culture philosophers, providing in-depth detail of the strengths and vulnerabilities of the combatants, and making bold predictions. Warriors are profiled and winners are declared in this seminal list of throwdowns that never were but should have been. Han Solo vs. Indiana Jones Adam vs. Charles Darwin The Virgin vs. The Whore Drunk vs. Stoner Conspiracy Theorists vs. Conspirators Muhammad Ali vs. Bruce Lee The Stork vs. The Grim Reaper Metrosexual vs. Eunuch Michael Corleone vs. Tony Montana Small Man with Breasts vs. Large Balding Woman Artist vs. Critic The Constipated vs. The Incontinent Gandalf vs. Obi-Wan Kenobi Married Gay Couple vs. Divorced Straight Couple

Download or read book PIRATES vs NINJAS written by Various Authors and published by Antarctic Press. This book was released on with total page 25 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who wins? Find out!

Download or read book Pirate Penguin vs Ninja Chicken Volume 3 Macaroni and Bees written by Ray Friesen and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2021-09-21 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You're telling me this pirate is a penguin?? That's not all, buddy. This ninja... is a chicken. And in their THIRD ridiculous book together, they're even funnier than ever! Your favorite Flightless Fighting Friends, those Bouncy Battle Birds are back! In fact, they never left! They've been standing right behind you this whole time! But in a fun way, not a creepy way. Don't turn around. Or do! I'm not the boss of you. Pirate Penguin vs Ninja Chicken (Book Three): Macaroni and BEES?!? contains: — A big pile of random comics on important topics such as werewolf shampoo, frivolous time travel, and anti-gravity popcorn — Absolutely no Macaroni OR Bees — The Top Secret Long Lost origin story of Pirate Penguin (hint: he's probably from space) — AND finally, after all this time, the ultimate versus, to decide who will win the friendship once and for all! (hint: Ninja Chicken) Also! As a bonus, using state of the art inflatable-origami-technology, this book can transform into over 8 types of hats, to help you express your entire personality through headgear, the Pirate Penguin Way. Note: any folding or inflating of this book may cause it to get ruined forever, but it's totally fine, don't worry about it.

Download or read book Real Ultimate Power written by Robert Hamburger and published by Citadel Press. This book was released on 2004 with total page 1016 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Twenty thousand web fans ahve already signed up to learn more about the publication of Real Ultimate Power. Where the web site leaves off, the book picks up. Just a few of the many topics completely exclusive to the book are: The Official Ninja Code of Honor, Fighting Styles, Some Frigg'n Bad Ass Ninja Weapons, A Ninja's Ninjas, How to Make Your Own Ninja Suit out of Stuff, the Official Ninja Game, the Official Ninja Quiz, and much more.

Download or read book Pirates vs Ninjas written by Virginia Loh-Hagan and published by Cherry Lake. This book was released on 2019-08-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Battle Royale: Lethal Warriors, we have a matchup of historic magnitude. We took the deadliest warriors from two different time periods and matched them in a battle of weaponry, strength, and grit. Who will come out victorious, pirates or ninjas? You'll have to read to find out. This series utilizes considerate text written at a higher maturity level with a lower reading level to engage struggling readers. Book includes a table of contents, glossary, index, author biography, sidebars, educational matter, and activities.

Download or read book Captain Barbosa and Pirate Hat Chase written by Jorge González and published by Graphic Universe ™. This book was released on 2019-01-01 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this wordless graphic novel, Captain Barbosa sails the seven seas with his trusty shipmates: a fly, an alligator, and an elephant. A seagull steals his treasured hat, and Barbosa and his crew give chase through a nasty storm. When Barbosa reaches the seagull's island, he finds the hat—along with a nest of baby seagulls—and decides even pirates can forgive and forget.

Download or read book Pirates vs Ninja LEGO Ninjago Reader written by Tracey West and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2014-02-25 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lego Ninjago toys are a hit with boys 5 - 9! Scholastic's books are based on the popular Cartoon Network series. When Lord Garmadon accidentally brings to life the original owners of the ninja's ship, the Destiny's Bounty, it's bound to be an epic battle! Can Cole, Jay, Kai, Zane, and Lloyd stop the pirates from plundering Ninjago City?

Download or read book LEGO Ninjago Games Ghosts and Pirates Collection written by LEGO Group and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2016-11-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This giant collection contains over a dozen Ninjago stories featuring your favorite ninja! When Master Wu's ninja put their heads together, they can accomplish anything. Welcome to the world of Ninjago, the home of Kai, Cole, Jay, Lloyd, Zane, and Nya. Whether they're battling Elemental Masters in a secret arena, defeating ghosts out to corrupt the innocent, or fighting an ancient djinn and his band of sky pirates, one thing is for sure--these ninja sure know how to save the day! Also includes a never-before-seen look into the secret Ninjago Universe in THE LOST SCROLLS OF SPINJITZU! This bind-up will feature: LEGO Ninjago: Tournament of Elements (Graphic Novel #1) 9780316266086 LEGO Ninjago: Ghost Ninja (Graphic Novel #2) 9780316266116 LEGO Ninjago: From Ghosts to Pirates (Graphic Novel #3) 9780316266130 LEGO, the LEGO logo, the Brick and Knob configuration, NINJAGO, the NINJAGO logo and the Minifigure are trademarks and/or copyrights of the LEGO Group. ©2016 The LEGO Group. All rights reserved.

Download or read book The Golden Weapons LEGO Ninjago Reader written by Tracey West and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2014-01-28 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lego Ninjago toys are a hit with boys 5 - 9! Scholastic's books are based on the popular Cartoon Network series. In this easy-to-read story, the ninjas try to obtain the final golden weapon. With Sensei Wu by their side, they journey to underworld and come face to face with their sworn enemy, Garmadon!

Download or read book Ninja vs Ninja LEGO Ninjago Chapter Book written by Kate Howard and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2015-04-28 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The wisecracking Masters of Spinjitzu are back--but what will happen when they have to battle each other? It's ninja vs. ninja! This new LEGO(R) Ninjago(TM) reader is based on the hit, animated Cartoon Network show. The Tournament of Elements is heating up! Several Elemental Masters have been eliminated, but Cole, Jay, Kai, and Lloyd managed to defeat every opponent they've faced so far. But now Master Chen is growing suspicious of the ninja. He decides to mix up the matches. Now it's ninja vs. ninja-Cole vs. Jay! The two ninja have long been rivals for Nya's heart-and now they'll go head-to-head in the tournament arena. Only one can remain. Will it be Cole . . . or Jay?

Download or read book Lilly and the Pirates written by Phyllis Root and published by Boyds Mills Press. This book was released on 2016-11-04 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A sighting of the rare frangipani fruit fly sends Lilly's scientist parents off in search of the fabled Shipwreck Islands. In this Smithsonian's Notable Book for Children, Lilly awaits their return at the home of her great-uncle Ernest, the chief librarian of Mundelaine, a town that seems to have more than its share of piratical-looking characters lurking about. When news comes that her parents' ship has wrecked, she must overcome her fear of the sea, find the hidden island, and outsmart a bunch of treasure-hungry pirates to save the day.

Download or read book Pirate Invasion written by Marcus Emerson and published by . This book was released on 2013-11 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Age Level: 9 and up | Grade Level: 4 and upMy name is Chase Cooper, and this is my second diary as a 6th grade ninja. It's only been a month since my last entry, but in a school as crazy as mine, a month is an eternity. My school recently had a day where everyone talked like a pirate, but it didn't stop after that! It became worse as the week went on, and pretty soon there were rumors of a massive pirate invasion. I ignored the warnings because I thought they were a joke. Turns out... I was wrong. Now my entire school is in danger, and I'm the only one that can save it.Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja 2: Pirate Invasion is a funny thriller that's entertaining for kids, middle school students, and adults.

Download or read book Pirates vs Ninjas Debate in 08 1 written by Joe Wight and published by Antarctic Press. This book was released on 2008-08-01 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: by Various Democrats, Republicans, liberals, conservatives, Pirates, Ninjas - you know the drill. Since caveman times, men have debated the issues on all sides. Now, in the most tumultuous election year in history, Pirates and Ninjas will clash in that most savage of blood sports, politics! The topic of debate has kept the internet a-buzzing for centuries - Who would win in a fight? Bear witness as these beloved candidates argue the finer points of defense (murder), interrogation techniques (torture), and economics (pillagin'). Can these mortal enemies maintain the dignified composure required for political discourse, or will it be yet another unholy bloodbath? Don't throw your vote away, tune in and make your choice! We are Antarctic Press, and we approve this message!

Download or read book Attack of the Sky Pirates written by AMEET Studio and published by Scholastic Paperbacks. This book was released on 2015-12-29 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Activity book centered around Nadakhan the Djinn, a famous pirate and genie. Includes puzzles, visual games, and stories. Includes one LEGO ninja action figure, Jay, in six snap-together pieces.