Download or read book My Vampire Boyfriend Sucks written by Andie M Long and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-09-15 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One minute I'm running a cupcake café and the next someone is trying to kill me! Enter the attractive, but heavily conceited vampire who I once mistakenly went on a disastrous date with. He has a deal I can't refuse. I can either a) fake date him and he can be my 24-hour bodyguard or b) I can probably die. It's a tough choice given how much I detest him, but I plump for staying alive. So now Lawrie is a permanent fixture in Gnarly Fell and I'm in a race against time to find out who wants me dead. Because vampires live a hell of a long time, and this situation already sucks. Just like my fake boyfriend. Welcome to Gnarly Fell, where Death lingers just outside the village (with his girlfriend). The best Paranormal Chick Lit books on the virtual shelves! Who are we? We're a group of cray-cray authors who thought it'd be totes fab to all write and release #paranormalchicklit books together. From witches to fae to super sexy shifters, we've got the best #PCL in any flavor you desire. For more information, visit our website www.paranormalchicklit.com

Download or read book The Vampire wants a Wife written by Andie M. Long and published by Andie M. Long. This book was released on 2017-10-31 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to writer Andie M. Long's paranormal romcom (romantic comedy, rom com) series where a vampire wants a wife, leading to laugh out loud moments as the paranormals living in Withernsea find their happy ever afters. The vampire wants a wife… Shelley Linley is sick of weirdos. Yet another prankster has applied to her dating agency. This one says he’s a vampire and he wants Shelley to help him find a wife. Meeting him for a second interview against all her better judgement, Shelley discovers that he has no clue about women. A shame because he’s super-hot, amusing, and has a lot of single friends he could recommend her struggling business to, even if he does say they’re werewolves and demons. There’s something appealing about Theo, and Shelley’s sure she can help him meet someone. Then her dating algorithm states she’s his ideal partner. Now she’s not sure if she should take the risk for love or run like hell. Welcome to Withernsea and the Supernatural Dating Agency, for readers who like their humour to have bite. TITLES IN SERIES The Vampire wants a Wife A Devil of a Date Hate, Date, or Mate? Here for the Seer Didn't Sea it Coming Phwoar and Peace KEYWORDS: Paranormal romcom, PNR romcom, supernatural dating, paranormal romantic comedy, supernaturals dating, supernatural match making, paranormal rom com, para romantic comedy, paranormal comedy series, vampire romance, vampire love story, vampire rom com, vampire romantic comedy, paranormal matchmaking, paranormal chicklit, paranormal chick lit, supernatural chick lit, supernatural chicklit, demons, vampires, witches, seers, wolf shifters, shifters, ghosts, mystics, fortune-tellers, wyverns, laugh, humour, funny, happy ever after, kooky, slapstick, British paranormal, free books, free paranormal, first in series free, free first in series. COMPARABLE AUTHORS: Robyn Peterman, Erin Sterling, Michelle Rowan, Aleana Alder, Molly Harper, Deanna Chase, Rhiannon Hartley, Annie Nicholas, Angie Fox, Milly Taiden, Emily Kane

Download or read book A Fae worse than Death written by Andie M. Long and published by Andrea M. Long. This book was released on 2024-04-29 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Writer Andie M. Long returns with another hilarious matchmaking romance in the supernatural world. Boone is looking for a date, but so far no-one is finding this Brownie to their taste. Mainly because his obsession for cleanliness is getting him banned from the local restaurants. Frustrated, Boone takes matters into his own hands when he bumps into an attractive woman leaving the Supernatural Dating Agency and follows her home. Zara is unlucky in love. Mainly because her house is as messy as her love life. Waking to find her home spotless, a confused Zara wonders how it’s happened. When the dating agency pairs the two of them, it seems like fate. Then Ebony the seer has a vision of Zara doing the fae ‘dance of the dead’. It’s fae or fate. Boone has been sweeping her floors, now can he sweep Zara off her feet? SUPERNATURAL DATING AGENCY SERIES: #1 The Vampire wants a Wife #2 A Devil of a Date #3 Hate, Date, or Mate? #4 Here for the Seer #5 Didn't Sea it Coming #6 Phwoar and Peace #7 Acting Cupid #8 Cupid Fools #9 Dead and Breakfast

Download or read book Didn t Sea it Coming written by Andie M. Long and published by Andie M. Long. This book was released on 2018-09-26 with total page 143 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Writer Andie M. Long returns to bring you her next paranormal romantic comedy (PNR romcom, rom com) tale where a human woman has fallen in love with a merman, but they meet opposition from their parents. The tides are changing in Withernsea. Shelley's adoptive parents make waves after they catch their daughter, Polly, with Drake Lord, a royal of the sea. Holding Shelley responsible for the supernatural world invading their lives once more, they demand she splits them up or else they’ll expose the supernaturals of Withernsea to the rest of the world. The residents of the sea aren't keen on a human dating their royal either, especially a sea nymph intent on hooking Drake for herself. Can Shelley intervene so that Polly and Drake can make love, not war? Another hilarious read from the Supernatural Dating Agency series TITLES IN SERIES The Vampire wants a Wife A Devil of a Date Hate, Date, or Mate? Here for the Seer Didn't Sea it Coming Phwoar and Peace KEYWORDS: Paranormal romcom, PNR romcom, supernatural dating, paranormal romantic comedy, para romantic comedy, supernaturals dating, supernatural match making, paranormal rom com, paranormal comedy series, vampire romance, vampire love story, vampire rom com, vampire romantic comedy, paranormal matchmaking, paranormal chicklit, paranormal chick lit, supernatural chick lit, supernatural chicklit, demons, vampires, witches, seers, wolf shifters, shifters, ghosts, mystics, fortune-tellers, wyverns, laugh, humour, funny, happy ever after, kooky, slapstick, British paranormal, mermen, merman, sea. COMPARABLE AUTHORS: Robyn Peterman, Erin Sterling, Michelle Rowan, Aleana Alder, Molly Harper, Deanna Chase, Rhiannon Hartley, Annie Nicholas, Angie Fox, Milly Taiden, Emily Kane

Download or read book Filthy Rich Vampires The Complete Duet written by Andie M. Long and published by Andie M. Long. This book was released on 2022-01-18 with total page 301 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Author Andie M. Long brings you a steamy complete duo of paranormal romance in this why choose, reverse harem (RH) boxset. One journalist looking for secrets of the filthy rich. Four vampires looking for a mate to share. FILTHY RICH PLAYERS Carter, Flynn, Smith, and Jayden are sons of the Billionaire elite of Carbon Beach. All play and no work, their reputation of treating women badly lands on gossip columnist Serena Saxton’s desk. Eager for an expose that will whisk her away from her mediocre Manhattan house-share, she jumps at the chance to travel to Malibu and unearth the secrets of the infamous players. But their darkest secret is one she couldn't have foreseen – they're vampires, looking for one woman to love and to share, and they think Serena might be the one… FILTHY RICH HUSBANDS Finally, they've found the woman of their dreams… and they want her to be their wife. Carter, Flynn, Smith, and Jayden, are now living with, and loved-up with, Serena… but is it all about to turn into a nightmare? After unearthing a secret about her past, Serena feels she needs to focus on that before thinking about the future. Not to mention, Smith needs to deal with his demons, and they aren't all in his mind. Carter's and Flynn's careers begin to soar, and Jayden's ex returns to Carbon Beach. Can they move forward together when life is pulling them apart? This steamy omnibus has high heat and high drama - well, they are vampires after all! KEYWORDS: vampire reverse harem, vampire why choose, vampire paranormal romance, vampire romance, reverse harem paranormal, why choose, RH romance, RH, reverse harem series, dark romance, complete reverse harem series, erotic romance, erotic vampire romance, vampire romance books, paranormal romance books, complete paranormal RH romance, complete PNR reverse harem, steamy paranormal reverse harem, four vampires and one woman, multiple vampire RH, multiple vampire reverse harem, enemies to lovers, undercover reporter, undercover journalist, wealthy vampires, billionaire vampires, rich vampires, wealthy vampires

Download or read book You Suck written by Christopher Moore and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-10-13 with total page 266 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Being undead sucks. Literally. Just ask C. Thomas Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody, is a vampire. And surprise! Now he's one, too. For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues. But word has it that the vampire who initially nibbled on Jody wasn't supposed to be recruiting. Even worse, Tommy's erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue. And that really sucks.

Download or read book Acting Cupid written by Andie M. Long and published by Andrea M. Long. This book was released on 2023-03-16 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Writer Andie M. Long returns with a further book in her hilarious supernatural dating agency series. The Withernsea gang are back! Author note: Samara's part of this storyline previously featured in Crazy, Stupid, Lazy, Cupid. However it has been re-edited and thirty thousand words added to this new story. At cupid school there are lessons in love. Tired of his representative’s reluctance to make love matches, Cupid takes drastic action. With the assistance of Fate, Samara is sent back to training school. However, Samara’s frustration that Cupid won’t listen to her gets pushed aside when she realises someone’s out to get her… but who? Back in Withernsea, Shelley is busy helping her daughter plan her wedding while looking for new premises for the dating agency. When Samara asks for her assistance with changing the future of cupiding, Shelley has an idea. But can they get Cupid to move his targets from statistics back towards hearts, and will Samara discover who’s behind the vendetta before it’s too late? SUPERNATURAL DATING AGENCY SERIES #1 The Vampire Wants a Wife #2 A Devil of a Date #3 Hate, Date, or Mate? #4 Here for the Seer #5 Didn't Sea it Coming #6 Phwoar and Peace #7 Acting Cupid #8 Cupid Fools - out April 2023 ​​​​​​​#9 Dead and Breakfast - coming 2023.

Download or read book Here for the Seer written by Andie M. Long and published by Andie M. Long. This book was released on 2017-07-03 with total page 155 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Writer Andie M. Long brings you the fourth book in her hilarious supernatural dating agency series where a seer and a decorator don't see eye to eye and a paranormal newborn baby causes a surprise. What use is being a Seer, if you can't see your own future? After Ebony has a vision of her own wedding, she wonders who the groom is as she isn't even dating. A trip to the Supernatural Dating Agency soon changes that. While Kim and Lucy look for her future husband, Ebony keeps busy protecting Shelley and Theo's newborn daughter from the visiting elite supernaturals of Withernsea. But she's not their only house guest, and Henry, the decorator, doesn’t only get under her feet, he gets under her skin… ​​​​​​​Return to Withernsea for more supernatural mayhem! TITLES IN SERIES The Vampire wants a Wife A Devil of a Date Hate, Date, or Mate? Here for the Seer Didn't Sea it Coming Phwoar and Peace KEYWORDS: Paranormal romcom, PNR romcom, supernatural dating, paranormal romantic comedy, para romantic comedy, supernaturals dating, supernatural match making, paranormal rom com, paranormal comedy series, vampire romance, vampire love story, vampire rom com, vampire romantic comedy, paranormal matchmaking, paranormal chicklit, paranormal chick lit, supernatural chick lit, supernatural chicklit, demons, vampires, witches, seers, wolf shifters, shifters, ghosts, mystics, fortune-tellers, wyverns, laugh, humour, funny, happy ever after, kooky, slapstick, British paranormal, supernatural baby COMPARABLE AUTHORS: Robyn Peterman, Erin Sterling, Michelle Rowan, Aleana Alder, Molly Harper, Deanna Chase, Rhiannon Hartley, Annie Nicholas, Angie Fox, Milly Taiden, Emily Kane

Download or read book Immortal Bite written by Andie M. Long and published by Andie M. Long. This book was released on 2019-08-09 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this evocative and atmospheric gothic romance, writer Andie M. Long brings a lonely vampire his fated mate. He vowed to never love again, but now his undead heart is beating... She finds it hard to keep living; is he her salvation? Since his turning, Caleb lives in his remote country estate with a skeleton staff. His beloved rose garden occupies his time; a tribute to his past lost love, along with a sharp reminder that the thorns that would scratch a human leave no lasting mark on a vampire. Artist Vivienne dreams of a garden and a stranger, feeling compelled to sketch roses over and over. When the name Tetburn Manor whispers on the edge of waking, she finds the house and gardens that match her dreams and sets off to sketch them, wondering if the house can lift her constant melancholia. Caleb watches Vivienne as she herself blooms while she paints his garden standing outside of his estate. Should he listen to his heart and let her in? Warning: this book mentions self-harm. 

Download or read book My Vampire Boyfriend written by M. C. John and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-11-26 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Full of references to popular vampire lore and pop culture, follow Vlad Smith and his girlfriend Mina Parker as they figure out their relationship. Vlad isn't a very good vampire, but Mina loves him anyway.

Download or read book Phwoar and Peace written by Andie M. Long and published by Andrea M. Long. This book was released on 2018-12-18 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Author Andie M. Long takes us back to Withernsea for the sixth instalment of her Supernatural Dating Agency romcom where this time Queen Charlie is ready for her happy ever after with merman Kai. War has come to Withernsea… The foretold prophecy is unfolding upon the residents of Withernsea after an old enemy returns. His plan... to destroy his adversaries so he can once again rule—and ruin—the lives of the people who live there. Charlie Landry has no choice but to take her rightful place as Queen, and fight for Withernsea’s freedom. But all she wants is for all this battle to be over, so she can live happily ever after with merman Kai, who she knows is her destiny. Between her nemesis; and her over-protective father, Theo; she’s getting increasingly frustrated… in more ways than one. With her family and friends at her side, can Charlie defeat the enemy and bring lasting peace to Withernsea? She’s certainly going to have a devil of a time trying… SERIES ORDER: The Vampire wants a Wife A Devil of a Date Hate, Date, or Mate? Here for the Seer Didn't Sea it Coming Phwoar and Peace KEYWORDS: Paranormal romcom, PNR romcom, supernatural dating, paranormal romantic comedy, para romantic comedy, supernaturals dating, supernatural match making, paranormal rom com, paranormal comedy series, vampire romance, vampire love story, vampire rom com, vampire romantic comedy, paranormal matchmaking, paranormal chicklit, paranormal chick lit, supernatural chick lit, supernatural chicklit, demons, vampires, witches, seers, wolf shifters, shifters, ghosts, mystics, fortune-tellers, wyverns, laugh, humour, funny, happy ever after, kooky, slapstick, British paranormal merman COMPARABLE AUTHORS: Robyn Peterman, Erin Sterling, Michelle Rowan, Aleana Alder, Molly Harper, Deanna Chase, Rhiannon Hartley, Annie Nicholas, Angie Fox, Milly Taiden, Emily Kane

Download or read book Caging Ella written by Andie M. Long and published by Andie M. Long. This book was released on 2023-06-12 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Writer Andie M. Long brings you her first in series dark paranormal fairy tale re-telling: a Cinderella story of vampires, captivity, and love. They said that Once Upon a Time, Cinderella resided with her monstrous stepmother, ugly stepsisters, and led a life of cruel drudgery, until one day, a fairy godmother helped her attend a ball, where she met a charming prince and lived happily ever after. But what if he was a dark prince? A vampire? And Ella the daughter of his maid? What if he wanted Ella to birth his children? Could not wait for a taste of her sweet chaste desire… After six years of captivity with her cruel father and stepfamily, will Ella wish to be free, or will she tie herself to Beau for eternity? This is the first book in Andie M. Long's dark and twisted fairy tale retellings. Wicked words with happy forever afters. KEYWORDS: Dark fairy tales, fairytale, gothic romance, gothic fairy tale, fairy tale retelling, villain, antihero, Cinderella, vampire, castle, ugly stepsisters, evil stepmother, fairy godmother, fae, spells, breeding, breeder romance, happy ever after, HEA, happy forever after, adult fairytale retelling, adult fantasy, classic tale, enchanted magic, folklore, magical realism, vampire romance, deliciously dark, paranormal romance, vampire paranormal romance, dark fairy tale, twisted fairytale, dark fairytale series, captivity, dark prince. COMPARABLE AUTHORS: K.F. Breene, S. Cinders, Anita Valle, C.A. Maura, LJ Andrews, Scarlett St. Clair

Download or read book We Wolf Rock You written by Andie M. Long and published by Andrea M. Long. This book was released on 2024-06-20 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Author Andie M. Long returns with another hilarious story in her paranormal rock band series, this time featuring werewolf Rex, and his fated mate Freya. Claim me… Freya After throwing myself at drummer Rex Carlton for a week and being rejected, I walked away. Now Rex says I’m his fated mate. I’m not even a wolf, but that’s not seeming to deter him. Trouble is, how can I know if his feelings are genuine, or if his mating gene has gone awry? My heart isn’t willing to take the risk. Rex There was no way I was pursuing Freya when her best friend dates another band member. As a wolf shifter I mate for life, and I couldn’t offer her anything serious. Until now. My mate gene has kicked in and that’s it… the woman is mine. Unfortunately, Freya’s no longer interested. As the band’s fans get the wrong idea about the two of us, Freya temporarily moves into my home. Now I need to make sure she never wants to leave… 

Download or read book Sharing Snow written by Andie M. Long and published by Andrea M. Long. This book was released on 2024-02-14 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Writer Andie M. Long returns to weave a tale of fated mates in this why choose shifter and vampire fairy tale paranormal romance. A paranormal fairy tale re-telling… of a vampire, seven wolf shifters, and a shared love. They said that Once Upon a Time an evil queen looked in a mirror and found she was no longer the fairest of them all. But what if the vision appearing in the mirror was of a wolf’s fated mate? A beautiful female vampire called Snow? What if the wolf had sworn vengeance on her kind after the murder of his father? After Snow walks into pack territory uninvited, Alpha Kellan locks her in his cabin. But can he fight his attraction to his new prisoner, while dealing with the other wolf pack males who want her too? This is the second book in Andie M. Long’s dark and twisted fairy tale re-tellings. Wicked words with happy forever afters.

Download or read book Cupid Fools written by Andie M. Long and published by Andrea M. Long. This book was released on 2023-04-14 with total page 165 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Writer Andie M. Long returns with another heartwarming and hilarious story in her Supernatural Dating Agency series where Cupid joins forces with Withernsea dating and wants his son re-united with his ex-wife, the new psychologist. Author note: part of this storyline previously featured in Cupid and Psych. However it has been re-edited and twenty thousand words added to form part of the Supernatural Dating Agency series. Fresh starts or broken hearts? The new Withernsea Dating Agency premises open with the local Cupid representatives joining Shelley and her team. After a chat with Cupid about her new ‘aftercare’ business, Samara finds he’s not playing fair. He wants her to reunite his son and his ex-wife, the only match of his that’s ever gone awry. The problem? The ex is Jessica, the new dating agency psychologist. When a shattered window brings the police to the new premises, Jessica’s in for a shock when her ex-husband shows up at her door. Seeing him brings up ghosts of their past, and poses the question—do they have a future? SUPERNATURAL DATING AGENCY SERIES #1 The Vampire Wants a Wife #2 A Devil of a Date #3 Hate, Date, or Mate? #4 Here for the Seer #5 Didn't Sea it Coming #6 Phwoar and Peace #7 Acting Cupid #8 Cupid Fools ​​​​​​​#9 Dead and Breakfast - coming October 2023.

Download or read book Supernatural Dating Agency Story Collection Books 7 9 written by Andie M. Long and published by Andrea M. Long. This book was released on 2024-05-15 with total page 548 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Life should be quietening down for the residents of Withernsea after the war, but Fate has other plans! Catch up with the latest supernatural sagas in this collection of books seven to nine. Includes: Acting Cupid – After neglecting her cupiding duties, Samara is sent back to training school. However, it seems someone doesn’t want her to graduate... Cupid Fools – Cupid’s own son and ex-daughter in law find themselves both newly resident in Withernsea. Can they reunite or will Cupid suffer an embarrassing defeat? Dead and Breakfast – Theo finally opens his bed and breakfast, but a wailing ghost threatens to derail the business in its first week.

Download or read book Rock N Souls written by Andie M. Long and published by Andrea M. Long. This book was released on 2024-06-18 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Want me… Erica Zak Jones, the lead singer of the hottest rock band in town, doesn’t appear to know I exist… despite the fact I run the band’s fan club. Now I’ve been invited me to spend a week accompanying The Paranormals on tour. Is this my chance to get him to notice me? Zak My band has hit superstardom, and my soul should be on fire. Except I don’t have one… as I made a deal with a demon in my youth and became an incubus. Now I’m having to do everything in my power to keep my distance from Erica, who runs our fan club. Because if I show an inkling of my feelings for her, the demon will use it against me. As I continue to fight my attraction, I’ve a feeling all hell (well, the seventh dimension), is about to break loose. Complete series: Hex Factor – Noah’s story (bass guitarist) Rock ‘N’ Souls – Zak’s story (lead singer) We Wolf Rock You – Rex’s story (drummer) Satyrday Night Fever – Roman’s story (lead guitarist)