Download or read book Ninja Dad Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles written by Random House and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2016-01-05 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At head of title: Nickelodeon Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Download or read book Real Ultimate Power The Official Ninja Book written by Robert Hamburger and published by Citadel Press. This book was released on 2015-03-20 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dear Stupid Idiots, A lot of you have been saying that I don't know anything about REAL ninjas. But that's a bunch of bull crap! You dummies don't know anything. And maybe YOU should get a life. I bet a lot of you have never even seen a girl naked! You idiots believe that ninjas had some "code of honor." Yeah right! If by "code of honor," you mean "code to flip out and go nuts for absolutely no reason at all even if it means that people might think you are totally insane or sweet," then you are right. But if you mean a "code to be nice and speak nicely while sharing and not cutting off heads," then you're the biggest idiot ever!!!!!! So if you have any brains, you will shut up and get a life. So go shut up, you stupid idiot. No thank you, Robert Hamburger

Download or read book Kills of the Father written by Charles Sisk and published by Archway Publishing. This book was released on 2022-04-12 with total page 327 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Kills of the Father” The Misadventures of Max Mason What would you do if someone you loved was kidnapped and held for a price? Could you change your philosophy about killing someone to save that person? Max Mason is use to people trying to kill him over the years, but when Admiral Cartwright’s Halloween night birthday party turns deadly, he must rely on others to save his life including a female ninja; there bent on killing him herself. Max and Agent Karen Tyler's 3rd adventure has them following a pair of dead assassins to the beautifully wooded state of North Carolina; where they find a disgraced Colonel with an agenda, and the billionaire mother & son; owners of a high-profile telecommunications company working together to blackmail the world’s leaders through their “new app” for cell phones, about to go online. Nathaniel & Evelyn Covington’s unknowing mistake was employing Max’s brilliant “pacifist” son Jacob, and his computer skills; to unwittingly oversee their evil project. After the murder of a close friend Jake goes on the run with a flash drive that can ruin the Covington’s entire plan. Hoping to keep his family one step ahead of the murderous Colonel’s mercenary army he tries to lead them away eventually getting captured; not knowing his retired Navy SEAL father, and his highly-trained girlfriend have arrived in town to confront the Covington’s about something completely different. Jake is captured, tortured, and escapes to find out that the Colonel has kidnapped his five year old son Parker; willing to exchange him for the flash drive he no longer has. Meanwhile, matriarch Evelyn Covington has other ideas for the young boy now in their possession. Enlisting the help of Jake’s police officer wife Linda; Max & Tyler must avoid the Colonel’s trained mercenaries, a vengeful Japanese business mogul, and the Covington’s murderous electronic toys; in order to find Jake and rescue their little boy...Max’s grandson. Max, Tyler, and Linda must throw away their badges and reunite with Jake along with some unexpected, and surprising help to get Parker back. They must destroy the satellite signal, rescue the child, and get out alive; because sometimes the “Kills of the Father” are necessary to save a family.

Download or read book Immortal Becomes a Stay at home Dad After Return written by Shui Shan and published by Funstory. This book was released on 2020-09-21 with total page 703 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A thousand years ago, Mo Xun was accidentally swallowed by a spatial crack and entered the cultivation world. A thousand years later, he came back to earth, but only seven years had passed on Earth! Furthermore, his wife even gave birth to a girl, who is his daughter! His wife is beautiful, the child is cute. He had wanted to stay at home and live a simple life, but unexpectedly, he was left with a huge amount of debts. Mo Xun sighed and had no choice but to help his wife and daughter create a land of happiness...

Download or read book Ninja Bunny Sister vs Brother written by Jennifer Gray Olson and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2016-09-13 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious new Ninja Bunny adventure featuring a humongous carrot, sibling rivalry, and a pair of ninjas who make a super awesome team. Ninja Bunny has faced incredible danger! He has demonstrated all the skills of a super awesome ninja: impressive strength, amazing bravery, extreme sneakiness! But when he embarks on a new mission to find the Golden Carrot of Awesomeness, he meets his biggest challenge yet—his annoying little sister! She insists on tagging along, and she insists that she is a ninja bunny, too. Not possible. Will she ruin Ninja Bunny’s chance at finding the world’s largest carrot? Or might she actually possess a few ninja skills of her own? Praise for Ninja Bunny: “Sweetly humorous fun for readers working on their own ‘hi-yahs.’” —Publishers Weekly “Gorgeous illustrations. . . . Ninja Bunny is sure to delight young warriors of all stripes.” —New York Journal of Books

Download or read book Ninja written by Arree Chung and published by Henry Holt and Company (BYR). This book was released on 2014-06-03 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A little boy flexes his ninja chops in this hilariously sweet adventure, written and illustrated by debut author Arree Chung. A ninja must be strong, courageous, and silent! He creeps through the house on a secret mission. There may be obstacles! But have no fear—a true ninja can overcome all challenges.

Download or read book Ninja Boy s Secret written by Tina Schneider and published by Tuttle Publishing. This book was released on 2019-09-17 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: **Winner of 2020 Northern Lights Book Awards Author/Illustrator Category** The sweet story of being invisible and becoming seen. Ninja Boy has a secret. It's not that he's flunking out of Ninja Academy--his dad knows that. It's that Ninja Boy doesn't like skulking about quietly in the night, clad in black like a thief, leaving no trace of his existence. He knows he'll never be half the Ninja his father is--silent as a ghost, ever ready to attack. No, this little Ninja has a different calling. He's a talented musician who expresses himself with a violin. He wants to share that passion with his dad, but is afraid his father will not approve. So what's a misguided maestro to do? Summoning all the courage and passion he has, he plays a loud and beautiful violin sonata for his Ninja dad! In Ninja Boy's Secret, Tina Schneider's lively, amusing illustrations bring her character's struggles and ultimate triumph vividly to life. This Japanese-inspired picture book teaches kids valuable lessons through a fun and inspiring story. With his faithful dog in tow, Ninja Boy makes his way from silence to song in a charming tale about being true to yourself and finding your calling in life.

Download or read book Real Ultimate Power written by Robert Hamburger and published by Citadel Press. This book was released on 2004 with total page 1016 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Twenty thousand web fans ahve already signed up to learn more about the publication of Real Ultimate Power. Where the web site leaves off, the book picks up. Just a few of the many topics completely exclusive to the book are: The Official Ninja Code of Honor, Fighting Styles, Some Frigg'n Bad Ass Ninja Weapons, A Ninja's Ninjas, How to Make Your Own Ninja Suit out of Stuff, the Official Ninja Game, the Official Ninja Quiz, and much more.

Download or read book My Life as a Ninja written by Janet Tashjian and published by Henry Holt and Company (BYR). This book was released on 2017-04-11 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Book 6 in the bestselling My Life series! Derek Fallon has expanded his taste in cartoons to the world of manga and anime. Together with his friends Carly, Matt, and Umberto, Derek has fun learning about all the cool aspects of ninja culture. When someone starts vandalizing their school with graffiti of a mischievous troll-like figure, these ninjas-in-training are convinced they'll be able to crack the case. But it turns out that being a ninja is a lot more work than they thought, and this adventure brings about new opportunities for Derek to embarrass himself. For once, can he be the hero that saves the day? A Christy Ottaviano Book

Download or read book Ninja Life Hacks Meet the Ninjas written by Mary Nhin and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-05-31 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet the characters of the Ninja SuperHero team featuring in-depth profiles on every Ninja – their superpowers, their allies, and facts about each character. From Anxious Ninja to Zen Ninja and every ninja in between, show what makes them role models for fighting everyday emotional battles. Meet the Ninjas is the essential hardcover guide to the 65 ninjas in the bestselling Ninja Life Hacks book series! Each boldly colorful and entertaining profile features fun facts, cool quotes, or other entertaining trivia about these beloved ninjas. Features classic characters and new favorites. Life is tough! But so are the Ninjas. And they’re here to help kids figure things out. NINJAS HAVE FEELINGS: Helps kids deal with tough emotions and feelings through identifying those same feelings in their favorite ninjas. LEARNING IS FUN WITH THE NINJAS: As they get to know the Ninjas, kids will be learning ways to become more mindful, confident, and strong through activities, conversation starters, and more! MEET 65 NINJAS: Meet every single ninja, from Angry Ninja to Positive Ninja (and more!), collected together in one massive, 96-page book for the first time ever. A NEW WAY TO NINJA: Revisit your favorite ninja, choose a new ninja to explore, or just sit and read together with your child before bedtime. Meet the Ninjas offers tons of inspiring ways to face the world like a ninja!

Download or read book Newsletter Ninja written by Tammi L Labrecque and published by larks & katydids | Newsletter Ninja. This book was released on with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Comic Books For Kids Age 8 With Comic Illustrations Perfect Ninja Books For Boys Kid Ninjas Dog Humor Books written by El Ninjo and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-09-15 with total page 491 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart Book 1 includes the following pant ripping stories: The list of fart situation goes like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator * The Delivery Boy Truck Detonator * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter and many more steamy bean blowing farting dog episodes... Fart Book 2 will show you even more tooting adventures with bean steams like: * The Funny & Farty Hot Air Balloon Ride * How To Jump Higher * The 18th Hole Trick * El Ninjo's Genius Idea In The Doldrums * Oktoberfest Time & The Fart Impact On The Swing * Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art * Baseball Power Hitting * The NY Style Artistry Skyscraper Freestyle Sound - This is a brand new story and it has never been released before! and many more... In Fart book 3 you will discover even more hilarious bottom burping stories like: * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Tears Gas Boom and many more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories... Finally in Volume 4 the farts transform into true Ninja farts like: * The New Dimension: The World Is My Oyster * Fart Olympics On The Acropolis with Socrates & Plato * Farting with Roman Bean Antipasti Inspired by Stories of The Ancient Rome * Venice: The Ghost Of The Canal & The Gondolas * Parachuting From The Eiffel Tower * Magical Fairy Dust Ninja Farts In Casablanca * The Great Wall Of China & Other Wonders Of The World * The Taj Mahal: The Temple Of Mysteries * Tokyo: Pop Cult lots more... You'll find 62 pant ripping stories inide... The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick Egocentric Pesky Perks Pee Wee Herman Philosophy A Jerk's Agenda ...

Download or read book Ninja written by Chance and published by Chance. This book was released on 2013-08-06 with total page 93 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ninja: The Boundaries of Bloodlust The captivating story about a boy named Kiru starts with questioning who his dad really is. When he strives for the answers, his dad is not so sure he can manage having to deal with the truth, so he does whatever it takes to protect his son from the dangers of the Shugendo way of life. Eventually Kiru finds his own way into the art of Shugendo and becomes a full fledged Genja and is given the name Talon. Once he becomes trained in the humble way of Shugendo he also becomes a master of disguise and deception. Meanwhile, a shadowing peer named Arc forces his way into Shugendo and carries out his own selfish agenda by joining with a rival ninja clan and pushing the boundaries between revenge and bloodlust. "Ninja: The Boundaries of Bloodlust" is a literature and fiction book about ninja clan origins and rivalry. Take a ride through the dark history of ninja clan origins as this story carries you deep into the secrets that have been withheld for ages. This is a book inspired by real life events and tells many untold stories. Experience what it's like to be a ninja like never before by stepping foot into a ninja training camp hidden deep within the mountains. Follow the main character 'Talon' as if you were really there and feeling like you are a part of the action. Ninja holds tales of deception and adversity, and overcoming your fears.

Download or read book Street Angel Princess of Poverty written by Jim Rugg and published by Image Comics. This book was released on 2023-11-29 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Harry Potter, Bruce Wayne, Annie, and Oliver Twist can go #&©% themselves! There's a new orphan badass in town.Homeless teenager Jesse "Street Angel" Sanchez cuts school and fights ninja gangbangers, mad scientists, cops, time-traveling pirates, J-horror cliches, an evil version of her future self, ancient gods, rednecks, and hunger. In America's cold, hard streets, the PRINCESS OF POVERTY defends the destitute, downtrodden, and defenseless with a skateboard and kung fu. Funny, violent, irreverent everything you love in comic books. From the creator of The Plain Janes, Hulk Grand Design, and Cartoonist Kayfabe.

Download or read book This Bright Future written by Bobby Hall and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-10-04 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A raw and unfiltered journey into the life and mind of Bobby Hall, who emerged from the wreckage of a horrifically abusive childhood to become an era-defining artist ... A self-described orphan with parents, Bobby Hall began life as Sir Robert Bryson Hall II, the only child of an alcoholic, mentally ill mother on welfare and an absent, crack-addicted father. After enduring seventeen years of abuse and neglect, Bobby ran away from home and--with nothing more than a discarded laptop and a ninth-grade education--he found his voice in the world of hip-hop and a new home in a place he never expected: the untamed and uncharted wilderness of the social media age"--

Download or read book Bizarre Crimes written by Joe Rhatigan and published by Charlesbridge Publishing. This book was released on 2012-02-01 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The execution of the perfect crime can leave you flabbergasted, thrilled, chilled, amazed, or just downright impressed. But let’s face it: most lawbreakers end up shooting themselves in the foot, and that’s way more fun to read about. Here we pay tribute to the comic blunderers whose antics land them in police cuffs faster than you can say "He went thatta way!" And if it won’t solve the mystery of why these miscreants do what they do, at least it will aid and abet you in the laughter department. There’s a diverse and crazy crowd of fumblers and bumblers in our wacky lineup. Some fools call the cops on themselves, or dial 9-1-1 to ask where they can buy drugs. There’s even a real-life Cinderella story about a girl forced to stay outdoors and do all the work while her stepsisters lived in comfort.

Download or read book Fallen Beginnings written by Mary Nichol and published by Booktango. This book was released on 2016-01-13 with total page 219 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After a cruel betrayal and months spent in hiding, Special Agent Kate Danaher has no choice but to return to old life as a detective. When the head of the magical world demands your help to solve a series of murders, you can’t exactly say, no. Not without becoming his little bitch and doing it by force anyways. With the help of her trusted friends and partner, Kate must race to find a way to stop one of the darkest wizards in the world, before he unleashes hell on earth.