Download or read book Naughty Rhymes for Nice Children written by Justin Zehmke and published by Snyman und Riege KG (HND/bücher). This book was released on 2018-02-02 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These funny tales are overflowing with revolting rhymes, poop jokes, and rivers of mucus. Find out how Hunter disappeared in her horrible room, how little Stephen ruined his underpants and how Sammy picked a champion booger. Beautifully illustrated and absolutely packed with fun, this is the perfect book for families who love a good fart joke.
Download or read book Spinster Goose written by Lisa Wheeler and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-03-08 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Some children are simply too naughty for Mother Goose to handle. Luckily her sister Spinster Goose knows just how to deal with these uncouth urchins. Fans of Mother Goose are sure to delight in these devilishly twisted alternatives to classic rhymes. Full color.
Download or read book Nice and Naughty Nursery Rhymes written by Garrick Tremain and published by . This book was released on 2013-09 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Lore and Language of Schoolchildren written by Iona Opie and published by New York Review of Books. This book was released on 2000-08-31 with total page 468 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: First published in 1959, Iona and Peter Opie's The Lore and Language of Schoolchildren is a pathbreaking work of scholarship that is also a splendid and enduring work of literature. Going outside the nursery, with its assortment of parent-approved entertainments, to observe and investigate the day-to-day creative intelligence and activities of children, the Opies bring to life the rites and rhymes, jokes and jeers, laws, games, and secret spells of what has been called "the greatest of savage tribes, and the only one which shows no signs of dying out."
Download or read book Naughty Bus written by Jan Oke and published by . This book was released on 2005-03-01 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book I m Just No Good at Rhyming written by Chris Harris and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2017-09-26 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The instant New York Times bestseller featured on NPR's Weekend Edition with Scott Simon! B. J. Novak (bestselling author of The Book With No Pictures) described this groundbreaking poetry collection as "Smart and sweet, wild and wicked, brilliantly funny--it's everything a book for kids should be." Lauded by critics as a worthy heir to such greats as Silverstein, Seuss, Nash and Lear, Harris's hilarious debut molds wit and wordplay, nonsense and oxymoron, and visual and verbal sleight-of-hand in masterful ways that make you look at the world in a whole new wonderfully upside-down way. With enthusiastic endorsements from bestselling luminaries such as Lemony Snicket, Judith Viorst, Andrea Beaty, and many others, this entirely unique collection offers a surprise around every corner. Adding to the fun: Lane Smith, bestselling creator of beloved hits like It's a Book and The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales, has spectacularly illustrated this extraordinary collection with nearly one hundred pieces of appropriately absurd art. It's a mischievous match made in heaven! "Ridiculous, nonsensical, peculiar, outrageous, possibly deranged--and utterly, totally, absolutely delicious. Read it! Immediately!" --Judith Viorst, bestselling author of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Download or read book Rude rhymes written by Thomas Charlton Smith and published by . This book was released on 1817 with total page 236 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Dirt on My Shirt Selected Poems written by Jeff Foxworthy and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-10 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this hilarious collection of poems, comedian Jeff Foxworthy creates a neighborhood filled with fun, family, friends, and more. Here you'll meet Cousin Lizzy, Uncle Ed and Aunt Foo Foo, cows with horns that don't go beep, dads in sweaters, also sheep. From the thrill of flying to the imaginary planet Woosocket to bonding with a friend over a shared hatred of spinach, these poems capture the very essence of being a kid. Filled with sly humor and always affectionate, "Dirt on My Shirt" is sure to delight kids, big and little, everywhere.
Download or read book The Cat in the Hat written by Dr. Seuss and published by . This book was released on 1985 with total page 73 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two children sitting at home on a rainy day are visited by the cat who shows them some tricks and games.
Download or read book Ten Naughty Little Monkeys written by Suzanne Williams and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2007-03-27 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The littlest monkey gets its revenge in this version of the counting rhyme featuring monkeys engaged in a variety of playful activities.
Download or read book Yard Sale written by Maria Volodina and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-07-10 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Poems for children are different, especially depending on the age of kids. The "Yard Sale" is funny poems for 5-10 years old kids. Actually, this bokk fits for everybody, even adults, because, let's admit, we're all children somewhere deep inside, no matter how old we are. The funny poems for kids are pretty much serious layer of poetic works which form the basis of non-trivial perception of reality. There are many talking and naughty animals in this book. Indeed, the children's poetry is a genre of literature where should not be a sadness and negative emotions. The joke is the first sign of humor and, if you do not want your children grew up as sullen persons, who do not understand humor, try to joke with kids aroud more often; read them the funny stories and poems. The great thing about reading the comic rhymes for children is: they're having fun, laughing with joy, their spirit is lifting. It turns out that reading of such works even useful for health because the hormone of happiness is secreted also. The perfect exampes of this kind of poetry are rhymes "Special Bat": "These Bats're resting upside-down; But this one not the same as others: He keeps his head on top precise... - "What are you doing, little brother?" - "I do the yoga exercise!". Or there is another one humorous rhyme - "Yard Sale": "The Lady-Bug does start yard sales, She offers to Hedgehog to buy some pretty nails; He was surprised then burst uot crying: -"Hah-hah-hah! Hah-hah-hah! Don't be silly, little Bug! I don't need your pins and nails! Look at me: I have my own Pretty spiny little coat With one hundred spiky nails!" These humorous and naughty poems for kids are easy to read, sing or even yell loudly! Some people have no sense of humor at all just because they did not have funny books or role models during their childhood. However, such books form the basis of optimistic vision of the world. These mischievous rhymes could be called the teasers, that may be remembered from childhood and passed from generation to generation. So, have fun with your kids. The first book "The First Steps" written in the same style by the same author and available for the younger children.
Download or read book The First Steps written by Maria Volodina Cheshire and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-07-10 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Poems for children are different, especially depending on the age of kids. "The First Steps" are naughty rhymes for 2-6 years old kids. There are many talking and funny animals in this book. Indeed, the children's poetry is a genre of literature where should not be a sadness and negative emotions. The joke is the first sign of humor and, if you do not want your children grew up as sullen persons, who do not understand humor, try to joke with kids around more often; read them the funny stories and poems. The great thing about reading the comic rhimes for kids is: they're having fun, laughing with joy, their spirit is lifting. It turns out that reading of such works even useful for health because the hormone of happiness is secreted as well. The young and always smiling Pastor Joel Osteen wrote in his book "Your Best Life Now" (page 277), "One of the healhiest things you can do is learn to smile more often. When we smile, it sends a message to our whole body, setting the tone for our lives. ...A relaxed attitude will not only lengthen your life, it will make it more enjoyable". What will find the young readers in the poetry by Maria Volodina? The perfect examples of this kind of poetry are rhymes "Playful Puppy": -"My mammy brought me little toy: to fill my heart with pure joy! I play whole day, I play whole night, I even stopped my tale to bite!" Or "Kitty's Grief": Little kitty cries with pity: she will need with mouse meeting; It because those greedy people do not let her steal a meatloaf". Or "My Little Sister": Soon my sister will get bigger and I am going play with her. I will teach her pull the trigger: my water-gun can make the rain... We will make the rain for plants; plants will grow, sis will grow, she already four days old! These humorous and naughty poems for kids are easy to read, sing or even yell loudly. These mischievous rhymes could be called the teasers, they may be remembered from childhood and passed from generation to generation. Some people have no sense of humor at all becuase they did not have funny books or role models during their childhood. However, such books form the basis of a non-trivial perception of reality. They form the basis of optimistic vision of the world. So, have fun with yor kids! The second book "Yard Sale" is written in the same style and available for older children.
Download or read book The Sugar Plum Tree and Other Verses written by Eugene Field and published by Courier Corporation. This book was released on 2010-01-01 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents illustrated versions of the title poem and seven others, including "Fiddle-Dee-Dee" and "Wynken, Blynken, and Nod."
Download or read book Naughty Children written by Robert Overton and published by . This book was released on 188? with total page 20 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book of rhymes about naughty children including The boy who knocked himself down and another being a version of the Inky Boys.
Download or read book Giggle Poetry Reading Lessons Sample written by Amy Buswell and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-03-31 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sample Lesson from Amy Buswell and Bruce Lansky's Giggle Poetry Reading Lessons! Turn struggling readers into happy readers — For Grades 2–5. This sample lesson and introduction from Giggle Poetry Reading Lessons provides the research and methodology behind the most entertaining fluency intervention ever! As well as a kid-tested poem, customized reading lesson, an off-the-wall illustration, and zany performance tips—all designed to make the process of reading more like fun than work! Perfect for teachers and parents who want to help children improve their reading. Check out the full version of Giggle Poetry Reading Lessons available in softcover and eBook for the full lesson plan.
Download or read book Easy Poems for Little Children written by and published by . This book was released on 1866 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Naughty Narwhal written by Emma Adams and published by Scholastic UK. This book was released on 2019-08-01 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creators of Unicorn and the Rainbow Poop comes Naughty Narwhal - the cutest (and naughtiest) narwhal you'll ever meet! Narwhal is the most mischievous, naughty little creature in the sea. Wherever she is, she's always up to something. One day, Narwhal sees all of her friends having a party and realises they didn't invite her, because she'd been so mean to them. But does Narwhal feel bad? No, Narwhal feels ANGRY! Oh no - what will Narwhal do? And will she ever face up to her naughty behaviour? This warmly funny picture book about friendship and kindness is perfect for all children.
