Download or read book Never EVER Marry a Mermaid written by Adam Wallace and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-05 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mermaids are amazing and pretty and nice, but you should never, EVER marry one! It's one disaster after another. Don't believe me? Well, here read on: Never, ever marry a mermaid, That would not go well. There's something fishy about a mermaid, That isn't just the smell! Come and join the fun in the brand new series, Never Ever, by the New York Times bestselling author of the How to Catch Series, Adam Wallace, and Ninja Life Hacks creator, Mary Nhin. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile

Download or read book Never EVER Marry a Mermaid written by Adam Wallace and published by Never EVER. This book was released on 2021-01-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mermaids are amazing and pretty and nice, but you should never, EVER marry one! It's one disaster after another. Don't believe me? Well, here read on: Never, ever marry a mermaid, That would not go well. There's something fishy about a mermaid, That isn't just the smell! Come and join the fun in the brand new series, Never Ever, by the New York Times bestselling author of the How to Catch Series, Adam Wallace, and Ninja Life Hacks creator, Mary Nhin. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile

Download or read book Never EVER Upset a Unicorn written by Mary Nhin and published by Never EVER. This book was released on 2021-12-06 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ahhhhh, unicorns. Magical, mystical, mythical, magnificent creatures! But, here's the thing ... you do not want to EVER upset a unicorn! No chance no way no how! You should also never underestimate or unbalance them. It makes them so mad! Here's just the start of the story: Never EVER upset a unicorn, Because there's a proven link Between a unicorn becoming upset, And a unicorn kicking up a stink! Learn all the reasons why it's a bad thing to upset a unicorn, and more, in this brand new book by the bestselling author of the How to Catch series, Adam Wallace, and the best-selling author of the Ninja Life Hacks series, Mary Nhin. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Dance with Dracula Never Ever Tickle a Turkey Never Ever Race a Reindeer Collect them all!

Download or read book Never Marry a Scandalous Duke written by Renee Ann Miller and published by Zebra Books. This book was released on 2022-06-28 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A thoroughly roguish nobleman and a devoted lady entomologist have absolutely nothing in common—or do they? Love is far from scientific when it truly blooms . . . In the eyes of the ton, Lady Sara Elsmere is so firmly on the shelf, she might as well be nailed in place. Not that Sara minds. She is far more concerned about her study of butterflies than society’s gossip. Of course, it’s also true that the nervous laughter that ruined Sara’s debut—and every social event thereafter—is a bit embarrassing. She can hardly help it—men are quite nerve-wracking. Except for one: the rake who pulls her into a dark room during a costume ball and kisses her senseless. He doesn’t make her titter, he makes her burn . . . Ian McAllister, the Duke of Dorchester, is perfectly satisfied to remain a rogue for the rest of his days. But when he finds he has kissed the wrong shepherdess, albeit a decidedly luscious one, he’s faced with a dilemma. His indiscretion with an innocent may cost him a lucrative business arrangement—and his two scapegrace wards need a maternal influence they can’t scare away. Promising Sara the use of her dowry to fund her studies seals the pair’s businesslike deal. But as they embark on their life together, they discover that their mutual attraction has sparked a desire not easily tamed—and certain feelings each of them are surprised to own. Can their matrimonial experiment possibly end in real love? “A delightful romance filled with period ambiance . . . and a charming supporting cast.” —Publishers Weekly on Never Deceive a Viscount

Download or read book Never EVER Lick a Llama written by Adam Wallace and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-14 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone loves llamas! How could you not? They're cute and cuddly and have those long necks. But there's more to llamas than meets the eye, especially if, for some reason, you try to lick one! Never EVER lick a llama, Why? The reasons are immense. Decide NOW not to do it, Don't sit on the fence. Come and join the fun in the brand new series, Never Ever, by the New York Times bestselling author of the How to Catch Series, Adam Wallace, and Ninja Life Hacks creator, Mary Nhin. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile Collect them all!

Download or read book False Mermaid written by Erin Hart and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-03-02 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: AWARD-WINNING AUTHOR ERIN HART DELIVERS A SEARING NEW NOVEL OF SUSPENSE, BRILLIANTLY MELDING MODERN FORENSICS AND IRISH MYTH AND MYSTERY IN THIS CHARGED THRILLER. American pathologist Nora Gavin fled to Ireland three years ago, hoping that distance from home would bring her peace. Though she threw herself into the study of bog bodies and the mysteries of their circumstances, she was ultimately led back to the one mystery she was unable to solve: the murder of her sister, Tríona. Nora can’t move forward until she goes back—back to her home, to the scene of the crime, to the source of her nightmares and her deepest regrets. Determined to put her sister’s case to rest and anxious about her eleven-year-old niece, Elizabeth, Nora returns to Saint Paul, Minnesota, to find that her brother-in-law, Peter Hallett, is about to remarry and has plans to leave the country with his new bride. Nora has long suspected Hallett in Tríona’s murder, though there has never been any proof of his involvement, and now she believes that his new wife and Elizabeth may both be in danger. Time is short, and as Nora begins reinvestigating her sister’s death, missed clues and ever-more disturbing details come to light. What is the significance of the "false mermaid" seeds found on Tríona’s body? Why was her behavior so erratic in the days before her murder? Is there a link between Tríona’s death and that of another young woman? Nora’s search for answers takes her from the banks of the Mississippi to the cliffs of Ireland, where the eerie story of a fisherman’s wife who vanished more than a century ago offers up uncanny parallels. As painful secrets come to light, Nora is drawn deeper into a past that still threatens to engulf her and must determine how much she is prepared to sacrifice to put one tragedy to rest . . . and to make sure that history doesn’t repeat itself.

Download or read book The Mermaid written by Christina Henry and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2018-06-19 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the author of Lost Boy comes a beautiful historical fairy tale about a mermaid who leaves the sea, only to become the star attraction of history's greatest showman. Once there was a mermaid called Amelia who could never be content in the sea, a mermaid who longed to know all the world and all its wonders, and so she came to live on land. Once there was a man called P. T. Barnum, a man who longed to make his fortune by selling the wondrous and miraculous, and there is nothing more miraculous than a real mermaid. Amelia agrees to play the mermaid for Barnum and walk among men in their world, believing she can leave anytime she likes. But Barnum has never given up a money-making scheme in his life, and he's determined to hold on to his mermaid.

Download or read book The Brown Fairy Book written by Andrew Lang and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 1904 with total page 394 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The stories in this Fairy Book come from all quarters of the world. For example, the adventures of 'Ball-Carrier and the Bad One' are told by Red Indian grandmothers to Red Indian children who never go to school, nor see pen and ink. 'The Bunyip' is known to even more uneducated little ones, running about with no clothes at all in the bush, in Australia. You may see photographs of these merry little black fellows before their troubles begin, in 'Northern Races of Central Australia, ' by Messrs. Spencer and Gillen. They have no lessons except in tracking and catching birds, beasts, fishes, lizards, and snakes, all of which they eat. But when they grow up to be big boys and girls, they are cruelly cut about with stone knives and frightened with sham bogies all for their good' their parents say and I think they would rather go to school, if they had their choice, and take their chance of being birched and bullied

Download or read book Never EVER Dance with a Dracula written by Adam Wallace and published by . This book was released on 2021-09-08 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's Halloween, and everybody's ready to get down and boogie ... except for the Boogeyman. But Dracula's there, and some other monsters too. Unfortunately, one rule of Halloween is this ... never EVER Dance with Dracula. That guy's crazy! Never EVER dance with Dracula, Especially not at night. Because when Dracula is hungry, His dance moves have real bite! And those other monsters? Skeletons shimmying, ghosts getting groovy, and zombies doing Zumba! It's a crazy monster mash, and you're right in the middle of it! Join us on the dancefloor for some groovy Halloween fun with Never EVER Dance With Dracula, the brand new creation from the brains of Adam Wallace, author of the How to Catch series and Mary Nhin, creator of the Ninja Life Hacks series. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile Collect them all!

Download or read book Never EVER Race a Reindeer written by Adam Wallace and published by Never EVER. This book was released on 2021-11-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There are some things about Christmas that have fooled us, and one of them is that reindeer are calm and peaceful. NO! They're actually really competitive, and will even cheat to win a race! It is for this very reason that you should never EVER Race a Reindeer.

Download or read book How to Catch a Mermaid written by Adam Wallace and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2018-07-17 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An enchanting mermaid tale from the New York Times and USA Today bestselling How to Catch series, the perfect Easter basket stuffer for kids! Many claim to have caught a mermaid, but can YOU? Perfect for mermaid lovers, summer reading, and gifts for kids ages 4-10, this funny mermaid picture book offers an irresistible under-the-sea adventure that parents, educators, and children will love! Brimming with fun STEAM-based traps, clever rhymes, and plenty of laughs to share in at-home and classroom read alouds, this magical story makes a perfect stocking stuffer and birthday, Easter, or back to school gift for kids and mermaid lovers alike! How do you catch a mermaid? You must be very clever. With mirrors, crowns, and pearls galore, this quest can't last forever! Also in the How to Catch Series: How to Catch a Unicorn How to Catch a Yeti How to Catch a Dinosaur How to Catch a Dragon How to Catch a Monster and more!

Download or read book The Mermaid and Mrs Hancock written by Imogen Hermes Gowar and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2018-09-11 with total page 496 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Imogen Hermes Gowar is a soon-to-be literary star."—Sunday Times (UK) "Historical fiction at its finest, combining myth and legend with the brutal realities of the past. . . . Comparisons will be drawn to the works of contemporary authors Sarah Waters and Michael Faber . . . but The Mermaid and Mrs Hancock has more in common with the novels of Dickens and Austen."—Irish Times In 1780s London, a prosperous merchant finds his quiet life upended when he unexpectedly receives a most unusual creature—and meets a most extraordinary woman—in this much-lauded, atmospheric debut that examines our capacity for wonder, obsession, and desire with all the magnetism, originality, and literary magic of The Essex Serpent. One September evening in 1785, Jonah Hancock hears an urgent knocking on his front door near the docks of London. The captain of one of Jonah’s trading vessels is waiting eagerly on the front step, bearing shocking news. On a voyage to the Far East, he sold the Jonah’s ship for something rare and far more precious: a mermaid. Jonah is stunned—the object the captain presents him is brown and wizened, as small as an infant, with vicious teeth and claws, and a torso that ends in the tail of a fish. It is also dead. As gossip spreads through the docks, coffee shops, parlors and brothels, all of London is curious to see this marvel in Jonah Hancock’s possession. Thrust from his ordinary existence, somber Jonah finds himself moving from the city’s seedy underbelly to the finest drawing rooms of high society. At an opulent party, he makes the acquaintance of the coquettish Angelica Neal, the most desirable woman he has ever laid eyes on—and a shrewd courtesan of great accomplishment. This meeting sparks a perilous liaison that steers both their lives onto a dangerous new course as they come to realize that priceless things often come at the greatest cost. Imogen Hermes Gowar, Britain’s most-heralded new literary talent, makes her debut with this spellbinding novel of a merchant, a mermaid, and a madam—an unforgettable confection that explores obsession, wonder, and the deepest desires of the heart with bawdy wit, intrigue, and a touch of magic.

Download or read book Coral written by Sara Ella and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 2019-11-12 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Inspired by “The Little Mermaid,” Coral explores what it means to be human in a world where humanity often seems lost. Coral has always been different, standing out from her mermaid sisters in a society where blending in is key. She fears she has been afflicted with the dreaded Disease said to be carried by humans: emotions. Her sister had the Disease, and Red Tide took her away. Will it come for Coral next? Above the sea, Brooke has nothing left to give. Depression and anxiety have left her feeling isolated. Forgotten. The only thing she can rely on is the numbness she finds within the cool and comforting ocean waves. If only she weren’t stuck at a new group-therapy home that promises a second chance at life. But what’s the point of living if her soul is destined to bleed? Merrick may be San Francisco’s golden boy, but he wants nothing more than to escape his controlling father. When his younger sister’s suicide attempt sends Merrick to his breaking point, escape becomes the only option. If he can find their mom, everything will be made right again—right? When their worlds collide, all three will do whatever it takes to survive. But what—and who—must they leave behind for life to finally begin? Praise for Coral: “This heart-wrenching tale will pull you under its spell.” —ANNIE SULLIVAN, author of A Touch of Gold and Tiger Queen “A beautiful reimagining.” —LAUREN MANSY, author of The Memory Thief “A breathless, powerful journey of the heart and mind.” —LINDSAY A. FRANKLIN, award-winning author of The Story Peddler A stand-alone, full-length Young Adult novel Trigger warning: suicide and depression

Download or read book The High Priestess Never Marries written by Sharanya Manivannan and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2016-10-10 with total page 191 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Sri Lankan mermaid laments the Arthurian Fisher King; a woman treks to a cliff in the Nilgiris with honey gatherers of the Irula tribe; a painter fears she will lose her sanity if she leaves her marriage, and lose her art if she stays faithful within it; one woman marries her goddess; another, sitting in a bar, says to herself, 'I like my fights dirty, my vodka neat and my romance anachronistic.' The women in this collection are choice makers, consequence facers, solitude seekers. They are lovers, vixens, wives to themselves. And their stories are just how that woman in the bar likes it - dirty, neat and sexy as smoke.

Download or read book The Soulmate Secret written by Arielle Ford and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2011-01-04 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever wondered what it takes to find the love of your life? Is it your dream to find a life partner who will love, cherish, and adore you? The Soulmate Secret will show you how to take control of your romantic destiny by using the Law of Attraction. Translated into more than twenty languages, The Soulmate Secret has become an international phenomenon. Now with a new preface and a new chapter filled with book-inspired success stories, this book shows finding true love is possible for anyone at any age if you are willing to prepare yourself, on all levels, to become a magnet for love. Arielle Ford knows this from experience. She used the techniques in this book to bring her soulmate into her life at age forty-four. They were engaged three weeks later. This ancient formula reveals that our universe is set up to deliver the people and things into our lives that are consistent with our personal belief system. If you don't believe you will ever find the One, then guess what? You probably won't. If, however, you learn to believe that the One is not only out there but is also looking for you, then true love can be yours. Using a series of processes called feelingizations—feeling in every cell of your being the outcome you want to create—Ford reveals how to manifest the man or woman of your dreams. The techniques, rituals, and projects found within these pages will allow you to prepare your home, body, mind, and spirit for the lover your heart truly desires.

Download or read book The Marked Ones written by S. K. Munt and published by . This book was released on 2015-11-02 with total page 414 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mermaids have three purposes in life: to breed, to protect their environment and to keep the knowledge of their existence limited to pages in fairytale books. Ivyanne Court is the personification of a mermaid princess and yet she hasn't known a day's happiness since she came of age and was forced to abandon the human boy she loved, Lincoln Grey. Ivyanne has always known that she was to marry one of The Marked Ones; sons of a carefully cultivated bloodline created for the sole purpose of breeding with the royal family, but when Ivyanne returns to the Seaview Resort to live and work as a human while she chooses a merman mate, she is startled to learn that her human,Lincoln, has never left the Seaview. In fact, he is now the owner, and he has been waiting a decade for her return- to tempt the most untouchable girl in the world.But he's not the only one who won't take forbidden as an answer, and so Ivyanne's peaceful escape from palace life is about to become a wonderful nightmare of oceanic proportions!

Download or read book The Mermaid and The Bear written by Ailish Sinclair and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-16 with total page 250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Isobell needs to escape. She has to. Her life depends on it. She has a plan and it's a well thought-out, well observed plan, to flee her privileged life in London and the cruel man who would marry her, and ruin her, and make a fresh start in Scotland. She dreams of faery castles, surrounded by ancient woodlands and misty lochs... and maybe even romance, in the dark and haunted eyes of a mysterious Laird. Despite the superstitious nature of the time and place, her dreams seem to be coming true, as she finds friendship and warmth, love and safety. And the chance for a new beginning... Until the past catches up with her. Set in the late sixteenth century, at the height of the Scottish witchcraft accusations, The Mermaid and The Bear is a story of triumph over evil, hope through adversity, faith in humankind and - above all - love.