Download or read book The Naughty List written by Michael Fry and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2015-09-22 with total page 239 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A great story, lively drawings, and a cast of unforgettable characters. What else could you want for Christmas? The Naughty List is a book for all seasons!" —Lincoln Peirce, bestselling author of the Big Nate series "Will keep kids laughing from start to finish." —Publishers Weekly Fans of the Big Nate and Diary of a Wimpy Kid series will love this laugh-out-loud funny Christmas adventure packed with comic illustrations. When Bobbie's hilariously bumbling efforts to save her brother's Christmas actually land him on Santa's Naughty List, she must travel to the North Pole to make things right again and save Christmas. Bobbie suddenly finds herself on an epic holiday adventure complete with rogue elves, dysfunctional reindeer, a lazy Santa, and more.

Download or read book The Naughty List written by Holly Lansley and published by . This book was released on 2019-10 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A festive board book with a funny twist on the classic letter-to-Santa theme.

Download or read book Peter Claus and the Naughty List written by Lawrence David and published by Dragonfly Books. This book was released on 2003-09-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Naughty or nice? Peter Claus thinks this yearly question is most unfair. As Santa’s son, he should know. For the second year in a row his name appears on the dreaded Naughty List. That means no presents for Christmas! But Peter doesn’t remember misbehaving—at least not enough to deserve such a harsh punishment. Taking the reins to Santa’s sleigh, Peter rounds up all the naughty children the world over. He wants Santa to hear their side. Maybe then Santa will see that not receiving gifts at Christmas isn’t the fairest way to deal with kids who do bad deeds. Peter’s not sure if his plans will work, but he does know a lot of boys and girls need his help if they have any chance of waking up to a merry Christmas.

Download or read book Elves on the Naughty List written by David Smith and published by . This book was released on 2018-08-08 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you say to a child who suspects the Christmas presents under the tree came from a store? Worse yet, what if a package actually has the price tag on it? How do you respond to a little one who finds out where a particular toy was made, and it wasn't from the North Pole? There has to be some kind of explanation to address these dilemmas!This Christmas picture book tells the story of three of Santa's elves who take an unconventional approach to providing the toys they should have made. Icing, Gift and Lights are the main characters who find themselves innocently preoccupied from toy-making. Their distractions never end the way they had intended, and they become responsible for ruining Christmas. Unless, they find a way to save it! Things at the North Pole will never be the same - and neither will the gifts from Santa - after this adventure.

Download or read book The Naughty List written by Cassie Cole and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-18 with total page 327 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's company policy: don't sleep with your employees. No matter how handsome and flirty they may be. Yet when my promotion puts me in charge of the three of them? That policy is going to be hard to follow. Liam, the chestnut-haired boy-next-door I've flirted with for five years--and who is finally single. Arthur, the suave French accountant who pronounces my name like it's an expensive wine. Robbie, the bashful computer nerd whose chiseled body and sleeve tattoos hint at something deeper. The four of us have to finish our big project by Christmas. Which means my gorgeous employees are totally off-limits. But that just makes our professional relationship even more tantalizing. Especially as we start working long hours in the office. With our careers on the line, can we ignore the growing attraction between us? Or will we all end up on Santa's naughty list? THE NAUGHTY LIST is a sizzling, stand-alone Reverse Harem love story that is sure to fill you with holiday cheer. HEA guaranteed!

Download or read book The Secret of Santa s Naughty Nice List written by Pat Hall and published by . This book was released on 2018-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's Christmas Eve and Santa and half the reindeer are sick! Now it's up to the elves to deliver all the presents, but Santa's list is¿um¿unusable. How will the elves figure out which presents to leave?Through a series of zany misadventures, the elves discover the true secret of giving.A contemporary take on the classic " 'Twas the Night Before Christmas," with a diverse crew of elves who employ modern-day technology to help navigate a series of zany misadventures that lead them to discovering the true secret of giving.

Download or read book Making the Ogre s Naughty List written by Brynn Paulin and published by Supernova Indie Publishing Services LLC. This book was released on 2022-12-16 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Good girl no more! This year, I’m making the naughty list. It’s a good plan until I step a little too far out of line. My boss, an actual ogre, sweeps me in to show me the error of my ways. Next thing I know, he's taken me to his lair for reparations. Might I mention, that lair is not anywhere you can hop a plane to visit or grab a train to flee from. Nope. I find myself in a whole other world I never dreamed of. Suddenly, I'm a prisoner of the ogre who’s the keeper of Santa’s naughty list. Who knew my boss had a side gig? Now, he’s ready to teach me my lesson. He’s determined to show me the error of my ways with unspeakable pleasure. He’s the one who’s in error. I’m staying right where I am on the naughty list and in his bed.

Download or read book Naughty Appetites written by Nicole Austin and published by Naughty Literati. This book was released on 2019-10-11 with total page 375 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection of recipes is our gift to you. Delicious treats from the naughty kitchen including breakfasts, cocktails and drinks, appetizers, soups, entrees, sauces and breads, side dishes and desserts. Have a naughty good time creating all our delicious concoctions! Bonus: Read excerpts from Naughty Literati's upcoming boxed sets inside!

Download or read book The Naughty List written by Norm Harper and published by . This book was released on 2015-08-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Naughty ListWritten by Norm HarperIllustrated by Christopher Tupa"This is the story of Franklin McScotty who never, his whole life, had ever been naughty..."But when young Franklin overhears a plot to kidnap Santa Claus on Christmas Eve, he realizes that the only way to save Christmas is to keep Santa from landing at his house - by getting himself put on The Naughty List.The Naughty List is a children's book that celebrates the mischievous streak in us all.

Download or read book On the Naughty List written by Lori Foster and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2014-10-14 with total page 396 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On the Naughty List is a collection of holiday stories from some of today's brightest stars. Love. Sex. And all the best gifts worth giving... Lori Foster Christmas Bonus The workplace is heating up for the holidays when two colleagues who are planning a Christmas party side-by-side end up making love their main order of business. Carly Phillips Naughty Under the Mistletoe A no-nonsense lawyer intent on seducing her boss ends up having a scandalous-and utterly magical-moment with his twin instead. Beth Ciotta Some Kind of Wonderful Two old friends-who seem to have little left in common-are home for the holidays. But when they end up stranded together during a blizzard, they know just how to keep each other warm. . . Sugar Jamison Have Yourself a Curvy Little Christmas Dina Gregory returns to New York for the holidays. Her mission: To locate her young son's father. Her surprise: His HOT brother.

Download or read book The Naughty List written by Suzanne Young and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2010-02-04 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As if being a purrfect cheerleader isn?t enough responsibility! Tessa Crimson?s the sweet and spunky leader of the SOS (Society of Smitten Kittens), a cheer squad?turned?spy society dedicated to bringing dastardly boyfriends to justice, one cheater at a time. Boyfriend-busting wouldn?t be so bad . . . except that so far, every suspect on the Naughty List has been proven 100% guilty! When Tessa?s own boyfriend shows up on the List, she turns her sleuthing skills on him. Is Aiden just as naughty as all the rest, or will Tessa?s sneaky ways end in catastrophe? The Naughty List. Is your boyfriend on it?

Download or read book So You re on the Naughty List written by Sourcebooks Inc and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2010-11 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 22 Coupons Santa Doesn't Know About... Santa may have brought you a lump of coal...but I just couldn't leave your stocking empty.

Download or read book The Naughty List written by Jimmy LaSalle and published by Jimmy LaSalle. This book was released on 2022-09-01 with total page 238 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Naughty List is a fun Christmas-themed romantic comedy. This modern-day Christmas story focuses on Jason and Jane who have both been independently helping Santa Claus get individuals off of his "Naughty List". They both have very different ways of going about doing their work, but now it seems that Santa has set them up to meet each other. For what purpose? This was written in screenplay format and we share the definitions of a handful of abbreviations that the reader may want to review to better enjoy the story without having to stop and go back. Very simple and is available as a reference as well.

Download or read book Dead List written by Jesse Sprague and published by Jesse Sprague. This book was released on 2022-12-05 with total page 47 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Santa’s making a list A Dead List Dr. Harris’ infamous psychiatric patient, Fiona, harbors some disturbing ideas about Christmas and Santa’s lists: The Naughty List, the Nice List, and the Dead List. But when his twisted client requests he look at a few stories, Dr. Harris sees no harm in humoring her. One after another, he reads the stories and becomes increasingly disturbed by what he finds: Too Much to Ask: Holly’s job is killer. Even getting the day off for Christmas may end up being too much to ask. Playing Santa: Naomi envisions a perfect Christmas for her children, but sometimes the harder we try, the worse things get. Red Shoes: It’s a dirty, dirty world and Starla simply wants to clean it up. Previous Tenant: Some places are cursed. Maybe some people are too. But the most gruesome story may be the one that Fiona and Dr. Harris are in the middle of acting out. Read this collection of dark, disturbing, and delightful tales… if you dare!

Download or read book How to Get on the Naughty List written by Nic Rock and published by Maria Nicolls. This book was released on 2016-11-05 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every year at Christmas time, children are on their best behavior. After all, no one wants to end up on Santa's Naughty List. Well, no one except Chooka Chunk, it would seem. She's heading right towards it, and her parents have to take drastic measures to keep her off that list. This Christmas story is written in rhyme for children ages four to six years old.

Download or read book Fat Funny written by Michael Supe Granda and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2022-06-22 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Not every old man turns into Walter Matthau or Jack Lemmon. Grumpy is not an option, here”, cites the author. “Many old men enjoy being funny, old guys, who like to laugh a lot and jolly about”. If any of this pertains to you, you’ve come to the right place. Read on. There are only two requirements to being a professional Santa Claus: 1) be fat and 2) be funny. If you can check these two boxes - and you’re an old, chunky guy with a white beard – it’s possible to make a little extra cash for your holidays. You will also have a whole lot of fun. If any of this rings true with you, read on. This gig is quite seasonal. On Dec. 26, it’s over. Then, you go on an eleven-month vacation, until next Thanksgiving. You will read about large, drunken, corporate bashes in fancy restaurants. You’ll read about small, intimate family gatherings around the fireplace. Both are wonderfully festive, in their own ways. You will read about impromptu encounters in the frozen food section of the grocery store, as well as the parking lot of the post office. You will read about the ‘ups’ (cheerful children, wanting new bikes) and the ‘downs’ (saddened children, wanting their parents to stop fighting). You will read about sparkling kids. You’ll read about obnoxious adults. For the past decade, Supe has portrayed Santa, treating it as a legitimate, lucrative gig. Here, he shares many of the nice (as well as, not so nice) things he’s seen with his mirror-image view through Kringle’s eyeglasses. Many times, he sees you before you see him. But, if ‘you’ want to try your hand at being ‘him’ - and you want to take it seriously - it’s a cool and rewarding side job. Read on, prancer. Read on, comet. Read on, reader.

Download or read book The No Good Nine written by John Bemelmans Marciano and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2019-10-15 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hang on for a wild ride when you roll with the No-Good Nine! The No-Good Nine are the kids your parents warned you to stay away from. The ragtag band of misfits lie, steal, run away from home, and even burn down Santa's toy factory. (They say it was an accident.) Anyway, Santa had it coming--he put coal in their stockings. Full of laughs and double-crosses, this tongue-in-cheek romp is for readers who like their Christmas spirit irreverent rather than sentimental.